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Umfuld

June 27th, 2012

1:24:08 PM CDT

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Nothing I can say can make it any clearer just how gay you and your friend are than this site.

Well done.

Umfuld

June 27th, 2012

1:26:00 PM CDT

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Also next time could you see about maybe having more MBs and less worthwhile content? Because that would be impressive, if you could achieve that.

Allegory

June 27th, 2012

1:29:01 PM CDT

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Is this still qualifying as your "disability" to the fed or did you have to come up with another excuse to pay for yourself sitting at home all day and being an autist on dead websites?

Umfuld

June 27th, 2012

1:32:52 PM CDT

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Sorry anonymous stranger on the internet whose site's content I'm commenting on, I have no idea what you're babbling about but I'm pretty sure 'autist' isn't a real word.

Again, next time - larger files, less worthwhile content. Shoot for the stars!

Allegory

June 27th, 2012

1:34:01 PM CDT

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"Troll harder, faggot".

Umfuld

June 27th, 2012

1:39:00 PM CDT

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"Vote on your own sites but still fail to get them any exposure on a dead website more, faggot."

Also, logging into multiple accounts to downvote my comments doesn't actually count as a victory. It counts as something completely different. Just so you know.

Allegory

June 27th, 2012

1:42:15 PM CDT

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I don't care in the slightest about a "victory" in TROLL WARZ 2012. Your comment chain now does not appear by default.

Also, you're pretty bad at quoting...and commenting...and just about anything else in the absolute shit existence you've lived out in the past 6 years and probably your entire insignificant life prior to signing up on this website.

"Troll harder, faggot".

Umfuld

June 27th, 2012

1:45:33 PM CDT

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Again, that's super that you think you know me. I'm simply offering my opinion on your site. You clearly are emotionally unable to handle honesty.

And logging into a half a dozen accounts and claiming you "don't care" in the same minute is the only funny thing you've ever done here.

Allegory

June 27th, 2012

1:46:51 PM CDT

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"Troll harder, faggot".

Umfuld

June 27th, 2012

1:48:29 PM CDT

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http://i.imgur.com/fj7v8.jpg

[spoil]Successful troll is successful [/spoil]

Allegory

June 27th, 2012

1:49:00 PM CDT

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"Troll harder, faggot".

lickitwellhiem

June 27th, 2012

8:22:21 PM CDT

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http://pics.dick.net/user/user339610.jpg

LegoLewdite

June 29th, 2012

7:19:45 PM CDT

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I don't understand what all the ruckus is about.

Must be that ol' truism about the hostility going up the lower the stakes...

Umfuld

June 29th, 2012

8:03:13 PM CDT

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Hahaha

Well if you're really axin'...

Mark Vonnegut, the author of The Eden Express, wrote a letter to the Boston Globe one time about his father in which he said;

[i]"What Kurt can do better than most people is reframe things and turn them around in a way that creates a new perspective. Even if you disagree with that perspective, the plausibility and novelty of his vision are enough to make you think. We need to think a little more, not less."[/i]

Just judging how people react to things I say I do believe that applies to me as well.

In a case like we have here: People like Lacrossestar83 complain to Max that moon man and people like Santabot or letsago are the reason YTMND is dead.
What those users do is spam a lot of inside joke troll sites. Like letsago will repost the same image over and over. Santabot will spam sites like [i]"Moon man and Farkle (Girlform) replace Milkhuman for Soymilk bekkkause it taste fucking better! XD!"[/i]

Now the perspective I offer is that what Lacrossestar83 does isn't really any different. He posts the same image and the same MP3 over and over 100s of times - and the same people upvote it year after year. And here rorheh is making a Santabotesque "Oh isn't Lax funny the way he spams troll sites" site.

So I ask in all seriousness why do these guys complain to Max about users who basically do exactly what they do?

Being males between the ages of 18-29 they don't react well to this new perspective and then you get what we have here. An opportunity for me to insult 20-somethings on the internet.

lickitwellhiem

June 30th, 2012

8:31:40 PM CDT

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[i]-1[/i] Comment Vote on the above [i]Umfuld[/i] Comment, beginning with
[i]"Hahaha"[/i]
and ending with
[i]"An opportunity for me to insult 20-somethings on the internet."[/i]

[u][b]Explaination For My Actions[/u][/b]
the [i]length[/i] of the Comment that man or woman wrote,
([i]is Umfuld a man or a woman?[/i]
is too long and for that he could be called Gay by some people and this would be an appropriate case of [i]Homosexual[/i] as a case of appropriate [i][u]insulting.[/i][/u]

Please do not respond to this comment in emails, please respond to this comment on this Comment Page and not any other subdomains fo Ytman.

