I LOVE ORTEGA'S TACO SAUCE
Created on: August 28th, 2008
I LOVE ORTEGA'S TACO SAUCE
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August 28th, 2008
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outstanding!
August 28th, 2008
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And you know what? She probably got paid a lot of money to say that.
August 28th, 2008
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I'd pay her money to say it, over and over and over... and every time I'd make her clarify that "Ortega's Taco Sauce" is a metaphor for my c*ck.
August 28th, 2008
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DO YOU WANT YOUR TACO POPED? DO YOU PUNK?
August 28th, 2008
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a holy taco AND a new verb! greatest comment yet.
August 28th, 2008
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Oh, queefing!
August 28th, 2008
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I can imagine if she put hot sauce on her 'taco' she might very well pop. And scream.
August 29th, 2008
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This gave me a boner.
August 29th, 2008
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"mmmmm......Vagiclean eh? What's wrong?....Little extra cheese on your taco?"
August 29th, 2008
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I get it because taco is slang for vagina!!!
August 29th, 2008
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Incoming fad detected sir! Sending hailing frequencies...
August 29th, 2008
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Raptor Jesus says: ID LOVE TO EAT HER "TACO"! LOL. NO REALLY. "EAT IT".
August 29th, 2008
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When I first heard this, my subconscious made me make a popping sound with my lips. did that happen to anyone else?
August 29th, 2008
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Taco Girl. Hall of Fame. Now.
August 29th, 2008
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she looks like that gymnast girl
August 29th, 2008
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I'd sure love to be Ortega.
August 29th, 2008
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______________________ ____________________________ __________________________________ __________________________________ ___________________________________ ________________________ Can she BE any more excited?
August 30th, 2008
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Her legs are like the size of my torso... she could probably snap your dick off if you try and pop her "taco".
August 31st, 2008
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seriously guys, the more i listen to this, the more horny i get. she is soo hot.
August 31st, 2008
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thinking of ortega's taco sauce: http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/6717/2eqcjv81qg8.gif
August 31st, 2008
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Amen, Lycandy. She can squeeze my head between those thighs of her anytime.
September 1st, 2008
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i wish i could pop her taco :(
September 8th, 2008
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Once you pop, the fun dont stop :)
August 28th, 2008
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ahahha
August 28th, 2008
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LET ME SEE U POP DAT TACO
August 28th, 2008
(44)
I'D SAUCE HER TACO, AMIRITE?!?
August 28th, 2008
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BUT I POOP FROM THERE! :(
August 28th, 2008
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I sincerely hope that you do not.
August 28th, 2008
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Poop from there or sauce her taco?
August 29th, 2008
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WTF WERE YOU THINKING ULTIMAZ
August 29th, 2008
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That's what you get paid for?
September 2nd, 2008
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AHA! You're in a wall!
August 28th, 2008
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I love Hank the Rapper's sauce. It makes my cherry pop.
August 28th, 2008
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I'll pop her taco
August 28th, 2008
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and then take a detour into brown town
August 29th, 2008
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and then maybe have sex later
August 29th, 2008
(23)
Dude, she's 16. Have a seat right over there...
September 2nd, 2008
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it's cool i got a delorean... and it's set for 2010... LEGALIZE IT
August 28th, 2008
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MINE TASTES LIKE A TACO!
August 28th, 2008
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uh... get that sh*t checked out.
September 1st, 2008
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taco flavored kisses
September 3rd, 2008
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"Shhhh!!"
August 28th, 2008
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And that's what real women need! HEEYONKYUGH.
August 28th, 2008
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Best comment ever.
August 29th, 2008
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Comment of the year.
August 29th, 2008
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Comment of the month.
August 29th, 2008
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Comment of the week.
August 29th, 2008
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Comment of the b'ak'tun.
August 29th, 2008
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Combobreaker of the Millenium.
August 30th, 2008
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Comment of the 2008-08-28 18:30:06
August 30th, 2008
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comment of two days ago.
August 30th, 2008
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comment of the c-c-c-combo breaker.
August 31st, 2008
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That was a comment.
August 31st, 2008
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of the comment year taco
August 31st, 2008
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Самый лучший камрад комментария ever.
September 13th, 2012
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your comment was not that impressive
August 28th, 2008
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I bet it does sweetie. I bet it does.....
August 28th, 2008
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This was so funny I almost went to Brown Town.
August 28th, 2008
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LOLOLOLO
September 1st, 2008
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I LOVE OBAMA'S CHOCOLATE SAUCE, IT MAKES MY CHOCOTACO POP
August 28th, 2008
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Excellent =)
August 28th, 2008
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wow
August 28th, 2008
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with club sauce
August 28th, 2008
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I'll pop her tac-- oh wait someone beat me
October 18th, 2008
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no
August 28th, 2008
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I can't sauce that taco until she grows some lettuce on it.
August 28th, 2008
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why negative me? i have HABITS that are older than that taco, ffs
August 31st, 2008
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no negatives here. Us old farts must stick together. And by old I mean able to drink ffs
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she loves ortegas taco sauce? wait till she trys mine.
