I wanna see his limit break.

I still hate RPGs... thanks for making such fun of them.

great parody of a great game and of jesus 5'd lol

This rocks, and ^ if you hate rpgs either you are a f*g or havent played any good ones, die kthx

holy sh*t i wanna see him fight sephiroth, maybe add some sound effects 5/5

LAWL

when the audience is gasping the mp goes back up to 999 then back to 949 after it

Thanks, fixed it.

Oh PLEASE become a successful fad.

you win teh internets.

haha

LOL he went all out with the "curaga" did he?

This was one of the most intense battle in video game history.

Like matt said, limit break. Good stuff though

Haha, oh man. That's good stuff.

Make him use Esuna on a blind guy. Then make him use a Phoenix Down on Lazarus.

This site delivers! Laughs had all around!

I marked-out for the FF3/Jesus,LOL combination. 5'd!

best jesus site i've seen, lol.

You win. Good day sir.

I would so buy that game.

Excellent work. Except it would be better if you made those magic lights swirl around the guy when he's healed, like the game.

5 stars for music, image, use of magic and jesus!

you should make another one where jesus summons a gf

is it just me or does jesus look like chuck norris?

Could've thrown in some funny magic abilties, but still quality.

I kept hoping he would cast Firaga on accident :(....I watched it for 3 repititions hoping you added something like that ;P.

BTW, please accidently make him cast Firaga on the guy :).

I also want to see his limit break.

5'd for the FFVII parody.

Have Jesus damage him so that he goes back to being unhealed. Will loop cooler....heal, unheal, heal, unheal, heal, unheal. imho. still 5'd though.

xxblindchildxx is the winner with his suggestion, for perfect loop have him nuke the guy with Limit Break or Firaga or something, then heal him...glorious ;). Our god is an awesome god.

5 just for hearing Nobuo.

Firaga! *boom* "Ow, how could you?" "Well, it's not hard when you're Jesus, LOL."

Our God IS an awesome God.

you. are. amazing.

It's Easy when you're Jeezy LOL

A W E S O M E

5 for the quote "10/5".

Making fun of Jesus is "oh-so-old" but still it never ceases to amuse me. GJD00DGG

Kinda looks like chuch

Limit break.

"10/5!"

The Robots have taken me. Please send help.

I lol'd. What game wouldn't be complete without a Jesus Character. Hes like, the Son of christ, LOL!

10/5 for "10/5!" :P

lol at image source.

jesus always wins, lol

LMAO I logged in just to give this a 5 lol

10/5

Jesus always wins 5'd

Win! But we need more rpg :D

uhhhhh.....

lol!

This makes baby Jesus laugh. 5 for the Jesus!

Rofl! more more! also make him link cure with all materia :P

That's lol'ed d00d

Yeah, make him do a limit breaker on satan!

LOL Curaga's a bit much. Cure would have done the job.

hey mp

Oh man I want a see an RPG of Jesus vs Hitler. THAT WOULD PWN

pure genius

Lol nice follow-up on my ytmnd very professional^^

Excellent. Also, interesting combination of FF8 spells and FF7.

LOL OMG WTF BBQ!? GTFO! Fifen!

lol, 5

Insta 5 for FFVII music

lol new fad. 5

Jesus is a level 99 White Mage

Decent.

this was funny, god would laugh, 5.

1 because his MP resets. Ha ha, just kidding. 3 because it's pretty good.

blizzaga?? firaga?? in FF7 PAH! *fanboy alert*

lmao "image source e3 footage"

Awesome, but all magic should be like this... ice, ice 2, ice 3, etc etc. The ara and aga didn't come until FF8 and so on. *FANBOY ALERT*

No doubt this will become a fad.

LOL! That was nice.

That was great! LoL... Reminds me of Final Fantasy.

u s8954 piss

hahahaha lol

Using FFVII = instant win 5'D!

good effort

wasnt really that funny. you know whatss going to happen just by reading the title.

OMG HAHA needs O RLY? ftw

THIRD PART IS HERE: http://jesusrpg3.ytmnd.com/

btw monsterparty: you did an awesome job, i really hope this becomes a new fad... i already have ideas for part 4 ... :D

hahaha

f*ck that... lets see him cast ultima

lol "10/5!"

curaga isnt in FF7 pls jesus' curgag would probley do 9999 as his magic power is 999 and Pwr * (((Stat ^ 2) / 6) + Pwr)/ 4 and curaga is power 80. Which would cap at 9999. when that noob probley only has like 100 hp. Jesus doesnt waste mp

Wow that is so nerd I can't even believe it.

You sir, simply must find something else to do.

f*g

lol @ 10/5

wow Pherguson, you are a f*cking retard. Why dont you just say 'jesus isnt even in ff' instead of your homosexual nerd rant.