Thanks,

-Greg

mcearlgrey

June 27th, 2012

5:12:08 PM CDT

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i downvoted this comment

milkhuman

June 27th, 2012

1:42:25 PM CDT

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this trasmission was recieved by the Jehovah-1 ........ currently around mars, and the sex is wonderful

Allegory

June 27th, 2012

1:43:13 PM CDT

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Been hearing a lot lately about those martian bitches and they big asses.

lacrossestar83

June 27th, 2012

2:20:02 PM CDT

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Worst site |-------------------X--| Best site

lickitwellhiem

June 27th, 2012

8:57:05 PM CDT

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Gay Troll |-------------------X--| Normal Twink

Harbltron

June 28th, 2012

1:34:58 AM CDT

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we should meet up and fuck

lacrossestar83

June 28th, 2012

2:27:13 AM CDT

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i'm not gay!

Allegory

June 27th, 2012

2:25:17 PM CDT

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BTW, Symbolism: Donnie is me, Lacrossestar83 is Lacrossestar83 and Mrs. Farmer is Umfuld.

Joke-o-meter at 99.1337%!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Ben-Simon

June 27th, 2012

2:57:00 PM CDT

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LOL Is this one of those sites you make that is shitty on purpose, where you [b]belabor the point that you purposefully made a shitty site[/b] but no one gets you because you are so mysterious? Or is this one of your many [b]shitty by accident sites[/b], where only later do you realize that your attempts at creative production and philosophical introspection are just [i]pedestrian, sophomoric bullshit[/i], the "artfagtmnd" equivalent of a [b]lumpy fart[/b]?

Allegory

June 27th, 2012

3:31:08 PM CDT

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nice altz

Allegory

June 27th, 2012

3:41:43 PM CDT

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hey I gotz my altz out too i hope we can play sometiemz gamboy

Umfuld

June 27th, 2012

3:59:28 PM CDT

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Yeah if I had to guess I'd say Ben-Simon and beatingadeadhorseoff are both lickwellhiem. But it doesn't matter I reported you to for cheating. If you get deleted just know that probably no one will care or even notice.

http://bit.ly/L2B5I2

Ben-Simon

June 28th, 2012

10:03:26 AM CDT

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LOL! No, I do not. My mom told me never to play with [b]OCD ASPY FAGGOTS[/b]!!!

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beatingadeadhorseoff

June 27th, 2012

3:21:18 PM CDT

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ear rape means automatic 1

suck my rod and i'll laugh heheheheh

rodheh

June 27th, 2012

3:32:50 PM CDT

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GENIUS ARTISTIC MASTERPIECE

jtforums

June 27th, 2012

3:33:27 PM CDT

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BRILLIANT INTROSPECTIVE GENIUS ARTISTIC AMAZING SITE 6'd

FeaturedUser

June 27th, 2012

3:34:14 PM CDT

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I CAME IN MY PANTS FANTASTIC NEVER BEFORE SEEN DISPLAY OF TRUE CRAFTSMANSHIP FUNNY JOEKS

HueShift

June 27th, 2012

3:35:26 PM CDT

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11/10 WOULD WATCH AGAIN FOREVER I CRY EVERYTIME AMAZING BETTER THAN LE REDDIT

CynicalEnigmaticPuls

June 27th, 2012

3:36:29 PM CDT

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ALLEGORY SHITS GOLD EVERY TIME HE TAKES A SITE DUMP OH MY GOD THERE'S NO STOPPING THIS MAN

FarmMindedIndividual

June 27th, 2012

3:37:10 PM CDT

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PIE IS GOOD

lacrossestar83joke

June 27th, 2012

3:38:19 PM CDT

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AND BILL O'REILLY ATTEMPTING MATLAB TIES IT TOGETHER

Jonseman

June 27th, 2012

3:39:50 PM CDT

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MOST ARTFAGGIEST AMAZING SIET OF THE YEAR COMMENT WARZ JOKES FUNNY AND JOHNNY LURG COMMITTING SUICIDE 24/7 only on fucking HBO BITCHES!!!

x3123u3114b1782u1138

June 27th, 2012

3:40:52 PM CDT

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THERE CAN NEVER BE ANYTHING MORE PRETENTIOUS!!! 555555555555555555555555555555555555555

Harbltron

June 27th, 2012

5:02:24 PM CDT

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fuck you

anystrom

June 27th, 2012

5:21:00 PM CDT

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5 for ear rape

Xerxes36

June 27th, 2012

5:41:09 PM CDT

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I'll pass on this one

qxx

June 27th, 2012

5:47:01 PM CDT

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Sobering

Gondry

June 27th, 2012

6:59:46 PM CDT

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I guess this is what passes for an epic comment page nowadays.

