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| Site Title: | The Bauman E-mails: A Dramatic Reading | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Site Domain: | baumanletters.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Created by: | boomaga | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-01-11 02:22:47 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Sound Origin: | music: Mouret - Rondeau | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Description: | A reading of Neil Bauman's emails to Max Goldberg on Jan 10, 2006. Sorry for the flaky Brit accent and hamming it up. Also I dropped a couple of words. It's long. Hope you like it. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| High Five! |
+5 | |||||
| 2'nd |
-2 | |||||
| third lol |
-2 | |||||
| Comment abuse, lol | ||||||
| lol namecalling |
+3 | |||||
| Best ever |
+1 | |||||
| Did anything ever come of this or did Neil just piss off? |
+1 | |||||
| Very nice ytmnd. | ||||||
| This is still a classic, I can still remember some of the great phrases here. I lol'd the entire time. 5'd a long time ago, would 5 again. In fact I think I might. | ||||||
| I remember when it was new and I first saw it, I was laughing hysterically almost all the time! Definitely HOF material! | ||||||
| Max is wise, and deals well. Lindsay is free! shesfree.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| Best site ever. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
| OMFG if I could 6 this I would. Goddamn it they should raise the max rating to six just for this site! You WIN. You hear me?! You W-I-N the internet. | ||||||
| Awesome. Nice work. | ||||||
| T-t-t-t-Voice Acting. | ||||||
| Tell you the truth I didn't listen to all of it. |
-4 | |||||
| This is the greatest thing I have ever seen/heard! | ||||||
| For some reason, I listen to the whole thing, rolling r's included. |
+2 | |||||
| u should win an oscar for this. greatest ytmnd evar!!!!!!! | ||||||
| haha awesome, awesome | ||||||
| Five. Nice editing, and well played take on the events. Fiving as I listen. | ||||||
| Three, because you started with Shakespearian...moved to more of a Antonio Banderas Spain tongue...and then became more German at the end. But don't get me wrong, I loved it. | ||||||
| SO freakin win. | ||||||
| It would have been funnier if you had actually LOLed instead of saying "lawl". ;) | ||||||
| Schedule. Nice. | ||||||
| Actually, I give it a four. Oh, BTW: The Banderas-ish part was when you started whispering. | ||||||
| 5'd for the way you pronounced schedule |
+1 | |||||
| takes some patience to get through the whole thing but god, I nearly wet myself... | ||||||
| You should submit this to ebaumsworld |
+1 | |||||
| make another and read max's reply... pretty please | ||||||
| holy sh*t dude... this is amazing.
MISTER R. KAYANKA... | ||||||
| FTW | ||||||
| Hehe yeah. Read Max's reply in a seperate YTMND. Follow it up with some music, maybe some explosions for good measure. We win. | ||||||
| Haha very professional. Much more professional than the letters themselves. Good Show. | ||||||
| I logged in to 5. I know lots of people may say that for a lot of different ytmnds, but I thought it was well done. The acting dynamics in your voice really brought the character to life. LAWL | ||||||
| I loled when he pronounced LOL as lawl. | ||||||
| Your authentic, unbridled thespian style is bloody brilliant! | ||||||
| This is perhaps the best use of this site. Ever. | ||||||
| 5 just for the effort. u have too much time, but this is too hilarious XD | ||||||
| This fad sucks |
-7 | |||||
| It's funny because it's so exaggerated. I love it. | ||||||
| Why isn't this in the top 5? THIS DESERVES NUMBER ONE NOW DAMN IT. It brought a tear to my eye. Encore, dear sir. EN. CORE!!!! *huge applause* | ||||||
| Very Enjoyable, You my friend are the most worthy of us all...you did however beat me to the punch, i was going to poke much fun at this email in alost the sameway..good thing i researched it...bravo bravo | ||||||
| That f*cking owned. | ||||||
| VICTORY. Good job. + Fifen | ||||||
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| Ah, good old SNL days... | ||||||
| This is like that e-mail to Lowtax. I loved that. This is exceptional. | ||||||
| Wow, just wow, this was just awesome. You win. | ||||||
| BRAVO! | ||||||
| omfg | ||||||
| omg. | ||||||
| Has anyone ever ion your life say this to you "YOU sir ROCK!" Neil Baumen is a total *sshole just like his sun | ||||||
| YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG! | ||||||
| holy crap. actors studio. | ||||||
| Can I give you five again, please? | ||||||
| This is fantastic!!!! 5 for VICTORY!!!! | ||||||
| It's been done before (threats against lowtax lol) but this is still easily one of the best ytmnds to come out in months. | ||||||
| insidious | ||||||
| You win. | ||||||
| effort in a ytmnd
inconceivable! | ||||||
| wow - I can't believe you actually acted out that entire thing... and I can't believe I sat through it 0_0
Funny as hell, u winz | ||||||
| Unlike other YTMNDs, this one has a British accent. :P | ||||||
| submit to ebaumsworld ftw | ||||||
| My god....just beautiful | ||||||
| OMFG YOU RULE THE INTERNET!!!!!! this was so well done and I laughed and smiled untill I died!!!!! | ||||||
| Haven't laughed so hard in awhile. 5! | ||||||
| Oh.. My God.. That was hillarious.. | ||||||
| This is right up there, nay, even BETTER than the PETA email reading! | ||||||
| the reading of "...LOL" was the best part. 5 for you. | ||||||
| PURE. f*ckING. GOLD. | ||||||
| BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!! ENCORE!! ENCORE!!
