Don't Touch That!
Created on: September 3rd, 2009
Don't Touch That!
so max f*cked off to 4chan, eh?

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September 3rd, 2009
(5)
Thank you, this made my day!
September 3rd, 2009
(1)
September 3rd, 2009
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What? Theres no words on it! THERES NO WORDS THERE!
September 3rd, 2009
(0)
[-] RAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
September 3rd, 2009
(0)
You didn't hit me.
September 4th, 2009
(0)
Stand by my fist.
September 4th, 2009
(2)
I was having a really sh*tty day and this helped make it a little less sh*ttier.
September 11th, 2009
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September 23rd, 2009
(0)
lol it got on AOTS
September 23rd, 2009
(0)
hpat aots'd
September 26th, 2009
(0)
Link to the AOTS ATN clip of this YTMND: http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/aroundthenet/68517/Bad-Captain-America-Dopest-Rapper.html
March 11th, 2010
(1)
i remember when 14,000 hits in one day was normal.
September 3rd, 2009
(1)
Can you fix my sink forust?
September 3rd, 2009
(2)
I agree, it is slightly out of sync, at least on firefox.
September 3rd, 2009
(1)
The sync is off, but it's too good on the first 2 loops that I can't help but 5 it.
October 21st, 2009
(0)
syncs first 10 loops or so.. buut after that, no wait.. still sync for me <.<
September 3rd, 2009
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(0)
5 4ever
September 3rd, 2009
(6)
I touched that
September 5th, 2009
(1)
*moan*
September 3rd, 2009
(1)
he hits her cause he really loves her, eh.
September 3rd, 2009
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Reminds me of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3QcKooDPco
September 3rd, 2009
(0)
Maybe it's just me but the sync is ever so slightly off. The next loop seems to come in a fraction of a second later than it should, even though the sound and image are synced to each other.
September 5th, 2009
(0)
seems to be fixed or maybe i was just wrong before. 5
September 3rd, 2009
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can't break those cuffs
September 3rd, 2009
(2)
My, my, my music hits me so hard Makes me say "Oh my Lord" Thank you for blessing me
September 3rd, 2009
(3)
5 for domestic abuse
September 3rd, 2009
(0)
this.
September 4th, 2009
(10)
5 for domestic abuse at the hands of James Woods.
September 3rd, 2009
(1)
i detect Fourest may be frustrated sexually
September 3rd, 2009
(1)
I think we all feel like that woman right now
September 3rd, 2009
(0)
all i remember is wanting to look at the new Peter Gabriel cassette. Then a slap. It didn't hurt bad. It sort of turned me on. It hurt good, you know?
September 3rd, 2009
(0)
Dont touch that! lol
September 3rd, 2009
(0)
It's been touched.....too late
September 3rd, 2009
(4)
4est
September 3rd, 2009
(0)
hey fourest
September 3rd, 2009
(0)
Another James Woods classic. Still someone should do a James woods Casino though.
September 3rd, 2009
(0)
lolz
September 3rd, 2009
(1)
WHEN THE NIGHT
September 3rd, 2009
(1)
HAS COME
September 3rd, 2009
(10)
'd in my pants
September 3rd, 2009
(5)
BREAK HER DOWN!
September 3rd, 2009
(0)
Haha! nice blalah
September 3rd, 2009
(0)
very nice.
September 3rd, 2009
(0)
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I'm giving this a two because that is the easiest song to set any line to.
September 3rd, 2009
(0)
yes max f*cked off to 4chan
September 3rd, 2009
(6)
i laughed at this for the first five minutes. then the misogyny got to me.
September 3rd, 2009
(0)
Group X
September 3rd, 2009
(3)
You think I don't know the difference between the digital world and the flesh world we live in?! Come'on it's like from Videodrome!
September 3rd, 2009
(0)
Long live the new flesh!
September 3rd, 2009
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Group X's version would've sounded better.
September 3rd, 2009
(0)
hell yeah woods you tell that bitch!!!!
September 3rd, 2009
(0)
Good to see you making YTMNDs again Fourest.
September 3rd, 2009
(0)
Get your hands off and you know what thats my hot dog, cant towch!
September 3rd, 2009
(0)
Absolute genius.
September 3rd, 2009
(0)
5 for James Woods. Great actor.
September 4th, 2009
(0)
YOU JUST GOT WOODS'D
September 4th, 2009
(3)
once again, a quality site by fourest
September 4th, 2009
(0)
i was expecting the continue with "break it down -- woooooo (auh!) woo (auh!) etc.
September 4th, 2009
(0)
Razor precision.
September 4th, 2009
(0)
This is good... very good.
September 4th, 2009
(0)
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH!
September 4th, 2009
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September 4th, 2009
(19)
I don't think James Woods even knew he was being filmed when this happened.
