max & ytmnd
Created on: April 28th, 2012
max & ytmnd
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April 28th, 2012
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:*(
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2nd
April 28th, 2012
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5 for relevance
April 28th, 2012
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5 for elephants
April 30th, 2012
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6 for evidence
April 28th, 2012
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Max should make a Santabot
April 28th, 2012
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I LOVE YTMND, I COME HERE EVERYDAY!
April 28th, 2012
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( ._.)
April 28th, 2012
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(._.)
April 28th, 2012
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max do you believe in the dream? :D
April 30th, 2012
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it was mine before it was anyone else's.
April 29th, 2012
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Am I a max? Or am I a muppet?
April 30th, 2012
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LOL!!!! Someone do a ytmnd site for that. max or muppet
May 2nd, 2012
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Max, if you really believe in the dream you would give this site some sort of moderation. Umfuld's said it a million times and he's right. There are too many cancerous parasites on this site and its gone from thriving, to being comatose and on life support.Users like farkle, santabotai, pilleater, joshcube, johnnylurg and their combined 10.000 alt accounts are what destroyed this place. No one wants to put any effort into creating any content when there are about 10 circle jerking faggots downvoting anything of value and upvoting moonman, santabot, mr.krabs, and party mouse sites. No one wants to view anything because anything of vaule is quickly banished into oblivion and everything on up and coming is vote hacked trash.

I understand why you've hesitated so long on moderation but if you really want to resurrect this site then it is the only way. Complete freedom of expression is one of the things that made this place great a long time ago but in the end it appears to be the same thing that's killed it. You have to get some mods and there are still a few quality users here who I'm sure would do it. You could assign mod tiers and promote people when they moderate responsibly and revoke their mod status if they start banning user accounts based personal grudges. You could make it so accounts can't be permanently deleted unless the mods vote on it. Hell you could even be lazy and just have a group of users of your choice get together in chat at a designated time and vote out cancerous user accounts and send the results of the vote to you if you are too lazy to fuck around with the code for a mod system.

So do you really care at all about this place max? It made you a pseudo celebrity once. Now it's good for buying you a bottle of grey goose every other week. So will you do something to fix it? Or will you give us another news update in 9 months briefly informing us of a con you will be attending.

Also, I'm back bitches.
May 2nd, 2012
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Anig you don't know what you're talking about. Alts aren't currently a problem. If you don't like moon man sites don't fucking click on them. They usually have Moon Man in the fucking title. Don't watch them if you don't like them.

The very rare instance when a moon man site stays on the front page for more than an hour it's simply because there's no one here to vote on it. There's like 2 people who at least try to vote fair these days and I'm not one of them. It's pointless. You're right about up and coming being forced circle jerk trash but it's not lurg or fakle. Take a second look, you jackass.

This is Fourest's YTMND. This was his vision for the site. Either you understand why so many of us hated him so passionately 6 years ago you're else you probably just gave a perfect score to a really bad YTMND.
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May 3rd, 2012
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nigger
April 28th, 2012
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[i]i still believe in the dream.[/i]
April 28th, 2012
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I was going to say that you should have turned the moon into Moon Man at the end, but right away I remembered that it would be a horrible idea. The idea that Moon Man is all that's left of YTMND (and Max doing nothing about it) would be funny in itself, but too many people are sick of Moon Man. Therefore this site would not have gotten this good of a rating.
April 28th, 2012
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It comes as no surprise to those of us who are familiar with your YTMNDs that you feel it would have been a mistake if he'd added an actual joke to this
April 29th, 2012
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I can't believe YOU'RE the one saying this...
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April 29th, 2012
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The idea that moonman was ever funny is one of many long standing myths of ytmnd. What happened was that moonman bombarded your senses over and over until you were forced to acknowledge it. That's it. Your brain confused that feeling of familiarity with fondness. The distinction is not made because ytmnd has developed within you a simulacrum for humor to cope with the absence of the real thing. It doesn't matter that the blanket is nothing more than a sheet of newspaper as long the idea (comfort) remains intact, right?

Moon man being the only recurring theme left on ytmnd is way past the point of being funny also, because hanging a lampshade on it would only prove at the very least that you realized the truth way too late. There is no irony left, and no amount of self-awareness can excuse it: we have reached the logical endpoint.
April 29th, 2012
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The reason Moon Man sucked was because it was the same Murdarmachene gif reused 1,000 times with low-effort TTS audio telling the same joke. No one is making those sites anymore. In past 6 months? Maybe one or two but that's it.

