I give you credit for presentation but this Chuck Norris fad is tired.

5 for the cherokee fact

This wins.

Dude, f*cking wins for "Mambo Gallego".

I still think the best one is "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits." Pretty damned good.

This has to be one of the best tymnd.

I had the idea to do a YTMND like this a while back, never went through with it. Great job though, but make sure you fix one of the later frames where faded text is still visible.

Pretty funny idea, though a tad long. Some of the frames contain glitches. Work on fixing that and this'll get a 5.

Well, you're using the originals at least.

Did anything happen in the end? It got boring after about a minute. http://picturesoundtext.ytmnd.com/

should be "as if this were original" not "was original"

-1

I enjoyed it, but weren't a lot of those originally Vin Diesel facts?

The best part about this YTMND is that it makes the point that non-originality gets too much credit on this site while still satisfying those who need obvious humour.

fixed faded text...I think.

+1

Ownership

old. dumb. quit this idiotic fad. i will now offend you: I CAN KICK CHUCK NORRIS' ASS, AND I CAN DO IT WHILE I'M TYPING A NOVEL. WHICH TAKES TWO SECONDS FOR ME.

actually, that wasn't faded text. You were so blinded by the roundhouse kick to the face you were seeing ghost images... ;)

Did I tell you you're my idol?

The Robots have taken me. Please send help.

I enjoyed it.

3 for half of those facts originally being Vin Diesel facts, and copied over by people with no originality. Although this is not directly your fault, you should know better. Vin would be ashamed.

KNOWN better...

I don't get it. The Vin Diesel fact generator has been around longer. The Mr. T fact generator has been around I think the same amount of time as the Chuck Norris fact generator. Yet Chuck Norris is the popular one. Oh well, 4'd

Great.

I was thinking about making something like this yesterday, but it would've sucked.

because chuck rules and vin diesel is lame and mr. t isn't really around. oh and this ytmnd featured poor image ready skills FTL

Chuck Norris is a f*g.

-1

Okay...I usually don't write comments but I just wanted to say if I could bet more than 5, I would. Then ask Chuck Norris if he gets ice cream headaches.

Snape kills Dumbledore! 0.00% original content, yet it still gets a fifen??

By the way the song is the D-code version of Mambo Gallego, The old Adult Swim theme

Ugh, some of you still don't get the point of YTMND, or of creativity for that matter. It's not about being 100% original. It's about taking a mixture of old concepts and making something new. Same reason we have sex.

Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad. But it's always composed of old ideas. Yes, even great art by the likes of Shakespeare, Beethoven and Monet.

There is a qualitative difference, of course; but the idea still stands. New art is old art with a twist.

I love you man. Not as much as I love the Chuck.

If this doesnt make it to the 10 15, then people are gay. Lol. 5'd

Remember when it was the Vin Diesel fact generator?

5'd for ITG music.

5 For owning NASA

Odd.

This one wins, the A-S music really helps it along. I lol'd @ flashed "snape kills dumbledore"

Haha, what song is this? I know it was the classic Adult Swim theme back between 2001-2002ish

For for the old school Adult Swim, You should have made a pool backround like them though.

hey mother f*cker http://chucknorrisfacts.ytmnd.com/ i made it a wile ago

4'd. 3 for it being quite entertaining, and one simply because adult swim sucks

Most of those are actually Vin Diesel facts which some douchebag replaced Vin Diesel with Chuck Norris. f*g.

dumb.

What song is that? someone tell me its FTW

WIN!!!

Being self aware is only funny when it leads you to something worth saying.

Still unoriginal. So basically all you did was (admittingly) take many other people's work and PowerPoint'd that sh*t? f*ck YOU AND f*ck YOUR FAMILY YOU THIEF. NO BREAD ON THEIR TABLE SO YOU CAN GET A 5. KILL YOURSELF AND f*ck THE BODY.

Chuck Norris is a goddamn goon...

I love Chuck Norris but this is boring. Since well all you are doing is what Adult Swim does...and thats only funny because it's quick filler. This is really nothing more then a bad rip off of adult swim.

Vin Diesel is far superior to Chuck Norris in every way. Chuck Norris has openly admit none of this is true. When Vin Diesel was questioned about it, he simply said "NO COMMENT" Get out of here now!