August 28th, 2008
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yeah her pink taco
August 28th, 2008
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Well done sir.
August 28th, 2008
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I hate you for reminding me of how dirty my mind is.
August 28th, 2008
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If her taco was a pussy, and Ortega's taco sauce was jism, then this is a pretty funny site. Think about it for a moment.
August 28th, 2008
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That's hot
September 7th, 2008
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*fap* ;)
August 28th, 2008
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w8t where is this from?
August 28th, 2008
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moar tits or gtfo!
August 28th, 2008
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brb, fbi
August 28th, 2008
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also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jxq6ZS3ms8
August 28th, 2008
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the acting in that commercial was so awful
August 28th, 2008
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I'd like to point out how sad it is that THIS is what gold-medal athletes are reduced to after the Olympics. Making crappy, hawking commercials that are forgotten almost as quickly as their achievements. Oh well, at least they get paid.
August 28th, 2008
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lol Hamm brothers! Eeck eeck... prepuberty voices.
August 29th, 2008
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I don't even think they cared about the Olympic athlete aspect; their sauce friggin' made her taco pop. Wouldn't you hire someone for a commercial if your food gave them orgasms?
August 28th, 2008
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5'd for hot chick.
August 28th, 2008
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you made me LOL HARD
August 28th, 2008
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this made my taco pop.
August 28th, 2008
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now im certain your referring to your penis, which is kind of odd considering this isnt erotic or anything
August 28th, 2008
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did she have any idea what she was saying?
August 28th, 2008
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nice find
August 28th, 2008
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I love Rolo jingles. It makes my ear drums pop.
August 28th, 2008
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Funny
August 28th, 2008
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can i haz tako sause?
August 28th, 2008
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What if we made the taco flat?
August 29th, 2008
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21:40:02 Burdell __________________________________________________________________ __________________________________ _________________________________ __________________________________ ___________________________________ -2 [reply] [+|-] 2008-08-28 22:21:32 dhaos A'ight. I've been better. It's the second week of college a
August 28th, 2008
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__________________________________________________________________ __________________________________ _________________________________ __________________________________ ___________________________________
August 28th, 2008
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::LOAWLOPLOAWOLAWLOAWO 555%AOWIJ%AW:O
August 28th, 2008
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when did ellen page give up her vocal chords?
August 28th, 2008
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taco = vagina.
August 28th, 2008
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This reminds me of that Sub sandwhich site where this lady says something about a real woman needing a lot of meat. Anyhow have that link, par chance?
August 28th, 2008
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http://whatdotheyreallyneed.ytmnd.com/
August 29th, 2008
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http://weirdlaughsong.ytmnd.com/
August 29th, 2008
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http://satanendsthemadness.ytmnd.com/
August 29th, 2008
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^ I made this ^_^
August 30th, 2008
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It's not lacking any meat AHhehehahheahhshahhahhhehhahhhaehahehahheheaae
August 28th, 2008
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pop dat taco doo doo brown
August 29th, 2008
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Possible reference to popping cherry of underage female, must investigate further...
August 29th, 2008
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5 for pedo bait
August 29th, 2008
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This Has Vagina (metaphors) +5
August 29th, 2008
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DAYUM!
August 29th, 2008
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she can put that suace on my dick and it will pop
August 29th, 2008
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HEr taco probably has too much cheese
August 29th, 2008
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Out-f*cking-standing.
August 29th, 2008
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Old school!
August 29th, 2008
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▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶ beef soft tacos ◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀
August 30th, 2008
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lolololol
August 29th, 2008
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I love Tito's tacos! You love Tito's too!
August 29th, 2008
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This *IS* a tasty taco.
August 29th, 2008
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Holy f*ck!
August 29th, 2008
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Smells like TACO in here!
August 29th, 2008
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Thats funny I can do the same thing with my penis
August 29th, 2008
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NOOOO! Do not invoke brian peppers wrath :O
August 29th, 2008
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yum!
August 29th, 2008
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Vulgar innuendo comment
August 29th, 2008
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Epic jail bait
August 29th, 2008
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spicy.
August 29th, 2008
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Who the f*ck thought it would be a good idea to make an 80s celebrity-endorsement commercial for taco sauce?
August 29th, 2008
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Classic.
August 29th, 2008
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I would love to pop her taco.
August 29th, 2008
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she shouldn't eating Ortega's Taco Sauce at her age!!! That's blasphemy!!
August 29th, 2008
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But is it madness as well?
August 30th, 2008
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No but she's dining in hell tonight AMIRITE?
August 29th, 2008
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seeing 292 votes with a 4.53 rating on a site like this makes me loose faith in this community.
August 29th, 2008
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Funny Taco Joke's
September 3rd, 2008
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Joke is what?
August 29th, 2008
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Overt sexual reference / Terrible acting
August 29th, 2008
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i like tacos
August 29th, 2008
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I will never look at a taco the same way again.
August 29th, 2008
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shawn johnson just gave a new ring tone
August 29th, 2008
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let's ignore the sexual reference for a second. what the hell does she mean by her taco popping?
