America's New Hit Game Show...
Created on: November 30th, 2011
America's New Hit Game Show...

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November 30th, 2011
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How to play Win, Lose or DRONE!:

First, find an alleged terrorist or other enemy of the U.S. state who is accused of war crimes.
Then, unleash him/her into a 2000 foot maze and have a U.S. military pilot fly a drone after him.
If he/she successfully dodges the drone after 10 minutes, he/she wins the game and is let go.
Otherwise, the drone shoots him/her dead.
Player success rate: 1%.
Good luck, contestants! You'll need it!

Brought to you by the United States of America's continued [b]war for oil[/b], er, I mean [b]war on terror[/b], in the Middle East, and by the Curry/Dvorak Consulting Agency.