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| Site Title: | I Want To Get Online...I Need A Computer! | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | computer.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | lina | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2004-05-01 01:04:09 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | uncited | ||||||||||
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| lol 5/5 | ||||||
| I predict over 300 000 views by 2008! |
+7 | |||||
| Pretty good. But it's really bugging me, what movie was this from? | ||||||
| don't hate on johnny mnemonic or however the f*ck you spell it. |
+2 | |||||
| That movie was bad*ss. | ||||||
| Need! A computer! | ||||||
| he is so going to get blowed up..computerbomb.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| http://jeffweise.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| what movie is that from?
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| LMAO 5/5 | ||||||
| One minute of searching online found that it's from exactly what HerrHav0k said. Learn the internet. | ||||||
| crap crap crap double crap, keanu is so ghay......5''d | ||||||
| Excellent. | ||||||
| I HEART YOU NEO | ||||||
| Best.Acting.Ever. | ||||||
| JOHNNY MNEUMONIC, IDIOT | ||||||
| Keanu's f*cking brilliant XD | ||||||
| I didn't used to understand why people thought Keanu Reeves was a bad actor. Then I saw this movie. Then I understood. See also: Much Ado About Nothing. | ||||||
| roflmao | ||||||
| It's a trap! | ||||||
| 5 only because IT'S SO TRUE! | ||||||
| Scroll this screen up and down with the scroll wheel....nifty parallax on the preview image! (at least on my machine) | ||||||
| I thought it was funny. | ||||||
| Great Quote! | ||||||
| I NEED! ACTING LESSONS! | ||||||
| Isn't that movie "Paycheck"? | ||||||
| his acting is even better than the "whoa" in the matrix. | ||||||
| Baha, Keanu Reeves is the worst actor ever. | ||||||
| f*cking pwnt | ||||||
| http://f*ckharrygoddammit.ytmnd.com/ - My tribute to Cage (Fix the * with a 'u') | ||||||
| lol internet | ||||||
| hahaha heartssssssssss | ||||||
| haha | ||||||
| Bad actor: Yes. Best Quote ever from him: Yes. | ||||||
| Quite funny. | ||||||
| How does this man still have a job... | ||||||
| nothing gets past keanu... | ||||||
| Its how i felt too. | ||||||
| roffle in my waffle | ||||||
| I want to get online. I NEED a comPUter!
Hehe. | ||||||
| i need a computer | ||||||
| I NEED!... A COMPUTER! | ||||||
| That's oscar quality acting right there. Take note actors. | ||||||
| lmao | ||||||
| For some reason, out of all ytmnds, this one is my favorite and I laugh everytime I hear it. Thank you Keanu Reeves. | ||||||
| This brings back memories of the "I NEED toilet paper" skit | ||||||
| dont we all... | ||||||
| I f*ckin love it | ||||||
| I WANT ROOM SERVICE!! | ||||||
| I never realized how awesome that movie is. | ||||||
| Win | ||||||
| You need many things, Keanu. One of them is a form of cell found in brains. Brain. Cell. Brain cells. | ||||||
| I just say that movie on TnT. I couldn't stop laughing once i heard it. | ||||||
| lol, *dies* | ||||||
| hahahaah. | ||||||
| Pretty neat. | ||||||
| someone help keanu | ||||||
| johnny mneumonic was f-ing great | ||||||
| You NEED a 5. | ||||||
| meh... 5/5 | ||||||
| Hhaha | ||||||
| Five, just because I JUST watched that movie again yesterday. SOMEBODY PLEASE do one with the "I WANT ROOMSERVICE" rant. | ||||||
| gay | ||||||
| haha, dude you're getting a dell! | ||||||
| brilliant | ||||||
| lmfao | ||||||
| Almost sounds like he's having an orgasm... o_0 | ||||||
| Lol, I remember seeing this movie a while back.. | ||||||
| cheesiest line, you win sir! | ||||||
| Yet more proof that Keanu Revees is an overpayed sh*tty actor. | ||||||
| love. | ||||||
| loled | ||||||
| I fell on the f*cking ground. | ||||||
| someone rape keanu reeves slowly with a chainsaw | ||||||
| nice | ||||||
| SUPER JOB | ||||||
| Final justification of Reeves' suckacity. | ||||||
| Changity-chang! 5/5! | ||||||
| 3'd because if you can see this, you have a computer already. | ||||||
| He really needs that computer, lol | ||||||
| LMAO that's me when I'm on vacation. | ||||||
| that quote is $, baby. keanu reeves is $, baby. 5'd is $, baby. | ||||||
| SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE MY BROTHER - A WoW ADDICT.
