LOL...this is on collegehumor with the tag "Good News: There may be a cure for cancer". Funny stuff.

w00t for f*ckin college humor m/ and damn, I feel betrayed. so there the cure is out there but chuck is hiding it?

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OH MY GOD CANCER IS CURED ALERT SOMEBODY

This is only a ploy set forth by Chuck Norris to lure docters to him. This is due to Chuck wanting to roundhouse some docters to the face.

A clever trick. Good work Chuck!

lmao at the cancer is cured. that comment alone being apart of this site got it a 5.

Check can cry if he wants....for his tears cure cancer....if its emo to cure cancer then f*ck you.

Does this mean their might be a cure for cancer?

So...crying is emo? And making fun of someone who cried because he saw a friend die is funny? This is sickening.

Chuck is not emo

WTF, that isn't emo.

lawlzorez

-1000 for calling chuck norris emo but i can only go down to 1

Norris is a man. Calling him EMO gives you a automatic 1. Sorry, had to be done.

Chuck Norris' Tears cure cancer, TOO BAD HE HAS NEVER CRIED.

Lies...

dfesta, chuck norris WILL roundhouse kick you for this.

Chuck Norris pwns Jesus. True story.

only chuck norris can totally admit to crying in an interview without even thinking twice about it

ITS A LIE

his head was the size of a PUMPKIN! pictures needed, plz

Sorry, but I don't find brain tumours and trauma hilarious.

What this ytmnd fails to mention, is that Chuck Norris cries dark matter.

It can't be true can it chuck?:'( You really killed Bruce Lee your crying was just an act.

STFU CHUCK NORRIS IS A LEVEL 75 PALADIN SO HE CRIED BECAUSE DARTH VADER FOUND HIS LACK OF FAITH "DISTURBING"

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His tears cure cancer, so don't make fun of him for crying, motherf*cker

Too bad he had a tumour.

uno

Omg chuck what have u done.. :'(

Chuck Norris = whoop yur ass

For those of you who still don't get it, go to this site and look around a bit. You'll see. http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

dude this is sick his head was like pumpkin an ur makin jokes abotu what he saw UR SICK AN THIS GETS a 1 for how sick it is an nnot funny at all

i hope they saved his tears

Blasphemy, you cannot go against Norris.

http://www.collegehumor.com/ You've been linked (in orange).

Leave Chuck Norris alone. Emo means to actually cry about every little thing. So what if he had some moments where he can't act like a total badass, to anyone voting higher than a one: You're the type of people to cut down just because they aren't stereot

Blasphemer! How dare you!

Chuck Norris isn't emo.

You're a sick f*ck.

hah, but doesn't desirve the "very" top.

Chuck is just trying to make his story look good. We all know the guy's head was swollen because of a roundhouse kick to the face.

It's not emo to cry if a friend dies. If he went out to his car and cut himself, that would be emo.

Lies. LIES!

this is terrible. you have no clue what emo even is. let's go ahead and kill your best friend and laugh at you for crying.

lol so he cried, who cares =x

Everyone knows Chuck Norris died in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. This is just some robot sent back in time by skynet.

No wai The Man would ever cry.

LIES... ALL LIES...

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ahha at the little moral f*ggots who have no sense of humour.

Religious people are crazy. I am not making this up. They are clinically insane. Psychiatrists actually consider it a mental disorder.

Hey people i called it 'the shocking truth' for a reason...

I saw those three letters. I knew it had to be the "How Could This Happen to Me?" song!

LIES! Chuck Norris has never cried!

Lee Atwater was a family friend. i had no idea Chuck Norris was a Republican. oh yeah, if Lee hadn't died, Clinton would have never been elected, and the world would have been a different place

o wow his tears cure cancer u know.

Enough with this f*cking song. This wasn't funny. You suck.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

It's the 700 club. If you don't tell a story where you 1)lost your faith 2)cried and 3)found it again to make your life all better they beat you to death with king james bibles

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you fail at life, please dont make another ytmnd

I like this site but the description doesn't say where the pic is from. Perhaps you can get more stars when you give us your source

Chuck, how could you?!

IF HE SAYS CRY HE IS EMO LOLOLOLOL

It's not emo to cry at something that is actually really bad. and Chuch Norris rules.

youre right chuck norris is a lie! http://chucknorrisisafake.ytmnd.com/

This is awesome because everyone is getting offended. SERIEOSU BUSINES RITE GUYZ LOLOL

stupid. kill yourself.

I like it becuase everyone else mostly hates it.

If you wanna have a "Chuck Norris is emo" joke, you better do a hell of alot better than this. Not even worthy of an emo joke, much less Chuck Norris.

Lee Atwater was a mastermind of political dirty-tricks e.g. push-polling, really sleazy insinuation, etc. Karl Rove's personal mentor. And his head swelled to the size of a pumpkin ? XD

You fail, and here's why: 1) One does NOT call Chuck Norris Emo. 2) This fad is overdone, as is the music. 3) If you read the context, his reaction is completely understandable. This doesn't deserve to be top 15.

