Neo: Messianic Retard
Created on: July 13th, 2005
Neo: Messianic Retard
The Wachowski broth--- siblings present: THE ADVENTURES OF NEO: MESSIANIC RETARD
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July 31st, 2005
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Best ever
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LOL
November 21st, 2005
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5'd for GJ
November 24th, 2005
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The ending is SO funny.
December 10th, 2005
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OMG soo damn funny
December 17th, 2005
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funny
December 24th, 2005
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LOL Hilarious.
January 5th, 2006
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lmfao.
January 26th, 2006
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This needs more views! Excellent use of light and shadow... or something
February 4th, 2006
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That was so brilliant! I laughed. Hard. XD
February 21st, 2006
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ROFLMAO!
February 23rd, 2006
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Those stupid Downvoters. I love this.. ROFL!
February 23rd, 2006
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lolol, great editing
February 23rd, 2006
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some guy linked this... but this is a piece of sh*t
February 25th, 2006
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Excellent.
March 16th, 2006
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Because of the YTMND, I have achieved transcendence. Thank you.
April 3rd, 2006
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LOL nice editing 5555555555555
April 3rd, 2006
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better than the original
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Awesome.
April 20th, 2006
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Amazing!
April 20th, 2006
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hahaha
April 27th, 2006
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Superb.
May 12th, 2006
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Oh god, that's amazing. That's so well done. I like the distortion on the voices towards the end.
May 22nd, 2006
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ROFL
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lmao
May 28th, 2006
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There is spoon?
June 1st, 2006
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Why do you always have good YTMND's, LocutusOfBorg?
June 1st, 2006
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Beats me. It just happens. :P
June 8th, 2006
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5 because your name is awesome... and stuff... And also the vase repaetedly breaking made me lol.
June 8th, 2006
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Quality.
June 22nd, 2006
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What vase? *crash* Oops. That vase. What vase? *crash* Oops. That vase. What vase? *crash* Oops. That vase.
June 27th, 2006
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Hahahahaha! Great, now I've got the hiccups. :[
June 28th, 2006
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haha spoons!
June 28th, 2006
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The sound distortion is a little distracting, but 5'd anyway.
June 28th, 2006
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lol
June 29th, 2006
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very well done
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June 30th, 2006
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There is no NEO.
July 2nd, 2006
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my chest hurts..XD
July 2nd, 2006
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a spoon?
July 3rd, 2006
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LOLLOLOL I was crying!!! is there a way to key 5 voting this!?!?
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hahahahahha
July 4th, 2006
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Yes.
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No spoon? No spoon? No spoon?
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Neo's clumsier than Zombie Jesus shuffling out of his tomb.
July 7th, 2006
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lol, good stuff.
July 8th, 2006
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Very clever lol.
July 10th, 2006
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You made that? haha you made me lol.
July 13th, 2006
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Neo = Worse Demigod ever
July 14th, 2006
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As always..you work is genius.
July 14th, 2006
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WIN.
July 15th, 2006
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What vase?
July 16th, 2006
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τ
July 16th, 2006
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omg this is freaking hilarious
July 18th, 2006
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LMFAO
July 19th, 2006
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that vase part is hilarious
July 20th, 2006
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If he really was the savior of mankind, then we would be so f*cked.
July 21st, 2006
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No, no n-there is a spoon?
July 21st, 2006
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The spoon is in the vase, got it!
July 24th, 2006
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The vase part was HILARIOUS.
July 25th, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
July 25th, 2006
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OMFG That vase part was it for me, hahaha pissed off a lot of people at work laughing my *ss off at this, f*cking great YTMND!
July 31st, 2006
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Pure 100% awesome
July 31st, 2006
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LOL
July 31st, 2006
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Awesome edit!
July 31st, 2006
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There is spoon? 5
August 1st, 2006
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What truth, there is a spoon? lololol
August 2nd, 2006
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5ed for the title
August 5th, 2006
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Damn you edit like the master
August 7th, 2006
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nice work
August 8th, 2006
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Couldn't stop laughing = 5 = 1? no, 5 = 1?
August 11th, 2006
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Neo - No acting required. By the way, have a five.
August 12th, 2006
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god damn,I hate Matrix with a passion but this rox0rs on all tubes!
August 12th, 2006
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"I promise, by the time you're done eating it, you'll die."
August 12th, 2006
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LMFAO. This is awesome. I tried to make one like this, but it failed. Wasn't matrix though.
August 13th, 2006
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i laughed for hours
August 15th, 2006
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ROFLMAO!
August 18th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
August 18th, 2006
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"There is no spoon?" "no, no, no..." That made me smile. XD
August 18th, 2006
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Win.
August 28th, 2006
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lmfao
August 29th, 2006
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the vase was genious
August 30th, 2006
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good
August 30th, 2006
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I lol'd, I 5'd
September 9th, 2006
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I love it
September 10th, 2006
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rofl
September 11th, 2006
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HAHAHAaaAAA
September 13th, 2006
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L0L AMAZING JOB WITH THE SOUND REPLACEMENT..fav part was when the oracle was like and dont worry about the vase. what vase? *crash* what vase?
September 14th, 2006
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excellent work sir
September 17th, 2006
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Ha!!!! "There is no spoon"
September 20th, 2006
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How is that messianic?
September 21st, 2006
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The sound wasn't that clean cut...but anyway... 5
September 23rd, 2006
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what vase?
September 24th, 2006
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What vase?
September 24th, 2006
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I haven't laughed that hard at audio alone in ages!! 5 and faved.
September 25th, 2006
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You got a legit LOL on that one. Congrats. Still think the spoon argument could have gone on a tad longer :)
September 26th, 2006
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ROR
September 26th, 2006
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You hurt my feelings v.v
September 26th, 2006
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ROFL 5/5
September 26th, 2006
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lol, neo is retarded i am a huge matrix trilogy fan btw
September 26th, 2006
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*crash* *crash* *crash* *crash* this vase?
September 26th, 2006
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There is spoon? No, there is 5.
September 27th, 2006
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Brilliant!
September 27th, 2006
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I lawled
September 28th, 2006
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You win on a new level
September 28th, 2006
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What vase? *smash* What vase? WIN!
September 29th, 2006
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lol 5 ftw that great
September 29th, 2006
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Here take a cookie by the time you're done with it I promise you'll die.
September 29th, 2006
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rofl!
September 29th, 2006
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I laughed a lot.
September 29th, 2006
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hilarous
September 30th, 2006
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Possibly my favourite ever. Very well done.
October 1st, 2006
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by the time you finish this cookie, you'll die
October 1st, 2006
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"You're not too bright." "Yeah"
October 1st, 2006
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That was dope, especially the 'spoon' bit and the Oracle's moan in reacion to Neo's chivalry toward vases.
October 2nd, 2006
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wow. excellent. never has a site with a static image been so hilarious.
October 6th, 2006
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better picture...but if u dont, its still a 5
October 7th, 2006
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The oracle's spoon?
October 21st, 2006
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LOL
November 1st, 2006
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holy sh*t thats funny
November 6th, 2006
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:D
November 27th, 2006
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the ending is not that good but i love the vase part.
March 8th, 2007
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legendary.
April 19th, 2007
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Oh, god.. I'm wiping away tears... That's win and a half right there.
May 3rd, 2007
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lol
May 13th, 2007
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THE AWESOME IS EXPLODING OUT OF THE FANTASTIC!
June 25th, 2007
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Well is there a spoon or not?! We must know Neo, ask it 400 more times!