Oooh... lol.

great music

because no one f*cks with chuck norris. not even the president.

Please. Chuck doesn't need a rifle for that.

Great adaptation. I love that this image is catching on. =D

Heil! o/

Killing Kenedy isn't exactly funny...even if it's Chuck Norris.

^need a kleenex?

I was gonna do this but thought what i did would get a higher score, rather than insulting some americans. You might be lucky enougth to get a comment list as funny as http://jfkpatriot.ytmnsfw.com/ :P

well i heard that chuck norris deflected the bullet with his beard, and JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement

Anyone know which site was the first to use this clip of Norris? I want to credit it.

Well, I originally used just the Chuck Shooting and Reloading clip, but I got the Shooting/Reloading clip off another YTMND. Lemme see if I can go find it, I should also credit it.

I usually hate chuck norris sites but this one is good

hey dude, were you serious when you posted the link to http://jumptokahnclusions.ytmnd.com/ ?? It was the whole point!

You sick bastard.

^ Most satisfying 1 I've ever gotten. :)

You've finally done it Spotz. Congrats!

lmao, even if I was American I'd find this hilarious.

HAHAHAHAHA f*cking funny :D Well done.

best.sh*t.ever You make the Teknorat proud.

Yikes, I'm afraid you don't win anything. Better luck next time!

this ytmnd makes Chuck Norris look bad. You fail.

Holy sh*t, thank you for the donation, Teknorat! :D Max is getting a lot of money from you.

I'm so tired of the Chuck Norris thing, but this is great, I give you a "4", sir.

HAHAHAHAH

This site, along with all his others will soon be deleted. This user has been caught with 49 accounts.

Who the hell makes this sh*t?? And who sponsors it?!

2006-01-31 15:45:49 max This site, along with all his others will soon be deleted. This user has been caught with 49 accounts.

What????

lol, OWNED

I certainly don't have 49 accounts...

you've got it wrong. he STOPPED the bullets, and JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. you dumbass.

Paypal hack?

how many do you have spotz?

I had 3 others that I decided not to use. I'm not sure about my roommates (he joined in 2004), but I can tell you the account he uses currently. I'll do it in another site. We share the same ip.

That is to say I had 3 others before finally deciding on this name.

I have logs of 40 different accounts upvoting some of your sites. Normally I would be willing to believe you but you logged in to a couple of them with the same ip they were all registered with.

Well I did some voting with those three at the time, before moving on, but I really have no idea what the other 37 are. Can you email the names of them to me?

i cant really laugh at kennedy dieing.

You sir fail at life. 49 accounts is ridiculous.

Yeah, it is. I never made 49, though...

so first you had three and now its 12?

No, I never made 49, 40 or 37 accounts. Only this one and the other 3 that I decided not to go with. People got to know this name so it's the one I stuck with. Heck, I'll even tell you what the other 3 were if you want.

Dude, spotz, give it up. You've been pwnt. Take the anal abuse like a man.

NEVER question Chuck Norris.

I'd give up if I was guilty of having 49 accounts, but I never made that many. And max, I think I just sent you an email. Otherwise someone else will be getting it. :P

Chuck's dick was responsible for 9/11, true story

Umm...maybe I'm looking at it wrong...but isn't that Clint Eastwood?

If that's Clint then a lot of people who've used this gif have been duped...

Not funny, you should be permantly banned for that, whoever made it.

lol, people arguing gets a 5

Use the Walker theme song and I'll 5 this.

Nah, Equilibrium is more epic.

Wait, you gave this a one Teknorat yet you donated $153 dollars in its name? Don't seen the logic in that. >_

f*ggot

Koolkirby, it's because everything thinks I have 49 accounts. Still trying to clear that up...

not even remotely good or funny.

I upvoted his sites, but of my own free will. my brother upvotes my sites, does that mean I'm going to get deleted because we have the same IP? and what about my friend on aim that upvotes me, will he get banned?

Anyway don't die, and you've got so many friends here that you don't need multiple accounts anyway, methinks theres something wrong here.

By now Chuck Norris has roundhouse kicked the author of this lie

^ is furiously masturbating to a picture of chuck norris

Ok I admit, this was a very bad time in America's history... but I can't help it. This made me laugh. Really hard. And I don't like it... but lol.

Lol funny... Chuck Norris could just as easily roundhouse kicked him to death. I like the music, goes will with whole scene.

The people giving these Kennedy YTMNDs money are mentally ill

congratulations, you're a douche

If only I could 1 this again. OH I THINK ILL MAKE SOME MORE ACCOUNTS!

Oh, so it's not funny when he just dies, but it is when Chuck Norris does it? Please.

This is taking it too far... this is not funny- he was a hero of this nation

Little know fact, Chuck Norris was pointing the gun in the opposite direction.

