Why Are You So Upset?
Created on: May 3rd, 2010
Why Are You So Upset?
JUN KAZAMA WINS

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CHERYL enters and approaches PETER laying on an empty cot, fooling with his car keys. attached to his car keys are several large over-sized novelty keychains which jingle and clang loudly as PETER nervously spins them on his index finger. CHERYL takes a moment to watch PETER with his keys, her anxiety level increases with the obnoxious clamber until she bursts out.

CHERYL
why are you so upset? is it because your father threw you off that cliff?

PETER
(adjusting his own mania with which he's playing with his keychians, seemingly to match CHERYL's visible anxiety level)
yes. yes that is why i am upset right now. so you can just, ok, i want to be left alove. for a very long time just to sit and let this settle in me. the whole cliff thing. am i being clear? i don't know what i'm saying. i'm - i'll go into the sun room and listen to jar of flies by alice in chains. this will help. It’s cosmic melancholy will help the facts sink into acceptance.

PETER impulsively whips the fistfull of keychains into the corner of the room. a very loud buzzer is activated on one of the novelty keychains, and shows no sign of ceasing it’s single long square wave alarm.

PETER
YOU NEVER FUCK ME ANYMORE CHERYL - i'm sorry, i'm really sorry don't go. please don't go. i need you here with me right now for this, don't go. i just...HE THREW ME OFF A CLIFF CHERYL!!!

CHERYL
TURN THAT OFF. TURN IT OFF.

PETER
he was my dad, he was always my daddy and then he did that. how can i ever learn to understand that.

CHERYL walks over to the corner of the room and begins to fiddle with the mass of novelty keychains. the buzzing is so loud it renders PETER's rambling inaudible.

CHERYL
WHICH ONE IS IT? FUCK, PETER. SHUT UP. SHUT UP NOW.

PETER continues to ramble on his cot. PETER pulls out his penis and beckons CHER
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...beckons to CHERYL

PETER
humiliate my baby penis. lord knows dad did my entire life. every easter dinner its a new baby penis joke. look at it CHERYL. LOOK AT IT. FUCKING HUMILIATE ME FOR MY TINY DICK YOU FUCKING CUNT.

CHERYL whips the mass of keychains at PETER's head but hits his groin area. PETER screams. the buzzing stops.
May 3rd, 2010
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PETER is put into intensive care for months in a vegetative state due to the fact that CHERYL has heavily bruised his groin area.

CHERYL unaffected by any guilt throws his pet dog FLUFFY off a cliff.
May 9th, 2010
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NEDM
May 3rd, 2010
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Wonderful
May 3rd, 2010
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I googled "Chav" beause I'm not a Brit.
May 3rd, 2010
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....No.
May 4th, 2010
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they took my shins in dubya dubya two
May 4th, 2010
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get the sand out of your vagina and take your cliff throwings like a man
May 4th, 2010
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YOSHIMITSU
May 4th, 2010
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LOL Wow, what a sound clip!
May 4th, 2010
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She's looking in a mirror.
May 4th, 2010
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May 5th, 2010
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wait, wat
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[site animeisforfaggots:site]
May 6th, 2010
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because I find this somewhat amusing.
May 6th, 2010
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classic
May 6th, 2010
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But what was his/her response? "Yep, that's why."
May 7th, 2010
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Well... Maybe...
May 7th, 2010
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Ahh, the TEKKEN movie...the epitome of bad anime movies.
June 10th, 2010
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I don't remember Jun being so cute