HOLY. sh*t.

+2

this is my area code O.O...

5 for the whole thing... perfect choice of musack.

You should swab for epithelials and run some stuff through AFIS.

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life. 5!!!!

5 for incredible investigation, if you really did that. :D

Wow.....no words....too awesome....great....I think..I'm in love...with....boobs.

-1

Well done.

Hehe shocking :D

Weird

I think its bs but great ytmnd

Cheers.

lovely

lame. steal more noob.

-1

Creepy and awesome. 5

someone call him.

holy sh*t! IT IS REAL 0_o

never call again.

Best part: "the phone went silent and she said never call again."

Somebody call! Record the call, put it on a YTMND, and post the link here!

+1

This is becoming a disturbing trend. These investigations can lead to stalking charges.....

I WORSHIP YOU!!!!

Any one who calls, records and post I link, I will sponser ten dollars, worhsip you, and give you ten stars.

this looks like a Fwd email

-2

Wow. Kinda like watching Unsolved Mysteries.

The number is disconnected.

I'd do it, but I think my parents might notice a longdistance call from Michigan to California. Not a good idea.

I will call again and demand information, but how do I record the phone call?

Most excellent, sir! Keep digging.

How do you record the call? Put the phone on speaker and record with a microphone.

lol INCREDIBLE

I'll have to call from my cell phone (free long distance). I'll put the mic up to the speaker, so we can try to hear it.

Put the phone on speaker and record with a microphone.

You can't record from a cell phone. UNLESS your cell phone has speaker phone capabilities. If you can't find a way to record it, then give an HONEST transcript.

too much time on your hands, get a life

+1

Can you post the phone number the gif went to fast.

i love you

805-649-3555

OMG HE'S HER FATHER.

Hmm, mind if I try calling her, I got a pretty loud speaker phone on my home phone that would probably pick up all the conversation.

be my guest m8

4 until you find an authentic picture

I just called. Their answering machine is f*cking hysterical.

Call and say you are from the Universal Continuity Protection Squad (UCPS)

"Please leave a message if you want to speak to Mark, Debra, Moses, or Caesar!"

Why would they have a Moses or a Caesar in their house? The time machine worked.

OMG THEY WENT BACK IN TIME AND BROUGHT BACK MOSES AND CEASAR!!!!

OMG 5

You suck

Vex5. Gimme your AIM. I must join you in your investigation.

toxic0100

I'm such an awful person, I left a message. You can barely hear my voice, but I'll post a ytmnd for you guys to see the audio.

You need to record the conversation.

http://www.ac100.com/results2005.html (check near bottom.. mark wieneke) he is possibly still alive! we must come into contact with him for his safety is not guarunteed!!

Called, got a busy signal. Drop me an AIM too: atresac930. I wish to join the Time Travelers as well.

OFMUHGOF THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF AQUARIUS

Thats creepy...nice investigating too

It's interesting, but I don't think it's a good idea to post people's contact info on the net...let alone TV.

Join in AIM chat room 'safetynotguaranteed' to chat with fellow time travelers!

nice investigation. liked the fight club music. not crazy about the font, though. kind of annoying to read.

Creepy. Even if you made it up, all my 5 are belong to this.

Ok here's the ytmnd with the call. safetycall.ytmnd.com

It would be great if there was an actual picture of Debra.

Also can you invite me to chat, my AIM is "RambunctiousPie."

HAHAHAHHA "Never call again."

fo sho? 5

MY SAFETY DOES NOT FEEL GUARENTEED AT THE MOMENT. PLZ LEARN MORE AND REPORT BACK TO YTMND YOUR FINDINGS THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

YOU. ARE. A. GOD.

Jesus Christ.....you basically lied to the US postal service in order to harrass someone. Yeah...that makes YTMND look fabulous.

I'm just trying to figure out what's what!