(LOL at "LOL"!) | ||||||
| BRAVO!! | ||||||
| wow.
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-6 | |||||
| Looking at your profile, it seems like you really know how to crank out those fad-starting masterpiece YTMND's! You tell them Norman! |
+4 | |||||
| I seriously almost had a heart attack. This is an incredible piece of work, haha. | ||||||
| Awwww, you didn't sound out BTW as Bitew. Still, 5 worthy. | ||||||
| "Spectacular, of EPIC proportion" - New York Times
"Legendary... is the only word." - Washington Post | ||||||
| you do realize that you've just created your very own fad ..... congrats | ||||||
| No doubt the best YTMND in a long time. | ||||||
| This is simply divine.
By the way, what the hell is a Yiddish cup? | ||||||
| "THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!" was the best part. | ||||||
| MADE OF WIN AND GOD!!! | ||||||
| AWSOME!!! | ||||||
| Bravo my dear Boomaga sir, bravo indeed. Still, what the f*ck is a Yiddish cup? |
+1 | |||||
| sooooooooooooooo brilliant!!! | ||||||
| common people... 5 it... it just deserves... the up most respect! | ||||||
| I googled "Yiddish Cup", guessing that it might be something given to a boy at his bar mitzvah representing honesty or something. The only "yiddish cup" Google can find was a klezmer band. | ||||||
| You win at acting. You win at YTMND. You win at life. 5/5 | ||||||
| you should be nominated for the oscars. | ||||||
| 5!!! Maybe put a short interlude of clapping between letters? like making them 2 different scenes? | ||||||
| "Lowl!" LOL... 5'd | ||||||
| this made my day, love it! | ||||||
| Word up. | ||||||
| Wonderful! The best YTMND ever! | ||||||
| 5´d, would have been 6´d if there was an ebaum watermark ;) | ||||||
| wow wow wow | ||||||
| Lol he complains about professionalism and spelling/grammer errors, yet he makes the same mistakes if you actrully looked at it lol. And due tell me, isnt it professional to check your clients creditablity before posting something on your site?, and if yo | ||||||
| Cut)and it isnt professional to lie either, I mean if there was so many complaints on so much of your content and not look into it, You're either insanely stupid.. or lying, since he claims to be professional, i'd say both, cause making fun of your enemy | ||||||
| I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. THIS DESERVES HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF FIVES! | ||||||
| cut)i'd say both, cause making fun of your enemy is; and i think everyone will agree.. HIGHLY UNPROFESSIONAL, congrats neil cause i know the FBI is reporting this to you, and i want them to tell you this "YOU FAIL AT LIFE AND PROFESSIONALISM" thank you an | ||||||
| I am sorry for the double post, but wow. You just... you blew me away at "Yiddish cup." | ||||||
| I liked how you said l-o-l and not lowl or laught out loud. | ||||||
| cut)thank you and good day! 5'd cause it was the way i thought he sounded lol. btw sorry for my spelling/grammer errors and length of my post :D. | ||||||
| i got high and listened to the whole thing right after reading the letters in the forums and laughed, bravo my dear man | ||||||
| As Neil would say.... LOL! |
-3 | |||||
| bravo, bravo *clap clap clap* | ||||||
| Nominated for 6 Tony awards! | ||||||
| 55555 | ||||||
| XFD
XFD | ||||||
| A little long but very funny overall. | ||||||
| Well done. | ||||||
| 1000/5
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| "LOL!" | ||||||
| thank you so much. | ||||||
| OMFG LOL! You are so awesome dude. One of the funniest YTMND's Ive ever seen. L-O-L made me almost choke on this ginger ale. | ||||||
| Proof that even with a smart guy's voice, the Baumans still sound like idiots. | ||||||
| You ARE the man now. Dawg!
