GaryGnu Disobeys Sun Man
Created on: September 10th, 2009
I fail at life, I litter. Sun man gives me sunburn as punnishment.
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Gary Gnu - A gnu newscaster who does a show each episode and is well known for his catchphrase, "No Gnews is Good Gnews with Gary...Gnu". He would add a guttural "g" sound to the beginning of any word he spoke which normally began with an "n", such as "gnews" for "news" and "gnaturally" for "naturally". Whenever introduced by either Goriddle Gorilla or Knock Knock, the introduction is always, "And Now For Something Really Gnew, Here's Gary Gnu." The only difference is that Goriddle always says "WOW!" each time he introduces Gary Gnu. Gary always begins by saying, "This Is Gary Gnu. And The No Gnews Is Good Gnews Show. The Only TV Gnews Program Guaranteed To Contain No Gnews Whatsoever." Gary's unusual speaking style was inspired by the 1957 Flanders and Swann song, The Gnu, which told the story of a gnu in a zoo who spoke much as Gary did, adding a "g" sound to the beginning of various words. Gary act
actually sang the song in one episode. Gary Gnu's gnewscasts were punctuated by comments and jeers from the filming crew. Occasionally he would be set up for a practical joke as the crew would call him a "turkey", followed by the dropping of a paper turkey onto Gnu's head.
NOTE: In one episode, Goriddle Gorilla filled in as host of "The Gary Gnu Show," while Gary was absent. Goriddle took the opportunity to remake the show in his own image, even decorating the set with dense jungle foliage. Thus "The No Gnews Is Good Gnews Show" became "The Guerrilla Warfare Fun-time Show"; it consisted mostly of Goriddle telling his favorite puns while unseen commandos traded machine gun and artillery fire in the background. Being Gary, he was outraged to discover what Goriddle had done with his show..."He's turned my gnews set into a battlefield!"
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