Clint Eastwood loves surprises
Created on: October 7th, 2008
Clint Eastwood loves surprises
Antonio baked the cake, Juan and Paco hung up the decorations, Ramon bought the birthday hats and Eastwood brought the bullets http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XEXTQ3XU2A

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October 7th, 2008
(9)
HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T!!!!
October 7th, 2008
(9)
i love you
October 7th, 2008
(7)
i love that movie... and fearcondom
October 7th, 2008
(20)
Clint Eastwood can kick Chuck Norris's ass.
October 7th, 2008
(5)
He has his father's eyes and his other father's guns.
October 7th, 2008
(6)
I wanted to be this man for most of my high school and college years. That or James Bond.
October 7th, 2008
(17)
He don't need people reminding him his age.
October 7th, 2008
(9)
Again....when i click on a fearcondom ytmnd, I know im not wasting my time.
October 7th, 2008
(9)
A fist full of 5s, sir.
October 7th, 2008
(3)
The epitome of badassery.
October 7th, 2008
(0)
HOLY F*CKING SH*T FEARCONDOM KILL ME NOW PLZZZZ!!! OMG dude..
October 8th, 2008
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when i saw this ytmnd.. i soooo wanted it to be by fearcondom. and guess what. it was. fearcondom is the most awsomest person on ytmnd, sure beats max by 9000 points. so as you can see fearcondom's powers are well above 9000.
October 8th, 2008
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it is a shame that all the primo talented users (including primarily myself ) quit making sites on YTMND, i suppose the majority of the remaining users cant get enough of these kinds of sites (4.78 wow that is going to give fearcondom a power boost -- expecting 3513 more sites from fearcondoms private dvd pool aka ghostbusters van damme clint eastwood ninja turtles willy wonka mario brothers ready and waiting for the next top notch juxtaposition max goldberg) #?!
October 8th, 2008
(37)
it's always a sad sight when people cry about the good ole days but do absolutely nothing about it except bitch and moan. You're pathetic because instead of creating and working hard at your craft you choose to sh*t all over other people's work, bringing them down in a failed attempt to console your hollow pride. You don't have to like what i do, but for Christs sake stop sh*tting in my picnic basket and get a life.
October 8th, 2008
(6)
Thats funny. Has Directory *Really* ever made a good YTMND? Fearcondom has. By the bowl-full.
October 8th, 2008
(0)
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(0)
wow fearcondom really stick up directory up the pole and set the hay underneath him on fire!!!!!!
October 8th, 2008
(1)
I looked at Directory's top rated sites, most of them are ytmnds about ytmnd. Thats a fail tbh.
October 8th, 2008
(0)
NostalgiaTMND: First epiosode of Reno 911 had this
October 9th, 2008
(15)
who is directory?
October 9th, 2008
(8)
I can understand if you don't like fearcondom's brand of humor, but the typical whining Directory does pretty much without fail whenever fearcondom makes a site is far more annoying than fearcondom's sites could ever be. 3513 more fearcondom sites means 3513 more comments making Directory sound like the bitter teenager who's unpopular in high school. And pretending Directory's content earns him this "obscure, under-the-radar legend of a user" status is laughable.
October 10th, 2008
(5)
what the f*ck is the internet?
October 10th, 2008
(1)
so far its about 500 people's opinion vs. directory, and the handful of other jealous souls that aren't as creative or have the ability to tap into the primal humor of mid-aged male and female brains. Here are some pointers... simple is better, although the DJIA dropping is humorous to some, the idea of Clint Eastwood gunning down a room full of Mexicans with ridiculous hats on is far superior for a 45 second viewing, and Fearcondom's DVD collection is the most complete I have ever seen.
October 10th, 2008
(1)
hey - what happened to my pink?
October 11th, 2008
(0)
SURPRISE!
March 19th, 2009
(2)
"stop sh*tting in my picnic basket". That is one for the ages. I can totally see Yogi Bear saying that.
October 7th, 2008
(7)
My mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him.
October 7th, 2008
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Replying to the second comment for no reason.
October 7th, 2008
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I mean 4th comment.
October 7th, 2008
(18)
It's cool how he's clearly not surprised - he just shot them anyway.
October 7th, 2008
(5)
Someone must have told him that there was going to be a surprise party. So he was sure to bring his gun.
October 7th, 2008
(8)
it's not his fault, that's just his natural reaction to a group of men making loud noises
October 10th, 2008
(1)
We'd do best to keep him away from Football Stadiums then.
October 11th, 2008
(0)
he wont have enough bullets for the whole stadium. or will he? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE!
October 14th, 2008
(0)
He is like Bruce Lee. His body just reacts.
October 7th, 2008
(6)
Hip! Hip! Harry!
October 7th, 2008
(19)
this site is a fistful of win
October 7th, 2008
(26)
He's mad because his birthday is not until tomorrow.
October 7th, 2008
(7)
Actually, his birthday was yesterday. He's mad because they forgot about it, and he got really sad.
October 7th, 2008
(0)
Our orders are to make sure he does not die, but also to make sure he regrets the day he was born.
