Help me write a 6-word story
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Help me write a 6-word story
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October 18th, 2009
(3)
Fried chicken ate tomato salad mmmmm.
October 18th, 2009
(17)
This story will end right here.
October 19th, 2009
(4)
Hitler was a pretty cool guy.
October 21st, 2009
(12)
The line must be drawn HERE!
October 21st, 2009
(16)
You are the man now dog!
October 21st, 2009
(2)
my balls are so damn wet!
October 21st, 2009
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"Put your clothes back on..." "SHIIIIIIIT!"
October 21st, 2009
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Mars doesn't have two suns, idiot.
October 21st, 2009
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Derrek Cur....tis a.k.a. ptkfgsmaster2maryo for supermod.
October 21st, 2009
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Black person saying or doing something.
October 21st, 2009
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Lazing on a sunday afternoon, bitch.
October 21st, 2009
(9)
I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFZ. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (great climax to the story)
October 21st, 2009
(6)
I'm really big. She's really sore.
October 21st, 2009
(5)
How many megs of RAM, Carmine?
October 21st, 2009
(2)
>!! Storing Dead-N*gg*rs, Aint my F*cking Business !!< (hyphen solves all)
October 21st, 2009
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Punch the keys, for God's sake!
October 21st, 2009
(1)
NINTENDO SIXTY FOUR, OH MY GOD!! - scream at the top of your lungs.
November 17th, 2009
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The internet is a big truck.
November 17th, 2009
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I am not doing this again.
October 18th, 2009
(11)
I don't go outside very often.
October 18th, 2009
(4)
He knocked. I answered. 'Nuff said
October 18th, 2009
(1)
Excelsior!
October 18th, 2009
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For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
October 18th, 2009
(0)
Ego sum rex et super grammaticam!
October 21st, 2009
(6)
Carol never wore her safety goggles.
October 18th, 2009
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Sometimes I masturbate. Sometimes I don't.
October 21st, 2009
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^
October 21st, 2009
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FTW
October 21st, 2009
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Except this is two sentences...
October 21st, 2009
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nm - just re-read and saw nothing about there being only one sentence. carry on.
October 21st, 2009
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A+ stuff
October 18th, 2009
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--A)--> So, I bent over. Never again. --B)--> I reached for the soap. Owch! --C)--> Scrambled eggs? Not on my watch!
October 18th, 2009
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Al Quaeda Didn't do it, I did.
October 18th, 2009
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I dont have PHD in english grammar, but i think the only words in that is al queada, didnt, it, I, and did. Would al Queada count as 2 words?
October 18th, 2009
(10)
I have a Ph.D. Yes.
October 18th, 2009
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Soo doctor english professor, is it 6 words or not?
October 18th, 2009
(4)
Yes.
October 19th, 2009
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I think it should say "Al Quaeda Didn't do it, Jews did."
October 19th, 2009
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Al-Qaida
October 19th, 2009
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Dammit, I spelled it wrong too.
October 19th, 2009
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Research before you post. We are on the internet guys.
October 21st, 2009
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Al Quaeda = 1 (compound) word. http://www.wilbers.com/part24.htm
October 18th, 2009
(7)
This ends the way it starts. (that's what I'd do for the class)
October 18th, 2009
(2)
I can never enjoy you again.
October 18th, 2009
(7)
I love stories. This is one.
October 18th, 2009
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I am hungry, where's my money?
October 21st, 2009
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Science damn you
October 18th, 2009
(16)
"I do not deserve an A" or "I asked the internet for advice"
October 18th, 2009
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WPH15 is better than the best.
October 18th, 2009
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I DROPPED THE SCREW IN'DA TUNA
October 18th, 2009
(-1)
You all just lost the game.
October 18th, 2009
(1)
Prairie dogs are gayer than sodomy.
October 18th, 2009
(-1)
October 18th, 2009
(-1)
Here's another six word story, cool.
October 18th, 2009
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You are the man now, dog.
October 18th, 2009
(1)
YES!
October 18th, 2009
(0)
Comments over.
October 21st, 2009
(6)
Punch the keys for god sake
October 18th, 2009
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Sean Connery hates my favorite website.
October 18th, 2009
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I lost my keys and cried.
