If that's you speaking, you have EXPERTLY read this letter. I especially loved the correct reading of the mis-spellings like "Com-eh-fort you". This is awesome.

I wish I could send you money for this. It was beautiful.

ah, the persuasive argumentation of 12-year-olds...

Yes, if the audio is yours, then you may want to get into voice acting. Union Rate = @$782.00 per hour.

Hahaha, yeah its my voice. When I read the letter, I felt that the best possible voice to read was the crazy screamer.

it sounded half crazy screamer, half black preacher man. Whichever way, it was awesome :D

+1

Thats too damn funny! COMEFORT!

CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME!

Ultamatom ftw

What's this . . . person writing to you about (what site, as it's addressed TO peta)?? hilarious though

This further proves my theory that anyone who joins peta has to be an idiot to have such strong morals.

the sound made it awesome

My god. I can't stop laughing. Please make more.

Animals have done so much for us. Sleeping with us, for example. Wait...

at first i thought it was gay but after reading and listening for a minute i started to crack a smile so you get a 2

animals do such good things for us example-a nice breakfast of bacon and sausage is always good great ytmnd, i just think you should just get rid of the "mothaf*cka" at the end. imo

Classic. 4/5.

IM SORRAH I HAVE TO BE SO HASH, BUT I CRIED LIKE A NEWBOHN BAYBEE WHEN I SAW YO PAGE.

you win 38 internets. comefort!

To the person who was questioning who the email was to: I looked at the site, and the old domain name was peta.org (People eating tasty animals) so yeah. They switched over to a new domain.

Love the voice over of it, that made it awesome! "So return the favor, mutha fukka!" XD

Win.

This is just godly.

Bwahaha.

idoddonfogfellatiomfertd

Peta is the sux. :( That was great, 5'd.

I cried like a newborn baby when I saw this... because I was laughing so hard.

Voice = 5

Ahahaha.

LMAO. So freakin funny.

Ok yeah, yeah, that was the greatest ever and all, but you effed up "just I." U EFFED UP

lmfao @ the "motherf*cker" at the end. you rule.

Spellchecker is your friend

"I am refering to a dog." Not just dogs in general, but a dog. Rofl.

I'LL LEAVE THAT TO THE UNABOMBER

Win!

Damn...You sound like Adam Sandler.

I HAPPEN TO BE A VEGITARION

+1

POST THE PART WITH THE 12 YEAR OLD IN IT, PLOX

Best. Voiceover. Ever.

Haha awwesome

I ususally can't stand YTMND's where the person records their own voice, but this wins.

Seriously, that's up there with NSMB for best user-read YTMND. Like the guy above said, get into voice acting. NOW.

peta is teh smart. lol

this is funny? no

-1

HOLY f*ck that was awesome. f*ck people from the south who can't talk or spell

-1

Logged in to vote 5.

here's the part he cut off: THANK YOU FOR READING THIS LETTER, (male name withheld) (AGE 12)

lool

uhm what?

-1

XD YOU WIN!

Best YTMND I've seen in a while by far. You get a 5 from me, if 10 was possible you'd sure as hell get that.:P You win.

had to log in for this lolz the voice is just so funny =P

LMAO

that was fan-f*ckin-tastic :P

wow, that's actually really funny.

I feel like I should go back and give 4's to everything I've ever given a 5 too... To give any other ytmnd a 5 would be saying it's as good as this one, which it isn't.

Not only is this real, but you are a wonderful voice actor and did not ruin the entire joke with your URL

teh win

please voice more ytmnds in the future. this was awesome.

THE SLEPET WITH ME

Cant give a 5 cause it makes me give a 0 instead so 4'd!!! AWESOME I laughed and cried.

The voice was the best part logged in just to five the NEW BORN BABY

I logged in to five this

More than 9 and a half years old... BUT STILL 5-WORTHY

I am willing to offer you a $50,000/year job with benefits if that is you speaking.

lawl @ 1996 fools

-2

Ohhhh my God. Do more. DO MORE. This is honestly the funniest sh*t ever. VEGETARIAN. ULTAMATOM. COMEFORT. HE IS IN JAAAAIIIL. How about reading some YTMND comments?

Com-e-fort me! I'm dying! XD

best audio EVER

lololololololol

not quite sure why this made me lmfao... 5d though lol i cant stop watching it.

Win.

rofl, PETA=pwnt

This is one of those rare time when using your own voice is funny.

This has a 5. However, minus 1 point for the "MOTHAf*ckA" at the end. And minus 1 again for an annoying voice.

-2

no u

For this, I am eating all meat for the next week.

It's like, a work of art..! xD

Ditch this website and go join the Saturday Night Live cast!

seriously, excellent voice work. this isn't all that funny, though.