Best YTMND f*cking ever!

lame AND awesome.

4ing because Chuck Norris is awesome, and So is D-Code...But for christ sake. use an Mp3.

ha haaa.. truly funny facts

Those comments are stolen from the Vin Diesel site...

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ complete failure.

This sucks Vin diesel is the original

"once ate an entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it" sorry, thats Bill Brasky. one star for stealing

Too gorram long for a YTMND-Swim bump. OWWWW MY ATTENTION SPAN! Just so you know, I rarely get things "two'd!"

man this is so f*cking great

What's that song?

I wish I could vige this 6 / 5...pure awesome. Chuck Norris is so badass, he got 5 / 0 stars!

the song is D-code by Dust Devil

Became too long.

this should be number one right now and for all time. and no, the norris fad is not tired. that guy that said that is just a douche bag.

Are these guys who are voting 1 saying that someone ACTUALLY took content from the internet and posted it on ytmnd? It's unheard of! This guy used the chuck norris facts better than you losers. That's why he's on the first page.

Chuck Norris is old, and ripping off the adult swim format doesn't make it cool.

This is a bit pants. But I'll give you a 3 because I like the music.

Many of those are just Bill Brasky quotes, just with the names switch... f*ck Chuck Norris.

5. dont care if you copied it. presentation wins

f*ck you

Wait he only spent 45 minutes having sex with the waitress? Thats like an insult to Chuck Noris not a compliment.

Ok, I watched the whole thing, it still sucks.

I liked it. Snape kills Dumbledore.

Minimal effort, minimal ingenuity. Apparently a lot of people out there haven't simply seen it all before.

what is this "we" bullsh*t, do you have a team of mexican ytmnders working in your basement for butt sex and slave wages? LOL!

law and order

Those facts are old and I dont get why Norris is so popular nowdays

Lawl

wow... that is good..

THIS STUFF SUCKED!!!

Chuck Norris fad was NEVER funny

Pwnt.

Stoeled from www.chucknorrisfacts.com

chuck norris is overrated

1 for stolen, and also for you taking from Vin Diesel's facts.

D-Code is a song I can do on hard, so 5. :D

This Site needs to be Renames - CNTMND (Someone needed to make something using that)... :) ZyX2323

lawl

"We ditched originality" I agree, not only did you use Chuck Norris, the oldest f*cking sh*t in the book, you also took the basic idea of the old IHeartTubby site with the comments at the beginning. And you also viewhacked.

Wtf is with Chuck Norris!? This leads me to beleive you are homosexual.

its ok at least give teh credit where you got the stuff from

1 star got getting the first fact wrong. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

Dont emulate Adult Swim because your not funny

You get a 10! 5 for the amazing facts and 5 for D-Code

I don't like how you took the whole setup from adult swim.

HAH...I liked the part where it said he was suing NBC for "Law" & "Order"...Trademarked names for his left and right leg.

-4 for ripping off AS.

+5 for Adult Swim. People bashed me for that. -2 for wrong first fact. He has cried, he admitted it.

Why the f*ck cant you come up with some of your own reasons. STOP f*ckING TAKING THEM OFF THAT dumB "30 Facts about Chuck Norris" SITE!

hey guess what CHUCK NORRIS FACTS ARENT FUNNY

Yay, adult swim is for queers

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay. It is because he has run out of women.

Yay an old adult swim reference(The new one sucks). Also some very vital facts.

WTF U STOLE THEM FROM VIN DIESEL I SHALL HUNT U DOWN AND EAT UR CHILDREN LOLOLOLOL.

every 5 here is from people who have never seen them. -3 for vin diesel steals

no not rly no, huh?

Nice Gif and music, I've just seen ALL of these jokes before.

Wow when you said Originality was going out the window you weren't kidding.. 1'd.

I was going to give it a 1 for Chuck Norris, but it was pretty well done.

even tho ive seen all these facts before, the music just adds a cool effect

You needed some jazz.

Saying that you're throwing originality out the window doesn't give you an excuse to throw originality out of the window. I still like this format, though, so 3'd. (and I got the last ones!)

Vin Diesel solely created the NAACP, and the KK, for amusement purposes.

5 for AS parody.