Kennedy probably wasn't one of good presidents, but... I can't see any sort of humor that comes from killing him. Today's entertainment lacks creativity. In any case...

GOD BLESS 'MERICA

I don't know WHAT to rate this

max is watching you!

Why is JFK's murder suddenly a fad? You disgust me.

"If only I could 1 this again. OH I THINK ILL MAKE SOME MORE ACCOUNTS!"

^LOL, PWNT!

I can't believe someone donated 153 dollars to this hunk of sh*t.

It's still $153.46 that will go towards making ytmnd better, whether you like this site or not. I never intended for this to have so many views, but what can I say? I didn't donate the money.

Well hopefully it's all a big mis-understanding. I'm sure Max will sort it out soon.

HEADSHOT!! LOL

I certainly hope so. What I did have I was honest about. I still haven't heard anything about what/who/how the other 40+ accounts are tied in with me, though. I hope max will tell me. :o

This YTMND isn't very good, but the guy seems pretty legit to me. And that's why he isn't quitting. He is too legit to quit.

^ Y thank you for getting that damn song stuck in my head.

This is historically inaccurate. Everyone knows that chuck's beard deflected the bullets, and JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement

I can't believe nobody said it this way yet... BOOM HEADSHOT!

Congratz on your donation! =)

Five for the money.

yeah thats not funny to joke about the JFK incident

5 for the money, and also for the fact this ytmnd is funny. something, something, sunny.

Boom, Headshot! :D

LMAO Controversial subject that makes little f*ggots whine FTW!

i was waiting for this one to be made

LOL.why nsfw,people?

Chuck Norris jokes are REALLY unfunny.

I'm not offended at all by the JFK ytmnds, they're just f*cking stupid.

Why did he do it? Because he could

yeah the fact is supposed to be Chuck stopped the bullets with his beard then JFKs head exploded out of sheer amazment. But still this could have been a potential outcome too.

Didn't see that coming

Spotz, if your in university, then it's very likely that all of the students share the same IP. Because ISP would be split between all of you.

Hmmm, that may just be. Would they all really be the same IP, though? Somehow that doesn't make sense to me.

-4 for norris

First off 49 accounts gets you stuck with a 1 no matter what the YTMND is about...if proven otherwise i will change. Also Chuck Norris is gay and the JFK assassination is not funny.

The controversy here is not over accounts, it's that fact that THAT is definately Clint Eastwood. Look at his eyes. Chuck has the martial arts, but NOBODY messes with Clint's stare...not even Samuel L.

Chuck Norris sucks nd this is just awful.

why wud he do that

BECAUSE HE CAN.

I don't really find JFK getting killed funny. At all. Even with 'ol Chuck.

why you ask? Chuck Norris needs not a reason for any action

jfk isnt funny yet :(

Why? Because he's Chuck f*cking Norris.

who the hell sponsors thsi sh*t

spotz has been pwn3d! lol, sry dog, I hope you dont get banned. Max is a nice guy, he's probably looking into it right now.

lol good job

Kennedy was a sh*t president, and this is funny. If spotz gets banned and this site deleted because of that, I'll remake it myself.

4 for the moolah

Although everyones still a bit shaken up about JFK, I don't think Spotz will be banned for this, as there are much more offensive sites online.

lol hope u got "153.46 after fees" bux!

The same loser keeps donating money to these sh*t sites...

JFK dissing = no

Lighten Up Ya little sh*ts, you don't seem to have a problem making fun of some kid who commited suicide or some wheel chair bound ugly guy so why do you care about this?

i cant vote 5 in good conscience. so i 4'd it

max ip ban him already

"Lighten Up Ya little sh*ts, you don't seem to have a problem making fun of some kid who commited suicide or some wheel chair bound ugly guy so why do you care about this?"

Why on earth delete this? I mean, it happened 40 years ago, kk? Just one man.

i thought it was brilliant man, and f*ckin hilarious. a definite 5.

and yet these people find the holocaust funny

GET IT BACK, OR GIVE ME THE GIF AND ILL MAKE IT AGAIN

Hilarious or not, I'm tired of the people saying that it should be ME who's assassinated, etc. etc... I'm hoping that if I delete this and someone else takes the domain and remakes it the donation will roll over. That's what I think I'm going to do.

If you want to remake this site on the same domain leave me a comment on another one of my sites.

Oh, I see what happens now >.< But why do people on YTMND have a conscience nowadays? Peppers, this... Hm.

Teh money won't go to waste. It's all for teh good of a new YTMND server.

Just put the site back. It was funny.

Like you were all around when JFK was alive.

u know what i don't understand. why people say this is awful but everyone think the WTC tetris is great. or the constant nagging of brian peppers who actully didn't grop that nurse. i rate this a five just to piss u sensitive people off.