For the love of all things holy, SOMEONE CALL AND LEAVE A MESSAGE WHILE YOU HAVE "TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT" PLAYING IN THE BACKROUND. Record it, and make a YTMND about it. You have to mention that you have your own weapons, too.

er...PUSH it to the limit. Yeah, you get the basic idea.

updated

YAY! An update! My name is mentioned in the YTMND!

4 for one of the first decent spinoffs of this entire fad

PEOPLE ARE CALLING: http://safetyisguaranteed.ytmnd.com/ | http://safetycall.ytmnd.com/ | http://actualcall.ytmnd.com/

omg they kidnapped Moses and Ceasar!!

Vex5 and I, along with several others have called the number. "Caesar" threatened to call "reinforcements". Could it be the Roman Empire?

We are calling again and asking for Moses.

#safety on efnet

Ask him if its a standard issue haircut.

HOLY sh*t!

I'm too easily led not to believe it

Someone just talked to Ceasar. God, what have they done to him!?

Good job!!, lol that's probably his mom.

blech

solid 5.

lol did u honestly do all that?

Nothing like a little cyberstalking to get the Cyber-terrorism unit all abuzz.

lmfao.

updated again

yea, im not sure this is a great idea. it was probably not related. it was just some guy posting the ad as a joke. not for real. you guys probably shouldn't push the envelope. people are trying to lead their lives

Quality fad + excellent idea + creepy good music = Winner!

+1

wow. just. wow. that's nuts.

good shat. http://aotskrazykarrot.ytmnd.com/

5d for the Zerg music. Plus the whole time-travel thing.

f*cking awesome man.

You should have at least guaranteed Max's safety by not claiming to represent ytmnd. That said, YOU ROCK, MAN!

V nice idea, but I think it goes too far to post personal info of someone strangers on the net, asking people to harass them

+1

May I ask why this appeared in a newspaper in Denmark, if the PO Box was in California?

They could just be unrelated to the ad. A lot can change in the 6 or so years since it was printed.

4'd for research...your still a Bo-tard vex5

STARCRAFT ZERG BRIEFING MUSIC YES!

Easily done YTMND. Easily given 5.

I think you guys are pushing it to the limit. Try looking up old phone books or something to track the original safety not guaranteed guy.

OH f*ck NOW THER GOING TO KILL ME OJESUS.

I wish more people would call. I'd do it, but I just don't have the balls. I can't really get cops going after me. I like having a clean record. :)

Awesome! Keep going with the investigation

this could answer many question of human existence....keep trying!

slow down the tranistions a lil but

Vex5 i have to hand it to you, I thought you just made ytmnds out of common internet GIFs, but this is incredible.

now that , that was cool

Ahh the plot thickens.

ok that was tripyy, lol 5

lolol how can u do that without laughin

Wow I have to check these numbers later.

They kidnapped Moses and Ceasar!! We must stop them!!

ELL OH ELL

wow

wow, dude. That's... crazy. Holy crap.

Hooray for harassing old ladies

+1

lmao

please keep with the updates!! this is really interesting to me!! :D

They actually changed their answering machine message to just say "You've reached 805-649-3555, leave a message" We have sent out a letter and are still attempting to contact them via telephone.

HOLY sh*t

Alright someone needs to make one last call, tell these people why everyone kept asking about time travel, perhaps they really do know who made the ad.

But you know something isn't right, why did she wait so long, something isn't right at that address. Maybe not Time Travel, but something isn't right.

If someone calls, please use *67 (free with some phone services, $1 surchase with others) to block your number.

Finally a vex5 production I like.

everything fit together...awesome!

I never voted for this ytmnd, I never gave it a five, I was never here.

Perfect.

XD

What in the f*cking feck?

lol funny sh*t, now just waiting for someone to go to the house.....

NICE... WELL DONE

that freaked me out O_O

That, was scary.

Vex5, you're mad. What's wrong with you? YTMNDers are stumbling upon what could really be a time machine. What do YOU THINK a YTMNDer would do with a time machine!? 5'd

Im scared now...

