Wonder how you can help Haiti?
Created on: January 23rd, 2010
Wonder how you can help Haiti?
That country was a hell hole before the earthquake

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January 23rd, 2010
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Nope.
January 29th, 2010
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you voted 5 by mistake.
January 23rd, 2010
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My response to the question I keep hearing on TV
January 23rd, 2010
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They're only on fault lines and in a hurricane zone, you'd think they'd be ready for stuff like this
January 25th, 2010
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That's typical of people everywhere. "I built my home in a stupid, dangerous area. Please help me when sh*t goes down!"
January 26th, 2010
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"I can't fend for myself, I am weak and stupid. Help me, send me money and lumber!"
January 26th, 2010
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Max will send all money used to sponsor this site to help provide dead negro storage in Haiti. Show how much you care by donating today!
January 26th, 2010
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February 4th, 2010
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I always mishear them and think they're talking about 80. I'm just like.... wtf it's called the 80's and we really cant help the past.
February 10th, 2010
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f*cking ignorant american pigs, i cant wait until something like this happens to nyc or something. when its a bunch of white collar americans dying in the streets instead of poor black people I think you pigs will have a different opinion. this horrible tragedy made 9/11 look like a game of candyland. over 150,000 f*cking people died. yet you f*cking fat ignorant morons care more about the 3000 that died on 9/11. f*ck you all, I hope 9/11 happens again with more success for the jihad
February 10th, 2010
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Rush99's response to my appathy: to wish death upon more people. (boy, what a saint huh?)
February 10th, 2010
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death upon the right people. and as a reference "The money goes to evil corporations who profit from disaster relief supplies." -GaryGnu
February 10th, 2010
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Good idea, kill the people who supply the disaster relief supplies. That way when disaster strikes, even more people die because there is nobody to supply supplies. Genius. Any more good ideas?
February 10th, 2010
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Look, I was simply posing a hypothetical to expose how ignorant and evil you all sound claiming that hundreds of thousands of poor haitians 'deserve it'. You couldnt last a f*cking day in their shoes.
February 10th, 2010
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Deserves got nothing to do with it..... and really, who said they did deserve it? You're full of hate, I'm full of indifference.
February 11th, 2010
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Where was all the help from the Haitians when Katrina hit?
January 23rd, 2010
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f*ckin jimmy fallon
January 23rd, 2010
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At least you're honest.
January 23rd, 2010
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the phrase "concrete jungle, where dreams are made of" probably makes sense to you.
January 23rd, 2010
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truthTMND
January 23rd, 2010
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Like they can't retrofit their buildings. The sh*t is right there in City Ordinances and all it costs is $49 dollars....... however I can't guarantee it would protect against UFO Attacks and Locust.
January 23rd, 2010
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Lol, clever.
January 23rd, 2010
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bahahahaahaha
January 23rd, 2010
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god the music is flawless, it fits perfectly. lmao
January 23rd, 2010
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The earthquake in Haiti was the equivalent to beating up an already downtrodden homeless man.
January 23rd, 2010
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God: consistently stealin soda cans from shopping carts.
January 23rd, 2010
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yeah kind of like putting the sh*ts out of their misery
January 23rd, 2010
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So you're saying the Haitian earthquake is essentially a bum fight?
January 23rd, 2010
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Analogous would have been a better word than equivalent, actually.
January 23rd, 2010
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Haitian bum fight with Somalia
January 23rd, 2010
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needs more free-market capitalism
January 23rd, 2010
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Oh. Snap
January 23rd, 2010
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I hear they could use a well experienced exorcist or Satanic Contract Law attorney to revise the terms of the ancient deal with the devil which led, logically and justly, to the slaves being cursed while their slavemasters in France went on to great wealth and happiness.
January 23rd, 2010
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I feel horrible that I lol'd. Damn you.
January 23rd, 2010
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Don't feel bad. You're just giving power to the altruistic f*cks that run our society. What possible value does Haiti have for you?
January 24th, 2010
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How can you have beef with altruists? I mean that's a pretty easy fight; they're already putting other people's needs before their own. Way to pick your battles, though, you ridiculous, sad lump of human apathy.
