My EPIC plan.
Created on: March 3rd, 2009
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A plan I came up with and felt like sharing with you all.

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March 3rd, 2009
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I feel like there's better things to do with a time machine but to each his own
March 3rd, 2009
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I've got all the time in the world with it. Next, I'll drive it through a revolutionary war battle, strictly for the enjoyment of the WTF moment for the soldiers.
March 3rd, 2009
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I-i-it's not a big truck... It's a series of pornos!
March 3rd, 2009
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how bad is that response above me? totally reaching to apply that reference somehow. -real- crappy.
March 3rd, 2009
(0)
Not as bad as this one.
March 5th, 2009
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what a terrible response g0ast. For shame.
March 3rd, 2009
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I just watched part of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Why on gods green earth would you ever do that, you ask? I dont f*cking know, sick curiosity, I guess. It is like watching a f*cking train wreck. It is even worse than I imagined. This YTMND, however, is the exact opposite of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Congratulations.
March 3rd, 2009
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Curiosity gets the best of us all. I'm glad I read your comment before checking it out myself.
March 3rd, 2009
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yawn
March 3rd, 2009
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Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Max has got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.
March 3rd, 2009
(3)
Wow... just... great!
March 3rd, 2009
(4)
IT'S SO CRAZY IT MIGHT JUST WORK!!!
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EPIC
March 3rd, 2009
(0)
I'm sure every guy here is thinking, Why didn't I think of this?
March 3rd, 2009
(3)
And is going to question themselves the next time they watch porn.
March 3rd, 2009
(3)
I was going to -3 for Rick Roll'd bullsh*t, but you look like such a nerd it made me laugh pretty hard so 5ed.
March 3rd, 2009
(4)
Thank you good sir.
March 3rd, 2009
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yawn is right. also, i saw oldboy too.
March 3rd, 2009
(0)
that there is some fuktup sh!t, dude. you are an evil, evil bastard... LOL
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Sucks.
March 3rd, 2009
(2)
You're like an ugly version of Dr L337. I LOVE IT! I must make a copycat site. Also, need moar hucker butez
March 3rd, 2009
(0)
Everyone is an ugly version of Dr L337, for his good looks are to good for words.
March 3rd, 2009
(0)
Back to the Future already solved this paradox. He wouldn't enjoy it...or would he?
March 3rd, 2009
(0)
Great idea!
March 3rd, 2009
(-2)
its cool because you probably really arent racist or whatev and you can actually produce a really clever joke without nayger jokes. also gooker spookerz.
March 3rd, 2009
(-1)
also waaaah something related to parents, waaaah, etc.
March 3rd, 2009
(2)
TIT f*ckers
March 3rd, 2009
(3)
Funny, funny sh*t ....great job man :)
March 3rd, 2009
(1)
Instant classic.
March 3rd, 2009
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But... how will you generate the 1.21 jigawatts needed to power the Flux Capacitor? Plutonium? Mr. Fusion? Have you even BEEN to the future to get one? Surely you don't plan on using lightning... Also, how long does it take to get that beast up to 88 mph.? Couldn't you use something a bit smaller? What if you run into your past self? Won't that disrupt the spacetime continuum? Are you really willing to risk it? You leave so many questions unanswered. I think your plan is flawed.
March 3rd, 2009
(0)
One problem. Crispy Critters tasted terrible. If you're going to do this, you need to get S'mores Crunch, Croonchy Stars, Bill and Ted's Excellent Cereal, or Nintendo Cereal System. Also, bring back some 7-Up Gold.
March 3rd, 2009
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crystal pepsi
March 3rd, 2009
(1)
OMG, CRYSTAL PEPSI! I'm adding that to the list now.
March 4th, 2009
(0)
Hey f*ck you Crispy Critters was my favorite cereal motherF*CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 5th, 2009
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what the f*ck are body buddies?
March 12th, 2009
(0)
what the f*ck is semen?
March 3rd, 2009
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it was a 5 until it left the 1st frame
March 12th, 2009
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1 stars are for N!GGERS and FAILURES... i give you ZERO STARS! N!GGER!
March 3rd, 2009
(0)
Young and anal 15 = 'But I poop from there.'
March 3rd, 2009
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Was going to be a 5 until rick astley was mentioned
March 3rd, 2009
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I'll 5 if you change "Rick Astley" to "3500 Hz Square Wave"
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Uh, look me up. When you get there.
March 3rd, 2009
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Remember, you must hit 88 miles per hour then flip the transponder switch at precisely the exact same time! When you hit 88 miles per hour, youre gonna see some serious sh't.
March 3rd, 2009
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the astley reference wasn't necessary, but it doesn't un-epic your plan
March 3rd, 2009
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You know what would be hot? Someone with facial features similar to me and my wife, I could totally jerk off to that!
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ah wtf I enjoyed it
March 3rd, 2009
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haha awesome plan
March 3rd, 2009
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rick failstly
March 3rd, 2009
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5'd for Crispy Critters.
March 3rd, 2009
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You have a chinchilla?! That's awesome.
March 3rd, 2009
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F*ckin brilliant plan!!!
March 3rd, 2009
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"Of course, the idea of a time machine is insane"
March 3rd, 2009
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-2 for music and -2 for RICKROLL LOL SO FUNNY AND RELEVANT
March 4th, 2009
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The Vulcan Science Directorate has concluded that time travel is impossible. Sorry, brah.
March 5th, 2009
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you're a pretty intense guy. -1 for rickroll though. its getting as corny as chuck norris jokes
March 5th, 2009
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Lmao, interesting and amusingly played out. Could have done with a better choice of music though, the "epic" theme is a bit bad for one as long as this. :P
March 5th, 2009
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awe, the chinchilla too?!?!
March 12th, 2009
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I think I just sh*t my pants laughing.
March 14th, 2009
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"Yummy! Oops! Sorry, Al, that's your daughter."
March 31st, 2009
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not guaranteed
June 11th, 2009
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i enjoy the first frame better the 2nd time around lol.
August 21st, 2009
(0)
Have you considered making childrens books?
March 27th, 2010
(1)
This site f*cking owns!