LOLLE! | ||||||
| I wonder how many times the hypocritical little computer nerd had to look at the dictionary for that little speech. | ||||||
| I bet that even Mr.Bauman couldn't say anything bad about this one, considering that if he had said it out loud it wouldn't have sounded half as good. | ||||||
| Logged in just to five this. You're voice is freaking perfect for this, you must be a proffesional or something. |
-1 | |||||
| very nice | ||||||
| By the way...
People donate.
Max might need the donations people, if he has to go to court that is...
You better pay up, you all got him in this mess. |
-1 | |||||
| haha very awesome | ||||||
| http://everybreath.ytmnd.com yah | ||||||
| Flawless victory. | ||||||
| Pwnt. | ||||||
| "Litteraly ran out the door...LOL"
So awsome lol 5 | ||||||
| Flawless Victory! | ||||||
| This is THE best YTMND ever! | ||||||
| http://cyberterrorists.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| Literally ran out the door. Lawl! | ||||||
| I used to do acting, but I don't have an American accent. This ytmnd for the winning lots of votes | ||||||
| This deserves no less than a perfect 5. | ||||||
| Those mails from Neil were among the funniest things I have ever read =D | ||||||
| This. Rules. End of list. | ||||||
| YES. WIN. 5. |
-3 | |||||
| WHOA!!!! 5 for you!!!!!! | ||||||
| boy i just cant stop advertising, these are too fun. http://nocomma.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| The best YTMND of all time. | ||||||
| eBaumsWorld Inc. is being in the real world? It is a corporation that is making money with having a WEBSITE, ON TEH INTERNETS!!! Also, it represitive curses around just like any "unloved pre-teenager" does. | ||||||
| tehpwner2, shut the f*ck up. | ||||||
| An excellent YTMND with great voice acting. And I most certainly oppose anyone who wishes to steal the hard work of other people. | ||||||
| Amazing Voice Work...it sounds like an actor in a film. | ||||||
| You know what's funny about this? These Bauman idiots try to sound like they're geniuses, but end up sounding no smarter than a console fanboy on GameFAQs. | ||||||
| No YTMND has ever made me laugh this much. Totally unexpected and superb. | ||||||
| That was thoroughly brilliant. Well done. You've got quite the talent for delivery. | ||||||
| FIVE POUNDS AND SEVENTY-NINE PENCE | ||||||
| I feel all classy now | ||||||
| Haha, what kind of tool uses "LOL" and "BTW" in an attempt at a formal email. | ||||||
| THIS IS TRUE LUNACY! | ||||||
| This was so f*cking funny I had to make this: http://myyiddishcup.ytmnd.com/
LAWL! | ||||||
| awesome voice talent | ||||||
| Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Encore! If you had a hat I'd throw some change in it. All that and only "choose" at the end was wrong. It's supposed to be the "past tense" version of the word. | ||||||
| Really nice voice acting. 5. | ||||||
| 5 | ||||||
| Awesome. | ||||||
| Hahaha, good show. | ||||||
| You Sir are in the realms of the greatest Shakespearean actors! I laughed and I cried, Bravo! | ||||||
| Beyond great. | ||||||
| I laughed my f*cking arse off. Twice. | ||||||
| Incredible great! | ||||||
| GREATEST YTMND EVER!!!! LOL!!!! | ||||||
| This is quite impressive I must say.
The whole intro is well put togethere, and I can't help cracking up when hearing your lovely accent
Definate 5. | ||||||
| f*cking brilliant | ||||||
| One more: http://baumangrammar.ytmnd.com OK OK I'm done. | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| You ARE the man now. Dawg!
LOLLE! | ||||||
| "You should submit this to ebaumsworld" Seconded. It only barely qualifies as harrassment and it's definitely legal. | ||||||
| Visiting the corprate offices.LOL pwned!!! | ||||||
| XD, this was ffing brilliant, it sounded just the way it sounded in my head when i first read it | ||||||
| Bravo! Bravo! Viva boomaga and YTMND! | ||||||
| you sir are god | ||||||
| A VERY MOVING PERFORMANCE! A FIVE TO YOU, SIR! ENCORE! ENCORE! | ||||||
| That's dead sexy. | ||||||
| So dead sexy that I forgot to vote. D'oh. | ||||||
| thanks to Rawbe, I can't stop laughing : http://myyiddishcup.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| Thank you soooooo much for reading it instead of using Microsoft Sam or some other crap. That was awesome. Strangely, we don't get to hear the true voice of YTMNDers often. | ||||||
| Shakespearean brilliance. That's all I can say.
