Sean Connery Stole It Back
Created on: August 20th, 2008
Sean Connery Stole It Back
LordWolfe 
seanconnerybikegrab.ytmnd.com
NSMB, Sean Connery Steals it Back
Never Say Never Again
Punch Out

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isso09
August 20th, 2008
9:51:06 PM CDT
(23)
Thank God.
GoCubsGo
August 20th, 2008
10:50:04 PM CDT
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lawl dumb n*gg*r running backwards
killabee
August 20th, 2008
11:02:53 PM CDT
(7)
ABOUT DAMN TIME SOMEONE DID THIS!
teddo
August 20th, 2008
11:19:41 PM CDT
(0)
TuRtLeS
August 20th, 2008
11:20:02 PM CDT
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F*CKING EH!!! YTMND RESURRECTION IS POSSIBLE? YOU PEOPLE ARE THE GREATEST
Trigun182
August 20th, 2008
11:39:07 PM CDT
(5)
How come the police don't do anything about this? I mean, he is after the bike once again and the police are RIGHT THERE!
guycaballero
August 20th, 2008
11:46:57 PM CDT
(16)
cuz a white man's riding the bike. It's obviously his.
juliovega914
August 20th, 2008
11:55:00 PM CDT
(17)
Did it REALLY take this long for this footage to make it to YTMND?
knowles
August 21st, 2008
1:11:48 AM CDT
(4)
instant f*cking 5'd. well done.
DoomFrost
August 21st, 2008
3:11:53 AM CDT
(4)
Why was the African American punching air? What did air ever do to him?
Ownager
August 21st, 2008
4:45:19 AM CDT
(2)
Wow, I think this might be the first site in the long-running fad I laughed at. It's amazing to me this has never been noticed before. Awesome job.
CrazyDiamond
August 21st, 2008
9:57:32 AM CDT
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.
tigrad
August 21st, 2008
4:41:36 PM CDT
(3)
This needs to be a site where you downvote, and your banned for all time...
Booster37
August 21st, 2008
9:49:31 PM CDT
(-3)
5'd, but I'd lose the the bit where he turns around to punch air, hardly relates to NSMB.
alphasuede
January 29th, 2010
6:43:58 PM CST
(0)
This scene is such a statistically unlikely yet incredibly wondrous event that it is a YTMND Miracle!
mancer0
August 20th, 2008
9:55:31 PM CDT
(24)
The circle is now complete...
VoiceMail
August 21st, 2008
2:12:04 AM CDT
(7)
The bike is in good hands now.
Clive42
August 21st, 2008
4:09:37 PM CDT
(9)
And underneath good shorts.
MrTorresSaysHello
August 22nd, 2008
8:36:54 PM CDT
(0)
..with club sauce..
momthinksimcool
August 23rd, 2008
1:34:37 AM CDT
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i dont get it
glogloglo
August 25th, 2008
1:32:49 PM CDT
(-2)
How'd that black guy get out of the patty wagon
hucklebilly
August 20th, 2008
9:56:50 PM CDT
(5)
winner
nukes13
August 20th, 2008
9:59:15 PM CDT
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A winner is you
Versago
August 20th, 2008
9:59:40 PM CDT
(2)
Connery's quick escape confused his dark-skinned pursuer, causing him to go on a blind rage.
KDarkwater
August 20th, 2008
10:00:47 PM CDT
(4)
You really dug around for that one...
SweetEscape
August 20th, 2008
10:01:33 PM CDT
(0)
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yep, you won
Huntor
August 20th, 2008
10:02:41 PM CDT
(0)
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This is wonderful
btlyger
August 20th, 2008
10:02:46 PM CDT
(3)
Wigger stole my bike!
Rafe
August 20th, 2008
10:37:18 PM CDT
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(0)
Wigga.
motis
August 20th, 2008
10:03:06 PM CDT
(18)
Instant HOF'er.
Rafe
August 20th, 2008
10:36:29 PM CDT
(7)
Hall of Fame.
hucklebilly
August 20th, 2008
10:49:38 PM CDT
(4)
Hall of Fame
GodRMK
August 21st, 2008
3:00:50 AM CDT
(4)
Fame of Hall
g0osey
August 21st, 2008
4:57:54 AM CDT
(5)
Fall of Hame
s3m1lol
August 21st, 2008
6:35:03 AM CDT
(6)
Fahl of Lame
Ducky2002
August 21st, 2008
9:57:00 AM CDT
(6)
emaF fo llaH
g0ast
August 21st, 2008
3:56:47 PM CDT
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Yes this deserves to be put somewhere where not-so-important-to-society documents, items and articles should be kept... Put it next to the Canadian Constitution!
