The USMC is taking $4,000 from me for getting divorced
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September 3rd, 2008
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F*ck you
September 3rd, 2008
(6)
you're playing COD4?
September 3rd, 2008
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Well I just woke up after passing out earlier. All I can say is wow.I was pretty sure this was going to get a maybe a 2.00 and die at 17 votes
September 5th, 2008
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Another day in the corp is like a day on the farm!
September 5th, 2008
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dude how did you get yuengling?? someone is obviously from PA!!
September 5th, 2008
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your playin wow :) , thanks for the hint
September 6th, 2008
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I drink Yuengling, and I'm from New Jersey. They also have a brewery in Florida. So he could be in a variety of places.
September 6th, 2008
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Most marines i've met are complete pussies. Marine corp inflates their egos to a rediculous degree, almost to the point of a psychosis. When one dies in battle, I tend to laugh. Not so tough are you?
September 6th, 2008
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ridiculous, not rediculous. why do so many people make this retarded mistake?
September 6th, 2008
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Easy enough to get Yuengling pretty much anywhere on the east coast, I think.
September 7th, 2008
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I was introduced to Yuengling by my old unit in NC. Though I'm in Florida right now and it's not hard to find most places, even on tap.
September 7th, 2008
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Semper-fi, hoorah for yuengling in florida, and f*ck ohio
September 10th, 2008
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I live in NC.
September 3rd, 2008
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and yes its 10:30am who f*cking cares
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
hopefully burning something.
September 3rd, 2008
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Still worth ot thoiug
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
thats wack
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
Why?
September 3rd, 2008
(12)
Oh because when I was deployed to IRAQ motherf*ckers gave me something called seperations allowance which was to compensate from being away from the whore. They want it all back even though I PAID THE BITCH OVER THAT. F*ck Me Huh?!
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
How do they know you're divorced? Did you have to tell them or do they just run monthly checks on folks to try and get the money back?
September 3rd, 2008
(8)
O goto sto sohw them the transrit fomr thge court. Sol they know my coamman d has knownn for mothsn
September 3rd, 2008
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wait awim mwant ti write beter
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
AWOL
September 3rd, 2008
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I just want to know what happened between 10:51:52 and 11:18:08.
September 3rd, 2008
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I wouls never go UA. The armtgy call iut AWLO they are f*ggors. I;m sin the MARine CAorsp
September 3rd, 2008
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lol learn 2 type
September 3rd, 2008
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I think he's wasted by now. Don't blame you.
September 3rd, 2008
(13)
He's right. the armtgy are f*ggors.
September 4th, 2008
(1)
FreAkweN's comment is the best comment of the year.
September 4th, 2008
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hows that gov thing working out anyways?
September 5th, 2008
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I'm guessing a fifth of Jack Daniels happened.
September 3rd, 2008
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stay strong chow
September 3rd, 2008
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I like a man in uniform
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
Dick in a box?
September 3rd, 2008
(7)
5 in honor of your service to my country + your taste in music/beer
September 3rd, 2008
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D: hang in there
September 3rd, 2008
(9)
Support our Chowdah
September 3rd, 2008
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Great song. Good luck getting your revenge.
September 3rd, 2008
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gotta pay to play...
September 3rd, 2008
(9)
Is there a book depository or a bell tower in your area?
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
Semper Fi
September 3rd, 2008
(16)
Semper Gumby
September 5th, 2008
(1)
semper fidelis tyrannosaurus
September 8th, 2008
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You just said "Always Faithful, Terrible Lizard," you silly billy
September 3rd, 2008
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Stay cool man, don't let them get to you. Anything you do to them, they can do 5x as hard to you. Sad but true. Keep your head down and be glad you got rid of the whore before she got ahold of your pension.
September 3rd, 2008
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4 battles
September 3rd, 2008
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SEMPER GUMBY!!!!!!!!!!!
September 3rd, 2008
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Been divorced for a few years now. Guess what I'm still doing...LOL. It's all worth it though Chowdah my boy.
September 3rd, 2008
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nice tunez, i LOVE women
September 3rd, 2008
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at first i thought this was the dude who made those 3 "my drunk wife" ytmnds.
