huh?

He was a great man, saved many lives, and thwarted an alien invasion in the year 1992. Cheers to Goodman. :(

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Goddamn it's the f*cking finale to Roseanne again. That sucked.

+1

His family is starving

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He's still alive, he was in a movie last year. Dumbass.

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Is that real? That's really sad.

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Yes, it's very real, and it's very sad.

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Dave C*ckrum

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He's still alive, asshat!

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you're out of your element

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He's the sixth element

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lol, asshat

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What a heartless bastard.. Show some respect.

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You're entering into a world of pain!

+6

Dude, asshat is not the preferred nomenclature. Anal-American, please.

+12

You brought the f*ckin' Asshat bowling?

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Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling

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what? Goodman is still alive? Shocking? Yes.

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He will be missed

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John Goodman is not dead. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Goodman

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Can you really trust Wikipedia?

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safer then trusting ytmnd for accurate news

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Holy smokes.... a -10, huh?

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yeah, anybody can go on there and put stuff. RIP Taker.

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I really miss that man.

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John was a good man :(

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A very good man.

+12

Man, I miss that man.

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I really miss that good man.

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F-F-F-F*got Breaker!!!!!

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Conine was a good f*got Breaker :/

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A very f*gotty Breaker

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Man. I miss that f*g.

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F*g. I miss that man.

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That man, I miss f*g.

-1

I remember when he died 2 years ago

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goodnight sweet prince

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my thoughts exactly

+5

Historically accurate

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John was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364.

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Screw it, lets go bowling

+9

his memory lives on (he's got a blue stroke around him and his body is all transparent)

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WRONG!

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Now who will play Irv Blitzer in Cool Runnings 2: Still Bobsleddin' After All These Years...

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umm you have him confused with john candy.. two totally different fat guys.

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He'll just be written off and replaced by Wolf Blitzer. You're in THE BOBSLED TEAM ROOM.

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BOTH CANDY AND GOODMAN ARE DEAD. WHY GOD!? ARE YOU OUR TO SLAY FAT COMEDY FOREVER?

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What the hell is wrong with you people? He's a alive an kicking.

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Well, that's what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass.

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lol, AIDS

+3

Afrotape.

you lie!!! (gunshots)

John Goodman isn't dead...

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You have to learn to accept it... we're all hurt by this tragedy, believe me.

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lol penispai got trolled

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oh well, thats what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the *ss larry

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OMG U STOLED IT. >:O

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lol Goodnight Sweet Prince

fatties don't deserve to get funerals.

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What? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Over the LINE!!!

-5

He plays Pops in the new speed racer

-2

No, that's his brother Jim Goodman.

+7

this is way funnier in 2008

+8

funniest sponsorship ever

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WHAT"S FUNY ISTAHT HES" STILL DEAD!!!!!

+2

i have to stop clicking on this site i'm going to die of laughter

+6

You are entering a world of pain, thefarside. A world. Of pain.

+3

I love these.

shut the f*ck up donny.

+3

He showed me the life of a mind. With techno music. *sniffle*

+1

I like it. Very fitting tribute to a somewhat alive man. Well done.

I think the best part is anyone buying this since it's dated 2005.

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That's because those comments were made in 2005. :P

Honestly, about an hour ago. My friend Dave said, I'm going to kill myself when John Goodman dies... so this kinda freaked me out for a second.

+1

Why haven't you sent him this, then?

+1

He went to the university that my high school was on.

I had a feeling the guy in Evan Almighty was played by some sort of robot clone... Just didn't FEEL like John Goodman...

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6

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

+1

F*ck it man, let's go bowling...

+1

LATER

Is John Goodman still dead?

+3

He die again? ... I tried to think of a Labowski comment, but alls that came to mind is "it puts the lotion on the skin" and "He treats objects like women, man!"

+4

You see what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass?!

-1

find a stranger in the alps

+1

It's true, he died while filming Wagons East in Mexico. Oh wait, that's John Candy, nevermind.