October 7th, 2008
(5)
Get three coffins ready. My mistake. Four coffins.
October 7th, 2008
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One for mistake like that, and it'll be five.
October 7th, 2008
(3)
October 7th, 2008
(11)
<witty comment>
October 7th, 2008
(9)
<somewhat witty follow-up>
October 7th, 2008
(-27)
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(-27)
<logical response lacking humor of any kind, soon to be -'d>
October 7th, 2008
(12)
<witty c-c-c-combo breaker>
October 7th, 2008
(8)
<:)>
October 7th, 2008
(10)
<random non sequitur >
October 7th, 2008
(8)
<I have a big penis>
October 7th, 2008
(2)
7th
October 7th, 2008
(0)
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(0)
</ laundry \>
October 7th, 2008
(3)
is this where you leave the replies?
October 7th, 2008
(2)
<additional generic ytmnd comment>
October 8th, 2008
(1)
<gurgling gastrointestinal sounds>
October 8th, 2008
(1)
someone doing it wrong
October 8th, 2008
(-9)
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(-9)
<a href="http://www.killthejews.com">
October 11th, 2008
(3)
<claim of cuff-breaking abilities>
October 7th, 2008
(2)
Don't scare me like that!
(18)
Supplies!
October 7th, 2008
(7)
+1,000,000 for exploding cake on the table.
October 7th, 2008
(5)
Best f*cking YTMND I've seen in a while man.
October 7th, 2008
(7)
"But, Michael Moore, if you ever show up at my front door with a camera - I'll kill you." -Clint Eastwood
October 7th, 2008
(3)
Description alone makes this a 5.
October 7th, 2008
(3)
Alright! Great job!!! Very funny! 5/5
October 7th, 2008
(4)
fearecomdom makes a good site: the ytmnd
October 7th, 2008
(2)
Def, one of my fav... :)
October 7th, 2008
(6)
fearcondom is unstoppablleeee!!!!!
October 7th, 2008
(5)
Dude, you're like the master of detail. Love the exploding cake and exploding balloon head.
October 7th, 2008
(5)
for a few fives more!
October 7th, 2008
(4)
or, A fistfull of fives
October 7th, 2008
(-16)
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fearcondom's netflix based ytmnd #358253 it sucks
October 7th, 2008
(2)
Win.
October 7th, 2008
(3)
He's mad because his birthday was actually on 9/27
October 7th, 2008
(2)
It seems they were the ones surprised.
October 7th, 2008
(2)
5'd for description.
October 7th, 2008
(2)
best site ever
October 7th, 2008
(2)
funny shizzle
October 7th, 2008
(3)
LOL this is great
October 7th, 2008
(2)
gotta be one of the best i've seen
October 7th, 2008
(4)
It's not the surprise he hates. It's the disappointment in how that cake can't possibly contain a stripper.
October 7th, 2008
(13)
he actually holds the world record for the quickest stoppage of a sausage party
October 7th, 2008
(0)
Very Nice! Your work is always above my expectations. Bravo, my fellow MoN.
October 7th, 2008
(-12)
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Not bad, but the ending was too easy to see coming.
October 7th, 2008
(0)
Banner: "Your Killing Us Buster"
October 7th, 2008
(0)
USSRPRISE!
October 7th, 2008
(-13)
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October 7th, 2008
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Funny. That being said, 4.75 my ass.
October 7th, 2008
(0)
http://clintturns78.ytmnd.com/
October 7th, 2008
(0)
MWHAHAHA, that's fantastic!
October 7th, 2008
(1)
YESYES !!!!!
October 7th, 2008
(0)
i didn't hear what the bet was
October 7th, 2008
(1)
your life
October 7th, 2008
(2)
clint leetwood
October 7th, 2008
(1)
needs a door opening sound effect
October 7th, 2008
(0)
halp!
October 7th, 2008
(1)
added- also: light switch flick- thanks for caring
October 7th, 2008
(0)
Fearcondom, reply to my comment!
October 7th, 2008
(0)
^ 5 hank!
October 7th, 2008
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At this point, you don't need my five.
October 7th, 2008
(-1)
This is about the fifth ytmnd I've seen lately that, while great, has an outrageously high rating.
October 7th, 2008
(1)
Well, now we know why there is no Santa...
October 7th, 2008
(2)
Did he fire six shots or only five?
October 7th, 2008
(0)
you wanna know? http://uwannaknow.ytmnd.com/
October 7th, 2008
(0)
Well, if I decided to rush him because i thought he was reloading, I'd die. Does that answer it?
October 7th, 2008
(1)
omfg this is awesome.
October 7th, 2008
(0)
thank god its not fancy pants.
October 7th, 2008
(1)
the man with no birthday
October 7th, 2008
(0)
I give this a fistful of stars.
October 7th, 2008
(-7)
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(-7)
Whatever the opposite of laughing is, I just did that.
October 7th, 2008
(0)
Yes! I have to go watch this movie again now.
October 7th, 2008
(0)
You've done it! New Talent on 60 Minutes has been supplanted! Well done!
