This was why DOS games were the best.
Created on: September 1st, 2009
This was why DOS games were the best.
Did anyone else ever play this game?

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September 1st, 2009
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the little black girl from brown vs. board of education
September 1st, 2009
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lol at jfk age 12
September 1st, 2009
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My friend pointed out that the little blonde haired girl in the lower right hand corner looks like Carol Anne from "Poltergeist".
September 2nd, 2009
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Middle left side is Michael Jackson
September 2nd, 2009
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SERIOUS OLD-MAID PLAYERS
September 2nd, 2009
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OLD-MAID IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
September 2nd, 2009
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Try to make your text look like it's not part of the game, it took me a few seconds to figure out that I actually had to read it
September 3rd, 2009
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top left is vincent price
September 3rd, 2009
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I always felt the guy on the top left of the not so serious player resembled Don Knots
September 4th, 2009
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Sean Connery bottom left corner.
September 7th, 2009
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On the Not-So-Serious Side, bottom left, Tom Cruise. Tom F*ckin' Cruise.
September 8th, 2009
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All serious guys who play old maid players 'staches. Ya just gotta.
September 1st, 2009
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Also, if you want, this is where you can hear the full version of the song I used. I had a hard time finding it, yet I remember hearing it quite a lot on the radio before: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=41953786
September 1st, 2009
(1)
diggin the song... i'm going to have to find this game now lol
September 1st, 2009
(0)
i had that game.
September 1st, 2009
(2)
Played the sh*t out of this game. I was a big Sierra nerd back in the day - Roger Wilco ftw
September 1st, 2009
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I can't figure out DosBox, dammit. I'm missing out on so much.
September 1st, 2009
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was gonna give it a 3
September 1st, 2009
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If you want to download this game, be sure to have DOSBox on your computer. Then, go here: http://www.squakenet.com/computer_games/6768/Hoyle's-Book-of-Games---Volume-1/download.html And click on "Where to download Hoyle's Book of Games - Volume 1" and it'll give you your options, and if the site requires a sign up. This is how I got my version of the game, though I don't remember which mirror site I used to download it from.
September 2nd, 2009
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peter pan? what the f*ck?!
September 2nd, 2009
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That's Prince Alexander in the hat. Can't believe I noticed that since I haven't played King's Quest in almost decades at this point.
September 2nd, 2009
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its not Alexander, its his father King Graham. Kings quest 5 was the sh*t
September 2nd, 2009
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I shouldn't have followed the rules and labeled this as "NSFW", because even though I wanted to make sure it wouldn't get taken down because I used the "F" word, I looked at another site that quickly flashed a man's penis and saw that it didn't have the label attached to it. So, until a mod approves of the changes I made in my attempts to re-edit and submit it as "SFW", if you wouldn't mind labeling it as such too, that'd be nice.
September 2nd, 2009
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You can un-NSFW it by editing it. Anyways... ... sooooo... where's this site with penises everyone's talking about... =D
September 2nd, 2009
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lol, mods
September 2nd, 2009
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I did un-NSFW it, but so far, I haven't seen any results.
September 3rd, 2009
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Oh good, it's SFW. Now I should just change the image to that of an Old Maid getting serviced double time from both Ray Liotta and John Leguizamo, but still make it look like it's from an old DOS game. e-Gold to anyone who makes that image come into YTMND fruition.
September 2nd, 2009
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Hey, I think that's Donna Dixon under Robin Hood.
September 2nd, 2009
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I believe her last name is brown
September 2nd, 2009
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I STILL HAVE THIS. Sierra's Hoyle :D
September 2nd, 2009
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I LOVED that game! I always picked the hot blond chick.
September 2nd, 2009
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Wilford Brimley in the lowermost left.
September 2nd, 2009
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That's bloody true! I didn't play with this game yet but I love DOS games, I remember when I used to spend hours with Commander Keen :)
September 2nd, 2009
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Man, that takes me back.
September 2nd, 2009
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I'm so glad I came here today to catch up on sites. 12 year old JFK made me full out laugh
September 2nd, 2009
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╔╗╔═╦╗ ║╚╣║║╚╗ ╚═╩═╩═╝
September 3rd, 2009
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Sierra was the sh*t! Police Quest, Space Quest why don't they make games like that anymore?
September 3rd, 2009
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lol, no asians
September 3rd, 2009
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too bad thats king graham and not robin hood you teenager
September 3rd, 2009
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For the longest time, I always thought that guy was Robin Hood, simply because I played this game a lot when I was real young, and couldn't read but could identify things based on whatever image I could relate it to. So whenever I saw that guy, I always thought he was Robin Hood. I actually still thought that when I re-downloaded the game, but was surprised to find out it wasn't. Still though, for my own personal nostalgic kick, I described him as Robin Hood.
September 3rd, 2009
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HEY, LOOK AT THIS GUY. DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT KIND GRAHAM AND SH*T. IDIOT.
September 3rd, 2009
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http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/1251686097655.gif
September 3rd, 2009
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DOS was coo but damn MECC and Sun Microsystems had some badass Apple II games.
September 3rd, 2009
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The old guy in the dead center of the serious players used to refer to you as "Bubie" yeah, I had this game.
September 3rd, 2009
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this game was just sitting dormant in my memory. God it's been years....
September 3rd, 2009
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right side middle isn't robin hood. Its king/knight Graham from kings quest.
September 3rd, 2009
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Ha.. I see Roger Wilco and Sonny Bonds.. good times.
November 22nd, 2009
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roger wilco...almost thought i was seeing things
September 3rd, 2009
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no sh*t... it's the old hoyle game!!
September 4th, 2009
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Is that Jim Henson or Steven Spielberg?