When santabot makes his santabot / moonman sites they are no different and no more stupid than the gay pizza fad (truth be told santabot is far less gay).

You just vote the user. Wisdum - has coconut posted a site in the past 3 years that you have voted less than 5 on? If he was into moon man you'd be 5ing his moon man sites.

Be 20-something year old morons. Vote 100% based on user and not content. Stop pretending that's not the case. Few are as stupid as you. No one is fooled.
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April 28th, 2012
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Some Asian fella said I have tarent.
April 28th, 2012
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what started out all muppets is now more like the feebles
April 28th, 2012
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glad to see everyone coming out to vote 5.
April 28th, 2012
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Umfuld is Gonzo.
April 29th, 2012
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He's a little like a turkey.
April 30th, 2012
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Is that a veiled reference to his history with chickens?
April 28th, 2012
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lol
April 29th, 2012
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I was getting ready for the hooker boots then the gif reset. So the joke is that there's no joke, how meta!
April 29th, 2012
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; ~ ;
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Leona was born in an unnamed village, residing with her family. When she was a child, Goenitz arrived at her home and demanded to talk with Guidel, the leader of the village. He requested that Guidel join him in their duties to serve Orochi, as everyone in the village were Orochi bloodline members. However, Guidel refused as he and his family liked peace and not the violent tendencies created by the Orochi blood. Enraged, Goenitz leaves, but not before smiling towards Leona. The same night, Leona underwent the Riot of Blood and slaughtered everyone in the village. Goenitz, pleased by the results, puts her blood lust to rest for another time "when he needs her again". Dazed and shocked, she loses her memories and wanders aimlessly until she is found and later adopted by Heidern. Surprised by her natural fighting ability, he decides to raise her as a warrior under his command.

In 1996, Leona is in her late teens and a capable mercenary. She receives her first official mission: she must take Heidern's place in the Ikari Team for the year's King of Fighters tournament. Her partners were Heidern's favorite mercenaries: Ralf and Clark. Their mission was to investigate Geese Howard, the Southtown kingpin of crime, who had entered the tournament in search of an unknown goal. Knowing that anything Geese may be after could only mean trouble, the new Ikari Team began their mission. During the events of the '96 finals, Goenitz confronts her and reminds her of her Orochi lineage, causing her to worry about the future.
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Her troubled state carried over to the battlefield, which eventually lead to her and her partners' suspension from military service. Wanting to cheer her up, Ralf enlists them again in the the next year's tournament. She eventually remembers her past fully during the events of King of Fighters '97. Towards the tournament finals, Leona, along with Iori, suddenly went into the Riot of the Blood, induced by Orochi. By the tournament's end, she is successfully subdued and Orochi is sealed away again. Even so, Leona regrets her actions and attempts to end her life. Ralf stops her, and encourages her to continue living.

Leona stays as a member of Ikari team for each and every King of Fighters tournaments during the NESTS saga. It was assumed she partook in her normal duties with Heidern during this time frame.

In 2003, at the end of the tournament, Orochi's presence was getting stronger, as the seal was broken again. She entered the Riot of the Blood again and attacked Ralf and Clark, badly injuring them. She was pulled out of the team by Heidern in The King of Fighters XI due to the emotional trauma she suffered after the incident. Overcoming the shock, she is designated to join the KOF XIII tournament with her old teammates, determined to live with whatever flaws the Orochi blood invokes. After the tournament's climax, she loses consciousness and sleeps for several days. Her teammates were worried for her and stay beside her until she awakens. Comforted by their concerns, she laughs for the first time in the series.

...and that is what happen to ytmnd today.
April 29th, 2012
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... but do big gator 5 and Dragon Gate finally hook up and find happiness???
April 29th, 2012
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yes dude, that was like over a year ago. aren't you checking his blog daily? they were in a hottub together, so...
anyways, lately he's been wanting to get a job but feels he's too fat.
April 30th, 2012
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...Cause some Asian fellow said I had talent...
April 30th, 2012
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Did it take a while to decide not to edit it at all? There must have been points where you wanted to shove in random soundgrabs and actually just put Max's face onto Kermit.
May 3rd, 2012
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the grass is always greener on the other side dawg
July 4th, 2012
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thinkin and stuff
January 5th, 2013
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Sad. But I think there can be a comeback, maybe I am just the eternal optimist.