January 25th, 2010
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Egonym, do you know any altruists? If you do, ask them what they've done to help other people. Or better yet, don't ask! Just stand near them for more than two minutes and they will begin telling you about how selfless they are and how many millions of people they've helped. When I donate to a charity, I do so anonymously and don't tell anyone about it. I have yet to meet an altruist that did not rattle off the last 20 charities they have contributed too and the exact money amounts donated by them.
January 25th, 2010
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I can't tell if that was a joke... So your definition of an altruist is someone who brags about charity donations? And then you go on to say that you never say when you donate money, but by saying that you are bragging about how you donate anonymously... I'm just saying it's ridiculous to have animosity towards someone for doing an altruistic act. Hate them for whatever else, but why hate someone for helping others?
January 25th, 2010
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Dang, MTown, I guess your good works are not so anonymous anymore LOL.
January 25th, 2010
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Putting someone else's needs before one's own is foolish. Demanding it of other people is Evil.
January 26th, 2010
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A proverb from the book of Bullsh*t?
January 26th, 2010
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...or an Ayn Rand novel.
January 26th, 2010
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altruism
January 26th, 2010
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Nice to see fascism is flourishing in the land of the free. You're an idiot egonym.
January 26th, 2010
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Common sense. If you put some else's needs above your own, you starve or become needy yourself. Then there are 2 needy starving people instead of one. But if you want to live your life for other people, go right ahead. Its your life.
January 26th, 2010
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this is one of the most embarrassing comment threads i have yet to see here. this is even worse, yet far less funny, than mastersitsu outing fourest for pestering PMs about "throwing around" 5s. but who the f*ck am i, i didnt even join until 08.
January 26th, 2010
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I care more about the people of Haiti than what you think Lickitwellhiem. But thanks for participating.
January 26th, 2010
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you guys are, like, philosophy majors.
January 26th, 2010
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All of these religious nuts, hanging around, down-voting comments as soon as they are posted, should get off the internet or restrict themselves to their respective religious homepages.
January 26th, 2010
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lol, and whos talking about religion?
January 26th, 2010
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"I care so much, that I make other people care"
January 26th, 2010
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i'm going to repeat an above comment: this is one of the most embarrassing comment threads i have yet to see here. this is even worse, yet far less funny, than mastersitsu outing fourest for pestering PMs about "throwing around" 5s. but who the f*ck am i, i didnt even join until 08.
January 26th, 2010
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Charity is a cult. It promotes hostility to others who do not wish to participate. It turns people into monsters. Charity is another way to send money to the top 1% without services rendered.
January 26th, 2010
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this is one of the most embarrassing comment threads i have yet to see here. this is even worse, yet far less funny, than mastersitsu outing fourest for pestering PMs about "throwing around" 5s. but who the f*ck am i, i didnt even join until 08.
January 26th, 2010
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He's repeating himself. Like when he does 12 hail Marys.
January 26th, 2010
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you are assuming i am religious because i disagree with your opinion? just stop and never come back to this comment thread. that's what i would do, out of embarrassment.
January 26th, 2010
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How does it feel, to be part of "one of the most embarrassing comment threads"?
January 26th, 2010
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it feels pretty good actually, because mocking you all is so simple. so far, ive been auto-shut out and assumed "religious," all for speaking an opinion.
January 26th, 2010
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You have an opinion other than "this discussion is stupid"? Or was that it?
January 26th, 2010
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And deemed an idiot for spamming. Congratulations.
January 26th, 2010
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that was the point of commenting in the first place. however, i did give an honest opinion down below, to which you shut me out, telling me you didnt care about my opinion. but the entire thing was mocking really.
January 26th, 2010
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oh, i was also insulting you all.
January 26th, 2010
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which was worth it for Timaeus getting that im religious out of all of it ;)
January 26th, 2010
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I know it was mocking, which is why I said I didn't care. But thanks for helping me work the way up the "most commented on" ranks.
January 26th, 2010
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You didn't give an opinion at all. You commented on others opinions with disdain.
January 26th, 2010
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that is what happened, yes. like i said, i found the conversation to be incredibly stupid, so became a bully and insulted you all.
January 26th, 2010
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Thanks for sharing your baseless reactionary comments. If you have something to contribute in the way of facts, make sure to come back.
January 26th, 2010
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BRETT FAVRE!!!!!
