How to Eat a Watermelon
Created on: October 13th, 2008
How to Eat a Watermelon
you don't cut watermelon with a knife

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October 13th, 2008
(5)
use the force, simba!
October 13th, 2008
(10)
needs more jean claude van damme clint eastwood luigi also didnt watch didnt even look at the thumbnail or title or author
October 13th, 2008
(4)
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
October 14th, 2008
(0)
that's despicable
October 14th, 2008
(3)
at first I thought this might have been some clip from some interacial porno. but i was wrong
October 14th, 2008
(0)
andimsittinrighthere
October 14th, 2008
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Chuck Norris doesnt use a knife to cut melons, He makes a sharp object out of the bones he pulls out of himself to cut them when he is too lazy to use his hands. Also, I thought she was going to smother him with her areola's.
October 13th, 2008
(0)
Cooleo.
October 13th, 2008
(0)
eat liek this 'ere
October 13th, 2008
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Oh ok. I don't eat watermelon cuz I'm not a n*gg*r, but this is still good to know.
October 13th, 2008
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lol, the NBC ad at the end is what did it for me. Also a white chick got told.
October 13th, 2008
(12)
She has nice melons too.
October 13th, 2008
(0)
now you know it
October 13th, 2008
(4)
Lawd have mercy
October 13th, 2008
(0)
.. how to eat a water melon
October 13th, 2008
(2)
Silly blonde, he didnt want a melon. he wanted her melons.
October 13th, 2008
(7)
THIS. IS CNN. also that watermelon looks like a bowling ball.
October 13th, 2008
(0)
The more you know
October 13th, 2008
(0)
omg
October 13th, 2008
(7)
Lord 1/2 mercy
October 13th, 2008
(4)
October 13th, 2008
(0)
SUPERGENIUS!
October 13th, 2008
(3)
-1 for not salting it first
October 13th, 2008
(1)
N*gg* stole my melon!
October 13th, 2008
(0)
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Just adding the cliched "the more you know" at the end is enough to one this.
October 13th, 2008
(1)
I'm not a racist that's what's so insane about this.
October 13th, 2008
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wtf is this?
October 13th, 2008
(3)
I just cant understand how we as black people, started eating our watermelon in the closet. lawhd have mercy.
October 13th, 2008
(0)
'The one constant throughout the years, Ray, has been baseball.'
October 13th, 2008
(0)
The silverware used at a formal table setting should be sterling silver flatware. It is not necessary that all the sterling silver match, although all forks or all spoons should be of the same pattern. Dessert sterling silver flatware, which is not brought to the table but is brought in with the desert plates, need not match the dinner flatware. Knives and forks should match.
October 13th, 2008
(0)
why use that one when there are 2 perfectly good melons right next to you to have?
October 13th, 2008
(1)
Lord Half Mercy...
October 14th, 2008
(1)
i see black - i see my black brothas and sistas, and they'llseemeeatin'apieceawatermelonlikethis'ere, and they'll go to frown their faces up and that's despicable... BUT ITS GUUD!!!
October 13th, 2008
(3)
James Earl Jones. Voice of Darth Vader, longtime NRA member, makes white women bring him melons. I wish to hell this guy were running for president.
October 15th, 2008
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I'd vote for him, especially over that joker McCain.
October 13th, 2008
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The more you know part at the end really ruins it's potential. It's doesn't add any humor to it in this case, in fact it takes away from the humor.
October 13th, 2008
(1)
I don't know why we as black people started eating our watermelon in the closet.
October 13th, 2008
(0)
how to prepare to eat a watermelon
October 13th, 2008
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recycling center
October 14th, 2008
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October 14th, 2008
(0)
He's got that white woman whipped. The force is strong in this one.
October 14th, 2008
(0)
lmao nice find. haha how he just takes a fukin fist to it
October 14th, 2008
(0)
Needs more Hitler...
October 14th, 2008
(0)
JEJ doesn't need a knife to teach yo punk *ss a lesson
October 14th, 2008
(0)
5ed for blond.
October 14th, 2008
(0)
5ed for massive weight gain
October 14th, 2008
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5'd for racism
October 15th, 2008
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I'm trying to think of a joke about the blonde that involves melons.
October 15th, 2008
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needs more jean turtles van damme clint eastwood luigi also didnt watch didnt even look at the thumbnail or title or author
October 16th, 2008
(0)
Can you lend a n*gg*h a melon?
October 16th, 2008
(1)
lol james earl jones
October 16th, 2008
(2)
I believe he asked for a melon, not a loaf of bread and a bowling ball.
October 21st, 2008
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I'm going to beat you with this crowbar until you get me a melon.