grandma's nightmare
Created on: November 8th, 2008
grandma's nightmare
my grandmother actually believes that it'll be legal for black people to steal her purse and that terrorists are going to roam around her gated community

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November 8th, 2008
(1)
Don't watch Wayne's World.
November 8th, 2008
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JUMP JUMP JUMP
November 8th, 2008
(8)
My grandma is sad that Obama won. :'(
November 9th, 2008
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Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist
November 9th, 2008
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LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT UH HUH UH HUH!
November 9th, 2008
(2)
They are quite a rhythmic people.
November 9th, 2008
(1)
HAVE MERCY BABE
November 9th, 2008
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lol another killer ytmnd by fearcondom. explain to me ur name one day, i wanna know how u came to choose it.
November 9th, 2008
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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. TODAY I WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS MY DEEP AND PASSIONATE HATRED TOWARD ALL OF THE VIEWING PARTY, AND YOUR MOTHERS. WHILE PERUSING THE VAST VARIETY OF INTRICATE PORNOGRAPHIC WEBSITES OFFERED BY YOUR MOTHER I STUMBLED ACROSS YOUR QUITE HORRID SITE. ALL OF YOU WOULD BE BEST DESCRIBED AS FAILED ABORTIONS AFTER I DESTROYED YOUR MOTHERS VAGINAL VALLEYS WITH MY MONSTROUS MEAT MONSTER WHOM SPEND EVERY SECOND OF YOUR DAYS VIEWING PORNO. TO BE QUITE FORWARD, NONE OF YOU HAVE TASTED THE GLORIOUS GLOWING JUICES OF YOUR MOTHERS VELVET UNDERGROUND AS I HAVE. ALTHOUGH I QUITE ENJOY POUNDING FURIOUSLY ON THE PELVIC FIELDS OF YOUR MOTHERS, THIS SITE IS QUITE SUCCESSFUL IN TAKING PERVERSION TO THE NEXT LEVEL. ACTIONS OF THIS NATURE COULD BE COMPARED IN A QUITE WORSE MANNER TO JERKING OFF TO PICTURES OF SUITS IN MY MOST SUCCESSFUL MEN'S WAREHOUSE. ALTHOUGH YOU MUST BE JEALOUS OF THE EVENTS THAT ARE IMMINENT TO FOLLOW THIS THREAD, IN WHICH I WILL RAVAGE YOUR MOTHER'S BOD
November 9th, 2008
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Beans and Cornbread.
November 10th, 2008
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f*cking n*gg*rs
November 10th, 2008
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Take back the BLACK HOUSE.
November 11th, 2008
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black people will own all you white people now!!!!!!!!!!
November 11th, 2008
(0)
wow 4chan crap gets +6 when its medium-aged 4chan crap
November 8th, 2008
(34)
"i'm afraid if he wins, the black will take over"
November 8th, 2008
(0)
http://cliffington88.ytmnd.com
November 8th, 2008
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http://turtles.ytmnd.com/
November 8th, 2008
(6)
But remember... HE'S NOT A BLACK MAN!
November 8th, 2008
(1)
Crusher8576 is right; he's pudding.
November 8th, 2008
(9)
in before "that guy"
November 9th, 2008
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"that guy"
November 9th, 2008
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in after "that guy"
November 9th, 2008
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Hi ;)
November 8th, 2008
(2)
My grandma has nightmares that I'll get pregnant.
November 8th, 2008
(3)
and that you will have a ginger child with abnormally large ears.
November 8th, 2008
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Aren't you a dude?
November 9th, 2008
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Yeah, but nana is old and senile, and correcting her concepts of reality might make her even more confused.
November 10th, 2008
(0)
With chris crocker's clone?
November 8th, 2008
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put her in a coat, its cold outside
November 8th, 2008
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Celebrate Obama come on. Obama obama. Celebrate Obama come on. Obama obama.
November 8th, 2008
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It's funny that old racists and black people both think this is whats going to happen.
November 9th, 2008
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Atleast it will be the funkiest presidency ever.
November 14th, 2008
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the long-legged mack daddies have spoken, what can you do?
November 8th, 2008
(20)
Charge admission and we'll solve the Budget Deficit.
November 9th, 2008
(10)
Like Soulplane, except people would actually go.
November 9th, 2008
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Don Cornelius was charged for domestic abuse only a month ago. True story.
November 8th, 2008
(0)
ur grandma got owned
November 11th, 2008
(1)
we all got
November 8th, 2008
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I haven't laughed out loud at a YTMND for so long ... at least a couple of days! You get a 5.
November 8th, 2008
(1)
junk
November 8th, 2008
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idgi
November 8th, 2008
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1
November 8th, 2008
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too funny
November 9th, 2008
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eh? you remove a star because it was... too funny?? i mean, what the crap?
November 8th, 2008
(0)
is it possible to have something non-obama on the top rated? nonetheless i am giving your site 5 because it is better than 80% of ytmnds
November 9th, 2008
(0)
House party on the 20th!
November 9th, 2008
(0)
YES
November 9th, 2008
(0)
OH MY F*CKING GOD LOL!!!!!