October 18th, 2009
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I'm done with six word stories.
October 18th, 2009
(3)
She loved Him. He loved Queen.
October 18th, 2009
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Once upon a time, the end. And this is my third comment.
October 18th, 2009
(10)
Punch the keys for god's sake!
October 18th, 2009
(1)
I think this assignment is dumb
October 18th, 2009
(7)
You just fell for the trap. (Final submission, I promise).
October 21st, 2009
(0)
its TARP!!1!!11!
October 18th, 2009
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Sometimes you feel like a nut.
October 18th, 2009
(-3)
Napalm Death are an awesome band.
October 18th, 2009
(4)
The internet isn't a big truck.
October 21st, 2009
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yeah, its a series of tubes.
October 18th, 2009
(3)
Juice by Sara. Juice by Sara.
October 18th, 2009
(2)
So I was like, "chill, bruh."
October 18th, 2009
(2)
F. F. F. F. F. Cut.
October 18th, 2009
(2)
Life. One damn thing after another.
October 18th, 2009
(8)
You think you can do Matlab?
October 18th, 2009
(4)
If you win, will you 5 your own site?
October 18th, 2009
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I will 5 the site of my choosing.
October 18th, 2009
(6)
OJ stabbed his ex-wife to death.
October 18th, 2009
(2)
I ate bad shrimp and died!
October 18th, 2009
(5)
I did some coke before class.
October 18th, 2009
(2)
Six word stories, SonOfGod, not diary entries. :P
October 18th, 2009
(2)
Dear diary, I truly love Spartacus87. ;) <3
October 18th, 2009
(0)
:O That technically counts as an entry...
October 18th, 2009
(3)
I had sex with my teacher.
October 18th, 2009
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Dumbledore is gay. Lando is not.
October 21st, 2009
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two sentences
October 21st, 2009
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nm - just re-read and saw nothing about there being only one sentence. carry on.
October 18th, 2009
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The beginning the middle the end
October 18th, 2009
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it ws the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness; it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity; it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness; it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair; we had everything before us, we had nothing before us; we were all going directly to Heaven, we were all going the other way.
October 18th, 2009
(1)
In other words: f*ck your assignment... << hey, that's 6-words!!1
October 20th, 2009
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It was the average of times.
October 18th, 2009
(5)
Snape kills Dumbledore. No, you bitch!
October 18th, 2009
(1)
Help me write six word story.
October 18th, 2009
(1)
Gamble. Win. Gamble. Win. Gamble. Die.
October 19th, 2009
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This is the one I ultimately turned in. I had around 10 written down on the sheet, but I circled this one. If I get any comments on them, I scan the paper and make a YTMND.
October 21st, 2009
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Gamble. Penis. Gamble. Vagina. Unzip. Masturbate.
October 21st, 2009
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yes I masturbate through the zipperhole of my jeans... I'm a risk taker.
October 21st, 2009
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its not that bad
October 21st, 2009
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I concur with gr33nscr33n.
October 18th, 2009
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ATTENTION: Fountain is not a bidet.
October 20th, 2009
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WARNING: Bidet is not a fountain.
October 18th, 2009
(2)
Eric got his gun, killed everyone.
October 18th, 2009
(2)
you cheat for class, you suck... how's that for 6 words?
October 18th, 2009
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I think I'm going to write all of these down. Oh, I just remembered...if it's nice tomorrow and not raining, we might go outside with chalk and write our stories on the campus sidewalks. If we can do more than one, I might have to. These have all been great.
October 18th, 2009
(5)
The Fart Factory had to close.
October 18th, 2009
(1)
I'd like a Cold Cut Combo.
October 18th, 2009
(5)
Freddie Mercury got AIDS and died.
October 18th, 2009
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See spot run. Run spot, run.
October 18th, 2009
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The times, they are a changing.
October 18th, 2009
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Then the last professor committed suicide.
October 18th, 2009
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Everyone died when the school burned.
October 18th, 2009
(5)
John Whitecloud ate a coldcut combo.
October 19th, 2009
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epic!
October 19th, 2009
(-3)
This could be a movie!
October 19th, 2009
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prehistoric dinosaur here, roar roar roar
October 19th, 2009
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Giraffes attacked. There were no survivors.
