Billy Mays wipes with authority
Created on: May 31st, 2009
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It's wiping 101 - You wipe, then you flip, then you polish.

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May 31st, 2009
(14)
Billy Mays wipes his *ss with a Sham-Wow.
June 3rd, 2009
(0)
That's because it doesn't drip, and the camera guy always gets it.
June 3rd, 2009
(0)
...and then your mother uses it as a tampon
June 3rd, 2009
(0)
WS this NOW!
June 1st, 2009
(3)
My brain just melted
June 1st, 2009
(5)
another overrated site that all the downvoters in the world couldnt bring down...
June 1st, 2009
(4)
you gotta show authority when you gotta show authority
June 1st, 2009
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The sound goes on for waaaaay too long.
June 1st, 2009
(4)
You wipe then you flip then you polish.
June 1st, 2009
(2)
It's wiping 101
June 1st, 2009
(3)
5 for Billy Mays.
June 1st, 2009
(4)
NSFW? Are you kidding me?
June 1st, 2009
(5)
I should make a NSFW Billy Mays site so the mods have a frame of reference.
June 2nd, 2009
(0)
Don't sweat the NSFW label. It doesn't change this awesome site in any way.
June 1st, 2009
(2)
You could cut your shoe with that.
June 1st, 2009
(3)
Oxy Clean will get those skidmarks out on the first wash
June 1st, 2009
(1)
billy mays. unfunny.
June 1st, 2009
(7)
you can downvoat this if you like, but you know, and I know that you laughed your *ss off.
June 1st, 2009
(6)
you called it.
June 1st, 2009
(3)
holy sh*t, vote changed to 3.
June 1st, 2009
(8)
i did giggle, not gonna lie.
June 1st, 2009
(3)
^that's an honest man there
June 2nd, 2009
(1)
+'d for ASSC*CKredux actually voting -for once- without mindlessly hitting the 1-star button.
June 2nd, 2009
(1)
I'm posting in epic ACR comment thread.
June 2nd, 2009
(2)
I'm going to name my metal band ASSC*CKredux
(1)
SFW!!!!
June 4th, 2009
(1)
Wait, you polish after you wipe? I've been doing it wrong all these years?
June 4th, 2009
(1)
Yeah, it would seem that wiping with authority makes a big mess.
June 4th, 2009
(0)
Pitchmen has given us such wonderful YTMND fodder.
June 6th, 2009
(0)
Click the f*cking WS box...SFW!!!
(0)
Well done Sir/Madam