I give you one star for the subliminal message. However, the Chuck Norris facts are a ripoff of the Vin Diesel ones. Hell, four of those were originally Vin facts, you just changed the name. (Brick wall, objects in room, stripper, and something else, I'm

...not rewatching it to remember what the other ripoff was.)

1 for it being a cheap rip off of Adult Swim and being too long with only copy and pasted facts.

LOL

hey mother f*cker http://chucknorrisfacts.ytmnd.com/ i made it a wile ago

4 for the AS bg music

chuck norris fad will never be tiring.

http://picturesoundtext.ytmnd.com/

Perfect. I must have lold 10x.

I'm on the fence about this one. Modern Adult Swim sucks, and the Chuck Norris facts are pretty old. However, you did use Mambo Gallego, so I'll give you a 3.

Also, for future reference, if you're going to imitate AS's cards, the font is Helvetica Neue Condensed Bold.

Did anyone notice that it says "Snape kills dumbledore" when all of the first comments are coming up like "?" and "F*ck you" ?

One, half of those are Vin Diesel facts, which have been around far longer than the Chuck ones. When did this Chuck sh*t take off? Everyone I know is talking about it, did it hit MTV or something? The Chuck ones are low, it's half "Chuck word word word r

adult swim bumps never last this long, music is adult swimish though, points for that, and come up with new chuck norris facts.

boo

While visiting New Orleans, Chuck Norris sneazed causing thousands to die and millions of dollars in damage. He later asked the mayor if the city could then be rebuilt from chocolate because he was hungry.

All of them here are also on http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ .

what is that music? it kicks ass

Holy sh*t that was great. Huzzah for [adultswim]

1 for overused facts.

i love these ytmnd swim ones... keep it up!! this one was a bit long, though

eh. i think reading them on a list is more effective than on this ytmnd.

Man, those Chuck norris facts are so tired. I'm gonna give you a 3 anyway though, just in case you were being cleverly ironic. Oh, and the music rocks.

Ingenious. Adult Swim FTW

chuck norris is played the f*ck out so is adult swim, but some points for trying

1 for using overused jokes and a slideshow.

real funny but yo should credit the website u got them from

adult swim + funny *ss facts FTW!

[ytmnd swim] LoLZ! interweb

You changed the Chuck Norris's tears fact. :(

Only a 4, because you forgot the best one: "When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet. The lake gets Chuck Norris"

guahha chuck norris dude never gets old so classic

this still deserves a five even if the jokes are old. presented very well

i got bored because i already heard thema ll befor

because i haven't seen these 100 times already...

YOU ASS!

crap

goooooood

Wrong! Chuck Norris does have a weakness. http://chuck1weakness.ytmnd.com/

Those arent credits at the end of Walker Texas Ranger, its a list of the people Chuck Norris round house kicked that day.

I would have liked it, except you only reused Norris facts. Come up with something new.

it's ytmnds like this that makes me ashamed to be a member of this community.

5 for causing rabblerausers to post rabbles and cause rousing.

Lame. Get some new Chuck Norris stuff.

Win.

f*ggot

f*ck I wish I could get 13k views in a day by stealing a bunch of stuff from other sites

stolen, fu

This isn't funny, you just stole quotes off of the random fact site. Plus this Chuck Norris deal is out of hand. You just tried to ride the fad into the top 15. Go away.

omg, that was f*ckin funny!

This rocks for the "Snake Killed Dumbledore" that flashes across the bottom right at the intro screen...and some awesome facts.

Give credit, ph00l. 1'd. http://4q.cc

My god this is funny sh*t :(

you might want to fix the image, i can see a faded outline of the text that you didnt erase all the way.

Bravo, my friend.

Simply amazing. Funny funny funny.

Sorry but this doesn't deserve any more than a 1.

ChuckNorrisFacts.com Rip off

-5 for GAY *ss Chuck Norris Fad +1 for old AS music.

+5 for chuck, -2 for using the ones on the top 30 facts

WZTF Some of facts are Vin Diesel facts.

Come on guys, let's all hop on the bandwagon.

Home come none of the YTMNDs are ever done in the original Japanise?

Absolutely superb... i laughed my *ss off

not really that funny

The cake one and the shedding skin ones are straight ripoffs of the old Bill Brasky sketches.

5

5'd Well done!

