bill & ted 3-way Paris Hilton
Created on: August 5th, 2009
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August 5th, 2009
(14)
Paris Hilton has a collapsing galaxy in her pooty tang.
August 5th, 2009
(9)
i'd still hit it
August 5th, 2009
(1)
You would be falling with Bill & Ted... into her bottomless hole. You might try the rear entrance, but I saw a South Park episode where she sat on a watermelon... so the back door might not be all that pristeen either...
August 5th, 2009
(3)
Actually it was a pineapple not a watermelon, sir.
August 5th, 2009
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I believe you are correct about the pineapple, and THEN she worked her way up to the watermelon, sitting on it... but in any event, perhaps her back door would be a better approach than the bottomless pit that Bill and Ted found... Bill and Ted may find the Andromeda Galaxy in there...
August 5th, 2009
(0)
I surmise that something far larger would await Bill and Ted. Don't forget that Mr. Slave absorbed Ms. Hilton through his anus.
August 5th, 2009
(4)
It's actually been theorized that our entire universe is inside some alien version of Paris Hilton's twat. And that inside all of our twats there are more universes. Disney made a movie about it starring Don Knotts.
August 5th, 2009
(-1)
pineapple / watermelon /two teenagers with layered clothing
August 6th, 2009
(0)
I knew George Carlin didn't die of natural causes...
August 6th, 2009
(3)
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August 5th, 2009
(4)
shout at the devil (wherever they land)
August 5th, 2009
(0)
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo MOST EXCELLENT
August 5th, 2009
(3)
this is NSFW
August 5th, 2009
(7)
this is pretty cool. don't know if it'll impress the "already ben dun" mobs though. with their 1 star pitchforks
August 5th, 2009
(0)
^It impressed this NARV
August 5th, 2009
(0)
Wow, something to give a 5 to. Kudos
August 5th, 2009
(4)
^^^It impressed this MARV
August 5th, 2009
(1)
http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Narv . technically i'm an upvoter.
August 5th, 2009
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No...definitively, you're a cancer
August 6th, 2009
(0)
^^Now I finally know what I am
August 8th, 2009
(3)
That first step out of the closet is the hardest.
August 5th, 2009
(3)
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
August 5th, 2009
(0)
perfect
August 5th, 2009
(1)
heh, its because she is loose.
August 5th, 2009
(0)
i hate her, but loved her in repo!. the part she was born to play. also her face falls off...if that could happen in every one of her movies i still probably wouldn't watch any of them, unless they were actually good. like repo!.
August 5th, 2009
(0)
I saw a bad horror movie where Paris Hilton got killed with metal projectile headshot. That was sweet.
August 5th, 2009
(4)
EXCELLENT! *guitar riff*
August 5th, 2009
(0)
i like the loop, but also would have been win if you included the part where they land in hell
August 5th, 2009
(2)
i'd +1 it
August 5th, 2009
(3)
I kept waiting for them to see Primus.
August 5th, 2009
(0)
gaping vaginas
August 5th, 2009
(2)
Do I detect Front 242?
August 5th, 2009
(0)
I see what you did there.
August 5th, 2009
(3)
i love a good title joke site
(1)
lol sluts
August 5th, 2009
(4)
You sank my battleship
August 5th, 2009
(0)
browntown
August 5th, 2009
(2)
billandtedSEXcellentadventure
August 5th, 2009
(0)
lol why hasn't anyone done this before
August 5th, 2009
(3)
They have they just never come back....
August 5th, 2009
(0)
El Oh El.
August 5th, 2009
(0)
Yeah, it's gonna suck when they hit bottom too.
August 5th, 2009
(0)
I got the joke after the second loop. Now I can't stop giggiling.
August 5th, 2009
(2)
It's funny because Paris Hilton sleeps with lots of guys, which makes you think that her vagina might be stretched out and floppy. Get it?
August 5th, 2009
(0)
I give this a 1... out of 2. 1 Being best Animated situation found on the internet about Neo and his friend Tim.