Max's reply. NAO. | ||||||
| I love you. | ||||||
| VERY NICE | ||||||
| ::stands up applauding:: here here! 5 | ||||||
| Down in front! | ||||||
| Nice reading! | ||||||
| AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! TALENT | ||||||
| wtf? lol | ||||||
| 5'd, just because of the way you say "lol" | ||||||
| way to have a huge f*cking sound file that costs max like $3.00 each time someone downloads it |
-2 | |||||
| THIS IS MY FAVORITE YTMND EVER
YOU WIN | ||||||
| This is great. | ||||||
| greatest YTMND EVER, I have to ask, do you have your own sound studio or something?! | ||||||
| HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA | ||||||
| HAVE A GREAT DAY. | ||||||
| Genius. | ||||||
| This is the best YTMND ever. | ||||||
| yes Genius man | ||||||
| Best acting ever!!11onehundredandeleven | ||||||
| WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
| I'll pay you to read at my funeral. o_o I'll double it if you can incorporate "Lawl" too. | ||||||
| lmfao. | ||||||
| "Lawl!" You win the internet, sir! | ||||||
| eBaum is full of crap. | ||||||
| I loved it. | ||||||
| you win at the interweb sir. | ||||||
| LOL!!! awesome acting man | ||||||
| BRILLIANT!!!! But, alas, If only we could have paid Sean Connery for a reading...sigh. | ||||||
| Wonderful! | ||||||
| Lawl towards Ebaum, the "professional" *sshole. | ||||||
| hooray | ||||||
| this is simply amazing. i've seen awesome ytmnds, but this is a whole new level | ||||||
| James Paedesten from GTA: San Andreas FTW | ||||||
| Hall of fame | ||||||
| What a splendid sound the human speech can exude when employed by someone so masterfully. Bravo. | ||||||
| Smells like five. | ||||||
| LOL | ||||||
| Excellent, Good sir I have no idea how the hells you pulled off such a thing. Five stars! | ||||||
| 5 starred. good stuff sir! | ||||||
| Watch out dude, you might piss off Eric's dad. | ||||||
| Very Monty Python-esque. I lurve it. | ||||||
| This is real big cinema! | ||||||
| Best. Ever. I listened to the whole thing. The "yiddish cup" part had me in tears | ||||||
| THIS IS TRUE LUNACY! | ||||||
| eBaum has no right to go to the FBI what with their content with hate-crimes. Read their first Hate Mail | ||||||
| That man cannot be his father."lol", "BTW"... |
-2 | |||||
| You sir, are a comedic genius. | ||||||
| I could listen to your voice all day. Haw! This is awesome. You sound like you're actually in front of an audience! | ||||||
| Brilliant. | ||||||
| Absolutely amazing work of art, bravo and encore. | ||||||
| Awesome!! | ||||||
| and i thought MISTER R KYANKA was the best one | ||||||
| Brilliant voice acting. | ||||||
| hoho | ||||||
| bravo | ||||||
| Frigging Hilarious.
Especially the 2nd email.
5'd | ||||||
| This ytmnd PWNS! Thank you for making say, "LOL" it really shows how f*cking stupid Neil is. THANK YOU! LOGGED INTO FIVE'D | ||||||
| F1V3 | ||||||
| I've been listening to this for the past 30 minutes and it's just awesome. | ||||||
| YOU WIN, GOOD DAY SIR!!! | ||||||
| This calls for a six out of five. Best YTMND ever. | ||||||
| LAWL! | ||||||
| I was about to turn it off and 3 you... but then you said "LAWL!" Very good. | ||||||
| ****ING YES! | ||||||
| oh dear god that was funny.. you sir are one hell of a nerd haha, but ridiculously funny | ||||||
| "literaly ran out the door...LOL"
Hahaha |
+1 | |||||
| ...you should really consider professional acting, you're quite good. 5/5 :-D | ||||||
| LOL, I was about to 1 this, then I turned my speakers on. | ||||||
| Can't wait until you make a reading of Max' response. | ||||||
| GOLD! f*ckING GOLD! | ||||||
| I love it, GG | ||||||
