Gayest YTMND Ever Contest: Entry #1
Created on: January 23rd, 2011
Top this. Goal: Make a very embarrassing site that will cause someone to think "that was gay" or "wow, your life is pathetic" or "lololololol omfg". Bring on the insults! Also, go Bears and Jets.
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Here's my interpretation based on what I get from reading the books:
Gryffindors are the protagonists of the novel while Slytherins are the antagonists. They are basically rivals throughout the entire series. Gryffindors are typically liked by everyone other than some of the main Slytherins. They are fun, adventurous, and very dedicated to the things they do. Slytherins typically want people, who they do not feel meet up to their standards, to get the fuck out, although it may not be true with everyone. Some are very talented. Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws aren't usually in the spotlight as much, but are there nonetheless. Hufflepuff is typically the group that is laughed at, probably just because of the name, but in the 4th book a member of Hufflepuff was chosen as the representative of the school to compete in the tournament because of his awesome skills, which is why I put in certain users who can produce very awesome sites. And Ravenclaws are typically smart, which is why I put in people who I feel have talents that are probably noticed outside of YTMND.
[i]Comment nominated for gayest comment ever.[/i]
Gryffindors are the protagonists of the novel while Slytherins are the antagonists. They are basically rivals throughout the entire series. Gryffindors are typically liked by everyone other than some of the main Slytherins. They are fun, adventurous, and very dedicated to the things they do. Slytherins typically want people, who they do not feel meet up to their standards, to get the fuck out, although it may not be true with everyone. Some are very talented. Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws aren't usually in the spotlight as much, but are there nonetheless. Hufflepuff is typically the group that is laughed at, probably just because of the name, but in the 4th book a member of Hufflepuff was chosen as the representative of the school to compete in the tournament because of his awesome skills, which is why I put in certain users who can produce very awesome sites. And Ravenclaws are typically smart, which is why I put in people who I feel have talents that are probably noticed outside of YTMND.
[i]Comment nominated for gayest comment ever.[/i]
Am I really reading this correctly?! Are a bunch of grown up men really sitting around and analyzing the shitty fucking website where they waste their lonely lives through the lens of some half-assed, derivative childrens' books? Jesus fucking christ in a bucket of cum that's so incredible gay-tarded and sad that it would make Mother Teresa want to kill puppies and bunnies and shove the puppies into the bunnies' asses and kick them like footballs. I just...I give up. You guys win. You are honestly and seriously the biggest fucking bunch of losers I've ever encountered in my entire life. And that includes time I've spent in Florida.
My book report by prairiedogeric10, age 9
Harry Potter is about a group of obnoxious vandals who gang up on and abuse a single, talented wizard who, though often expresses controversial opinions, has sacrificed much to champion his belief that fair and honest grading of every student's work will not only help them individually in the long run but also improve the overall quality of the school. And sometimes they kiss girls. Duh.
Harry Potter is about a group of obnoxious vandals who gang up on and abuse a single, talented wizard who, though often expresses controversial opinions, has sacrificed much to champion his belief that fair and honest grading of every student's work will not only help them individually in the long run but also improve the overall quality of the school. And sometimes they kiss girls. Duh.
I...I'm just...really? A grown man, an adult, a person who will...if he is lucky...more than likely be entering the workforce for real and for the rest of his life in the next year...made...and posted this...for all the internet to see...and...uhhh...oh dear god Eric, yours will be a long, lonely, and painful, painful life. That's all there is to say.
I'd pay $5000 to watch you get your ass kicked in the middle of your campus. Even more fun than kicking your ass myself, I want to throw the money at the bunch of people who have to put up with you in real life at your school, as they get the chance to punch you in the jaw and kick you in the balls over and over, right to the brink of your death, while others read to you a transcription of all the retarded, pathetic things you've written and said and made into sites on the internet. I have no doubt that just as you reach what feels like your last, dying breath, you'd finally admit to all that you've wasted your entire life, that there is no going back now, and that you wish they'd just get it over with right there. Just one last punch to end it all. That's when I'd stop the fight and everyone would pick up their money and piss on you and walk away to leave you to wallow in the experience.
this is surprisingly retarded even for you :(
is there anything in the Harry Potter books about a character who starts as a harmless lovable retard then gets his ego stroked to the point where he transforms into a retard-juggernaut that ruins the thing he loves most by collapsing it under the weight of his own retardation?
is there anything in the Harry Potter books about a character who starts as a harmless lovable retard then gets his ego stroked to the point where he transforms into a retard-juggernaut that ruins the thing he loves most by collapsing it under the weight of his own retardation?
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