November 9th, 2008
(-1)
Obama's bringin down da Wyte Howze
November 9th, 2008
(0)
it's the black howze now
November 9th, 2008
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For rizzle.
November 9th, 2008
(0)
Clap On!
November 9th, 2008
(3)
She's not having a nightmare, she's just getting into the groove.
November 9th, 2008
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Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Washington
November 9th, 2008
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oh god the black have taken over god help us
November 9th, 2008
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lol black presidentz
November 9th, 2008
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your grandmother is right, although technically barack will steal her purse and then give it to black people. you did hear him say he wants to grow the economy from the bottom up, right?
November 9th, 2008
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Time to get MoonMan. KKK KKK KKK KKK.
November 9th, 2008
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Poor Grandma - first she sees her retirement portfolio dwindle down to nothing, and now a black man in the white house?
November 9th, 2008
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The good old days when dancing was literally jumping. Now it's the women shaking their booty like an insect and dry humping their man, who is expected to be too cool to dance so he just does tha shoulder lean.
November 9th, 2008
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your Grandmother is a B list celebrity
November 9th, 2008
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Whoop, There it is.
November 9th, 2008
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He can f*cking dance all day long for all I care if it keeps him from doing anything.
November 9th, 2008
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f*ck that white bitch
November 9th, 2008
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Mmm i <3 90s black people
November 11th, 2008
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I miss you Fresh Prince...
November 9th, 2008
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that is one awesome grandma, she knows black music, fashion and dance style well enough to envision it in a dream!
November 9th, 2008
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I feel bad for people like your grandmother.
November 9th, 2008
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hahahaa
November 9th, 2008
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PLANET OF THE APES!!! AAAHHH!!!!!!
November 9th, 2008
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I'd almost forgotten that Nike basketball shoes weren't always fugly.
November 9th, 2008
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lol @ Description. Some blacks at my school said it was going to be legal to mug white people.
November 9th, 2008
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Rofl
November 9th, 2008
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oh man if there was a 10 star rating, i'd give you a 20
November 9th, 2008
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Obama - mindf*cking the elderly and mentally deficient since 2008. It's OK, the Republican rumor mill is about to burst into flames over not being able to paint a non-white Democrat as the second coming of Satan, incarnate. Though I think they're hoping for another Jimmy Carter.
November 9th, 2008
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Was that Spotz' Grandma? Rowdy Ruth?
November 9th, 2008
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were screwed.
November 9th, 2008
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not a dream, a reality
November 9th, 2008
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White women lie awake at night thinking of black men. And their shlongs.
November 10th, 2008
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That chick in the gray sweater is kinda hot.
November 10th, 2008
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lol, n*gg*rs
November 10th, 2008
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Chunky hoop earrings!
November 10th, 2008
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It's funny because my black friend likes this song.
November 10th, 2008
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How come there not shooting each other?~
November 10th, 2008
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I, for one, welcome our new black overlords.
November 10th, 2008
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i hope you like aids because obama and the liberals are literally going to ram it up your *ssh*le
November 11th, 2008
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no u
November 11th, 2008
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hmm.. i kind of liked obama until i read your eye-opening and well informed point, russman. Thanks!
November 11th, 2008
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okay, so now that im on your side russman, i guess the first order of business should be what to do about all the AIDS obama and liberals are literally going to ram into our *ssh*les. I'm not really sure how they're going to go about it... you see until about 5 minutes ago i was a dirty liberal, and unfortunately i hadn't received my orders yet about how and when we were going to administer the AIDS in the *ssh*les of America. I'll keep investigating and report back!
November 11th, 2008
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okay, so i just called a few of my old 'liberal' friends. I didnt tell them about my conversion yet. I asked if any of them had heard anything about a *wink wink* plans to ram AIDS in people's *ssh*les *wink wink*. they all acted like they had never heard of such a thing.. so i think they might be on to me. This is bigger than i thought. once again, ill keep investigating.
November 11th, 2008
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so i just got off the phone with my local Public Health office. i asked if they had been officially been warned to look out for any upcoming epidemics. (i didnt mention aids and *ssh*les this time, because i have no idea how far this goes.) they said they hadnt heard anything but did mention staph infections have been on rise due to them becoming immune to antibiotics. I asked "could be part of a devious plan?", she said "no, it just happens naturally because people are using to much antibiotics." ..Fishy.
November 11th, 2008
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Hahaha wow! I WAS JUST TELLING MY FRIEND THAT WHEN OBAMA IS IN OFFICE HE'S GOING TO MAKE "LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT" THE NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM (I meant that in the best possible way, in fact, I would love that). Glad to know I'm not the only one to think that.
November 11th, 2008
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Nana Hobbs can be an eency bit racist ...
November 12th, 2008
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I've fallen and I can't get up
November 12th, 2008
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Bravo
November 12th, 2008
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n*gg* stole my government
November 13th, 2008
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Agreed.
November 14th, 2008
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Wow, your grandma is f*cking racist. Did she own slaves back in the day too?
November 15th, 2008
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"Krunkle Kick"
November 15th, 2008
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Can I get a link to this song?
November 18th, 2008
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How Novel.
November 30th, 2008
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this is funny!
December 9th, 2014
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Six years later, this is still one of my favorite YTMNDs.