September 3rd, 2008
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It's worth it.
September 3rd, 2008
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marry someone of the same sex then!
September 3rd, 2008
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That's why I joined the Army! w00t! We're too good to be able to roll our sleeves up like that... or have a nametape on our asscheek! 5'd for Yuengling and taking the big green weenie up the ass! HOOAH!
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
You mean hoooohhh
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
Forgot the A Hoooooooahh...makes all the difference
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
getting a lawyer?
September 3rd, 2008
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hahaha. that really sucks dude. nice music selection too, but just to let everyone know- battles sucks live. real bad.
September 3rd, 2008
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Look on the bright side, if you can show that you're a motivatied individual, you can search for employment with a private security firm like blackwater or KBR. They dont follow the same rules as the Military (you dont get in trouble for shooting at someone if you think they're a threat) and you get paid 600$ per day. If McCain wins the election the Iraq war will definately not be ending any time soon and you can really rake the dough in... Assuming you dont get killed in an IED explosion.
September 3rd, 2008
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Or burnt to a crisp and dragged through Fallujah by crazy Arabs
September 3rd, 2008
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Wow - f*ck you, buddy.
September 4th, 2008
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Blackwater makes too many hiccups. Search for better PMC's
September 4th, 2008
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Blackwater's style is more sniping Iraqi children from rooftops.
September 3rd, 2008
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sounds like that palin chick is involved
September 3rd, 2008
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That's why you don't get married in the military
September 9th, 2008
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if you marry a woman theirs a 55-60% chance that she'll cheat on you, regardless of your profession. lifes brutal aint it?
September 11th, 2008
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This guy beat me to the comment. Military=/=Happy Marriage This comment isn't useful nor helpful so downvote plz
September 3rd, 2008
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5'd for Yuengling
September 3rd, 2008
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5 for Yuengling lager damn that stuff is good
September 3rd, 2008
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I Have no idea.
September 3rd, 2008
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Ah, goin' back to single rate BAH and all that jazz. Good times.
September 3rd, 2008
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http://crazyoldlady.ytmnd.com/
September 3rd, 2008
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This made me laugh, a lot
September 3rd, 2008
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is the answer to that question..nothing?
September 3rd, 2008
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5 cuz im eating a salad with cashews in it.
September 3rd, 2008
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i'm guessing scrabble?
September 3rd, 2008
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leather necks
September 3rd, 2008
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I'm pretty sure goneja gave me a one also
September 9th, 2008
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Yeah, I did.
September 3rd, 2008
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armtgy are f*ggots? what about the rangerstgy and the speshal forzes
September 11th, 2008
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No, armtgy are f*ggors. It is very important distinction.
September 4th, 2008
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that's bullsh*t man. hope life treats you better soon.
September 4th, 2008
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Whitman
September 4th, 2008
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If you can get Yuengling in Iraq and I can't even get it in California, I'm gonna be pissed.
September 5th, 2008
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They have non-alcoholic bitburger and heiniken.... which tastes like liquid cat sh*t at first but you slowly get used to it.
September 4th, 2008
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pity five'd
September 4th, 2008
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Looks like you're drinking sh*tty beer and doing your own laundry for a change.
September 4th, 2008
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Drinking Yuengling? Awesome because I love that beer!
September 4th, 2008
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you fell for the trap ...
September 4th, 2008
(3)
Women suck. Get Firefox instead.
September 4th, 2008
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most of the time your comments are funnier than the YTMNDs you commented on
September 4th, 2008
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i'll kill your wife if you kill mine
September 4th, 2008
(6)
LOL WIFE SWAP
September 5th, 2008
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Yes! Post what you want to do on the internet! The police will never look here!
September 4th, 2008
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Sal understands how you feel. http://salthestockbroker.ytmnd.com/
September 4th, 2008
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5 for the battles
September 4th, 2008
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Pee in her butt.
September 4th, 2008
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroin Have fun ^_^
September 5th, 2008
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Go cry about it...
September 5th, 2008
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War huh yeah whaaaat is it good for absolutely nothing
September 5th, 2008
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Good God. You all.