October 19th, 2009
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Horsewarz 2, Giraffe invasion? Cabbage starvation.
October 19th, 2009
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Dear Margaret, I stole your stamps.
October 19th, 2009
(-1)
The college students resorted to cannibalism.
October 19th, 2009
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Kill me now, have fun later.
October 19th, 2009
(-1)
Gary was not like other boys.
October 19th, 2009
(4)
I went rollerblading. Now I'm gay.
October 19th, 2009
(2)
He is not a blaAck man!
October 19th, 2009
(2)
how many megs of ram, Carmine?
October 19th, 2009
(0)
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR STORYTIME
October 19th, 2009
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I wish I got homework like you. "Write a six word story" Jesus how f*cking lame.
October 19th, 2009
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Religion was founded, thus humanity begins.
October 19th, 2009
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my journey brought me here today
October 19th, 2009
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That day, Eric discovered his passion.
October 19th, 2009
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Can you hear me now? Good.
October 19th, 2009
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Mom always tipped the milkman generously.
October 19th, 2009
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Batman was all he had left.
October 19th, 2009
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Tile downvoted all of my sites.
October 19th, 2009
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Tile did something ambiguous to somebody
October 19th, 2009
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Tile enjoys upvoting his own comments.
October 20th, 2009
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Tile was laid on the floor.
October 20th, 2009
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Tile is what covers my floor.
October 20th, 2009
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I was not paying full attention. (Sorry. ^)
October 19th, 2009
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Parents were fighting again. Mom won.
October 19th, 2009
(2)
They were coming to get Barbara
October 19th, 2009
(-1)
Fudge. That's not what I said.
October 19th, 2009
(2)
Sodomy really opened up John's world.
October 21st, 2009
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and his ass
October 19th, 2009
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Kobe raped me. Give me money.
October 19th, 2009
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Kobe raped me for the money
October 19th, 2009
(-1)
Kobe raped the money for me.
October 21st, 2009
(-1)
Kobe gave me money to rape
October 19th, 2009
(0)
Wanted: NBA referee. No experience necessary.
October 19th, 2009
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I think you have my stapler.
October 19th, 2009
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Prairie-Dog Eric and I were great friends
October 19th, 2009
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On that day, I tried horseradish.
October 19th, 2009
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I can't cum from blow jobs.
October 19th, 2009
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Two blacks walked into a bar.
October 19th, 2009
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Lorenzo's taint smelled like chlorine bleach.
October 19th, 2009
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Relax, Max. Just stay cool, fool.
October 19th, 2009
(0)
I like to bake pretty cakes.
October 19th, 2009
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Create YTMND. Get homework in comments
October 19th, 2009
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(-1)
darthwang eats a peanut butter sangwidge.
October 19th, 2009
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So you're a queer, aren't you?
October 19th, 2009
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Now you're a queer, aren't ya?
October 19th, 2009
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Joey Joe Joe IS A F*GGOT
October 20th, 2009
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(0)
two beautiful girls had lesbian sex
October 20th, 2009
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This is an incredibly boring story.
October 20th, 2009
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Existentialism mocks the wreath of imagination.
October 20th, 2009
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Yesterday, I rose from my grave.
October 20th, 2009
(-1)
She said welcome to your doom.
October 20th, 2009
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I collected spheres from flashing pigs.
October 20th, 2009
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A wolf, a bear, a bat.
October 20th, 2009
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That stupid head took my balls.
October 20th, 2009
(0)
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Game Over. I need more credits.
October 20th, 2009
(4)
Make it a science fiction story: "In the future, something will happen."
October 20th, 2009
(-1)
The magic pants summoned a balrog.
October 20th, 2009
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(0)
Adolf Hitler is the greatest, ever.
October 20th, 2009
(-1)
Whoa! Spiderman stole that guy's pizzas!
October 20th, 2009
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There's a spider on your shoulder.
October 20th, 2009
(2)
In Soviet Russia, television watches you!
October 20th, 2009
(-1)
My goat died. I am sad.
October 21st, 2009
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His goat was tasty. I'm full.
October 21st, 2009
(0)
goat story = win
October 20th, 2009
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you do realize "Help me write a 6-word story" is six words, right?
