F*ck Johnny Depp. Gene Wilder owns.
Created on: July 17th, 2005
F*ck Johnny Depp.  Gene Wilder owns.
Screw the new movie. You can't beat this classic scene.

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July 17th, 2005
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You get five if you include Wilder's unearthly howl at the end of that.
July 17th, 2005
(2)
Johnny Depp looks like a f*cking pedophile. Gene Wilder just looks insane. I'm giving you a 5 just because this remake looks absolutely f*cking retarded.
July 17th, 2005
(0)
I agree The old Wonka is better :D
July 17th, 2005
(0)
Johnny Depp is the worst actor ever
July 17th, 2005
(0)
I agree with Adverb.
July 17th, 2005
(0)
f*ck Johnny Depp? Well, if you insist..
July 17th, 2005
(0)
The original was the best, nobody can do better than Gene Wilder.
July 17th, 2005
(0)
5'd for truth.
July 17th, 2005
(1)
You win! Good day sir!
July 17th, 2005
(0)
So true my friend
July 17th, 2005
(0)
LOL. Even if there wasn't a remake with Johnny Depp, I'd still give this site a 5 for good content.
July 17th, 2005
(0)
Best scene in the movie!! 5/5!
July 17th, 2005
(0)
Agreed.
July 17th, 2005
(0)
No psychadelic tunnel + No bubbles + No "You LOSE! Good DAY sir!" = crap Willy Wonka movie
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5
July 17th, 2005
(0)
heh. the new one owns, stfu.
July 17th, 2005
(0)
YES THANK YOU. I HATE JOHNNY DEPP HE f*ckED UP A CLASSIC.
July 17th, 2005
(0)
Classic Movie... better actor... 5/5
July 17th, 2005
(0)
Agreed Wilder > Depp
July 17th, 2005
(0)
One of the best scenes from that movie, or any movie. It's so deliciously twisted.
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new ones better, but i do like this scene
July 17th, 2005
(0)
Muahah Gene Wilder was freakin insane.
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We would of been better off getting Micheal Jackson to do the new one. He could make the oompa loompas kids that he keeps quiet by keeping them in the factory.
July 18th, 2005
(0)
Indeed. ::smokes on a pipe::
July 18th, 2005
(0)
Been so long since I saw the movie but I still remember that. No better way to say that Gene Wilder > Johnny Depp.
July 18th, 2005
(0)
ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
July 18th, 2005
(0)
Haven't seen the new Wonka yet, but Gene rocked that scene's socks off.
July 19th, 2005
(0)
best part of the movie
July 19th, 2005
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o__o I loved Depp. So, no stars for you.
July 19th, 2005
(0)
I hate everyone who runs around with praise for Johnny Depp just constantly streaming out of every orifice. 5 for you, good sir!
July 20th, 2005
(0)
Wilder > Depp. "It's true to his original dark vision" Yeah right. It sucks, you're an attention whore and your movie sucks.
July 20th, 2005
(0)
SPOILER: JOHNNY DEPP IS A HOMOSEXUAL
July 20th, 2005
(0)
5/5 for truth
July 20th, 2005
(0)
Indeed
July 21st, 2005
(0)
Rowing!
July 21st, 2005
(0)
Old willy wonka pwns. Gene Wilder is better.
July 21st, 2005
(0)
Wow, you suxx0r...a little. I like them both. Depp is at least on par with Wilder for his own brand of wackiness, and no, he is NOT Michael Jackson! You still get high marks because this scene is great though. 5/5
July 22nd, 2005
(0)
GENE WILDER!!!!!!!!!!!!1
July 23rd, 2005
(0)
if you could have animated this it would have won
July 23rd, 2005
(0)
XD Spooky.
July 23rd, 2005
(0)
Depp, you LOSE! You get NOTHING! Good DAY Sir!
July 23rd, 2005
(0)
5, this is f*cking creepy.
July 24th, 2005
(0)
Gene was better, but Depp's is still entertaining. Still, 5
July 24th, 2005
(0)
Jekku- You're either a gay man or a gullible woman. Johnny Depp fails and I'm sick of seeing him in nearly every movie.
July 24th, 2005
(0)
Agreed.
July 24th, 2005
(0)
f*ck Johnny Depp.
July 25th, 2005
(0)
o_O I loved the original, but I loved the remake, too. I didn't notice anything wrong with it, except that the kids lived.
July 25th, 2005
(0)
That scene was awesome. I like the part where that chicken gets its head chopped off. However, I give this a 4-star rating because I like Johnny Depp.
July 27th, 2005
(0)
OMFG GIANT CATERPILLAR ON WALL
July 27th, 2005
(0)
if anyone can do as good as gene wilder it's jhonny depp. and the new one is much more acurate (IN CASE YOU READ THE f*ckING BOOK!)
July 30th, 2005
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I liked the new one more, but this is still damn good.
July 30th, 2005
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Own
July 30th, 2005
(0)
5 for truth
August 3rd, 2005
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5'd because this scene scared the crap outta me when I was a wee lad. Johnny Depp scares me now.
August 4th, 2005
(0)
Greatest f*cking moment in movie history. f*ck Depp, indeed.
August 5th, 2005
(0)
Pwnage. Gene Wilder > Johnny Depp.
August 8th, 2005
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new movie isnt a remake of old movie. its another take on the same book. nobody gives a feck which one is better, 3'd.
August 9th, 2005
(0)
That was an alright scene, but I still love the new movie much more.
August 14th, 2005
(0)
Mr. Salt: Rowing! One of the best lines in movie history and one of the best movies!
August 23rd, 2005
(0)
OHf*ckYES.
August 24th, 2005
(0)
I must agree, f*ck Johnny Depp as Wonka. Gene Wilder was so much better.
August 24th, 2005
(0)
yes
September 1st, 2005
(0)
Gene Wilder Wonka > Johnny Depp Wonka No contest.
September 10th, 2005
(0)
That scene was awsome. What happened to the director? He didn't nothing but a couple a bunch of small TV projects after this movie.
November 6th, 2005
(0)
new one sucks big dick
May 2nd, 2006
(0)
5 for truth!
May 5th, 2006
(0)
Best scene of the movie, would like to see the Uumpas rowing like the fires of hell were burning their butts though.
July 1st, 2006
(0)
You sir, are right. Gene Wilder FTW!
July 8th, 2006
(0)
Gene Wilder Rocks!
July 8th, 2006
(0)
And Deep sucks ass
July 8th, 2006
(0)
*Depp whatever he sucks and Gene Rocks! 5 More stars sir!
February 17th, 2007
(0)
5d because this scene is out there
February 17th, 2007
(0)
5'd/ He wasm't supposed to sing it. It as originally a poem but he sang it and it actually freaked out the kids
February 22nd, 2007
(0)
CLASSIC
February 22nd, 2007
(0)
johnny depp was a horrible choice for that movie... he looks better when he doesn't look like a michael jackson clone >_>