OK someone with MAJOR BALLS plz go to the address listed, IN PERSON.

This is the INTERNET! THERE ARE NO BALLS!

322= #187 ... TSOTSC? 5'd

I HEARD STARCRAFT!

I don't blame you. Nice YTMND's, though.

You win the internet my friend.

Interesting

Rofl, that was amazing! 5 stars

this.......is amazing

Ok, fair play to you for doing your homework, but is this really a good idea? The actions of YTMND users in the real world recently got Max into legal trouble with eBaum's World which amounted to a lot of irate phone calls to a company and some petty vand

vandalism. This, on the other hand, is posting someone's personal contact information and asking them about an advert that was placed several years ago. That's borderline stalking. Plus, representing yourself as "YTMND Inc." isn't going to do anyone any f

favours. Not to mention that it wouldn't be hard for anyone to find this YTMND as it has AOTS in the domain name.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_Not_Guaranteed a small history, and a nod to vex5

That Wikipedia article fails horribly because the picture of mullet man was never originally included with the advert. Therefore, a good portion of that entry is invalid.

+1

I'm just presenting information that is available online to everyone, which would be the same as posting a link to that. PO Box information is available to the public, so are telephone number directories. I'm merely pitching this information (in a satiric

This YTMND is chock full of win!

I actually went and visited that house and spoke with a man who called himself "Mark". Was pretty friendly for the first five minutes, until I brought up "that time travel ad", and then he asked me to leave and not to "bother his family" again. I'm going

back again today to get some quality pictures (I already took one, but it's really blurry and just shows the curtain at night).

That's some class work 8D

5'd Hey, think I could go back too? I got a few things I need to do...

That is awesome, GeneralDoli, assuming you're telling the truth. I wish I could go, but I'm in NC.

Continue the investigation. Someone who has a classmates.com account should search for Mark Wieneke to find his real picture.

-4 for SNG, +2 for being through in your search, -1 for giving someone else's personal information out.

gg

Don't Worry. Agent 5 of the Temporal Security Agency is already on the Case

Haha!... fake, but hilarious!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XD for "Save Caesar and Moses"

2006-02-02 19:27:45 Cento "too much time on your hands, get a life" You make me LOL. f*ggot.

"Don't Worry. Agent 5 of the Temporal Security Agency is already on the Case" LOL, Gage Blackwood ftw, maybe Agent 3 is framing Mullet Man as well

someday, tim drake, you WILL be the world's greatest detective...

gg on YTMND Inc. I sense another potential lawsuit. Still 5'd because the music makes it creepy as hell. Reminds me of one of those urban legend ghosts things......

time travel FTW

If they did kidnap Moses or Caesar, somebody will probably rescue them and put them back in their times before damage was done.

0.o

Great investigation! I fear for Moses and Ceasar tho...

5 5 5 5 5 5 5 holy sh*t 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 YTMND IS INVADING REALITY 5 5 5 5 5 5 5

Okay, on your Cell phone there should be a mic jack. You can buy hookup that can connect that jack to a computer/recorder if you have one. Recording is then simple and crisp. BUT! you will have to announce to them that they are being recorded. This is ver

Wow, this is....WOW!

I don't think stalking is such a good idea, buddy. Leave these people alone. I'll give you a 3 for that awesome music, though.

i agree with chibi thai

The most well thought out ytmnd ever. by FAR. AUTOMATIC 10!! Nope, wait, 5. (See what i mean? No? I'll shut up then.)

Wow, YTMND is becoming a collective force. First they attack eBaum's World and now they stalk some lady whose kid put up a prank ad way back when.

i love u

That's potentially disturbing. If I was them, I'd put Push It to the Limit as the message. Or at least in the background.

5'd for creativity...if you are serious, be careful...putting #'s on the web can get ya jail time

Lamest of the lame. I was hoping you'd actually go to some effort to find out who placed that ad and why. Instead you're encouraging people to mass prank call folks who obviously have nothing to do with it. Grow up.