Versago
August 22nd, 2008
7:41:21 PM CDT
(1)
You be nice to my Canada, eh.
jestes311
March 20th, 2009
8:28:29 PM CDT
(0)
MY balls are in the hall of fame.
Sameoneasyours
August 20th, 2008
10:03:35 PM CDT
(34)
Punch the air for god's sake.
Smeagolisfree99
August 20th, 2008
11:08:19 PM CDT
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F*ck you. XD
Deathacorn
August 20th, 2008
10:03:54 PM CDT
(0)
I've got this thing in my watch.....
ebaumsworlddotcom
August 20th, 2008
10:04:57 PM CDT
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SSgtTCZ
August 20th, 2008
10:06:24 PM CDT
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I understand.
prairiedogeric10
August 20th, 2008
10:12:31 PM CDT
(0)
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHa
shizzle5150
August 20th, 2008
10:14:20 PM CDT
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this is racist™
TheDamnRobots
August 20th, 2008
10:28:27 PM CDT
(8)
if anyone could, it was connery.
LoofahBoy
August 20th, 2008
10:29:41 PM CDT
(5)
This will become a YTMND instant classic.
Umfuld
August 20th, 2008
10:38:07 PM CDT
(1)
bike bike bike
AndySavage
September 16th, 2008
1:51:27 AM CDT
(2)
last umfuld comment ever, ftw
MasterAL
November 12th, 2008
1:28:38 AM CST
(0)
Let us hope
JoeyJoeJoe
December 27th, 2008
2:07:17 AM CST
(0)
WRONG
Kremlin
August 20th, 2008
10:39:40 PM CDT
(3)
fourth corner possibility
Shogon
August 20th, 2008
10:42:48 PM CDT
(3)
Symbolizes pure greatness. 5.
MuffinBear
August 20th, 2008
11:03:27 PM CDT
(0)
:D
Smeagolisfree99
August 20th, 2008
11:07:45 PM CDT
(0)
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PUNCH THE AIR FOR GOD SAKES.
CBAM
August 20th, 2008
11:07:49 PM CDT
(0)
Limey Scottish bastard stole my bike.
Fobyix
August 20th, 2008
11:10:20 PM CDT
(0)
Better than the actual movie
HexenVldamir
August 20th, 2008
11:10:37 PM CDT
(3)
Final... after all these years... revenge.
teddo
August 20th, 2008
11:20:14 PM CDT
(0)
Its an end of an era
gr33nscr33n
August 21st, 2008
12:16:56 AM CDT
(1)
God let's hope so.
Vzamm
August 21st, 2008
5:17:14 PM CDT
(-1)
gr33nscr33n - official judge.
gr33nscr33n
August 21st, 2008
7:17:51 PM CDT
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gr33nscr33n - official grudge.
MrTorresSaysHello
August 22nd, 2008
8:38:55 PM CDT
(1)
gr33nscr33n- official grunge
jestes311
March 20th, 2009
8:30:59 PM CDT
(0)
gr33nscr33n - official douche.
spudmaster162
August 20th, 2008
11:20:58 PM CDT
(0)
you win!
nutnics
August 20th, 2008
11:35:38 PM CDT
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all the kiddies love this sh¡t
cretincretin999
August 20th, 2008
11:37:44 PM CDT
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Wow, a 4.8 for a direct rip? What the f*ck. Also, Never Say Never Again wasn't a real Bond movie.
guycaballero
August 20th, 2008
11:48:42 PM CDT
(2)
Could this be the site that resurrects YTMND?
Esoom
August 21st, 2008
3:52:09 PM CDT
(-1)
No.
Improviser
August 21st, 2008
4:04:45 PM CDT
(1)
No, new content will resurrect YTMND. Not a direct rip from a sh*tty movie referencing a 3 year old fad.
Lycandy
August 23rd, 2008
5:38:14 PM CDT
(-3)
Agreed... this site is immensely overrated.
Kaizen666
August 21st, 2008
12:35:33 AM CDT
(1)
Could have used a bit of editing. Pink track suit for Connery perhaps? Seems to be lacking something, even though we all get the joke. It feels like this could have been a killer site with a bit more work.
AndySavage
August 21st, 2008
2:49:33 AM CDT
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not sure why this is being -'d
Kaizen666
August 21st, 2008
12:18:17 PM CDT
(7)
It's because I gave constructive criticism instead of going 'L0lZ dUmB neEgar chashe KonErrry baKwarDz 'KaUse hE'S ah NiGraH +faiv for nIiIiIiIigras LOLILLKFDHALlolololo Wanna play COD4 for 8 hours and have kno laife?'