August 5th, 2009
(0)
August 5th, 2009
(-1)
totally deep hole!
August 5th, 2009
(1)
the joke is that her vagina is so big they fall in. i was expecting to see the pantyless upskirt pic where she gets out of the ar and you can see her vagina and 4-day-from-shaved hair shadow. its a great pic! the emma watson see through panty one is still better. gillian anderson can be seen topless in a recent uk film. wynona ryder needs to show some clear breasts. micheal richards is probably circumsized because he is jewish. so is max gold berg. i am not circumsized. i do not have a myspace.
August 5th, 2009
(0)
when i said "gets out of the ar" i meant to write "gets out of the car." just clearing that up! ok guys, lets blow this thing and go home. the quote right there was from a star wars.
August 5th, 2009
(0)
and i have a myspace actually, i just forgot the password. i only have one friend and its a girl i went to college with. i messaged her and she never responded.
August 5th, 2009
(1)
^lol
August 5th, 2009
(1)
i'm going to take your advice: also included will be a vaginal wall and an army of sperm from Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask and then there will be a glorious moment when Bill S. Preston, Esquire fertilizes the egg and all hell breaks loose with bats and Carey Grant runs for his life
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too much f*cking information wellhiem.
August 6th, 2009
(1)
billandtedsnightinparis.ytmnd.com
August 5th, 2009
(0)
Most of YTMND will not get this joke. For obvious reasons.
August 5th, 2009
(0)
because they actually did have sex with Paris Hilton and didn't fall in?
August 7th, 2009
(0)
No, because they actually had sex with Paris Hilton using her mouth.
August 5th, 2009
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I get it!
August 5th, 2009
(0)
...OOOHHH! Okay, took me a while. lol
August 5th, 2009
(0)
that's what she said.
August 5th, 2009
(2)
like throwing two hotdogs into a hallway
August 5th, 2009
(0)
I want to vote 6
August 5th, 2009
(2)
69, dudes!
August 5th, 2009
(1)
I know the picture is reused, but the context totally makes it. Totally excellent.
August 5th, 2009
(0)
There has to be a collection at the end of that cooter
August 5th, 2009
(2)
Bill & Ted ytmnds have the ability to instantly make my day better. I thank you sir.
August 5th, 2009
(2)
It took me like a minute to get the joke. But then I lol'd.
August 5th, 2009
(0)
You are too much.
August 5th, 2009
(0)
someone needs to give paris back her old nose, like that doctor from space balls
August 5th, 2009
(1)
wait, what does this have to do with . . . oh i get it.
August 5th, 2009
(0)
Took me a second but when I got it I lol'd hard.
August 6th, 2009
(0)
Wouldn't touch that with b7571439's penocken.
August 6th, 2009
(0)
Bill and Ted: Sexcellent Adventure.
August 6th, 2009
(1)
epic f*cking win. I was already going to 5 this before the music or 'this is a totally deep hole'... and then that...
August 6th, 2009
(-3)
http://parisisloosehahalolol.ytmnd.com/ http://parishole.ytmnd.com/ http://deppsexorzhilton.ytmnd.com/
August 6th, 2009
(1)
so I guess after having with her for awhile you get bord and end up playing 20 questions huh
August 6th, 2009
(1)
that old gag
August 7th, 2009
(0)
HDTMND
August 7th, 2009
(2)
i get it, she has a real big vagina.
August 7th, 2009
(0)
Ha!
August 9th, 2009
(0)
high five
August 10th, 2009
(0)
5'd for Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey... and mammoth vaginas.
August 10th, 2009
(1)
Why don't people dress like that anymore?
August 11th, 2009
(1)
... Oh I get it now
August 11th, 2009
(1)
i havent seen a pussy that big since i saw Sigfried & Roy
August 11th, 2009
(1)
i saw what you did thar
August 12th, 2009
(0)
woooooooooooooooooooooooooah!
August 15th, 2009
(1)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Night in Paris