That's some wacky stuff.

Five. I like your management of resources and actually trying to figure out what was going on. Too bad not much information was gathered, though.

is that really the phone call? i called it and it was a busy signal.

adasdsadsalolo

Push it to the limit!

5'd, well done sir

This is AMAZING.

If they kidnapped Moses and Caesar, wouldn't history have been drastically changed?

I tried calling but no one picked up

i dont know what i should be disturbed at the fact that you found the guy, or you found him through google

hahahahha omg, I just called it and she said on the answering machine that she wants to know who the idiot is who gave out her number!!! LOL!!! She said she has nothing to do with time travel or anything, I was gonna leave a message but I'll do that when

Somebody record the new message!

This had better not be a fake. 'Cause I'm 7-ing this. Despite the rating not existing.

lol, conspiracy!

ur an awesome investigator dude, 5'd

Text goes by too fast in many cases.

Your safety is not garunteed.

this is truly professional work. Who will stop the time traveling conspiracy...and what the hell has mullet man to do with it?

O_o_O

How is this not top 10?

5'd. awesome.

5'd, and 1'd every site belonging to a user who gave this a 2 or less.

This was vERY well put together.

HOLY SH*T WE NEED TO SAVE MOSES AND CEASAR!

PO Box rentals only last 6 months. This newspaper clipping is older than sh*t. Kenewa Books/the Wienekes might have picked it up after the guy who put out the ad stopped renting the box. And besides, they haven't said anything yet, and they're not gonn

gonna say anything regardless of how many of you harass them. This is gonna lead nowhere but to trouble and humiliation.

i searched him and his age is 54, and her's is 50.

Rasetsu, that's interesting ! If the lady truly claims she has nothing do with time travelling, we must be wrong. I guess the next step would be to get a history on the PO box rentals, and find the one that corresponds with the date the ad appeared. Too

Just hire a private investigator or something. Have somebody trustworthy make a donation site, pitch in, use proceeds to hire a good PI to find the f*cker. It could care less who the ad is by but all this talk aboot him is bugging the crap out of me.

cool lets harrass some old lady

Hey buddy, why don't you f*ck off.

Your safety is not garunteed

...Amazing definately one of the best YTMND's ive ever seen

Awesome!

http://mulletnes.ytmnd.com/

Sounds like a good idea for a sci fi movie!

I'm gonna call them right now! I'm gonna sk them if they can take me to Future conan lol

omg is that real?

YES

lol Zerg mission briefing

The number has been disconnected :(

WOW! That is truly f*ckING AMAZING! :)

I like the use of the Zerg theme from SC

Wow! Very nice ytmnd. I might call, in fact, I have a device on the phone here in my study that allows me to directly record a Phone conversation to this audio recording device because it plugs into the phone. Maybe if someone gave me a good enough reason

my aim is "teh MEO"

Too bad you might be picking on the wrong family. Perhaps you could have gotten a complete history of the PO box? It's probably been 20 years since that ad went up... it could have changed hands.

"Never call again."

Wow...its like watching CSI or something...

VinnyWeapons has juvenile diabetes. Please send insulin.

too many classic quotes in this ytmnd

WTF?! Is this for real?!

You know, if it realy was "Ceasar" or "Moses", would;nt they have been speaking a language other than English? Therefor, this is a hoax.

lol poor old lady ppl call her every day looking for our time guy

XD Caesar and moses

Perhaps somebody should get her to record her testament, ask her questions and stuff?

Creepy.

It's the lady's own fault for being remotely associated with that acursed PO box. She deserves it, as would any of us if we were to make that grave mistake.

holy sh*t. you are teh m4n.

this is the worst ytmnd I've seen, and that's saying something.

-1

very interesting....... a 5..... *]* V V

looks like I forgot to rate you...... *vv*