5 for being a real man and rescinding it. Also, the music rules. Also cocks.

omg brian peppers is in a wheelchair

just put the gif back, controversy is good, it was a sucesful ytmnd.

gif plz?

I'll take it, Spotz. I don't want the money to go to waste, plus I don't give a sh*t what users think of my stuff, I do it for me and my friends.

grow your balls back

im me on aim at hey b0tch i wanna know what people were saying when they threatened you ----------------please read ------------

Why?

spotsz grow some balls, put the gif back and stick it to the man

Pu the gif back duder. The money stays with max regardless.

Catch 22 to the max. I still wish your money could be moved to another site.

i snap dat n*gg*z head g0t f*ckT up

5'd for exploding heads

y is this sponsored?

yes woot the gif is back. dude you are my hero. way to tell everyone to shove it up their ass. Im gonna upvote all your sites

This needs to be moved to the nsfw site again.

5/5 for equillibrium.

That's Clint Eastwood.

2 for chuck, -3 for thinking that seeing one of our presidents getting assasinated is funny.

1 for Chuck Norris.

I hope Max bans your sick ass.

no-skill AWPing noob cheater

Coz he can. But Chucks roundhouse kick is much more lethal than that lame AWP.

People die and get killed every goddamn day. For those of you who downvote this because he was a former President... gtfoti, thnxdie.

+1 star for the balls to return it to it's original form.

jesus christ. 5'd

So Brian Peppers molestation is funny...but the Assassination of Kennedy isn't? Nobody ever weeps for the other leaders assassinated. Personally, I'd laugh my f*cking *ss off if somebody did Chuck Norris wasting other leaders like Trotsky.

Communist

Swish!

I agree with alot of you...Peppers is funny, Myspace suicide is funny, emo kids cutting themselves is funny, but you draw the line at a 40+ year old assassination which most likely none of you were alive for? WTF.

You pussies whine and get offended at one of your prez' assasination, yet you try to offend people with YTMNDs? Stop being hypocrits and either GTFO, or deal with this! I hope you all die of herpes! 5'D

That's so wrong. lol

It's okay for YTMND users to spam a suicide discussion forum with real people trying to cope with their life problems (just read the stories there... how would you feel if your wife died in your arms from cancer?) But it's NOT okay to make a harmless YTM

But it's not okay to make a harmless YTMND about JFK event from 50 years ago? But it's okay to laugh at the death of millions of Jews from WWII, isn't it? Heh, some of you are retards.

Because Chuck is a Republican that is why.

Wrong president, it should be W BUSH!!

Why isn't this nsfw yet? :(

don't disrespect Chuck

so bad... yet so good

JFK just got Norris-pwned.

Hey, Wait a minute, this was nsfw now its sfw?

When I edited the page it got reverted back to the sfw site. Just mark it nsfw and the mods will move it eventually.

Let a new era of ofensiveness regin over the land!

The original is here: http://chuckawp.ytmnd.com I personally made it from Lone Wolf McQuade, an officially purchased DVD sitting on my desk. Starring Chuck Norris and David Carradine. Think Clint Eastwood is in it? Too bad, you're an idiot.

OWNED.

Thanks for letting me know. You've been credited StarGunner.

I thought chuck norris went back in time and deflected all three bullets with his beard and JFK's head exploded out of amazement?

Pwned!

Boo.

Awful lot of honkies in here.

Freedom of speech, freedom of press, he can make this if he want to!

yeah uh... no.

lol nice hahaha dead presidents

Mr Spotz as a punishment for your sins you must view http://dreamtruck.ytmnd.com/ and then all shall be forgiven. Here is your 5 in advance.

1) JFK = not funny yet. Lincon = funny 2) Spotz shouldn't be banned. 3) I could think of 10000 better ways to spend that cash.

^ oh noes teh funi 5-0!

150 bucks? damn.

RIP JFK, at least you died at the hands of a man far greater then you.

5 to piss off the crybabies

Have you emailed Max about shifting the donation, or are you just gonna keep it?

I'm just going to keep it. The hating has subsided, anyway.

Well... there is only one thing left to do: blantantly promote my latest site http://osamadidntdoit.ytmnd.com/

Many thanks to whoever finally got Teknorat's money moved to another site. Now this one can just fade away.

Chuck is mean :( lol

LOL 5

I don't get why morons are spouting off random idiotic comments like OMFG I hoep u die. This one is actually funny because of the Chuck Norris clip edited into it. If you want to spam cause you think he's an insensitive *ss go to the original one.

Vote changed back to 5, you're still around so I guess you didn't make tonnes of accounts :)

I'm still alive.

JFK should've leveled up his defence before entering battle with a Norris.

SHOOT EM IN THE FACE NEXT COWARD.

Have I been in the back seat before, I don't know.