October 20th, 2009
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Duke is all out of bubblegum.
October 20th, 2009
(-1)
Once upon a time the end.
October 21st, 2009
(-1)
Why crap make comeback days later?
October 21st, 2009
(-1)
If Max comments, he won't win.
October 21st, 2009
(-2)
There was a bomb in the lasagna.
October 21st, 2009
(4)
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
October 21st, 2009
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tl;dr
October 21st, 2009
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*laughs at the inevitable finally happening*
October 22nd, 2009
(-1)
I apologize. I originally typed "There's" but switched it to "There was" for some reason.
October 21st, 2009
(0)
Baron Lasers Likes to Fire Lasers
October 21st, 2009
(0)
Eric writes stories, and sometimes poops.
October 21st, 2009
(-1)
All Madeline did was to smile.
October 21st, 2009
(2)
I can't count to six.
October 21st, 2009
(0)
Pass this or safety not guaranteed.
October 21st, 2009
(-1)
I saw a movie, alone, again.
October 21st, 2009
(1)
I accidentally a whole Coke bottle.
October 21st, 2009
(0)
Itchy runs afoul of an Irishman.
October 21st, 2009
(4)
A man is born, lives, dies.
October 21st, 2009
(-1)
I am watching Fraiser right now.
October 21st, 2009
(0)
I have no place to live. (hysterical laughter)
October 21st, 2009
(-1)
he died a pathetic, lonely death
October 21st, 2009
(-4)
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(-4)
I will now go to sleep.
October 21st, 2009
(0)
So who the f*ck won anyway?
October 21st, 2009
(0)
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I did. But I am giving the prize to gr33nscr33n because his made me laugh the hardest... "For sale: used diaphragm, kinda sticky."
October 21st, 2009
(3)
That's not a story! That's a craig's list ad!
October 21st, 2009
(-1)
It's how i sold mine.
October 21st, 2009
(-1)
George Bush doesn't like black people.
October 21st, 2009
(-1)
He Is Not A Black Myannn
October 21st, 2009
(-1)
Too bad its not a eight word sentence because you could use Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
October 21st, 2009
(-1)
I bought a cold cut combo.
October 21st, 2009
(-1)
I wish I stayed in prison.
October 21st, 2009
(-1)
Black person saying or doing something.
October 21st, 2009
(-1)
The child and the oreo sang.
October 21st, 2009
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Woah, he stole that guy's pizza!
October 21st, 2009
(-1)
I'm a let you finish, but...
October 21st, 2009
(0)
exposition build climax, fall resolution conclusion
October 21st, 2009
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The Internet is just a fad.
October 21st, 2009
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The killer was actually your mom.
October 21st, 2009
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once upon a time, the end.
October 21st, 2009
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I don't know what to say.
October 21st, 2009
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Life was better after the divorce
October 21st, 2009
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I could masturbate without any interruptions.
October 21st, 2009
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C-beams glittering at the Tanhauser Gate
October 21st, 2009
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Ships afire, off shoulder of Orion
October 21st, 2009
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Moments lost, like tears in rain.
October 21st, 2009
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I've seen things you wouldn't believe.
October 22nd, 2009
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You know what a turtle is?
October 23rd, 2009
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[long silent pause] Time to die.
October 21st, 2009
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Reminds me of smelling a pussy.
October 21st, 2009
(0)
Mr. Wilson secretly wished for man salami
October 21st, 2009
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Overactive bladder calls. I listen. Whoops!
October 21st, 2009
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We Came, We Saw, We Conquered.
October 21st, 2009
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"Academic integrity is not prairiedogeric10's virtue." Sequel: "So Fouab gave him a 1."
October 21st, 2009
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And then dad never came home.
October 21st, 2009
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i guess he really was alive.
October 21st, 2009
(1)
tylenol overdose is only funny sometimes.
October 21st, 2009
(2)
I emailed this to your teacher.
October 21st, 2009
(1)
I can suck my own dick.
October 21st, 2009
(0)
Prehistoric dinosaur killed the long necks.
October 21st, 2009
(-1)
Today, I walked across the sun.
October 21st, 2009
(-1)
Hooker boots duh nuh dun dun
October 22nd, 2009
(0)
Mike is done. duh nuh duna
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