Allegory

June 27th, 2012

8:11:38 PM CDT

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Sad, isn't it?

Sporticus

June 27th, 2012

11:10:21 PM CDT

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got me good

woman

June 27th, 2012

11:58:06 PM CDT

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What the crap is this?!

gr33nscr33n

June 28th, 2012

12:11:07 AM CDT

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Holy king of the faggots, you actually managed to come back to a site overrun by some of the biggest fuck faces and shit sniffers on the internet and somehow make it worse. And then, as if that isn't pathetic enough, comment over a dozen times about how little you care.

What, did you fail out of Online Shitty Music College again? When are you just going chug the rest of your loser meds and get it over with?

woman

June 28th, 2012

10:41:20 AM CDT

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easterneurope.ytmnd.com

woman

June 28th, 2012

2:41:23 PM CDT

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Here is a list of some of rodheh's alts:
Allegory
jtforums
FeaturedUser
Jonseman
HueShift

Max -- you know what to do, do you not?

Allegory

June 28th, 2012

2:43:01 PM CDT

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Lol, this is maybe the tenth time I use alts to do something against the rules and you expect him to do something when he hasn't done anything to people who use alts every single fucking day to break the rules?

Umfuld

June 28th, 2012

4:45:13 PM CDT

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I already PM'd max, and there are at least 8 total.

And hey, maybe he won't do anything 'Rod' but those are the same accounts you've been using to cheat for years - not only upvoting yourself but mass downvoting others. And now you're using them to force noise sites onto the front page.

So if Max doesn't do anything well then it's fair game for the rest of us too. Because you're one of the few people here less popular than I am. Everyone here hates you except for your gay 30 year old boyfriend you skype with and make loving tribute sites like this to.

So if you're allowed to do it we're all gonna fucking do it.

Allegory

June 29th, 2012

12:04:36 PM CDT

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WOW, lol I never mass downvoted anyone with those accounts.

I PM'd Max as well: http://i.imgur.com/1Giw4.png

Umfuld, you're literally the least popular user on this site and have held that record for years. While I have numerous users that hold no grudge against myself, I've heard absolutely nothing but heavy animosty towards you. Your comment rating even with your alts is -1.05 and you have no "moon crew" or other trolling collective to back you up. Even the other fucking big name dumbasses on this site like gr33nscr33n and WannabeGayNigger hate you...now that's fucking saying something. To hate me is one thing, to hate someone with ideology practically identical to yours is a totally different area of low.

You're totally allowed to fucking do it (the downvoting and harassment), and you've been fucking doing it for years. Keep acting oblivious and stupid though like this is a new thing. I'll be on and off periodically and I'd like to see how well you can manage to downvote all the sites on my troll accounts in an aspergers shitfit - the one thing that max clarified is against the rules with alts.

By the way...if I might say your response was very lipton-esque. Have you been frolicking with the man's jimmies lately?

Umfuld

June 29th, 2012

12:46:21 PM CDT

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[i]"Umfuld, you're literally the least popular user on this site"[/i]

This is a user submitted content website. People make websites and those websites are rated by the rest of the community.

[b]My sites are popular. Yours are not.[/b]

The popularity you are talking about stems from voting. Something that takes no skill other than the ability to act sans integrity.

You mention my comment rating? Your gay 30 year old boyfriend has my comment page as his YTMND bookmark and -'s every comment automatically. As does PDE10. That's a badge of honor to me. They're the least popular site makers.

[i]"You're totally allowed to fucking do it (the downvoting and harassment), and you've been fucking doing it for years. "[/i]

My introduction to you was you attacking me on one of my site comment pages as part as your 30 year old boyfriend's army high school boys. You used the same accounts you used on this page to downvote my site multiple times, and plus all your comments and minus mine on my site. Whether you understood it or not the reason you did that was because someone who SPAMS YTMND with the same noise tries to bully anyone who doesn't recommend his troll spam - you were acting on his behalf. He does exactly what Johnny Lurg does - and you attacked me on his behalf. You used your alts on me on his behalf. In an attempt to bully people who don't like troll spam
We're real proud of you for that.