September 4th, 2009
(7)
FAV'd for this comment.
September 4th, 2009
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? (no need to tell her anything, you already told her, twice).
September 4th, 2009
(4)
I watched this for 10 minutes without getting bored.
September 4th, 2009
(0)
f*ck yeah!
September 4th, 2009
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Public Service Announcement- The movie Videodrome is absolutely and indisputably the worst movie that has ever been made.
September 4th, 2009
(4)
Is it me or is YTMND getting good again?
September 11th, 2009
(1)
I return after a year and this is on the front page? Cant be all that bad.
September 4th, 2009
(0)
needs more abuse imo.
September 4th, 2009
(0)
James Woods return
September 4th, 2009
(0)
Clever
September 5th, 2009
(0)
What is it about James Woods and misogyny that go so well together?
September 5th, 2009
(2)
MC Hammer and Spousal abuse, a winning combo.
September 5th, 2009
(0)
I will touch it all night long.
September 5th, 2009
(0)
MC5
September 6th, 2009
(0)
lolz
September 6th, 2009
(-2)
I enjoyed shutup just shutup shutup more.
September 11th, 2009
(2)
shut up
September 6th, 2009
(0)
5'd for perfect sync
September 7th, 2009
(0)
cute
September 7th, 2009
(1)
This is what YTMND is all about.
September 7th, 2009
(0)
made my day
September 9th, 2009
(-2)
I was hoping for Group X.
September 9th, 2009
(0)
Well done Sir/Madam
September 10th, 2009
(0)
OOOOH MY GAAWDDD. COULD LISTEN TO THIS ALL DAY LONG!!
September 10th, 2009
(0)
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I want to touch that.
September 11th, 2009
(0)
Didnt realize the guy was Jim Woods before I read someones comment up there.
September 11th, 2009
(0)
SLAP
September 11th, 2009
(-3)
Not bad, not great. Its just average
September 11th, 2009
(0)
Your'e the perfect critic. No sites and a self inflated ego to review other peoples sites as to what they should of done.
September 11th, 2009
(-1)
I know, I'm f*cking bullet-proof
September 11th, 2009
(2)
Digg Fourest DIGG!
September 11th, 2009
(0)
hahaha. i love it.
September 11th, 2009
(0)
f*ck bitches get money!
September 12th, 2009
(0)
F*CK YOU! PAY ME!
September 11th, 2009
(0)
5'd for James Woods.
September 11th, 2009
(0)
James Woods is da man.
September 11th, 2009
(0)
Can I touch that??
September 19th, 2009
(0)
NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO~!
September 11th, 2009
(0)
i could watch this allll day...
September 17th, 2009
(1)
death to videodrome, long live the new flesh
September 22nd, 2009
(1)
patiently waits for the next ytmnd featuring James Woods and his spaz out scene from 'Casino'
September 22nd, 2009
(0)
"Dont touch that" one star vote. Funny site.
September 23rd, 2009
(2)
Just featured as #2 on ATN on AOTS
September 23rd, 2009
(0)
You're no MurdarMachene but I love you Fourest
September 24th, 2009
(0)
http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/aroundthenet/68517/Bad-Captain-America-Dopest-Rapper.html Well, would you look at that.
September 24th, 2009
(3)
That's awesome that a ytmnd made it on AOTS. Maybe this website is still a little relevant?
September 26th, 2009
(0)
yea, and fourest no less made it
September 25th, 2009
(1)
sad there wasn't a stop hammertime thrown in there.
September 25th, 2009
(1)
i just saw this on aots
September 26th, 2009
(0)
Holy crap! A site in my favs and commented on was on Attack of the Show. Im famous ma, look at me!~!~
September 26th, 2009
(0)
Number two.
October 31st, 2009
(0)
I actually went and watched Videodrome today. I didn't enjoy it much at all. =(
November 10th, 2009
(0)
FOUREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 23rd, 2010
(0)
women are the ruination of the world
February 14th, 2010
(0)
Bravo
March 11th, 2010
(0)
Hey Digg
March 26th, 2010
(0)
Dammit Fourest, only you could make something like this hilarious. +5.
(0)
BITCH SLAP!!!! lol
May 26th, 2010
(0)
absolute awesome, kudos
February 8th, 2011
(0)
Videodrome is my favorite Canodian Movie!
June 17th, 2011
(0)
hmm, long live the new flesh.
December 31st, 2011
(0)
The de-sync makes it perfect
August 22nd, 2012
(0)
James woods hit any woman he pleases.
May 10th, 2014
(0)
OMFG LEFT EYE IN VID FOUREST ILLUMINATI N HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
September 19th, 2014
(0)
Now do Debbie Harry and the cigarette ;)