Dick Taters
Created on: August 12th, 2009
Dick Taters
Taters, acting like dicks

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August 12th, 2009
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lol very nice
August 12th, 2009
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wow somehow i feel ive seen these pictures in the history books :D
August 12th, 2009
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shameless first post reply plug http://superdeduper.ytmnd.com/ <--- my first ytmnd
August 13th, 2009
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Needz moar GOP (Grand Old Potatoes)
August 17th, 2009
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no, this is not an image of "Wal-Mart". 1'd for incorrect citation
August 26th, 2009
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:0
August 12th, 2009
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August 13th, 2009
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August 13th, 2009
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this site will be killed™
August 12th, 2009
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funny potatos
August 13th, 2009
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Inglourious spuds
August 12th, 2009
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sigh, i can't deny this
August 12th, 2009
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that's what she said
August 19th, 2009
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...not only is this site full of win...so is the comment page
August 12th, 2009
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Grate Dick Taters. Viva la Hashbrowns.
August 13th, 2009
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Given the title, I assumed potatoes that looked like phalluses. I was pleasantly surprised.
August 12th, 2009
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clever girl
August 12th, 2009
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spuds did 9-11
August 12th, 2009
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Boil em
August 12th, 2009
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Mash em
August 12th, 2009
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stick em in a stew
August 12th, 2009
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PO TAY OHEZ
August 12th, 2009
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Make love to me Randy, please!
August 12th, 2009
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NEDS MOAR PINOCHET
August 12th, 2009
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He's in there, between Stalin and Castro
August 12th, 2009
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ok, I guess I missed that
August 12th, 2009
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It's easy, Dick Taters tend to resemble one another.
August 13th, 2009
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yes
August 13th, 2009
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sorry, Tito has the cooked tie, Pinochet is seated in front of his goons
August 12th, 2009
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That song made me orgasm.
August 12th, 2009
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Tater Stalin
August 13th, 2009
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yep you beat me to it
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Well actually you forgot FR4NC0!! ASUAFDAAHHHHFKJKSHSGHSJaaaaaASNHCRASHSDJUHs
August 12th, 2009
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Pol Pot aka Pol Potatoe
August 12th, 2009
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that would have been a good one
August 12th, 2009
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BTW, that's Tito - Tater right after Mashed Mao
August 12th, 2009
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needs moar gwb
August 12th, 2009
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:(
August 12th, 2009
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ha ha now how bout master taters next....
August 12th, 2009
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In communist russia, you don't eat potatoes. Potatoes eat potatoes.
August 12th, 2009
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5 for the mustache on the Stalin potato.
August 12th, 2009
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Missing Emperor Taterine and his trusty Darth Tater. Anyway, I love the awesome commie music, reminded me of Sturmovik.
August 12th, 2009
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All this love.....tater Stalllliinnnnnnn
August 12th, 2009
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clever
August 12th, 2009
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You win.
August 12th, 2009
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taterz mmmmhmmmm
August 12th, 2009
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Decent photoshooping, but that doesn't really excuse a 3rd grade joke as the basis of it all
August 12th, 2009
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yet you 5 the syncan site because of the person who made it (syncan i think)
August 12th, 2009
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no, "Dick Taters" is honestly a joke I found funny in elementary school. Syncan's site wasn't based on any oh-so-clever plays on words.
August 12th, 2009
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LAWD HALF MERSEY! There's juvenile humor on YTMND! Andy, the site I made before this one is "adult" in nature. Go have a gander.......
August 12th, 2009
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NO! You sold out for a ride on the gravy train compadre, there's nothing that justifies this dragged out concept becoming a fad.
August 12th, 2009
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I'l probably snort giddily to myself as I go down the list of things that end in "ator" or "ater" and find something really clever to paste a bunch of potatoes over and I'll get mad internet hos
August 12th, 2009
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That Data site is hilarious, 5-worthy. I never meant to imply this place was a bastion of mature, cultivated humor. Two years later and I still laugh at iminyourface.ytmnd.com . It's a dumb, cheap joke, but it's original.
August 12th, 2009
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treets.ytmnd.com
August 12th, 2009
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^ f*ck
August 12th, 2009
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And if you think the thrust of this site is the gradeschool joke gr33nscr33n told at Swiss boarding school in the 1880's, then you're missing the point. The dictators are being humanized by the act of turning them into potato golems. They appear more humane because they've been made less human. It's ironic. It's funny.
August 12th, 2009
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Yeah. So, 5.
August 12th, 2009
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Also, they look so cute and sad hehehe
August 12th, 2009
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I see your point. The title just bugs the hell out of me, and normally I'd recommend changing it but that would be a pretty asinine suggestion considering the content of the site wouldn't it?
August 13th, 2009
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Hey Andy, what if I changed it to "Tyrannical Tubers"?
August 14th, 2009
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"WTF IS A TUBER 1'd LOL" this place is a tough crowd, and by tough I mean slightly retarded, and by that I mean it's best to keep it simple
August 12th, 2009
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Tato Stalin!
August 12th, 2009
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Joseph Scallops
August 12th, 2009
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Needs more Tater Tito.
August 12th, 2009
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He's right after Mashed Mao
August 12th, 2009
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Your potato are STALIN!
August 12th, 2009
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FINISH HIM!!!!
August 12th, 2009
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5'ed for 3rd grade internet jokes.
August 12th, 2009
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awesome
August 12th, 2009
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Appealing, but part of me wonders "Do you want fries that?"
August 13th, 2009
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MAO Potatos
August 13th, 2009
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Pillowy MAOunds?
August 13th, 2009
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that's not the NWO theme song
August 13th, 2009
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I'll let you in on a little secret, it's not the Wal-Mart produce section either.
August 13th, 2009
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infinitely better then the original.
August 13th, 2009
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Add Obama at the end for a 5.
August 13th, 2009
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Although I appreciate the offer, my inclusion of Idi Amin fills the EEOC quota for black dick taters. I'm afraid my hands are tied on this one.
August 13th, 2009
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What's taters, precious?
August 13th, 2009
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Most of those guys WERE dicks.
August 13th, 2009
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There's no dick.
August 14th, 2009
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So which one's Liquid Dick?
August 13th, 2009
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Their all sad even with all that power.
August 14th, 2009
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tasty
August 14th, 2009
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Who are all the Dick Taters featured? In order I have … Hitler, Kim Jong Il, ???, Mao Zedong, ???, Stalin, ???, Castro
August 14th, 2009
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Hitler, Kim Jung Il, Idi Amin, Mao, Tito, Stalin, Pinochet, Castro
August 14th, 2009
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Well done Sir/Madam
August 14th, 2009
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genius
August 15th, 2009
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What the f*ck am I supposed to be, a uniform specialist? Because to know almost half of them were you'd have to be. I don't know whether I'm looking a Potato Kaddafi or Saddam Potato
August 16th, 2009
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So there is an evil gene after all... with a horrible, terrible side effect
August 16th, 2009
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5 for not using nazi or communist music
August 17th, 2009
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Pretty good. I was disappointed that they were all the same potato at the same angle, though. High 4.
August 19th, 2009
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Why no Pol Pot (-ato)
August 19th, 2009
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That would have been a good one.
August 20th, 2009
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Tater Castro was the best 10/5