KHAAAAAAAAAAN AUTO REPAIR
Created on: September 21st, 2011
KHAAAAAAAAAAN AUTO REPAIR
KHAAAAAAAAAAN Sync is off in firefox, I don't know why but the first few seconds of gif are cut off. Tested and it works in Google Chrome, Opera, and (ugh) Internet Explorer. Rather than donate money to fix the problem I arbitrarily blame max.

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September 21st, 2011
(0)
do nedm auto repair
September 21st, 2011
(0)
dammit the sync is way off. ill fix it later i need to get back to work :(
September 21st, 2011
(4)
Ceti Alpha 5'd
September 21st, 2011
(1)
The idea is good, but the execution is off.
September 21st, 2011
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read 2 comments up. also, check back in a day or 2 ill fix it
September 21st, 2011
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never mind, just tested and its working fine in any browser except firefox
September 21st, 2011
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September 21st, 2011
(2)
INT. NURSING HOME COMMON ROOM - NIGHT

A dirty, dilapidated nursing home common room. Barely conscious old retards have been arranged in a circle of metal folding chairs around BIGX and his GRANDMOTHER who also sit in identical chairs. These two assholes are each holding a yellow/brown triple scoop ice cream cone.

In a fast-paced montage style sequence of images set to "Fly Like a G6" by Far East Movement, BIGX and his GRANDMOTHER each race to finish their ice cream cones.

GRANDMOTHER finishes first, effortlessly tossing a bite-sized piece of cone into her mouth, beaming with pride, while BIGX is still frantically licking a melting mound of ice cream sitting on top of his fully intact cone.

BIGX drops his ice cream on floor as he realizes GRANDMOTHER has finished eating.

One of the old retarded spectators yelps, another farts. A bald obese woman pulls out one of her own long, yellow tits and begins violently pulling at it. An old man falls off a chair, clearly dead.

BIGX slides off his chair, slinks down on all fours and begins crawling towards GRANDMOTHER.

BIGX
(Seductively)
Grammy! I have an ice-cream-ball-ache!

GRANDMOTHER
(alzheimersly)
I put all of it in my mouth!

BIGX
(seductively, predatory)
I know! It looks like I lost the bet! Do know what THAT means?!

GRANDMOTHER
Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Pee Pee

BIGX
Yes! And now I have dig through your big hairy bush if I'm going to find your clit so I can blow it.

BIGX lifts (his) GRANDMOTHER's nightgown to reveal three massive clumps of matted hair. Two of these clumps are gray/white. One is bright orange, a vestige left over from this smoking hot old redhead's hairy pussy youth.

BIGX
(surprised, fucky)
Grammy! I can't wait to find out what your cunt tastes like...

GRANDMOTHER
911!
September 21st, 2011
(2)
[i]FAV'd[/i]
[i]BUT ONLY FOR MY BRILLIANT SCREENPLAY POST!!!!![/i]
September 21st, 2011
(2)
and now to view the site...
September 21st, 2011
(4)
your screenplay made my night. my jaw hurts from laughing like an asshole too hard. (surprised, fucky)
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September 21st, 2011
(1)
Holy shit that was awesome. Someone make a Dramatic Reading ytmnd of this!
September 22nd, 2011
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777777777
September 22nd, 2011
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KHAN
September 22nd, 2011
(0)
haha