THIS IS TRUE OF EVERYONE WHO GOES TO THIS SITE.
the scent of fad is thick in the air | ||||||
| I want to get online.... I need good acting lessons. | ||||||
| He may be a sh*tty actor, but hey, he KNOWS KUNG FU! | ||||||
| I thought I 1ed this about a year ago. | ||||||
| JOHNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY | ||||||
| I want my clothes LAUNDERED...In Tokyo! | ||||||
| Why? |
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| I NEED a COMPUTER! I've been there... | ||||||
| f*cking classic, welcome back to the top 15! | ||||||
| All hail the classic YTMDN!!! | ||||||
| I feel this way all the time. Hahahahaha. | ||||||
| that's ausom
lol
sadly i was like that for a while | ||||||
| WTS [Computer] PST | ||||||
| This makes no sense to me. At all. Oh well. | ||||||
| my favorite ytmnd for some reason | ||||||
| Funny, funny, funny. A tribute to Picard: http://picardmemory.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| Lmao, great | ||||||
| *SODASCREEN!* This is great! Now all he needs is a 1000.00 a night hooker and a cameo by Henry Rollins! | ||||||
| 5'd. | ||||||
| same here, keanu. | ||||||
| re : mrexican's comment - you gotta be king dumbsh*t | ||||||
| Keanu Reeves is the worst. | ||||||
| NoGodExists is a dipsh*t. | ||||||
| It'd be great if someone made a MySpace version. | ||||||
| Woah! | ||||||
| SOMEONE PLZ SET US UP THE COMPUTER | ||||||
| Another Oscar-worthy Keanu Reeves performance snubbed by the academy :( | ||||||
| LMAO!! | ||||||
| Can't seem to get enough of this one. | ||||||
| win | ||||||
| Pretty good. | ||||||
| i NEED this ytmnd | ||||||
| I've always liked this one. So I felt a need to make this: http://keanureevesytmnd.ytmnd.com/
now I NEED to go... | ||||||
| hahaha! i love this one! reeves is such a d-bag... what movie is this from, anyway? | ||||||
| I find myself mimicing this quote to people whenever I have to get on the internet. | ||||||
| keanu reeves humps fish sticks | ||||||
| ah, keanu reeve's acting at its worst | ||||||
| pix pls | ||||||
| needs its own domain and private hosting | ||||||
| I see the parallax too. ^_^
PS. I. NEED! A comPUter! | ||||||
| Woah.. | ||||||
| http://idontlikefingersupmybutt.ytmnsfw.com/ | ||||||
| LOL INTERNET...mah compudah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 | ||||||
| lol dont we all... | ||||||
| LOL 5/5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
| CUMPEWETERRRRRRRRR | ||||||
| rock. | ||||||
| Classic, what YTMND was all about. | ||||||
| So funny, Keanu can't act... lawl | ||||||
| CANS!!! It's just CANS! | ||||||
| you know what, after carful consideration, I have finnaly decided that, these old style YTMNDs are, well, lame, and we have come far enought to realize that they suck, and must never be repeted. | ||||||
| rofl keanu is a porn addict | ||||||
| One of my all-time favorites. | ||||||
| The Robots have taken me. Please send help. | ||||||
| I got a fever....and I NEEEEED a computer.... | ||||||
| go go go mighty acting powers! | ||||||
| Maybe I'm missing something, but I just don't get the humor in this.
He sounds funny, so 5'd. | ||||||
| I want to get online-I-NEED! ...a computer! | ||||||
| I think its from that movie called hackers. I remember watching it on the free on demand movies. | ||||||
| I've never seen Johnny Neumonic. But the Gumpy's Pizza in Columbus had the Johnny Neumonic pinball machine last time I was there, and that thing kicks *ss - 5/5 for good taste in arcade games. | ||||||
| Keanu Reeves...lol | ||||||
| Hahaha! He's a f*cking terrible actor. | ||||||
| OH SHI! So that's what I forgot! | ||||||
| Holy sh*t, that's Keanu? Five'd then. | ||||||
| Still god damn funny | ||||||
| Best movie ever. I'm so going to the 5 dollar bin and getting this. | ||||||
| ACTING!! | ||||||
| URGH, I saw this movie for free with when it came out in theaters and I still feel I need that 2 hours back. | ||||||
| this one made me dl the movie. i mean barrow it. i mean rented it from block buster. oh ya spam http://iluvjews.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| LMFAO! 5'D | ||||||
| Keanu couldn't act himself out of a wet paper bag. | ||||||
| Emotion! | ||||||
| lol, I love the emotion. who says that in RL I mean really..