Zero Stars?? WTF

Even though peta is satan spawn, this is a retarded ytmnd.

That was the best laugh I've gotten off of ytmnd.com in a long time. Great job.

Your interpretation of this was amazing. A++++ would listen again.

+4 just for COMEFORT

ahahaha, ultamatom

+20 for COMEFORT!

could i get that audio for my ipod? zeromatto@aol.com ...unless you are in jail and you can't send anything:(

instant classic. you should do some more pages with that voice.

much love.

lol

in JAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLE

I love the "MOTHERf*ckER!" at the end.

i swear at times you sounded just like mitch hedburg RIP

-1

Reminds me of eddie murphy acting like bill cosby 5 stars

yeah it does sound like Mitch Hedberg. 5/5 still

LOLOL

Initially, I didn't think it was that funny. However, after listening to the voice make fun of the spelling errors, and hearing it to the end, I was cracking up. Good job!

LOLOL ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM ULTAMATOM

Nice! I want you to read all my e-mail.

omfg, great voice over!! rofl!!!!

Ahahahaha. ULTOMATOM and COMEFORT are GOLD. 5'd.

"If that's you speaking, you have EXPERTLY read this letter. I especially loved the correct reading of the mis-spellings like "Com-eh-fort you". This is awesome." Not quite.. -1 star for saying "I just" instead of "Just I"

-1

brilliant

Absolutely hilarious with that sound clip playing!

seriously good read on this one

Yesyesyesyesyes.

"I AM REFERING TO A DOG." Is great. And the whole unibomber thing is so out of left field.

ZOMG, thats a good one, havent laaughed at one like that in quite sometime

that voice work is some of the funniest sh*t I've ever heard. Good job bro

literal lol earns 5 stars

LoL, it was a 12-year-old though. Hilarious reading.

LMAO f*ck peta. nothing but f*cking idiots

I'll leave dat to da Unabomber!

Sounded like Eddie Murphy at the beginning. +2 for that.

And +1 for the mispellings. "The love and...offection".

Holy sh*t. Your voice...it's like the incredible marriage between Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, and Mitch Hedberg. Marry me?

http://mtd.com/tasty/#meat The website in question?

I just registered to give this man a 5, and he rightfully deserved it. Classic.

I wish it was legal to eat peta people

There should be PayPal links on these things. This would be the first one I would send money to. Outstanding.

+1

Awesome!!!

When it got to the end I laughes so hard I spit my dolphin laden tuna sandwich at my screen and even managed to get some on my fur coat. Yeah look into voice acting.

This is better than "Five Pounds and Seventy-One Pennies." And that's a classic. Five'd.

I HAVVE TOO GIVVE THISS A FIVVE! ULTAMATOM!!

Sound = Win. That was awesome. thanks for that. :D

hahahahahahahah

Amazing...absolutely amazing...freakin' 12-year-olds.

you make my freakin day wow you rule!

Geniusness

registered just to 5 this. one of the best ytmnd's ever. ULTAMATON

rofl that's awesome. DO MORE.

This is fad worthy.

5'd for awesomeness. Great job on the voiceover, I hope you do more.

Wow, you sound like a black adam sandler..lol.

ultamatom!!!!! BRILLIANT enunciation!

"i cried like a new born baby" - omgrofl, writing talent + voice talent = 5/5

WIN

HAHAHAHA oh god that was so funny.. "Ul tama tom"

i would have youre babies.

Wait...so black people make ytmnd's?

I love you. the sound. just amazing. 5555555555555

OR AN ULTAMATOM!!!!!! CLASSIC!

rofl@sound

Roffle

lol good voiceover man.

Perfect. I really, really, really, really hope no one tries to do a lame spoof of this.

Rofl. only word to describe it.

LOL!!!!!!!! YTMND BETTER KEEP THIS IN TOP 15 OR ELSE! AND NO THAT IS NOT A THREAT OR AN ULTAMATOM! +5

You should send this to Maddox.

Ultamatom rofl. That sounded so black.

lmfao.. ultamatom...

ULTAMATON lols.

ul tom a tom?

F'n hilarious.

Damn, I can't stop watching this. Your voice-acting skillz totally make this site. You should do more voice-overs, it's hilarious.

So good!

I happen to be a...vegeTArion :D

Dude, what was the page you had up to piss this guy off so much?

Hillarious.

THEYVE SLEPET WITH YOU

Circle definitely gets the square here... Only ytmnd that uses a microphone and doesn't suck

I HAPPEN TO BE A VEGETARION I SAY PETA = DUM

Has to be the most retarded 12 year old I've ever heard of.

envy

I made an account here just so I could tell you I love you.

