ASSCOCK's vote doesn't change facial expressions
Who died and made him Roger Ebert? (hit 'ESC' for epic fun)

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2 http://yandex.ru/yandsearch?text=Back+to+YTMND&lr=213
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May 4th, 2009
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bad image, bad music = bad site.
May 4th, 2009
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Now I don't need ASSC*CKredux to vote on my sites anymore! All I have to do is hit esc and ta-da! You've automated the whole process!
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hitting the ESC key makes certain people stop voting on your site? I would have thought that it would be a hotkey combination like ESC+A+S+C+O+K+R+E+D+U+X
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I always liked this fad.
May 4th, 2009
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he'll vote 5 on greezy sites.
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maybe back when he first joined
May 4th, 2009
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i saw my site in there!
May 4th, 2009
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lol i saw mine as well!
May 4th, 2009
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May 4th, 2009
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lulz, is ACK banned already?
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Don't feed the trolls.
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I don't run like a coward like dorks do. I publicly flog trolls.
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flog means punish, fellate means suck dick
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(which seems like a word you should be familiar with)
May 4th, 2009
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you just told his joke back to him
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no, I proved that I know the correct meaning of the word and deflected his other jibe
May 5th, 2009
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no, that's what you thought you were doing.
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nope. If that was the case, then why would I define it the way I did, without input from anyone else?
May 6th, 2009
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...because you hate America?
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LOL!
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God, that's pathetic, even for a conservative.
May 6th, 2009
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why do you hate freedom so much?
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why do you make such stupid comments?
May 7th, 2009
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...because you hate America?
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why did you say that stupid comment?
May 8th, 2009
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...because you hate America?
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So you admit that the questions you asked were stupid?
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because you hate america
July 19th, 2009
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I love how gr33nscre33n only needed to comment once to own u in this dead end comment string.
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gr33nscr33n can't alt + F4, he fingered ASSC*CKredux in his sleep and felt bad.
July 20th, 2009
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LOL!
July 20th, 2009
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this sure is a long comment thread
July 21st, 2009
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So I guess MadDog never actually realized that he made a complete fool of himself here.
July 21st, 2009
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Your'e right, I didn't
July 21st, 2009
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In fact, I still do not see it that way.
July 21st, 2009
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hey nervous boy, I f*cking love this country and will do anything for it, including shoving my foot up the asses of punks like you
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one and only site about BUMPENISredo that ill ever 5
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is this one of them esc games? cuz i got "OH NO HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PLAY THAT F*GGITY GAME?!?!"
May 4th, 2009
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I got "obama and myspace."
May 5th, 2009
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I got "hes a queermo". What the f*ck is a queermo, anyway? Also, add more 1-star gems and add on the top "Hit ESC for site review".
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done :)
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Hey, idiot downvoters, if I was really feeding the troll, then why would he have voted 1? It would make more sense for him to vote 5 because that would increase this sites position on the U&C and other lists, which would give him and his trolling more visibility, now wouldn't it?
May 8th, 2009
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Mad Dog Wins, Flawless Victory
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Oh hey, Gr33nScr33n, my site is still above 4.2 stars. Guess you will have to try harder :)
May 17th, 2009
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Dont feed the trolls
May 17th, 2009
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I call it 'humiliating' the trolls
June 14th, 2009
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Love It
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me being a douche and requesting you to sponsor one of my sites: http://thissucks.ytmnd.com/ http://thisisntfunny.ytmnd.com/
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thanks for the sponsorship
July 19th, 2009
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If I hadn't five-starred this already, your sponsor-bombing of the site with Assc*ck-hatin would have gotten you one right there.
July 19th, 2009
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lol why didn't i think of that
July 19th, 2009
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wow you sure showed him
July 19th, 2009
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im none too sure why you sponsored sites about me. All i can think of is you are terrible with money.
July 20th, 2009
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Because its funny
July 20th, 2009
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This is rare, I agree with assc*ck.... if only because your insulting him incorrectly.
July 20th, 2009
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I've never seen so much troll ownage in my life. VIVA LE ASSC*CK
July 20th, 2009
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Sorry if I offended your boyfriend
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Roger Ebert is an idiot anyway...
July 21st, 2009
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Thanks for paying money to raise the awereness of some dumbass troll.
July 24th, 2009
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no need to thank me, the pleasure was all mine
July 21st, 2009
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lol
July 22nd, 2009
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Well, that is a kickass song.
July 22nd, 2009
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i got "no one with a penis likes anime"
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"ASSC*CKredux'es constructive criticisms - *snicker snicker*" snicker snicker? wow you really are a f*ggot this is not funny at all. and after reading the comments you made i realize what an oblivious moron you really are. also no matter how much money you make this is still a waste of $20, good job looking stupid and getting shut down by gr33nscr33n
July 24th, 2009
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...and yet I still have a score over 4.26 even after 121 votes and almost 2400 views. Suck it.
September 11th, 2009
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Your point being? Just because a bunch of 12 year olds voted five on your site doesn't make you look like less of a douchebag for all those horribly un-clever and self insulting comments you made. Besides the fact still stands that you spent $20 on a ytmnd site, unforgivable.
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"hey nervous boy, I f*cking love this country and will do anything for it, including shoving my foot up the asses of punks like you" patriotic loser america sucks get with the times
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"hey nervous boy, I f*cking love this country and will do anything for it, including shoving my foot up the asses of punks like you" "Oh, don't worry. I wouldn't have wasted any of my time for the fools in Washington. I'm smart enough to spend my life in the private sector, you know, actually doing something productive." Nice contradiction bud, go back to grade 10.
July 24th, 2009
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It's a definate fav!
July 25th, 2009
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good work
July 26th, 2009
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I lol'd.
August 17th, 2009
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5'd and thanks for the sponsor.
January 13th, 2011
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only 5 more and it's HALF OF OVER 9000!!!
March 3rd, 2012
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Yay, 5000+

HALL OF FAME HERE I COME
March 3rd, 2013
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Posting comment exactly 1 year later for lulz. Only 666 more :(
October 21st, 2012
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i only fived this because of the retarded comments
October 9th, 2013
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ass an k0ck, what a truely wonderful combination.
October 9th, 2013
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i totally agree.
October 9th, 2013
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yea gh3y is t3h way
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March 28th, 2014
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People said I was feeding the troll, lol. But how come he is almost never around these days?