Alex Jones is a chainsaw!
Created on: October 27th, 2009
Alex Jones is a chainsaw!

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October 27th, 2009
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ITS A CONSPIRASAW
October 27th, 2009
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Proof that paranoid schizophrenics can be successful in society.
October 27th, 2009
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JONESAW IS READYYYY
October 27th, 2009
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This comment is equally as good as this site
October 28th, 2009
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that man ain't no paranoid schizophrenic, he's a manipulative fear monger. he knows exactly what he's doing. good site, too bad it could be interpreted as an endorsement of alex jones' misguided ranting.
October 28th, 2009
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The conspirasaw would have to cut through a Jew World Order, boring through the hollow earth's crust, into the secret cities, and decapitating the leader of the Crab People and/or Reptilians for this to be an endorsement. When he yells like that it sounds like a chainsaw to me.
October 29th, 2009
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oh it's YOU uncircumsized. heh. check out a book called "imperial brain trust". it's all about the council on foreign relations and how they worked with the government in the 20's and 30's. it's a very different spin on the thing that Jones talks about.
October 29th, 2009
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i feel sorry for ytmnd
November 2nd, 2009
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This is pretty sweet but Alex Jones is a retard.
October 27th, 2009
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GOD YES
October 27th, 2009
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5 for truth
October 27th, 2009
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perfect
October 27th, 2009
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best use of alex jones scream yet
October 27th, 2009
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Now this is more like it.
October 27th, 2009
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jesus. this is god awful
October 27th, 2009
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It's funny, but where's the sound from? If it's awesome, you get a 5.
October 27th, 2009
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how is this not a fearcondom site
October 28th, 2009
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it's very fearcondomlike
October 27th, 2009
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If I like Alex Jones, how do I rate this?
October 28th, 2009
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You don't rate it, you stab yourself through the chest for being a tinfoil hat retard.
October 28th, 2009
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You're right kacen, all the fans of Jones are retards. The media always tells the truth. Iraq had WMD's. There is nothing fishy about 9/11 at all. It was 16 guys with box cutters (half are still alive but that makes sense too). Lets all go take the vacine now for something that has killed %400 less people than the seasonal flu. It's a national emergency you know.
October 28th, 2009
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A more recent news story says the entire family was vaccinated. That's coming from FOX, for f*ck's sake, the same source that published the original story saying they were not vaccinated only three days before the story saying that they were. http://whitehouse.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/10/27/first-daughters-receive-h1n1-vaccine/
October 28th, 2009
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So I was wrong on one detail: The Infowars story you posted (which was lifted directly from FOX: http://whitehouse.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/10/08/first-daughters-not-vaccinated-against-h1n1/) is actually from the eighth of this month. The first family was vaccinated only yesterday, reported by the same news company that previously pointed out that they were ineligible for vaccination earlier.
October 28th, 2009
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"You're right kacen, all the fans of Jones are retards." Glad to see we're on the same page.
October 28th, 2009
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Just because our government lies to us doesn't mean there is a pyramid elite pulling the strings with an ulterior motive involving the creation of a one world government and the genocide of billions. Our government simply isn't coordinated and organized enough--corrupt and selfish maybe, but not competent. Congress can't decide on a bill for health care reform, We've never succeeded at colonial occupation for f*ck's sake. Also, millions take flu shots every year and we have yet to see a zombie outbreak.
October 29th, 2009
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Meh, Tower 7 was hit by burning chunks of building. And why the f*ck would the government, assuming the truther story is true, need Tower 7 to fall when the twin towers supposedly fell due to demolition. Did they think "Well, two huge towers dominating the New York skyline falling is ALMOST enough, but we just need little insignificant tower 7 to go down too." There has never been another case in history of planes that big full of that much fuel hitting buildings such as the World Trade Center.>>
October 29th, 2009
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So when you conspiracy theorists say "IT LOOKED LIKE A DEMOLITION, THAT'S NOT HOW A BUILDING WOULD FALL IF HIT BY PLANES", you lack a frame of reference to compare it to with the latter "point". It's just like when moon landing deniers (who should be f*cking executed as far as I'm concerned), say the moon walk looked "fake". Compared to what? What's your frame of reference? I admit to hypocrisy a bit though, I myself am a Holocaust denier. Too much sh*t about the holocaust doesn't bode well with me...
October 29th, 2009
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If anything the fact that a CIA office was in WTC7 just points to it not being an inside job since the CIA is one of the big bogeymen in all your conspiracy theories. http://www.debunking911.com/ Look through this site.
October 29th, 2009
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The fact is that if you still believe the official story you either haven't done any real research on the subject or you read an article in popular mechanics and are incapable of doing any thinking for yourself. A number of government agents and people on the 911 commision have now stated that the investigation was a whitewash. If you do the research you will find way too many holes in the official story that make it absolutely ridiciulous. The debunkers wont touch these holes. Dismissal by omission.
