Cobra's recession bailout
Created on: February 4th, 2009
Cobra's recession bailout
After making a series of ill-advised investments and sketchy property deals, Cobra Commander finds out that he's lost everything...and bails out

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February 4th, 2009
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3=/CM/=D
February 4th, 2009
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I know someone who might want a pet exterminator.
February 5th, 2009
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why make an episode like this for kids?
February 4th, 2009
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LOL5!
February 6th, 2009
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But seriously, this site is typical front page overrated crap with a side of fail
February 4th, 2009
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February 4th, 2009
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lol
February 6th, 2009
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im sorry i ever said fourest was better than you condom
February 4th, 2009
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nice ambient emo techno band usage at the end
February 4th, 2009
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M83 is emo? BRB shrink jeans, straighten hair, stare at ground I am now emo
February 4th, 2009
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Music classification fail
February 4th, 2009
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yeah cause you two aren't generalizing and incorrect either.
February 4th, 2009
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You're damn right we aren't.
February 5th, 2009
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it is Epic Fail to classify M83 as "nice ambient emo techno band"
February 5th, 2009
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i think he meant to say "nice ambient ENO techno band".
February 5th, 2009
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It's more IDM than that.
February 5th, 2009
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i wasnt saying they are an emo group in terms of them being like an emo rock group. but if you actually listen to them, a lot of there sh*t is fairly gloomy and down in the dumps poopy pants somebodys got a case of the mondays-esque. and they are pretty electronic so yeah, i generalized them as being techno emo. eat it. whoever came up with the term IDM is retarded. intelligent dance music? as opposed to stupid dance music? give me a break. and no, i do't need clarification on what makes it 'intelligent'
February 5th, 2009
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and another thing- who the f*ck would ever dance to m83? classifying them as IDM is more epic fail than carelessly generalizing them as potentially 'emo'. eat it. again.
February 5th, 2009
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Attempts at categorizing M83 failing left & right. Man down! Man down!
February 6th, 2009
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granted, that f*cking poem in the middle of "graveyard girl" is pretty darn emotional. if we're going to talk semantics.
February 6th, 2009
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Their f*cking new album is bullsh*t, don't listen to that crap.
February 6th, 2009
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I didn't exactly say they were IDM, either, they are similar to it. I completely agree on the term IDM being vague and unfamiliar to some, like yourself, dbomob. But, most unintelligent people can't see why it's even classified as 'Intelligent', but of course you must be one of those people, db. I've seen M83 live, and yes, PEOPLE F*CKING DANCE TO IT.
February 6th, 2009
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screwz youz nigguh!
February 6th, 2009
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I agree, I like their old stuff better. What happened?
February 20th, 2009
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nice alt, turtles. i never thought i'd be famous on ytmnd to have somebody make a fake. that was classy as portraying me as racist. clever boy. and people don't dance to m83. they shoegaze and cry and sh*t.
February 4th, 2009
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Now I know.
February 4th, 2009
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How long before she puts her shoe on her head?
February 5th, 2009
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I'm hoping she'll fold some shirts. And then for the finale, a pair of pants. MMMmmmm, it makes me hot.
February 6th, 2009
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When a real recession bailout is successful...
February 4th, 2009
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lol cobra shoots himself
February 4th, 2009
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holy sh*t
February 4th, 2009
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Too long, the ending wasn't needed.
February 4th, 2009
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couldn't Cobra Commander just ask for Gov't bailout money? They probably woulda given it to him...
February 4th, 2009
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topical punch
February 4th, 2009
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This is magical.
February 7th, 2009
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That was true until today.
February 4th, 2009
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epic and win and awesome
February 4th, 2009
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Cobra Commander's Ponzi scheme just collapsed.
February 4th, 2009
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Needs more Cobretti (Stallone)...he's part of the Zombie Squad.
February 4th, 2009
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He totally bailed
February 6th, 2009
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...ON ALL OUTSTANDING DEBTS
February 4th, 2009
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Great site, but they didn't get bailed out at all. Unless you were refering to his brains.
February 4th, 2009
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What? There was a montage and he didn't pay off his debts!? Everyone knows you reach your goal after doing a montage.
February 5th, 2009
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They're the bad guys though.
February 5th, 2009
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actualy stu is right.... the thing is, they woulda skipped right to the bullet scene if there was no montage... there needs to be an alternate ending.
February 4th, 2009
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wow nice studio effects on that gunshot
February 4th, 2009
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gunshot was not satisfying, my only compaint
February 5th, 2009
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Sounds like the gunshot from Marathon.
February 5th, 2009
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The bullet totally ricocheted off his face plate.
February 5th, 2009
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Gunshot reminded me of Worms 2.
February 4th, 2009
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That suicide scene was actually quite chilling.
February 4th, 2009
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The sad part about growing up is seeing your heroes fail to live up to your expectations.
February 4th, 2009
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For whatever reason, I'm hearing M83 everywhere as of lately.
February 5th, 2009
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hashahhaha awesome
February 5th, 2009
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champ.
February 5th, 2009
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well now i know everyone is suffering through out the recession and knowing is half the battle
February 5th, 2009
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also porkchop sandwiches
February 5th, 2009
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CObra COMmander, I suggest we do a HOSTile take over of all pizza delivery companies
February 5th, 2009
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hello??? hello???
February 5th, 2009
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LAWL!
February 5th, 2009
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Could use a smidge more polend
February 5th, 2009
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Hahahahaah, it made me cry... laughing.
February 5th, 2009
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F*ckin win
February 5th, 2009
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"I was once-sssss a man..."
February 5th, 2009
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"But your a woman..."
February 5th, 2009
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Haha I guess everybody is taking a hit from the recession. I heard that the Auto Bots laid off half their workers and now they work as garbage disposals
February 5th, 2009
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well um, heh ehehheh kid it aint recycling day
February 5th, 2009
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Haf of it is because it's just funny to begin with.
February 5th, 2009
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maybe he can get a job viping vindows.
February 5th, 2009
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This is so unrealistic. Cobra commander would have just wasted their asses!
February 5th, 2009
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awesome
February 5th, 2009
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its good to know that the tough economic times have penetrated even into the criminal underbelly of society.
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This is degrading!
February 5th, 2009
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gave you a 5 for the added hand+gun at the end. nice addition.
February 6th, 2009
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Yeah but it was a single action 1911 and the hammer wasn't c*cked. Therefore it would not shoot.
February 5th, 2009
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It would be great if those bums who ran the banks and car companies did what Cobra Commander did at the end instead of running off with our money.
February 5th, 2009
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ROFL
February 6th, 2009
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Too soon.
February 6th, 2009
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I loved the part with Destro's tank
February 6th, 2009
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Oh man that's hilarious. Great job.
February 6th, 2009
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+1 for cobra commander
February 6th, 2009
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Gun should've been a laser
February 6th, 2009
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lolol
February 7th, 2009
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this is full of win!
February 7th, 2009
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This is degrading.
February 7th, 2009
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OH MAI GAAAH *shoots*
February 7th, 2009
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Quite possibly the saddest YTMND I've ever seen.
February 7th, 2009
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Have a F*ckingMedal™
February 8th, 2009
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haha!
February 9th, 2009
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5'd for anal sex reference
February 9th, 2009
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:~(
February 11th, 2009
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gonna check this one out later today!
June 28th, 2009
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that's so hardcore epic. Damn. If the G I Joe characters were suddenly thrust into real life, THIS is what would happen XD I really got a kick out of this. Thank you for your hard work arranging this one!
November 30th, 2013
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