What a smart 12-year-old. "I AM REFFERRING TO A DOG" Yeah, well I don't eat DOGS. I eat cows and such. They haven't given me sh*t so I don't owe them. This kid was probably brainwashed by communist-vegan-hippie-robots to defend animals even though he

has no idea what he's talking about (and use caps lock a lot and make 17 typos per sentence).

woot

THEYVE SLEPET IN YOUR BED WITH YOU ...really? O_o

lolololololololololol

drxgv, you are f*cking winner of the interwebotron.

The muthaf*cka at the end is a nice touch. Muthaf*cka

I can't think of any way in which this letter can be interpreted any more expertly. Excellent job!

Heelarious Reading

holy sh*t... I lol'd

hahahaha

1 point for such a clear illustration of how stupid vegetarians are but not really all that funny.

I can't figure out what the voice sounds like. It kinda reminds me of a mixture of Chris Rock and Eddie Murphy, both trying to sound like a total idiot... but there's a little bit of Timmy from South Park in the "VEGATARION" part. Whatever it is, it

*it's COMEDY GOLD. We demand more.

Classic voiceover and making fun of illiterate dumbasses makes you a winner in life! Thanks for playing!

5 for audio. Get yourself into a voice-over booth NOW.

This is hands down, THE best YTMND I have ever seen.

Voice Over All The Better! Rawesome! (Kill all animals)

Amazing, and I didn't even have to read :P

lmao

I thought it was a screamer at first because of the quiet volume, but I give you a 5 now :D

I registered at this site just to give this one a five.

I'm a vegitarion?

5. Motherf*cker.

haha i love it

XD

PETA sucks. I love animals and they scare the sh*t out of me.

Great reading lol

I logged on, because this deserves a 5. This made my day.

sooo good, i was laughing my*ssoff

That was so awesome.

I don't know why you read the "Just I" part correctly. You should have said "Just I" instead of I just. Great great ytmnd though, even though I am vegan.

ROFL

"I logged on, because this deserves a 5. This made my day." Shouldn't you have given it a 5 then?

rofl @ com-a-fort you!

(I AM REFERRING TO A DOG)

LOL 5 all the way now retuine the fayvuh...muddahfukah

This wins. The voice acting is great, and I love how you left every misspelling in your pronounciation. I also believe wholehearedly that this illustrates very well what the "animal rights activists" act like to anyone who doesn't agree with them.

*wholeheartedly. Oh, and for all you vegetarians out there who want to tear my head off for my beliefs, for every animal you don't eat, I'll eat three.

lmao, that was good.

awesome

rofld times 10

(I AM REFERING TO A DOG)

Lmao. Best YTMND in awhile. Logged in to 5; KUDOS TO YOU

You ARE the man now, dog. 5+

Five stars isn't enough to rate this.

ROFL - 5'd

Wow, not many YTMNDs actually make me laugh. But this one made me laugh.

this rules. this wins so so goddamned much.

AAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAAAAAH! That was great, dude. XD

Ul-tom-a-tom. lol.

Very South Parkish...

that is f*ckin funny tooo!! o gosh

5 for superior sound.

Hilarious, 10/10.

Eddie? Eddie Murphy!? HOLY MONKEYS! Eddie Murphy made a YTMND!!

You're the man now, animal! (I am referring to a dog!)

I like how he says that he's not threatening you and then he threatens to send the Unabomber. What a tard.

omfg...5

haha! this just proves my belief that vegans arent more moral... they're just too stupid to eat food that moves

I laughed so hard...

LMAO The first time I didn't notice VEGETARION. LMAO. This gets better every time.

Wow, for once, the voice over actually HELPS.

teehee

I lol'd at "COMEFORT"

I'M SORRY THAT I HAVE TO BE SO HARSH BUT YOUR MOCKING OF THAT INNOCENT PETA MEMBER WAS UNJUST AND UN-CALLED FOR, YOU ARE A VERY BAD PERSON AND DESERVED TO BE UNIBOMBED!!!! NO, wait, the other thing, give this guy a f*cking medal.

YOUR THE BEST AROUND!

This. Wins. Making fun of PETA f*cktards FTW!!!!!

stupid n****r

The letter makes it funny, the reading makes it fantastic

file under glorious!

he is in JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL

I laughed my*ssoff... whoops, I mean, LMAO

BWA-HA-HAAAA

I subscribed an account just to tell you how f*cking funny this is.

Practice your character a little and consider a career in voice acting

I happen to be a vegetareeon!

5 for audio!

You're The Man NOW Dog!!!! That was awesome!

I'm serious when I say this is the funniest YTMND I've ever seen. Comefort made me lose my breath from laughter.