HE IS DOING THIS TO FAKE YOU OUT, RETARD.

Very funny, but there was no need to call him emo. Just bring it to attention that he cried.

Chuck Norris doesn't cry over his problems. He kills them off one by one.

you're all just a bunch of Christian f*ggots, I guess!

lame

Chuck Norris does not cry: the icy look in his eyes condenses water vapor in the air around his cheeks.

yeah cancer isnt funny

So crying when you see someone close to you die is considered emo? I hope you get a brain tumor.

f*g

LOL, wat a nub

CANCER IS CURED

This site is unfunny and retarded.

This is about at emo as sunshiny rainbows, surrounded by fields upon fields of golden sunflowers and pink little butterflies, floating gently toward the fluffy clouds drifting peacefully in the sky.

this is just chuck trying to get us to let our guards down.

go to hell.

Soo..A man cries about seeing a friend die and that makes him emo?

Emos cry about their own problems, not when people die, you idiot.

Because we're all robots.

He's lying, he wants you to think he's not f*cking awesome, because every five seconds someone wants to fight him.

garbage, only queers dis chuck

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He's not bloody emo, anyone would cry at that point!

Not only is he emo for crying, but judging by all the "lord" crap, he's also a biblef*cker.. people fail for idolizing him as some kind of badass, which he clearly isn't IRL.

Fail.

No, no, that's not true. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Crying doesnt = Emo. Whining AND crying along with wearing my sisters pants = Emo.

Seriously, go kill yourself. Unless Chuck Norris already has.

LIES !!!! ALL LIES!!! HE MADE IT HIMSELF ON MICROSOFT WORD!!!!!!!

Not funny

You wusses might as well leave if this offends you.

well one of his best friends died so what do you expect. Go play with yourselves you internet f*gs.

That's terrible. There's nothing wrong with crying when a friend DIES. I hope you get brain cancer and die next.

Boo hoo. Like I'm saying, what're you doing on YTMND if you're so easily offended?

See, Vin Diesel never does pussy emo sh*t like this. Chuck'll kick his *ss any day. -1 because I'm sick of that song. Hell, I'll take CRAAAAAWWWWLLLLLINNNGG over that sh*t.

Actually, I'm fiving because of all the emos whining in the comments section about how cancer's not funny and that you can't make fun of their little hero. Emos.

Chuck != emo;

I'll never look at Chuck the same. Tomorrow's #1: Chuck Norris puts cocks and balls in his mouth. Shocking proof.

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Jesus, I would have f*cking cried too. That's f*cking horrible.

f*cking terrible.

1 for that stupid mother f*cking overused song.

Welp, he'll cure cancer at least.

the comment was funny, but the site wasn't. simply crying doesn't really constitute being an emo scum. this simply shows that maybe some (only SOME) of our Norris facts were misconstrued.

http://chucknorrisfacts.ytmnd.com/

Lies! -4 for that STUPID f*ckING SONG.

yeah... chuck norris isn't emo. Emo = Watching a friend die? GG dfesta. GG.

if chuck see's this he's gonna roundhouse kick your face off

Terrible

An emo is someone who cries for no reason, who cries about something as stupid as a lightbulb burning out.(Among other things) Crying because his friend died doesn't make him emo, you retard.

Vin Desiels best day ever.

you dumb piece of sh*t

fake

We have a cure for cancer! YAY!!

Cry? Not my Chuck Norris, this must be fake!

lol pumpkin head

Chuck Norris must have wanted him to die, otherwise he would have used his powers to save him. The tears were probably just sweat beads from him focusing so hard on killing him with his mind.

Screenshots or it didn't happen!

blasphemey, 1'd

It sounds like alot of people in this thread like to shed tears about Jesus.

Chuck Norris isnt Emo. :<

Calm down everyone Emos would have commited suicide but since Mr. Norris is Christian he would never do that for the fabric of reality would collapse, besides Emos dont believe in God

If Chuck Norris is Emo then that makes all of you uber emo. Only real men cry - 'nuff said.

i dont know what to think!!!! chuck norris how could you

WTF?!?!? CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT CRY!!!

I probably would've started laughing uncontrollably. I hate it when that happens, I always laugh at the most innappropriate times, like at my girlfriend's funeral.

You all don't get it, he cried so the emo kids would think he is on their side. Nothing makes Chuck Norris more angery than f*gs in really tight pants.

Chuck Norris was walking down the street and got an erection, there were NO survivours.

Chuck Norris sucks.

http://chucknorrissaturdaycartoon.ytmnd.com/

I cry when i drop my puddin pop ;_;

Emo fad sucks, especially with Simple Plan...get a damn new song

Faith is the reason Norris kicks so much ass. You guys could too... oh well back to the internet.

"Good News: There may be a cure for cancer". Funny stuff.

CHUCK!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

nope.

Funny

no

Nothing calls for calling chuck emo. Not Even Emo Music.

And you wouldn't cry if you heard someone's last words and die right in front of you? Wow Fail.