SPORTS (or What the fuck happened?)
Created on: November 25th, 2010
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so my buddies are going to the next Jets game (a Mon. night too), and i was like, nah, ima spend my 100 bucks on a quarter of the good stuff, last time i went to the Jets in Dec. i almost died of pneumonia, they stopped the game because we were throwing snowballs, and i saw some random dood pull a chevy chase, completely flipping over 360 degrees and sliding face first down a flight of concrete steps. and i don't know where i'm going with this story...
so i'm at this sports bar last night (sports as in SPORTS) and there were not girls except the waitress who i already banged. i was told i got hpv from her but it turns out that was lie to freak me out. anyways, it lead me to educate myself on hpv. you know there's a lot of misinformation circulating out there? so i'm at this sports (SPORTS) bar and i drank 3 small Mooseheads and a large Harpoon IPA. then later on i did a bunch of coke and tried to go to Target at 4 am for African American Friday but really i couldnt find any deals so i did more coke and then tried to sleep.
=d. did you know the more expensive a placebo is, the more effective it is? $5 dollar placebos have been proven to be more effective than $1 placebos. Injected placebos are more effective than if they are in pill-form. And red pill placebos are more effective than blue pills, unless the placebo is for a sleeping aid.
FUCK YOU! and FUCK Boston sports!
david ortiz, kevin garnett, randy moss. what do all of these players have in common? they all left Minnesota sports teams so they could win a championship in Boston. not to mention laurence maroney who played for the gophers in college. and doug mientkiewicz who caught the last out in the 2004 world series.
david ortiz, kevin garnett, randy moss. what do all of these players have in common? they all left Minnesota sports teams so they could win a championship in Boston. not to mention laurence maroney who played for the gophers in college. and doug mientkiewicz who caught the last out in the 2004 world series.
Yeah well Ortiz was a free agent we signed for 1.3 mil. Garnett and Moss were trades - Moss from Oakland and Maroney was drafted and neither he or Moss won a title anyway. And Mientkiewcz stole that ball.
You guys had Kirby. Considering the size of your market that should be enough to hold you for a few decades at least. We haven't won a world's championship in almost 30 months!
You guys had Kirby. Considering the size of your market that should be enough to hold you for a few decades at least. We haven't won a world's championship in almost 30 months!
5 for tele-strater use.
a few things:
1) the fucking D back retreats 2 steps at the snap, conceding the 1st down, then comes forward to jam at 7 yards? What is that play called, "the touchdown"?
2) Think the safety should have been there? I can't tell.
3) Despite the touchdown, this is a classic late & under-thrown ball by Brady. A good throw is a walk-in touchdown.
a few things:
1) the fucking D back retreats 2 steps at the snap, conceding the 1st down, then comes forward to jam at 7 yards? What is that play called, "the touchdown"?
2) Think the safety should have been there? I can't tell.
3) Despite the touchdown, this is a classic late & under-thrown ball by Brady. A good throw is a walk-in touchdown.
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