Low budget Ted Kennedy Biography
Created on: August 27th, 2009
Low budget Ted Kennedy Biography
Dead Ted in 11 seconds

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August 27th, 2009
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He Dead: The Legend of Chick-Drowner Ted
August 27th, 2009
(2)
ok, this is good
August 27th, 2009
(2)
A classic for the ages.
August 27th, 2009
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I'm glad at least one person remembers.
September 1st, 2009
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pepperidge farm remembers
August 27th, 2009
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High Anus Port FTW!
August 27th, 2009
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Gone too soon.
August 27th, 2009
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I would have lol'd if the title didn't have the car in the background. Ruined it for me :(
August 27th, 2009
(3)
it's low budget, silly billy
August 27th, 2009
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Chappaquiddick incident
August 28th, 2009
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haha... dick
August 27th, 2009
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Yeah, that about sums up all the good he did in his life.
August 27th, 2009
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aww, it had such a dramatic climax.
August 27th, 2009
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With loving detail
August 27th, 2009
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The Dream will never die
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I just think there is much more to the story. Like the fact that he didn't ask for help for the girl still in the car despite authorities speculating that she lived for up to 2 hours under water with an air bubble. He made a pu blic statement that he was concerned that the girls friends might have tried to help her and ended up hurting themselves so he didnt say anything to protect them. He suggested he was concerned for others safety and not that he was stinking drunk.
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I know everybody has already processed this information. It just seems that running into water wasn't even the beginning of the story.
August 27th, 2009
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Of course you're right, but I can only do so much with limited funds and 2.5 megs. Having said that, I believe your comments have added immeasurable power and meaning to this story without exceeding our meager budget.
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The whole event just underscores the power of money. The wheels spin fast if you've got it. 80 percent of the population breaks themselves for nothing in return and these *ssh*les walk through crime scenes to get to their parade.
August 27th, 2009
(1)
well said, well spoken
August 27th, 2009
(0)
I love it
August 27th, 2009
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I don't get this...I thought this better describes Patrick Kennedy
August 27th, 2009
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Somehow it went forgotten, but will only be known for it
August 27th, 2009
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A testament to the decaying ruin that is my home
August 27th, 2009
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taste the 1 bitch
August 27th, 2009
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"First, our cities will not be flooded with a million immigrants annually. Under the proposed bill, the present level of immigration remains substantially the same.... Secondly, the ethnic mix of this country will not be upset.... Contrary to the charges in some quarters, [the bill] will not inundate America with immigrants from any one country or area, or the most populated and deprived nations of Africa and Asia.... In the final analysis, the ethnic pattern of immigration under the proposed measure is not expected to change as sharply as the critics seem to think.... The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs." - Teddy Kennedy speaking of the effects of the - Teddy Kennedy speaking of the effects of the 1965 Hart-Celler Immigration Act during debate on the Senate floor.
August 27th, 2009
(5)
What a damn LIAR.....you runined this country..and now you can rot in hell for it.
August 28th, 2009
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Aha cracker
August 28th, 2009
(0)
Lol, well done!
August 28th, 2009
(0)
Well done Sir/Madam
August 28th, 2009
(0)
Isn't this just recycled footage from the Silent Hill 2 movie?
August 28th, 2009
(1)
if it was, you would have 5'd it.
August 28th, 2009
(0)
what Silent Hill 2 movie?
August 28th, 2009
(1)
WIN!
August 28th, 2009
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5 for fresh, creative new jokes about Ted Kennedy. Oh wait, my bad, there's none of that. So, 1. Prick.
August 28th, 2009
(0)
too soon?
August 29th, 2009
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Yes it is!
August 31st, 2009
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wasn't soon enough!
August 29th, 2009
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You forgot the part where he ruined White America by openining the USA up to a massive non-White invasion!
August 30th, 2009
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Pretty sad that the woman riding with him died because he was driving drunk. If he had reported it, she could have been saved. But no, her life wasn't as important as Ted not having to spend the night in jail. Sad, so sad.
August 30th, 2009
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August 30th, 2009
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August 31st, 2009
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The irrelevance of this is quite vast.
August 31st, 2009
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funny i guess but this whole place seems awash with neocon idiots lately
September 1st, 2009
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You don't get it. Internet subculture grew at leaps and bounds during the Bush years so it was easy to assume that the internet was just packed to the brim with liberals. The truth is much simpler. People just hate whoever is currently in charge so they have someone to blame for all their problems. WELCOME TO 4 YEARS OF CONSERVATIVE FUNNIES!
September 1st, 2009
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well, there are both sides here. There are people that think liberals can do no wrong and there a people that swear obama was born in kenya and love to yell socialism at the top of their lungs. But more than either of those are a bunch of people that like to see prominent figures kicked while they are down or even better dead. F*ckem if they can't take a joke.
September 1st, 2009
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Ted Kennedy killed one person that night, but millions more through abortion laws.