Oh I love religious humor like this. but...the battle theme from what game? =x

not sh*t hes not in FF7 but he used cure 2 not curaga when he did it in book of mormon, so go eat some more negrocock

5'd cause FF7 is the f*ckin' greatest RPG (together with Fallout and Planescape)

Thank you for making a tasteful Jesus site (I'm Baptist... yeah I know sue me). May Jesus bless you... lol.

"The ara and aga didn't come until FF8 and so on." They were in the JP versions before that but not in the US ones due to space issues.

best jesus lol yet

LOL

lol, great stuff, you should make it so Jesus gets to choose what he wants to say.

hahaha! awesome!

I wish he had more... Unique spells. I was waiting to see some comedic magic names, but was dissapointed. 4/5.

I laughed many a time.

Check out phergusonfailslol.ytmnd.com Your YTMND has inspired me. XD

jesus saves!

More. Now.

LOL JESUS. hahah, awesome use of FFVII and jesus! 5 stars ftw.

http://stephenkingsbulge.ytmnd.com/

lol

Holy smoke! 5'd.

Pure Genius!

Rpgs make me smile. After 9 years of pleading, this year I'm finally getting ff7 for my b-day. God, thank you. All of the references I never knew will be revealed.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

i don't think LOL jesus got a fair shot at being a fad. LOL jesus needs to catch on! +5 starz for LOL Jesus!

if i had seen this when i was 12, i would have had a much more profound understanding of christianity

That's the sexiest thing ever.

Good job! Funny and unique!

It would have been funnier if it were blindna or whatever that spell is called that cures blindness.

5'd

ZOMG, ITS JESUS LOL

+5 for FF7

ff7 didn't have suffixes like firaga, they were still old school with fire3. but funny ytmnd anyway.

ADD WINKING!

hilarious, but pardon me for being a noob but what does 10/5 mean?

FF7 has Cure 1 Cure 2 and Cure 3. =CCCCCCCC

Pherguson, you fail even more, due to the fact that Cure 2 is CURA, and Cure 3 is CURAGA. learn your FF. Great ytmnd, it made me laugh something fierce. XD

awesome

beep.............beep.................beep....beep...beep.beepBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP TEH FUNAY IS FOUND!!! 5'd

People downvote for the most idiotic reasons.

definitely deserving of a 10/5

yeah noticed i said curaga(cure 3) would be mp ineffieceint, thats why in The book of mormon jesus used cure 2(cura) like ive said. Also is was cure 3 in Japenese version its cure in hiragana and then the number 3(san) all in hiragana symbols

Every Jesus site NEEDS a wink

Definatley a winner

This is one of the greatest ytmnd's I have ever seen.

Jesus, lol, what a great guy

JESUS CHRIST!!!!! I FIVE'D THIS!

Man I love the reasons you people voted 1, and I laugh. FOOLISH NERDS, WHO GIVES A f*ck IF HE USED THE WRONG KIND OF HEALS, THIS ISN'T FF7 IN GENERAL ANYWAY.

IT'S JESUS, LOL FANTASY!!

Lol, it's just a website. Making a point. Chill. =]

5 for saying it was E3 footage.

Meh, fine, ok I admit I overreacted but I was just telling it like it is. It's one small thing and it doesn't take away from my score. It's pointless. ...lol I didn't notice the "E3 Footage" Source XD choice

Haaaa people after believe this stuff.

FF7 Jesus. Beautiful.

WE WANT JESUS LIMIT BREAK!!! oh yeah, 5'ed

HAHAHAHA

ha.

But can he resurrect Aerith?!

AHAHAHAHA ya do a limit break!!!1

LOL @ E3 footage

the battle theme plays in jesus' head all the time.

The next installment will be up tonight!

I love Jesus, and I'm a good Christian; I believe in God's infinite power as well as his infinitely perfect sense of humor. JesusRPG FTW!!

lmfao halarious

not funny

10/5!

10/5 lolz

Final Fantasy VII had the best regular battle music of the entire series, in my opinion

YES!

Sounds like the Chrono Cross Boss battle music. Please tell me it is.

"10/5" wins it. make more of these plz!

5 5 5 5 5

A new adventure: http://jesuslolrpg.ytmnd.com

OK, the E3 footage comment was hilarious.

hilarious lol

Win.

a worthy successor to the original

hahaha! contraversy time! jesus... IS DEAD! he died ooh, I'd say just about 2005 years ago. he ain't coming back, he's not magical, and in fact he was a loser who knew some parlor tricks. 2'd.

oh yeah, also... it's FINAL fantasy. no wonder square needs to absorb smaller companies and be a bitch to disney, you can only push the word "FINAL" so far! hope this is their FINAL year then they DIE!

hehe, Jesus is a white mage

hahahah, your stupid, "I'd say just about 2005 years ago" hahah, what, was he one year old when he died? lol

Why is this not #1?