October 7th, 2008
(0)
XD
October 7th, 2008
(0)
Now this is an epic win
October 7th, 2008
(0)
title should be clint eastwood hates surprises
October 7th, 2008
(0)
LOL!!
October 7th, 2008
(0)
epic
October 7th, 2008
(0)
LMFAO!
October 7th, 2008
(0)
HAY, BLONDIE! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? YOU'RE JUST A SON OF A BITCH! *bang*
October 7th, 2008
(0)
!
October 7th, 2008
(0)
Old Age is a killer
October 7th, 2008
(0)
the next surprise party will be the baxters throwing one for the rojos! it will be a huge success!
October 7th, 2008
(0)
+5 for party hats
October 7th, 2008
(2)
He loves it beacuse it gives him a reason to shoot people.
October 8th, 2008
(0)
^this
October 8th, 2008
(3)
totally ripped this off from the pilot of Reno 911
October 8th, 2008
(-3)
the f*ck happened to the sound
October 8th, 2008
(0)
4 stars because SOMEHOW you distracted me enough to forget that he's obviously going to shoot everybody in the room
October 8th, 2008
(2)
saw the joke a mile away
October 8th, 2008
(0)
this took a lot of effort, and it was worth it, 5
October 8th, 2008
(0)
el oh el - lawl - for the win Dr-L337 approved!
October 8th, 2008
(0)
CINQO!!
October 9th, 2008
(0)
great stufff
October 9th, 2008
(0)
I have always wanted to downvote a very deserving site. It feels good!
October 9th, 2008
(0)
im proud of you again.
October 10th, 2008
(-3)
lol 5/5
October 10th, 2008
(3)
THEN FIVE IT
October 10th, 2008
(0)
October 10th, 2008
(0)
Haha, brilliant. I don't know why, it's just really funny for some reason.
October 10th, 2008
(0)
he was aiming for the balloons as a party trick....he's just a really f*cking terrible shot
October 10th, 2008
(0)
You all think this is numba 1? You 10! You all numba 10!
October 10th, 2008
(-1)
F*ck New Talent on 60 Minutes.
October 11th, 2008
(0)
The banded Powers of Satan hasting on [ 85 ] With furious expedition; for they weend That self same day by fight, or by surprize
October 11th, 2008
(0)
i know, right? i always just post the next 3 lines but it always seems to be eerily apt
October 11th, 2008
(0)
I love that movie! plus your site is funny, as are the keywords and the description....
October 11th, 2008
(0)
That Was Metal!
October 12th, 2008
(0)
★FAV!★
October 12th, 2008
(0)
GOD DAMN IT WHY DOES THE STAR NEVER WORK
October 12th, 2008
(-1)
Logged in to fav
October 12th, 2008
(0)
Instant classic
October 12th, 2008
(1)
Wow, great job
October 13th, 2008
(0)
That was pretty awesome.
October 13th, 2008
(0)
well....i was gonna laugh at it...but the keyword made me feel too guilty too.....
October 13th, 2008
(1)
This is made with win.
October 14th, 2008
(0)
LOL THIS IS MY neWEST BESTEST
October 14th, 2008
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Getting a hit in 1 out of 20 sites isn't bad. Sadly this isn't one of them.
October 15th, 2008
(0)
The Ace of Spades! The Ace of Spades!
October 15th, 2008
(0)
I'm glad I couldn't make it on time.
October 15th, 2008
(-2)
When was the last time you had to make a conscious decision not to let something eat you?
November 10th, 2008
(0)
see, THIS is a #1 site, not that sh*tty tom hanks thing
November 18th, 2008
(0)
Missed this one lol. Congrats on top rated status
December 31st, 2008
(0)
good time!
January 9th, 2009
(0)
"Go ahead, make my day."
January 14th, 2009
(0)
Best ytmnd I've seen so far
February 16th, 2009
(2)
SUPPLIES.
February 16th, 2009
(0)
LOL wow thank you for that laugh
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sfghsfhdfgjdghj
March 28th, 2009
(0)
Holy f*ck.
June 16th, 2009
(0)
It's ok, he finds the gold hidden in the cemetery.
July 1st, 2009
(0)
This is like fifth highest rated. And all was well.
August 7th, 2009
(0)
rofl
November 17th, 2009
(0)
g1
November 30th, 2009
(1)
March 12th, 2010
(0)
Rah!
April 9th, 2010
(0)
You are brilliant!
September 2nd, 2010
(0)
My Fifth birthday and they waste the good surprise on him.
September 14th, 2010
(0)
4
September 21st, 2010
(0)
fuckin great shit
March 11th, 2012
(0)
a proper response
(1)
You do a surprise party for Clint Eastwood, you get what you ask for.
September 10th, 2013
(0)
No he doesn't.
November 30th, 2013
(-1)
1.
March 28th, 2014
(0)
hey bud, you voted the same as FFFU
January 24th, 2014
(0)
lol
March 28th, 2014
(0)
If I did not say it before, I will say it now. This is a well crafted joke.