+5 so Norris doesn't kick my ass

This was acutally pretty funny.

5 for using my "chuck norris is the only man to play a brick wall in tennis" quote.. and yes i am the one that f*ckin said it first like a year ago.

That blew. If i want chuck norris facts, ill go to the damn site.

8===D~~~

f*ck you

here's one: Chuck Norris founded Kick Drugs Out Of America in 1990. Since then, new drugs have been invented constantly to combat the rate of drugs being kicked out.

We don't like this one either.

Please make more.

Man I always had a funny feeling that wasn't a bomb droped... always had that gut feeling it was something more powerful.

5d for excellent music choice

Meh, it is, as you have pointed out yourself, unoriginal. Funny, but unoriginal. Plus, the stripper in the cake is from a saturday night live sketch. As is "Chuck Norris breastfed John Madden, has a toenail on the end of his penis, killed Wolfman Jack w

f*g

amazing, seriosuly, amazing

4 for effort. Even though some of them weren't the greatest

Heh heh!

this blows

you win at least a couple internets, well done

logged on to five, you can pick up your internet on the way out

my eyes glazed over after the 300th frame

I think it's pretty corny that you're trying to rip off Adult Swim's humor. It's like the idiots who say "I'm Rick James, Bitch". They're so lame that they have to live off Dave Chapelle for comic relief.

LOL, NICE

lol, wtf stolen from fact generator..

u ebaum =(

PHAIL FAIL PHAIL VIN DIESEL VIN DIESEL OWNS YOU http://chucknorrisisafake.ytmnd.com/

All facts taken off http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

I really don't understand the deal with Chuck Norris.

It's old everyone has seen the site but i still laugh at it good job

f*cking...Ownage.

5, especialy for the hiroshima joke, thats fricken' awesome lol. ~Peace~

When Pop Culture and Sub Culture met to have a three-way with Internet Culture, YTMNDswim was the result. All three involved have since denied bringing said offspring to term.

dude you suck, you just copy and paste sh*t from that one website, get some originality

Chuck pwns....

So what you did was, you found the Chuck Norris Facts site, and copy-and-pasted the text onto an Adult Swim template. Nice.

lol... I love that tiny message at the very begginging, but you ruined it for me :( did anyone else get that tiny messege?

555555555555555555555555555

thanks for telling me everything i had ALREADY HEARD. try to be original next time perhaps.

i give it a five and plus the music is badass... keep on doing the swims..

I like how you just took other's funny ideas.

ugh, i hate adult swim wanabes... i hate adult swim. but, i'll give you a 5 because i love everyone.

this is awsome

zzz this sucks it is boring. The chuck norris fad is cool this is not

probably 100% stollen, but I lol'd and you worked hard :D

lol

Ooooooh yes. Laughed the whole time. 5'd. Absolutely hilarious.

Who cares if it's stolen material, it's friggin' good. Chuck Norris will kill you, though.

You need to add the Sound Origin to the site info. Makes it easier for those people below who obviously don't read the earlier comments.

5 for the Adult Swim Music. That was one of the first songs they used on black bg w/ white text format.

sucks much. wannabe and old

the one about him eating an entire cake before he found out that there was a stripper in it was from a Saturday Night Live skit. it was about Bill Brasky. one for stealing something from Bill Brasky.

The music makes it for sure. Great sh*t

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that the universe exploded. So, he challeneged God to an arm-wrestling match, won, and made God re-make the Universe.

Fix the stuff where you can semi see the text and such. Still, you get a 5.

Good for making fun of fads.

I'm in tears from all the lol'ing.

Lol @ Nagasaki punch

lol gotta love it. i was waiting for someone to take the hundreds of hilarious chuck norris facts and throw them into one ytmnd. The Vietnam War ended 40 years ago. Nobody told Chuck Norris.

not only is this THE difinitive chuck noris fad YTMND, but it also shows all those impatiant YTMND purist that long YTMNDs can be hilarious. they suck, you, however, rule. 5 pts

cleaned up a lot of the ghost text and posted a new one ytmndswim05.ytmnd.com - lol!!! teh f@g with teh ytmnd5 though he was teh r0x0rz!!eleventy!1

what a steaming pile of porpoise excrement

Loved the Amelia Earheardt bit.