August 29th, 2008
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I think it has something to do with chlamydia
August 29th, 2008
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wait, no, you said IGNORE the sexual reference. nevermind
August 29th, 2008
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Like, it, like makes, like, her, taco, like, taste, like, better (i.e. like, pop).
August 29th, 2008
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The taco literally explodes.
August 29th, 2008
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Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
August 29th, 2008
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10 bucks says her taco hasn't been popped yet. but 1,000,000 if i get t pop it
August 29th, 2008
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______________________ ____________________________ __________________________________ __________________________________ ___________________________________ ________________________
August 29th, 2008
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That made me drop my chalupa
August 29th, 2008
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Ortega's taco sauce just spreads in my mouth so vividly, there's nothing that puzzles you, i just want to keep it in my mouth as long as possible you know what i mean, i'm wishing to let it linger in my mouth even longer as it CASCADES down my throat, I really feel somehow like a chosen person. POPCORN SHRIMP.... with ortega's taco club sauce !
August 29th, 2008
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it will not prevail you taco nazi!
August 30th, 2008
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MAKES MY TACO POP
August 30th, 2008
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I'D POP HER TACO IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
August 30th, 2008
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:)
August 30th, 2008
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I went to the grocery store this morning and I was going to buy some Ortega taco sauce. They don't carry it. Now I'm sad. See --> :(
August 30th, 2008
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i want to take a chalupa all over her chest
August 30th, 2008
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Because gymnasts are THE authority on tacos.
August 30th, 2008
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lol, Dragon Warrior 3 reference.
August 30th, 2008
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I love Ortega's helmet it makes my defense pop
September 2nd, 2008
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SPOILER: Baramos isn't the end boss, you still have to go back in time and become Erdrick!!!! .... also Pedosaucelol5stars etc.
August 30th, 2008
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I would pop my taco all over her bare sopping wet boobs
August 30th, 2008
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picture. sound. text. and LOL. awesome
August 30th, 2008
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im hungry for tacos
August 30th, 2008
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Wow.
August 30th, 2008
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Oh the thoughts... BE PURGED!
August 30th, 2008
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LMAO!
August 30th, 2008
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I came
August 30th, 2008
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I love el jefe's taco shop, it makes my taco slop
August 30th, 2008
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I love ortega's taco pop, it makes my taco sauce!
August 30th, 2008
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Looks like Ortega's taco sauce makes max's taco pop, too.
August 30th, 2008
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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH
August 30th, 2008
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and to pop her taco
August 30th, 2008
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Ortega taco sauce - now advertising to f*gs and pedophiles. I went out and bought a whole case today.
August 30th, 2008
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So are you a f*g or a pedophile?
September 2nd, 2008
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He was after the Hamm Brothers.
August 30th, 2008
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Congrats on getting it put up as the front page image!
August 30th, 2008
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I wonder if it's a fish taco.
August 30th, 2008
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eww
September 12th, 2008
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Is a fish taco shaped like a fish?
August 30th, 2008
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Personally, I think that this has a rating that is WAAAAY too high. I'm not downvoting.... It's funny, sure, but not deserving of a 4.58 imo.
August 30th, 2008
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She doesn't sound very enthused about the whole thing.
August 30th, 2008
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f*cking sweet. old school action
August 30th, 2008
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Best comment thread since mclol.ytmnd.com
August 31st, 2008
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I like how there is extreme music in the background.
August 31st, 2008
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if you listen to it enough you notice the extreme music in the background..
August 31st, 2008
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It's humorous because taco is a slang term for vagina.
August 31st, 2008
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Can she pop burrito's?
August 31st, 2008
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ClassicTMND
August 31st, 2008
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Pace Picante Sauce should clear that right up.
September 1st, 2008
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my meat makes her taco pop...
September 1st, 2008
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easily the best ever
September 1st, 2008
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LAWL!
September 1st, 2008
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September 1st, 2008
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ClassicTMND
September 1st, 2008
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Beat that, bro!
September 1st, 2008
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms5d9RN0WzY
September 1st, 2008
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^ I wonder how many fads could be made out of that video.
September 23rd, 2009
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http://dinnerclam.ytmnd.com/
September 1st, 2008
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Beat that, bro.
September 1st, 2008
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By the way you all know this is Shawn Johnson, right?
September 1st, 2008
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HoF. now
September 1st, 2008
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I can't wait until she's 18 so I can say very obscene things about her.
September 1st, 2008
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HAHAHAHAHAHA. i dont get it
September 1st, 2008
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lololol
September 2nd, 2008
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hot? no f*cking adorable? yes ......also burrito sauce
September 2nd, 2008
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thats......hot
September 2nd, 2008
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GREAT JOB PEDO... and all of you that gave this 5 stars and FAV.. you are pedophiles too!!!
September 2nd, 2008
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YOURE ALL A BUNCH OF PEDOPHILE LOSERS.. YOU MUST BE THE SAME PEOPLE WHACKING OFF TO LAZY TOWN YMTNDS
September 2nd, 2008
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What I wonder is how did the crew that filmed this commercial keep a straight face?
September 2nd, 2008
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il make her c*nt pop all over my dick
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