September 5th, 2008
(2)
Go jump on a grenade
September 5th, 2008
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FIVE MINUTES SIR
September 5th, 2008
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
September 5th, 2008
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Let me tell you something. I don't know what race of woman you married. But I really am skeptic of white, American woman. It seems like they do that a lot. Now I'm not married, so I don't know...but I like the Asian born Women and nice eastern european born ladies, they seem very loyal and most asians stay hot when they age(not so much eastern europeans tho)
September 8th, 2008
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wow
September 5th, 2008
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Because a woman heads the USMC...ass f*cker. +2 because it was funny before I saw the description.
September 5th, 2008
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Because now you have no dependents? That sucks man, best of luck.
September 5th, 2008
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You are crying because you don't get your "bullsh*t-married-family-sep-pay" for being away from your wife that you divorced? What the f*ck did you think you were a special case or something Private Pyle? I always hated that married people get paid more then single in the military. If they did that sh*t in the civilian world there would be like a law suit or something. Sucks for you but you will live.
September 5th, 2008
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must be nice to be allowed to role up your sleeves, must be nice...
September 6th, 2008
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I HOPE YOU BRING THE WONDERS OF YTMND TO THE UNENLIGHTENED SAVAGES OF THE DESERT.
September 6th, 2008
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hahaha "This week on Al-Jazeera......Americans are calling us a new term: 'n00bs'"
September 9th, 2008
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Yeah, that sounds like a great idea, introducing Muslims to a site run by a Jew.
September 6th, 2008
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LOL BOOTBANDS!!!
September 6th, 2008
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Yuenling is a hell of a drink.
September 6th, 2008
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And I hate boot blousers.
September 6th, 2008
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Glad to know that Air Force comptrollers/finance weenies aren't the only *ssh*les. The AF took a few hundred back from me when I got back from Afghanistan because they apparently gave me too much hostile fire pay. Still not screwed over nearly as hard as you. Sucks man!
September 6th, 2008
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GET TO THE CHOWDAH!!!
September 7th, 2008
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Congrats on fighting a religious war you probably have nothing to do with.
September 7th, 2008
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And with a personality like this, how could any woman leave?
September 7th, 2008
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SEMPRER MADIDUS - Always Drunk! Oo-Rah!!!!
September 7th, 2008
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I know it seems bad now, but wait until the fine is over 9000... What? No... that can't be right.
September 7th, 2008
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did your wife bonnie come home and find a dead n*gg*r in the garage?
September 9th, 2008
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I got divorced because my wife caught me doing some hardcore gangsta sh*t, too. I was painting Warhammer 40k miniatures.
September 7th, 2008
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5'd for Battles. Took me by surprize.
September 7th, 2008
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haha, stupid imperial grunt. Go back to dying for my convenience.
September 8th, 2008
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have you ever tried to masterbate to a picture of george bush? i gotta admit its not easy
September 9th, 2008
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that's bureaucracy for ya.
September 9th, 2008
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Navy basic trainign was bad enough. I got separated for having BROKEN BONES not on my medical record. They tried to fine me for lying on my papers, but I appealed it and won since it wasn't on my med record. Not that I don't respect what people who get through this sh*t and then actually FIGHT, but the higher ups are a bunch of paper pushing f*ckwads :/
September 10th, 2008
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Obligatory calling you a homo for joining the navy, but that aside I agree with you 1000%
September 11th, 2008
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I'll say flat out that I'm a pussy. I don't LIKE being shot at, so I won't get shot at. Nuclear program, on a carrier, a mile or so off the coast, where they can't get at me.
September 10th, 2008
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F*ck the Marines
September 10th, 2008
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finally got curious and clicked this on
September 11th, 2008
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While Atlas is a great song, I wish people would acknowledge the rest of the album. Battles FTW.
September 11th, 2008
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I'd be doing the same
September 11th, 2008
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Is that Crysis I see?
January 31st, 2009
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Go get yourself blown up by an IED and have brown people slap the scrambled remains of what used to be your face with their slippers.
August 23rd, 2010
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Semper Fi, mine cheated on me less then 2 months into the 11th MEU....about to get divorced now.
September 14th, 2010
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Oohrah