September 4th, 2009
(0)
Where at?
September 4th, 2009
(0)
LOL
September 4th, 2009
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In the "Not-So Serious Players" area, the guy in the lower left hand corner looks like Michael Bay with shorter hair.
September 4th, 2009
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Uhura takes her Old Maid seriously.
September 4th, 2009
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Someone should read these comments and compile images based on who we think looks like who and re-make this with the real life faces imposed over the DOS ones.
September 4th, 2009
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I'd do it, but I lack both Photoshop and the skills needed to use it.
September 4th, 2009
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like a decade ago i had a CD of sample dos games and one was like space war! anyone ever play that? also, 80's Oprah, Dr. Wily, gym coach, stapler guy sans glasses and obama.
September 4th, 2009
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JFK age 12 = classic
September 4th, 2009
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im pretty sure the top left is Sinestro
September 4th, 2009
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I like how the "more serious" players have serious expressions and the "not-so-serious" players also have serious expressions.
September 5th, 2009
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old maid ranges from f*cking serious to serious
September 5th, 2009
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John Cleese is there too, also a Riker doppleganger
September 5th, 2009
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i think the most serious one is the middle eastern guy like he has a bomb in his shoe
September 5th, 2009
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Bottom left not so serious is Mike Shanahan.
September 6th, 2009
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i enjoyed this. cool site.
September 6th, 2009
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Holy sh*t! I remember that Old Maid game, LoL! These were the games of my childhood.
September 6th, 2009
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http://n*gg*withaids.ytmnd.com/
September 6th, 2009
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Is that Mr.Rogers at the top in the right column?
September 7th, 2009
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I have a bump in my armpit. I think it is aids.
September 7th, 2009
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Quick run through going from left to right from top to bottom Zorro; My middle school bus driver; The blonde from "The Toy"; Some guy with a bird drawn on his head in marker; Dog..jfk etc..; black Marilyn Monroe (or maybe Prince); Some dirty jew; A mix between Hitler, Burt Reynolds and a pile of sh*t; Some white guy with a sweet fro (possibly Micheal McDonald); The Masters of Nothing guy; Something dropped off at pools; The old man who touched my penis as a kid; Peg Bundy; Rod SteelRammer gay pron star;
September 7th, 2009
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Some guy with a some sort of ear injury which is causing blood to drip down the right side of his face; F*cksh*t McHugeeyes; Alice in Wonderland.
September 7th, 2009
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Man, you NAILED it.
September 8th, 2009
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No mention of angrily bald Mark Twain :(
September 8th, 2009
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Middle "more serious" player is Boogie Night's Jack Horner at 83. Right of him is Punchout's "Great Tiger" sans turban.
September 8th, 2009
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To the left is the woman who played "rosie" in the 1971 James Bond movie "Live and Let die"
September 8th, 2009
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Full audio plz?
September 8th, 2009
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Is this Halo?
September 9th, 2009
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I loled at JFK age 12.
September 9th, 2009
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ever play TIE fighter, that was on DOS.... I feel old
September 9th, 2009
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I remember getting that for Christmas - my dad got it as a gift for me and my older brother. Though I remember him playing "Rebel Assault" more so then the other games.
November 10th, 2009
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I figured Bob Ross would have been among the serious players. Oh, well.
December 1st, 2009
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on the "not so serious side" Left, Middle is Will Riker
January 13th, 2010
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dos stands for best operating system
January 13th, 2010
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On 2009-09-01, Hoyle's Book of Games Vol. 1 was played for the last time by any human being ever.
January 13th, 2010
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Best ytmnd ever.
January 13th, 2010
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I wouldn't say that, but thanks.
January 13th, 2010
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You're just an ass, Ralph.
January 13th, 2010
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Who is Ralph?
January 15th, 2010
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If you don't know by now, you never will.
January 14th, 2010
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one of the first hoyle games... i remember that one... there's Leisure Suit Larry on the top row!
January 15th, 2010
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Click here to go back to ytmnd.com
January 18th, 2010
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hahaha great sponsorship
January 18th, 2010
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Don't forget young Don Knotts and Craig T. Nelson!
January 20th, 2010
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Nice.
January 20th, 2010
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Dude at the bottom left is totally the diabeetus guy. (Also, I played this game when I was a kid. Fun times.)
January 20th, 2010
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the music sounds like a pitched down version of the star world theme from super mario world
January 21st, 2010
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Save for a few notes, yeah, it does.
January 23rd, 2010
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Nice music.
May 2nd, 2010
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Or teenage Don Knotts
September 1st, 2010
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Re-sponsored by me for all of you for the one year anniversary of the site's creation.
September 2nd, 2010
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i had this game. thats not robin hood, its king graham from kings quest. get up on your sierra nerdery before you get all nostalgic on our bitch asses.
September 2nd, 2010
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Read my comment up above explaining why I wrote "Robin Hood" instead of "King Graham".
September 3rd, 2010
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yet another one of your jokes that is ignorant to itself
September 3rd, 2010
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What do you mean?
September 4th, 2010
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Ah... You gotta love old DOS's inability to render a caucasian skin tone without it appearing red or orange. That alone is nostalgic.
September 9th, 2010
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little known fact: the bearded fellow in the middle row is none other than Sierra On-Line co-founder Ken Williams.
September 24th, 2010
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In the game itself, when you're choosing your opponents to play against and you click on them, they each tell you who they are and give some background on themselves. While most of the characters and their backgrounds are fictional, some of them are real Sierra programmers who worked on the game, and probably put themselves in as a gag or something to that effect.
September 27th, 2010
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Top left more-serious is a splitting image of my friend Cameron with a mustache.