October 29th, 2009
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Seriously, Uncurcumcised, shut up. Your conspiracy theories are warped logic that make up just as much fact as you claim is made up for the public. You're buying into false facts. They're made up for people like you to buy and advertise. Stop being brainwashed.
October 29th, 2009
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Yeah, I saw Zeitgeist too.
October 29th, 2009
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I don't think you truthers understand how f*cking impossible it is to create a one world government empire successfully. It has been tried throughout history and it has always failed, and many of them had slaves, and vastly superior technology compared to the cultures/regions they conquered. Information travels too fast, and technology is too accessible in modern society for it to happen again. The British Empire, the largest empire in history, only controlled 1/4 of the population at its peak. Weak.
October 29th, 2009
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Also I like how we went from a discussion over genocide and world conquest to 9/11. Worrying about the world trade center attacks at this point is so inconsequential compared to the bigger picture, according to what has been dictated from Alex Jones, anyway. It's like you've been programmed to bring up the same details every time someone challenges the logic of Alex Jones' theories, regardless of its content and focus. I don't even need to debate the specifics to know how ridiculous the conclusions are.
October 30th, 2009
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Because I do my own research. I don't rely on a paranoid nutcase to feed me information no matter how good his intentions are.
October 30th, 2009
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And by technology I mean munitions and telecommunications. We knew about the revolt in Afghanistan because of the internet. There was a media blackout caused by the government but information was still spread, because it was impossible to quarantine millions of cellphones. Also, have you seen anyone wielding swords lately? Even with government regulation the black market brings people competent weapons across the world. The general population has access to plenty of technology, and they have used it.
November 2nd, 2009
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wisdumcube'd
October 27th, 2009
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alex jones tornado warning
October 27th, 2009
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haphaphaphaphaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 27th, 2009
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Wednesday must be the slow day on YTMND.
October 27th, 2009
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All the same, though, I've already printed and framed the screen shot of the front page. It's hanging above the space heater right now.
October 27th, 2009
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It's been a slow day for about a year.
October 27th, 2009
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you might get over 100 votes, big guy! that means you need to get the front page tattooed on your lower back.
October 29th, 2009
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I have one with almost 1,000 votes. What do I do with that?
October 27th, 2009
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Bad Doom addon flashbacks...
October 27th, 2009
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ALECRT JONES HE IS GAY ON RADIO AND HE SPEWS HIS LUIBERTAARIN SH*T BUT HE DONT REALIZE HE SUX BECAUSE HE PLAY MORTAL COMBAT WITH KRAMER AND HE'S A NGGGGGGGGG REMEMBER WHEN CRAMER SAID HES A NGG AT A COMEDY CLUB N PEOPLE GOT PISSED WELL THATS ALEXCT JONBES AND HES FART
October 27th, 2009
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perfect use of directional motion blur
October 28th, 2009
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I have seen too much of Alex Jones' sh*t without a sane opinion... thank you.
November 24th, 2009
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AMBROSIA WAS AN INSIDE JOB.
October 28th, 2009
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No vote because he actually sounds more like the referees from Mutant League Football.
October 28th, 2009
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Wow this is intensity in 11 cities
October 28th, 2009
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Pretty good man.
October 28th, 2009
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Finally someone reveals Alex Jones for what he truly is. A screaming idiot.
October 28th, 2009
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I agree, Alex Jones is quite good with taking facts, and telling a story that completely ignores Occam's Razor. From the looks of it, you're quite good at buying into that alternative less useful explanation of the same facts as well. Whatever floats your boat. I just want to take this opportunity to call you a sheeple before you haul off and call me one.
October 28th, 2009
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lol
October 28th, 2009
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Great!
October 28th, 2009
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FEMA'D
October 28th, 2009
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The end is coming, but if you can't have a sense of humor about it what is the point? I live in Austin and like alex jones, but I'm also aware that he's into selling gas masks as much as he's into saving the republic. He would have you living under a rock shaking with fear if you couldn't temper it with some sort of humor.
October 28th, 2009
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And since I like to hear myself rattle on... Folks get on board with saving the world, but hesitate constantly to do anything about the people and things close to them. Getting excited about taking down the global conspiracy is like getting excited about the lottery. It's a fantasy. Take small steps and do something useful for your neighbor. But that doesn't sell.
October 28th, 2009
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Cuffs
October 28th, 2009
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www.prisonplanet.com www.infowars.com i like alex jones
October 28th, 2009
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F*ck me gently with Alex Jones.
October 29th, 2009
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gamekid would hit it?
November 3rd, 2009
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I knew there was going to be a comment like this.
October 28th, 2009
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F*ckin' lol'd, man.
October 29th, 2009
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October 31st, 2009
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Nice.
November 2nd, 2009
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+4 for Really awful use of directional motion blur.
November 4th, 2009
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That's about all that guys good for chainsaw noises he should stick with that.