My Drunk Ex-Wife
Created on: July 6th, 2010
My Drunk Ex-Wife
It's over folks. Let's face it, it was only a matter of time.

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post cock pic plz
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this is just about the worst place to ask for advice. these no talent, socially retarded, short-sighted recluses will probably just tell you "lol we already knew your wife was a bitch. great man, now you don't have to deal with her or some kid lol."
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but if you really want advice, i'd say write her a letter and don't ever use the words "i promise" and say "i love you" only once.
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i will echo the "never ask for advice on the internet" sentiments, especially on a website where 97% of its users have never even talked to a girl before. but if you want advice anyway, i'd say don't lose custody of your kid. get yourself a good "dad's rights" lawyer, and don't miss out on seeing your kid grow up. that's pretty much all that matters.
July 13th, 2010
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^
July 6th, 2010
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lol well whatever the case i'm glad you're still here lickit, and i appreciate your advice. maybe i'll just go o.j.
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i'm barely here.
July 6th, 2010
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neither am i, but i thought the story needed some closure
July 6th, 2010
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maybe as a final f-u i will use my wife's credit card to sponsor this site
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Quitters never win.
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Go get a cold cut combo. That always makes things better.
February 26th, 2011
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FUCK OFF
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i'd love to give you some great, insightful advice but as a 21-year old loser i'm not capable of imparting any sort of wisdom regarding divorce and the like.
July 7th, 2010
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1.Go back in time.
2.Set your ex-wife (to be) up with someone else.
3.Warn the government about 9/11 by showing them DVD footage that you ripped yourself from the Internets. 4.Invent the Lester and All-Man Variety Hour.
5.Come back to 2010.
6.Prosper.
7. Make a site
July 7th, 2010
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FUUUUUUUUCK!
July 12th, 2010
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:'(

Wow, I was gonna make a joke when I saw the comments first and not the site, but this legitimately mad me sad.

You fucked up big time.

If I were you I would do the letter thing, but don't expect anything of it. I would honestly focus all my energy into fixing my life, before even dealing with the ex-wife and kid. Kick drugs and alcohol (easier said then done, but do it), then work your ass off to make money. I assume you have to pay child support so that's your last link to your child, and if you can make enough money, you could kick in more money to them until you reach a point where you're fully supporting them. That could be your way back into their lives.

The most important thing is being there for your son though, so don't let your relationship with your ex get in the way of that, even if it means never getting back with her.
July 13th, 2010
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ok, new advice: create a car that runs off acetaminophen and then tell people at parties "ironically, this fuckin thing was such a headache to construct. but then again, it was a year-and-a-half orgasm compared to what happened with my marriage lol."

and make damn sure you say "lol."
July 14th, 2010
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as the sleep deprived, insomniac father of 2 week old twins (a boy and a girl), i strongly suggest that you do nothing before your kid can sleep through the night. Let her deal with all the shitty times.

then try to get him back.
July 24th, 2010
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hey guys, sorry so late with the replies, a lot of actually good advice here. i appreciate it all. i love most of you, even the ones who hate me. i know that no matter what happens, there is no force that can keep me from seeing my son eventually. shit, in many cultures, children aren't even involved with their fathers until they are at least 2 or 3 years old. thanks to all you guys, i never thought i would find such sincere and decent advice from such a stinking pile of shit website. respect and love all you guys. i will be taking a vacation from here for awhile. if any of you fags wanna talk, my yahoo messenger is braxton427. holler at me sometime if you're bored. god bless, and by god, i mean ya dun goofed. thanks again faggots. also, cox
July 24th, 2010
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sorry meant braxto427. yahoo messenger me anytime, i am bored and single. if female, u know the drill
July 24th, 2010
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and by the drill, i mean to make me a sandwich
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I love the comments, I didn't even watch the site.
February 17th, 2011
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:(