XD to the max.

yes indeed, he is jusus

Robo-Jesus would kick some serious *ss :/

I would buy this game.

Funny the fist time, kinda getting old.

i love it

5 for making me spend a day beating FF7 again

10/5!

Logged in to 10/5 this.

f*cking genius XD

Rofl, "E3 footage"

ITS CURE3 NOT CURAGRA U FUICKING IDOITOSD OMSDGFVG B LZSSCVHSCCGVDA

Best Jesus lol site to date

Pure awseome! Who the hell gives damn that FF7 had Cure 3 and not Curaga? That doesn't matter at all.

As awesome as this is, I have to 4 it for use of Curaga. God, I'm such a nerd.

Unfortunately, you are using a FFVII parody, so Jesus wouldn't cast Curaga. It's Cure3.

Jesus needs to get in a battle...and his party members could be Moses and the Virgin Mary. And God could be Jesus's summon.

f*cking Awesome

Great site! To all the people saying "cure3 not curaga": Who the ruck cares? It's Jesus, lol, he can do what he wants.

teh coolest.

I'm going to show this to people at church, if I ever go again that is, lol.

Gasp!

This would have actually been the coolest thing ever this 15 minute cycle IF there weren't already ten billion other stupid Jesus ytmnd's out there. f*ck Jesus. f*ck FFVII too.

add: Oh yeah, f*ck the nitpicking FF fanboy nerd *ssholes who just had to put their 2 cents in about the cure3/curaga thing. Newsflash: No one cares. You're not smart and no you won't ever amount to jack sh*t.

10 for "e3 footage" and keywords.. oh and the 10/5, which is what this is. lol.

Oh my god, it's the one winged angel!

Reminds me of my ffjesus 7 ytmnds lol.

I'm flippin' out because I'm ordering ff7 and I'll finally get to play it after 9 years! It sucks because I was always the lame kid withe the n64 when i was younger.

"hahaha! contraversy time! jesus... IS DEAD! he died ooh, I'd say just about 2005 years ago" lol jesus = died in 33AD lol

lol

Ca he beat Ruby Weapon? Does he have Auto Res? There's so much the Bible doesnt tell us.

that music brings me back

"curaga isnt in FF7 pls jesus' curgag would probley do 9999 as his magic power is 999 and Pwr * (((Stat ^ 2) / 6) + Pwr)/ 4 and curaga is power 80. Which would cap at 9999. when that noob probley only has like 100 hp. Jesus doesnt waste mp" What an i

That's awesome!

Hey very good job I wish I knew how to take pictures and then just use final fanatasy to make it that much cooler

And the adventure continues: http://jesusrpgadventure.ytmnd.com

Thanx for the compliment dude.. plus to those nit picking idiots over the curaga/cure3 who gives a sh*t - it's an ACE YTMND!!! so go away...

Off course.

10/5 makes it.

HAH! These are great1

You win.

love this!

Always did love this one.

Chuck Norris ftw!!!

So great... always full wait bar, 'cause he's Jesus, lol

OMG!! XD Were's more of it?? :D

ha!

awesome

f*ck the downvoters

Obviously, Jesus would have Fullcure materia. But why did you use magic from FF8 with FF7 graphics/music. Get your games straight sir!

Best said by one of the onlookers: "10/5!"

-1 for the "aga" when you use the music from a Final Fantasy that used numbers.

hm. he looks more like chuck norris than jesus.

To Gomras: f*ck you.

lol love this

lol jesus.

"Source image: E3 Footage" LMAO

HOLY sh*t! I remember this. 5.

"Then make him use a Phoenix Down on Lazarus." Or just use the Life (or Full-Life, isn't there a full-life?) spell. Either way, that would be great. XD

rofl. 5 for funny and for FF7 nostalgia. thats one of my most favorite games of all time.

The jesus sites are sooo f*ckin sweet....i love how loose Jesus is w/ this speaking

the brunette chick on the left is a spicy little milf.

You should try searching for an alternative to the word "Magic" since witchcraft, wizardry and the like are forbidden by God.

replace magic with miracle.

all time fav rave

I dig it, but dude, Curaga and stuff came about in 8, you need to do Cure 1 2 and 3 and then full life XD

Compliments from your friendly neighborhood upvoter!

FF + JESUS = 5

Fun ^^

Jesus had no healing powers whatsoever. He didn't even exist, as a man anyway. Jesus was originally part of the worlds first marketing campaign, the mascot of Meshuggana John's Wild Water Park. The park didn't do so great as John's main attraction, a baptismal waterslide, was made entirely of coarse sandstone since plastic had yet to be invented. As you can imagine, this wasn't good for the jews at all. John's healing slide being a deathtrap, the park closed the day after grand opening. Time obfuscates all