Huntor
August 21st, 2008
1:17:26 PM CDT
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yeah this ytmnd definatly needs more nise edits because thats what ytmnd is all about. It's not about whether something is funny or not it's how well edited it is EX: magnumtacutsaveryqueershoot.ytmnd.com lol shawn connery wearing pink would be sooooo lol funny.
Kaizen666
August 21st, 2008
2:50:32 PM CDT
(5)
Dude, I LOVE simple humor. This is a bit too simple. Is it funny? A bit. I sort of saw the joke coming and this won't stand up in the long run. Throw a few simple yet productive edits (track suit, Piston Honda's head on one of the cops maybe?) and this would be killer comedy. And sh*t man, I could have just gone '1ed. You're a f*g. Good day!' like the other *ssh*les but I didn't. What YTMND needs more of is honest opinions and that's what I give.
Huntor
August 21st, 2008
3:53:59 PM CDT
(1)
Alright, I see where you're coming from I guess. I didn't try to sound like an *ssh*le but looking back I kind of did. My general rule is "if I laugh, I five", and all of the people voting 1 just because they think this is too high rated annoy me.
Kaizen666
August 21st, 2008
6:28:53 PM CDT
(2)
That's cool. I'm not knocking anyone for 5ing this, I'm just giving an honest opinion so that the dude can challenge himself a bit more to make a better site.
wisdumcube
August 21st, 2008
12:36:15 AM CDT
(0)
This is a direct rip, but you get a 3 for idea and +1 more for the image.
wisdumcube
August 21st, 2008
12:37:06 AM CDT
(0)
...of connery stealing his bike back.
MasterAL
August 21st, 2008
12:36:48 AM CDT
(1)
Ok, we need a word that rhymes with n*gg* to say of Sean, and it can't be "wigga" because that's retarded.
g0osey
August 21st, 2008
5:02:38 AM CDT
(0)
Bigger Digger Figure Jigger Pigger Rigger Sigger Tigger Vigor Wigger
gr33nscr33n
August 21st, 2008
12:10:34 PM CDT
(-2)
Septuagenarigga?
TallestSkil
December 5th, 2009
12:24:19 PM CST
(0)
His name's James Bond and he has a great figure; he says a witty line when he pulls on the trigger!
egonym
August 21st, 2008
12:44:07 AM CDT
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neato
doink9731
August 21st, 2008
12:50:31 AM CDT
(1)
How did no one find this sooner?!
Lottech96
August 21st, 2008
1:05:07 AM CDT
(0)
niccccccccccccce
DarthWang
August 21st, 2008
1:51:19 AM CDT
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Faltru
August 21st, 2008
2:03:04 AM CDT
(0)
F*ckin' A.
pussinboots
August 21st, 2008
2:09:07 AM CDT
(0)
sure why not
Khac
August 21st, 2008
2:17:24 AM CDT
(-2)
F*cking amazing.
LordNu
August 21st, 2008
2:47:29 AM CDT
(0)
Only Connery can reverse a fad.
LePape
August 21st, 2008
3:57:18 AM CDT
(-2)
Nice find.
sexymofo
August 21st, 2008
4:21:09 AM CDT
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you fail, please try again ^_^
ELG
August 21st, 2008
5:50:37 AM CDT
(0)
pure greatness dear sir!
Compdude
August 21st, 2008
6:08:00 AM CDT
(0)
Excellent.
SirSnark
August 21st, 2008
6:56:26 AM CDT
(0)
Good jorb.
dhevil
August 21st, 2008
8:08:56 AM CDT
(0)
Well spotted.
hanktherapper
August 21st, 2008
8:40:27 AM CDT
(0)
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Destined to be the highest rated and most viewed site of the week.
jasonkrowe
August 21st, 2008
9:45:53 AM CDT
(3)
Winners go home and f'k the prom queen.
wild09
August 21st, 2008
11:17:17 AM CDT
(0)
You're the man now, dog!
guywithpants
August 21st, 2008
11:25:45 AM CDT
(0)
good job james...this cured my hangover
dctownes
August 21st, 2008
11:47:48 AM CDT
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lol nice find
marxmith
August 21st, 2008
11:58:29 AM CDT
(0)
All this time and that clip has been sitting under our noses.
GeneralFod
August 21st, 2008
12:05:07 PM CDT
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hahahaha OH I GET IT
Chrisda19
August 21st, 2008
12:22:36 PM CDT
(0)
I bow to your awesomeness and pledge my allegiance to WIGGER STOLE MY BIKE
fourest
August 21st, 2008
12:26:44 PM CDT
(-1)
oh, i missed you.
egonym
August 21st, 2008
12:30:53 PM CDT
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yeah, its an amazing coincidence to have Connery and a bike and a black person. If I gave a sh*t i would totally five this direct rip with no edits of an old joke.