+3

How can a man who worked on speed racer just last year be dead in 2005?

I know, I can't believe it either, what a terrible tragedy.

+5

Text saves your *ss on this one.

i heard when he died, they sent his body to africa, and he fed everyone for 3 months, dan is a true hero, but hes in a better place now, the landford lunchbox

+2

King Ralph was a good King he was.

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Bad news. The funeral is canceled. http://goodmanalive.ytmnd.com/

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uhmmm... speed racer movie. lol. plus i saw him in 2006 at a comedy club.

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Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps!

+2

he will be missed

+1

Poor John. I guess "Jesus" iced him on the alleys.

John Goodman is not dead. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000422/

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Dude, it's a f*cking joke. An obvious one. You're not enlightening anyone.

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He really died in 2004.

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And this is how low the site has sunk? "Hey huh huh huh let's make asite pretending a celebrity is dead!" "huh huh huh hu huh this is f*cking awesome"

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I would agree with you if the person we were talking about wasn't actually dead.

+4

Not trying to get anyone mad. Just setting the facts straight for confused strangers.

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q959fm, there's this thing called a sense of humor. You should get one, they're nice.

+3

What's so funny about saying John Goodman is dead when he isn't? Please explain it, for the love of god.

-3

Irony is a literary or rhetorical device, in which there is an incongruity or discordance between what a speaker or a writer says; and what he or she means, or is generally understood. In modern usage it can also refer to particularly striking examples of incongruities observed in everyday life between what was intended or said and what actually happened. There is some argument about what is or is not ironic, but all the different senses of irony revolve around the perceived notion of an incongruity between what is said and what is meant; or between an understanding of reality, or an expectation of a reality, and what actually happens. Irony can be funny, but it does not have to be.

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I remember meeting John on the set of Roseanne back in '95 where I was an extra for an episode. I spoke with him and we had a great conversation and I even got his autograph. John was a great man, he will be missed by many. RIP

+2

When I saw this, I choked from laughing so much.

Because he was such a great man. RIP, John.

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it's funny cause it's not true r.i.p john

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Rumors of him not being dead. who cares? Why should one have to wait until death to see how they were appreciated? Hell has dial-up! Do you really want Goodman to endure that? Better he see it now.

+1

What, was the idea to start a rumor about John Goodman being dead? Concept art?

-2

this was funnier when i did it.

Goodnight, sweet prince... Also, c*cks.

lolo,

+2

someone remind me why this is funny?

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It isn't. A (Good)man has died.

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Yeah, me too.

i miss him already

+1

He was great as King Ralph

+1

With john gone, who will be brave enough to shove their c*ck into rosanne's mouth to keep that sow quiet?

+4

tom arnold

+1

Rosie O'Donnel

+3

i volunteer

+1

rip

I remember the funeral, where White Goodman was wearing a white tuxedo and threw a dodgeball at the caskett and screamed "Your out LaFlour!"

+5

It's LaFleur

Thank you, now that i have the correct spelling of a fictional character i can finally move on in life

this makes me laugh every time

Same here.

SHUT THE F*CK UP DONNY!!

+3

Donny, you're out of your element!

+1

I'm STILL grieving.

+1

john goodman is pretty f*ckin' amazing

i think this site was meant for his career.

+2

Oh... I'M A FREAKING N00B THEN. DOWNVOTE MY COMMENTS PLZ.

I remember viewing this site sometime last year. But how the heck did it get sponsored? I like the site and all, but I am surprised anyone gave their hard-earned money to it. Oh well, five since John Goodman has enough meat on him to stop world hunger.

-1

wtf.

-1

John was a Good man. :-)

+3

LOL!

+2

I'm not dead yet!

R.I.P. ;_; hope there's lots of Twinkies in heaven

DAMN. Fred Flyntstone FTW.

+1

Whoever made this sucks! He has too many voice acting jobs left to do to die!

+1

you will be missed

I'm going to sponsor this site when he dies

+1