i NEED...a drink! or something like that. no one..bad acting ftw | ||||||
| TRIBUTE! http://keanucomp.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| WTF | ||||||
| sounds like me in the mornings/afternoons/evenings. | ||||||
| I WANT A CLUB SANDWICH! | ||||||
| 5 :) | ||||||
| I want to vote 5, I NEED a good ytmnd | ||||||
| 4 for creative line delivery | ||||||
| he wants to go to ytmnd | ||||||
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| ha. 5. | ||||||
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| lol didn't I 5 it already? | ||||||
| He needs a computer to save the world. Again. | ||||||
| I laughed out loud. So f*ckin' funny. 5'd! | ||||||
| crazy sh*t 5/5 stars :D | ||||||
| This should've been made years ago. | ||||||
| I know how you feel, Keanu. | ||||||
| one of my favs | ||||||
| I have been in the same predicament many times before. | ||||||
| SHHHH I CANT HEAR KEANU | ||||||
| Deliver 320 gigs in 24 hours or die of memory overload? Jeez I can do that with $300 and a trip to best buy in 2006 without risking death and bad lines. | ||||||
| classic | ||||||
| Fived for greatness | ||||||
| I love how he's basically saying "COMPEWTAR!" | ||||||
| He took the wrong pill | ||||||
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| wow you can take a movie poster and a sound clip from the movie and put them together*sarcastic clap* | ||||||
| ^ kind of like the original ytmnd, you f*cking idiot | ||||||
| NotSoMuch, your account should be deleted. This IS ytmnd in all its glory... | ||||||
| johnny menenoneoenic is a cool film | ||||||
| NO f*ckING SOURCES! | ||||||
| lol Reeves. Intawebs addict (just like us) | ||||||
| Your acting's a 10. We need a 4. | ||||||
| lulz. | ||||||
| woah... | ||||||
| Reeves for the win! | ||||||
| he's using the same infliction as Caboose from RedvsBlue.com | ||||||
| Alot of times I've wanted to get online, and I NEEDED a computer. | ||||||
| I think he took his acting coach's advice a little too seriously when he was told to keep his motivation in mind...I NEEEEED | ||||||
| bad acting ftw | ||||||
| Keanu... ugh... | ||||||
| Sounds like caboose. | ||||||
| lol, Johnny Mnemonique | ||||||
| Gotta love Keanu | ||||||
| Classic quote. Just classic. | ||||||
| im giving myself a 5 because i used that line at my schools library | ||||||
| I like it ***** | ||||||
| 5'd because of hilarity... and "im giving myself a 5 because i used that line at my schools library" | ||||||
| lmao | ||||||
| keanu reeves = win | ||||||
| the background matches with that guy. | ||||||
| 5 bit addict | ||||||
| stupid | ||||||
| I can realte 100% | ||||||
| you fail, please try again ^_^ | ||||||
| unlistedsources.ytmnd.com................ | ||||||
| 5 because sexymofo is a 10year-old f*g? | ||||||
| Every time I see this title, I keep thinking its going to be one of those hilariusly bad computer store commercials. Woo for bionic dolphins! | ||||||
| internets are serious bizz
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| I NEED...a COMPUTER. Hellothar 5. | ||||||
| By following the 'http://picturesoundtext.ytmnd.com' mantra, insta-5. | ||||||
| No you don't. All you need is a cell phone. Or a Blackberry. | ||||||
| Good thing he barely spoke in The Matrix. | ||||||
| Fad worthy. | ||||||
| omg, umm... Still needs more vagina | ||||||
| 1337bix | ||||||
| frig yeah | ||||||
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| Favourite'd. | ||||||
| MUST...GET...COMPUTER!!!! | ||||||
| i must look like a jerk giving a 3 after a long line of 5's and favs, but it was pretty boring imo. | ||||||
| He needs his porn. | ||||||
| He should have stuck with the whole Bill & Ted thing | ||||||
| you win, keep up the good work. ;D | ||||||
| win | ||||||
| CITE OR DIE MOTHERF*CKER!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
| Hmm, after I realized I've used this line in public I need to reconsider my vote | ||||||
| lol, keanu loves teh pr0n | ||||||
| I love his emphasis on NEED | ||||||
| AWESOME | ||||||
| reeves was horrible in that movie. but, dolph lundgren made it all worthwhile. | ||||||
| I need to put this as my startup sound.. | ||||||
| funny cause its true | ||||||
| 5' for keanu | ||||||
| The black shakes! | ||||||
| F*gmuffins all around! | ||||||
| Thats what happens when you have to much information. | ||||||
| My friend's dad directed this movie, and he's never heard the end of it. This is the funniest Keanu line EVER. | ||||||
| Hilarious ! | ||||||
| i liked it | ||||||
| horrible movie, great ytmnd | ||||||
| haha | ||||||
| Oh God, Johnny F*cking Mnemonic | ||||||
| sounds like my friend who is addicted to wow | ||||||
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