LawlAndPawnder
August 21st, 2008
3:48:11 PM CDT
(1)
if this was made only years earlier
duckedtapedemon
August 21st, 2008
3:48:29 PM CDT
(3)
REALLY REALLY good find. jesus in like 5 years NOBODY watched that movie
jax1492
August 21st, 2008
4:24:17 PM CDT
(0)
omg win
HitlerTookMyBiscuit
August 21st, 2008
4:49:02 PM CDT
(3)
A great hilarious spark in the dying fire of ytmnd.
WAFFLEZ
August 21st, 2008
5:18:07 PM CDT
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I came, I saw, I will forget, easily.
onethreethreeseven
August 21st, 2008
5:45:14 PM CDT
(0)
Great Job!
ebenezer
August 21st, 2008
5:52:46 PM CDT
(2)
an excellent source of calcium.
redforth
August 21st, 2008
5:55:02 PM CDT
(1)
Sean Connery... saving our bikes from black people one n^&&er at a time
Necronomicon
August 21st, 2008
5:57:59 PM CDT
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Where are we, Mr. Peabody?!
teddyleevin
August 21st, 2008
5:58:53 PM CDT
(0)
good call.
juxtapose519
August 21st, 2008
7:05:39 PM CDT
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are you SERIOUS?
choogly
August 21st, 2008
7:47:36 PM CDT
(3)
This is..... incredible. Almost as if it were tailor made for ytmnd.
shuko
August 21st, 2008
8:24:09 PM CDT
(4)
Random events turning out to be perfect obscure jokes decades later just can't be beat!
blue1622
August 21st, 2008
8:59:36 PM CDT
(0)
i upvote they.
ninjineer
August 21st, 2008
10:21:24 PM CDT
(0)
Yes... YES!
Hotdawg1990
August 21st, 2008
11:45:44 PM CDT
(0)
haha awesome
lawlnowai
August 22nd, 2008
7:24:24 AM CDT
(0)
If only Sean was wearing a monocle and a high top.
mnaughton
August 22nd, 2008
8:34:41 AM CDT
(2)
bout time the bike returned to it's owner
FilthyYamBag
August 22nd, 2008
3:28:18 PM CDT
(0)
YYYAAAYYY!!!
boykicksgirl
August 22nd, 2008
5:16:50 PM CDT
(1)
It's nice to see that something good came of this terrible movie.
Doomrock
August 22nd, 2008
6:03:58 PM CDT
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+1 for the find
Toadisbest
August 22nd, 2008
10:34:15 PM CDT
(0)
It's funny.
AOFclan
August 23rd, 2008
9:40:04 AM CDT
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YTMND sucks, join the Angry Old Farts clan for Day of Defeat: Source at: http://angryoldfarts.info/ Hope to see your in our G rated servers!
NihilisticToast
August 23rd, 2008
11:08:46 AM CDT
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I love how Connery gives the n*gg* an indifferent glance, which causes him to go into random boxing moves. XDDD
AOFclan
August 23rd, 2008
4:31:09 PM CDT
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YTMND sucks, join the Angry Old Farts clan for Day of Defeat: Source at: http://angryoldfarts.info/ Hope to see your in our G rated servers!
salkinRAWR
August 23rd, 2008
4:37:58 PM CDT
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YES YES! PUNCH GOD FOR CHEESECAKE!
johannvonperfect
August 23rd, 2008
6:09:05 PM CDT
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As previously noted...masterful.
ToastChef
August 23rd, 2008
11:34:07 PM CDT
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lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo
MetsFanIV
August 24th, 2008
2:57:18 PM CDT
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lol!!!!!!
jimib
August 24th, 2008
7:46:52 PM CDT
(0)
awesome!
Gangles
August 24th, 2008
9:23:24 PM CDT
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Awesome, I rub my beard in approval.
Nyeusigrube
August 24th, 2008
9:40:33 PM CDT
(0)
CRACK KILLZ
acast77
August 25th, 2008
9:33:27 AM CDT
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How does my *ss taste now?
DonLeza
August 25th, 2008
11:40:23 AM CDT
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epic
ArmoredEar
August 25th, 2008
8:54:35 PM CDT
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first
ficklefackle
August 26th, 2008
1:07:14 PM CDT
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ahhhh HA! lordwolfe i knew i knew your f*ggot *ss when i saw you 1 a site i made RIGHT around the time you made this one. you f*ckin alt abusin prick.
Godfather17
August 27th, 2008
8:59:54 PM CDT
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Epic.
zanven
August 28th, 2008
3:37:10 PM CDT
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Logged in for the first time in a while just to fav this