The Pube Muppet meets the Nigerian terrorist
Created on: January 10th, 2010
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The Pube Muppet loves a bad boy.

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January 10th, 2010
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Don't send money to Nigeria
January 10th, 2010
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+5 for Burj Khalifa reference
January 10th, 2010
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that was beautiful man, TEX2SPIK4LIFE
January 10th, 2010
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I think Pube Muppet has been reading my diary
January 10th, 2010
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the guy who lives next to me in my flat, i think he has tourettes. he's always like yelling "ahhhh, fuuuckkk!! ahhhhhh!!" seriously. the first time it happened i was all concerned and i almost ran over to see if he needed help, but it's happened like 20 times since then so it doesn't really phase me anymore. exept the other night, i sh*t you not, it was like 2am, and i heard what sounded like a dresser falling off a refrigerator or something. i can't even describe the sounds he made.
January 10th, 2010
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i honestly felt i had to do something so i went to my door and was like "sir! do you need any help?!" and he didn't respond. few minutes later he was up talking on the phone, and i went about my business. turns out he was calling 911 for himself. there were two firetrucks outside. my neighbor is a weird guy.
January 11th, 2010
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I've had lots of sh*t happen in my neighborhood. A Native American girl slit her wrists in the building north of mine, but she was saved in time. A lady from the building south of mine had a seizure and crashed her van into the building across the street. But she lived. A guy with Alzheimer's kept trying to break into the room below mine a few years ago because he thought the girl that lived there was someone else. And tons of natives have been arrested in the area.
January 11th, 2010
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The girl that used to live below me had an abusive boyfriend (her baby's daddy). They had fights all the time, especially when he got drunk. One night he broke her TV, pushed her against a wall, and grabbed the phone from her when she tried calling the cops and busted it against the wall. And one night, when I was sleeping and dreaming, my dream of hearing her yell "WHAT THE F*CK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!!!" suddenly became a reality. She had seen 3 kids trying to steal a car in the parking lot. Cops came
January 11th, 2010
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My dorm room at kent state is literally the closest room to where the kent state shootings occured. its like 20 feet away.
January 11th, 2010
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My dorm room feels safer than my actual home that I described above. We even leave the door unlocked. But I still lock my bedroom door at night when I'm sleeping. I don't want to get raped by possible drunk homosexuals.
January 11th, 2010
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I live in the whitest neighborhood in ohio. i think the reason i never found moon man sites funny is because racism is generally accepted here.
January 11th, 2010
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my next door neighbor is really into micheal jackson. AAABBBCCC easy as one two three.
January 11th, 2010
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When I was in college there was a guy that walked into girls apartments at night. They left their doors unlocked. He would jizz on them. They called him the loose canon.
January 12th, 2010
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it wasn't charlie and the chocolate factory it was a legitimate porn film called 'oompas, loompas, and big black fupas'
January 12th, 2010
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^^ + good gscr33n comment.
January 11th, 2010
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i'd love to show this to one of your professors
January 11th, 2010
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Pube Muppet warrants 5's