Jurassic Pork
Created on: June 9th, 2010
Jurassic Pork
Jurassic Pork

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June 9th, 2010
(15)
It's kind of a ride
June 14th, 2010
(0)
Must go faster.
June 9th, 2010
(16)
"We've made living biological attractions so astounding that they'll capture the imagination of the entire planet. "
June 10th, 2010
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"There is no doubt that our attractions will drive kids out of their minds."
June 12th, 2010
(0)
"Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you've got butterfingers?"
June 9th, 2010
(0)
i know where you live now, im gono cut you
June 9th, 2010
(5)
"...and there's no doubt, our attractions will drive kids out of their minds."
June 9th, 2010
(0)
The only one on his side is the bloodsucking lawyer.
(0)
should have shown the top of his pubes
June 9th, 2010
(0)
you have a very unhealthy obsession my friend
(8)
You're implying that a group composed entirely of fat fucks will... breed?
June 10th, 2010
(1)
Cleva Gurl
June 9th, 2010
(0)
I can't stop LoL'ing at this!! 5!!!
June 9th, 2010
(0)
This is wrong.
June 9th, 2010
(0)
with fire
June 9th, 2010
(2)
i don't get this.
(2)
the joke here is that someone got a hotel room and this jerk set up their own entertainment system in the corner. what a piece of shit. and the real kicker is that this jerk should be spending time in the pool. can you believe the jerk's never been in a pool?
(0)
not sure what's worse, this or Art of Seduction.
June 9th, 2010
(0)
...and the only one I've got on my side is the cum-sucking harlot.
June 9th, 2010
(0)
where is that petrified skeeter zap orb
June 9th, 2010
(4)
nice tv. i see you spared no expense.
(1)
Doctor Grant...my dear Dr. Stattler...Welcome to...Jurassic Park!
June 10th, 2010
(4)
Jiggly-ass-ic park
June 10th, 2010
(0)
Maybe she has his Butterfingers.
June 10th, 2010
(0)
this is awesome
June 10th, 2010
(15)
"Hold on to your butts."
June 10th, 2010
(1)
Samuel L.'s best line from the movie...I wish I thought to comment it...
June 10th, 2010
(2)
Fat Finds a Way.
June 10th, 2010
(0)
I loled at the domain.
June 10th, 2010
(1)
Seems like a pun in search of a joke to me.
June 11th, 2010
(0)
You got me. I had planned to replace the woman with a raptor. Stick a dvd cover at the front and change the cover to look like a porno called 'Jurassic Pork'. Two framed background. Switch on movie. Switch off movie. Synch it with static on foreground animation. Raptors reaction taken from scene before its eaten by t-rex. Use audio 'Hold on to your butts' as intro with samuel L jackson. I actually bought the movie for all this.

Then however, I realised if I spent hours doing that. It would get the same vote if I spent an hour doing a half assed version. sigh..
June 11th, 2010
(0)
Do it, asshole!
June 12th, 2010
(0)
Cant now. The downvoters would all post 'report'. 1 star.
June 15th, 2010
(0)
Pretty accurate prediction.
June 11th, 2010
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Holy f'king sh't its a lardasaur, Jesus Christ, What the fuuuuuuuu'k?
June 11th, 2010
(0)
urltypotmnd
June 12th, 2010
(0)
"I'll show you"
June 13th, 2010
(1)
"And I'm not talking just about rides, you know. Everybody has rides."
June 13th, 2010
(0)
I love the look on that woman's face, like she's about to dive out of the window in her dress and heels rather than be in the same room with naked dino dude.
June 18th, 2010
(0)
"Dotson, Dotson, WE GOT DOTSON HERE!"