Anyone can see that you used all those account to downvote a mik3m site. That's mass downvoting of someone with alts. Someone who Max confided to me was one of his favorite users of the 2.0 era and who has subsequently quit the site.

Again; http://bit.ly/L2B5I2

Allegory

June 29th, 2012

1:01:57 PM CDT

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Your sites being "popular" (i.e. upvoted by your alts) have absolutely no relevance to your current user image on this site.

So no, before you put words in my mouth the popularity I refer to does not stem from voting. Considering the voting system on this site has been abused for years it's not even remotely applicable to consider it an effective way of judging a user.

Your unpopularity, as far as I can tell, stems from the fact that you are a tremendous asshole Umfuld.

Yes, I did downvote a mik3m site one time. Where you constitute "mass downvoting" from several specific incidents I have no idea.

And as for the recent downvoting of your comments, I was acting on nobody's behalf. I just like to see you type walls of text and waste your time over fucking nothing.

"Troll harder, faggot".

Umfuld

June 29th, 2012

1:39:31 PM CDT

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[i]"Your sites (upvoted by your alts)"[/i]

No. It pleases me that you can't believe I'm as popular as I am. Thanks for the compliment.

[i]Your sites being "popular" have absolutely no relevance to your current user image on this site[/i]

It's relevant in that YTMND is a user submitted content site and the content I submit is extremely popular. It would be less relevant if YTMND was what Lax uses it for - a NAMBLA chat room

"Your unpopularity, as far as I can tell, stems from the fact that you are a tremendous asshole Umfuld."

Recently I've demonstrated quite clearly that if I upvote everyone while making the same comments I always made no one objects. As long as you vote 5 no one cares what you say.

[spoil]It's science.[/spoil]

[i]"And as for the recent downvoting of your comments, I was acting on nobody's behalf."[/i]

Well that's super but my comment about that says "my introduction to you" which was years ago. Read harder, faggot.

[i]"Yes, I did downvote a mik3m site one time. Where you constitute "mass downvoting" from several specific incidents I have no idea."[/i]

Maybe this will help give you an idea:

http://i.imgur.com/SM1DH.jpg

I didn't bother to look who else you cheated against or for - I know you cheat. You could delete all those votes, including the ones on this site, right now. But you won't because you're a child who is emotionally incapable of admitting error.

With that in mind - enjoy the last word.

Allegory

June 29th, 2012

1:42:23 PM CDT

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Jesus Christ Umfuld, this is fucking sad. I'm not even going to read this one.

Sum up your point (if you have one) in paragraph or less please.

beatingadeadhorseoff

June 30th, 2012

10:56:39 PM CDT

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for one thing, i wouldn't come here anymore if it wasn't for umfuld ang g/s. they pinpoint the filth here atleast.

yes i make puns at umfuld but it's lighthearted.

ZeroTron

June 28th, 2012

4:27:20 PM CDT

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asdffghsfhghdfjdjhdfhfdjjrtyodghdfjiotdryuodgjfgytuedtryweraeasdfassfb
cvxbvfghdfgjdg

Allegory

June 28th, 2012

8:06:02 PM CDT

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heh(s)

LegoLewdite

June 28th, 2012

6:27:18 PM CDT

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see your joke with my comment. raise you as specific a vote.

Allegory

June 29th, 2012

1:45:41 PM CDT

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lol

BTVagrant

June 28th, 2012

6:57:49 PM CDT

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Fuck you. You got me. I really cranked the volume.

ldrancer

June 28th, 2012

7:36:05 PM CDT

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im going to stay out. of this one. too gay for me

DAK1986

June 29th, 2012

9:52:15 PM CDT

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I usually don't fall for these. 5

Daltonofzeal2

June 29th, 2012

10:11:52 PM CDT

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I don't care about YTMND politics. I laughed.

Allegory

July 1st, 2012

12:26:02 AM CDT

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Good. They're fucking stupid and while I try to stay out of them I'm too OCD and get carried away often.

Just do yourself a favor and never get involved. The people who still want this sort of "YTMND politics" to continue are pretty much unanimously batshit insane.

lacrossestar83

July 25th, 2012

4:41:53 PM CDT

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lol bumfold

June 29th, 2012

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July 3rd, 2012

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asshole...