January 26th, 2010
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So my only point was that it's funny to me that someone could hate altruistic people. It reminded me of Zapp Brannigan's hatred for the neutral people in Futurama. Also, altruism is perfectly normal and healthy. It occurs in nature all the time. It's not some perverted human idea like... well, YTMND.
January 26th, 2010
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That's fine and dandy if you think humans are just dumb animals.
January 26th, 2010
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Then you can call me Mr. Dandyfine.
January 26th, 2010
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I hate altruistic people who try to impose their stupid beliefs on others. The way I hate religious people for the same reason. If altruistic people want to give their money to the wealthy for no services, that's fine. Why would you want to embarrass yourself by making it pubic? I'm not altruistic, I'm a pragmatist.
January 26th, 2010
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That was a sexy typo
January 26th, 2010
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Just to make this thread longer and more embarrassing: I don't really believe there exists "altruistic people"; only altruistic acts. Anybody who claims to be an altruist is full of sh*t and I think it's that type of person, Timaeus, you hate. Another type of person who is full of sh*t are those who say vulgar, selfish, crude things and try to pass it off as "just tell'n it like it is." As if everything that is good is a lie.
January 28th, 2010
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vulgar is a matter of opinion, if you think I'm being vulgar, then f*ck off f*ggot
January 28th, 2010
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I wasn't talking about you specifically, you touchy c*ck-muncher.
February 3rd, 2010
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February 5th, 2010
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Everyone seems to be forgetting the obvious. The disaster in Haiti was caused by Jews/F*gs. Also, 5'd for Santana.
January 23rd, 2010
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hahhahha
January 23rd, 2010
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I was expecting to see more machetes everywhere.
January 23rd, 2010
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ha ha f*ck em all! move them to a new island and tell them to get over it!
January 23rd, 2010
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Do not help this place and its creatures; what would be the point? Does anyone really want more n*gg*rs ruining any place in the world they go? If anything we should just seal off the area and let nature take its course.
January 23rd, 2010
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not really
January 23rd, 2010
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I only wish the Earthquake was slightly bigger. Then we'd have one less waste of space and wouldn't be donating money to a lost cause
January 24th, 2010
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apathy is fun AND fashionable
January 24th, 2010
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music sums it up perfectly! Sad but true
January 24th, 2010
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fnck those n!ggers.
January 25th, 2010
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It's like that whole World Trade Centre crap. I never shopped there. Did you?
January 25th, 2010
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I understand that the issue in Haiti is a big deal and people are torn on whether or not we as a country should donate to the relief of this horrible disaster in another country or keep the money in our own country. However what we should really be concerned about is when the black dude on American Idol who sang "Pants on the Ground" is going to get a record deal.
January 25th, 2010
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January 25th, 2010
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Plus, do humanity some good and walk off a cliff.
January 25th, 2010
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How does sending counterfeit money to a poor country help them?
January 25th, 2010
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Yeah, the money doesn't go directly to them. It's used for buying disaster relief supplies, dumbass, but nice try.
January 25th, 2010
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How do you know where the money goes? Do you own a charity? I heard most contributions are eaten up by administration fees. Or is this like the contractors you sent to Iraq? Where they build half of a hospital and then bail? By supplies, you mean 500 dollar hammers? Enlighten me to the specifics.
January 25th, 2010
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The money goes to evil corperations who profit from disaster relief supplies.
January 26th, 2010
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So, are you saying that there will be no transparency in the relief effort? Are you saying there is some conspiracy that involves the thousands of people involved with said effort shutting their mouths and nothing would be leaked to the public if your scenarios played out? BTW, instead of starting a sentence with the words "I heard," why don't you just go the extra mile and flat out say "My mommy says..." The later has just about as much credibility. In the meantime, take the tin foil hat off.
January 26th, 2010
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Actually, it's a fact that administration fees eat up most donations. You make it sound like you're informed as to what's happening in the world around you. The only thing you know for sure is that Haiti is in trouble and you've sent money to an organization for no services. Way to go dipsh*t.
January 26th, 2010
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there are people who profit from disaster and the fools who think they're helping people by donating money.
January 26th, 2010
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Ignorance is bliss.
January 26th, 2010
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sad, but true. red cross actually keeps a lot o that dough. but there are still "legitimate" charities out there. let's not get too cynical. Conan O'brien would not approve.
January 26th, 2010
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Then I guess Timaeus is one happy bastard. Also, please provide sources for your accusations. The highest number I could find on the Red Cross through several internet keyword searches yields 10%, and the number from the BBB concerning the Red Cross and UNICEF are nowhere near the mark you have stated, but I am sure BBB is part of the conspiracy as well.
January 26th, 2010
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If you believe what you read on the internet, why won't you believe me?
January 26th, 2010
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Yeah, that is kind of like telling a newegg.com shopper, "If you trust internet shopping, why don't you buy from a random startup that only has five customer reviews."
January 28th, 2010
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hahaha
January 25th, 2010
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Terrible, but the humor and shock value is bullet proof
January 25th, 2010
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It's times like this I wonder why I even bother coming to YTMND.
January 25th, 2010
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f*cking amerinazi
January 25th, 2010
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send them to israel in b4 sh*t storm
January 26th, 2010
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finding a way to make a joke about something like this is one thing, but filling up comment threads with actual debate over things like "should i even care" and "where does the relief money go," backing up one's opinion with "i dont care, f*ck them" or "i give to charities" truly reflects a deep seeded denial that has yet to graduate from an adolescent understanding of one's own life, let alone the lives of others.
January 26th, 2010
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in other words, Y0U GU15 R34LLY SUK~ d00dZ ZOMGK LAWL OLOLOLOLmoon min sh*ts more baseless reactionary opinions.
January 26th, 2010
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Keep commenting like we care what you think. Please.
January 26th, 2010
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^ baseless, reactionary comment.
January 26th, 2010
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^ baseless, reactionary comment.
January 26th, 2010
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I flew over Haiti once, I'm surprised the stench didn't down the airplane.
January 26th, 2010
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I donated more money to sponsor this site, than I did to help the people of Haiti. Thanks for viewing my site!
January 26th, 2010
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see? that is a funny comment. +1
January 26th, 2010
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I now respect you and look forward to future sites.
January 26th, 2010
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I would give http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2pJPLhZjjc&feature=related cuz bustin makes me feel good
January 26th, 2010
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This wins so much
January 28th, 2010
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You're a propagandist for hatred and violence, obviously unaware of the debt-slavery and tyranny constantly being imposed on Haiti by the West. Such willful ignorance (combined with your homophobia) would have, in fact, made you a good Nazi. But I suppose you're just going to call me a f*g again for knowing big words and actually reading books.
January 29th, 2010
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thats what they did to me, look up
January 29th, 2010
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People that five'd this will probably be in a natural disaster and die slowly over periods of several days trapped immobile and rubble. Those that survive the initial disaster will be hard pressed to find water and food as faucets and grocery stores will no longer be reliable sources of these vital commodities. You will shortly find that you are hungry all the time, and if you're lucky you'll have a strong immune system and a genetic resistance to water born parasites and diseases that you will be exposed
January 29th, 2010
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I've watched many episodes of Survivor Man, Man Vs Wild, and own all the Mad Max movies. Like the boy scouts say, I'm prepared.
January 29th, 2010
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to daily since now everyones poop and pee goes in the water. But hey you guys all say that you don't want any help when the time comes so who am I to impose it on you?
January 29th, 2010
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January 30th, 2010
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Geez, GaryGnu, looks like someone read Atlas Shrugged too many times! Great ytmnd dude. Surprised the people haven't zombie rushed the US forces yet.
January 30th, 2010
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update: they have zombie rushed US forces now.
January 30th, 2010
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Haiti Zurg Rush! Oh shi-- ....PILLS HERE!!
February 3rd, 2010
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THE PILLEATER™
January 31st, 2010
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LOL, HAITI. I THINK I SHOT THOSE GUYS IN CODMW2
February 1st, 2010
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February 1st, 2010
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Look at me, I watch TV, I am ready for hardship! LOL!
February 2nd, 2010
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yeah, i though it was funny, easy 5, but the comments killed it. and that sometimes rounds out a site. being around people that want to find benefits in altruism sucks.
February 3rd, 2010
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First ytmnd that made me laugh today. What a terrible person I am :-)
February 3rd, 2010
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February 5th, 2010
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i <3 this one
February 6th, 2010
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Sorry, felt bad for the people but then the site just made me want to travel there with a boom box playing this song whilst asking the locals if they wanted to go capture moonbeams in jars with me.