YESSSSSS worst song ever for the win

How dare you insult Nile. :(

Nile FTW.

Rockin

sorry but i cant take a song seriously that says "he feasts on the entrails of the gods"

!@~!

5 for one of my favorite Nile songs. It's even contextually correct!

Skyclad FTW, you beat me to it.

"sorry but i cant take a song seriously that says "he feasts on the entrails of the gods"" That's a desparately out of context reason to dislike the song. They're only being true to the texts they draw from.

i like greenday, and shakira is hot, so you get a 2

?? ytmnd bug.

All of the "artists" you listed do indeed suck, except for Snoop Dogg, who's old stuff was great, so that takes it to a 4. :/

Shmeh, I like some of those bands, and it's just bad/not funny.

It's not a bug. This was the sh*tty Unas site that shouldn't have even been on the up and coming, so I changed it to something better.

The funny thing is I have no idea who most of those people are...

That's a good thing, TheBigDawg. :P

um.. fifty cent has a Du-Rag on his head... lol for eminem wants to be a n*gg* (to steal Bikes...

They all suck. So much of the music that everyone listens to is retarded sh*t.

I'm well aware that it's a du-rag. Those things sure look like pantyhose, though.

Amen. Green Day sucks!

5'd because I hate nearly every band you have on there.

lolz so true

your choice of music is ironic

Skyclad are hardly new or popular, for one thing. And they certainly don't suck.

Haha, how can you say Penny Dreadful is an ironic choice for the music? That song was written specifically about the kinds of bands that are in the gif.

It all sucks, but at least Shakira is fun to look at.

ManuelHung choice of words for his review is retarded.

So true. New mainstream music blows.

Might I suggest usin' the Elvenking version of this song? Sounds a lot better.

It does sound better, but it's not the original and it's harder to make out the lyrics (which are very important for this site).

its true

5 because... I agree.. CHOIR/ORCHESTRAL FTW!!1!

Good ytmnd with a good message

AMEN Brother! shakeria is hot though so ill let her stay.

Automatically lose for associating Nas and Snoop with all those idiots.

You can't put Snoop with the rest of those hacks! (But you get points for making me LAWL at the slipknot guys picture)

/disagree

you didnt make fun of Kelly Clarkson +5

again with the top 15! bah! You get a five anyway because Avril Latrine licks balls.

Yeah I some of those bands you made fun of, and also your site lacks humor... its an opinion if anything.

You forgot one... Kanye's dumb f*cking ass.

True.

I'm pretty sure I've seen this one before, did you delete it then repost it up? Anyways the song complains about how awful today's pop music is, which is ironic since this song is also awful.

He speaks the truth.

That song is awesome. Sounds like punk mixed with irish drinking songs.

4 because Bob Seger's "Old Time Rock n' Roll" would have beed better in my opinion.

Make fun of SlipKnot will you? F.UCK YOU

Whats funny is the song saying that new music sucks is REALLY bad.

Interesting song, I guess. I do agree that "most" of the junk on the radio and der television screen are just that. Be sure to get yer Linkin Parkie shield ready.

You know, lest they CRAAAAAWL IIIIN YOUR SKIIIIIN!

Spotz for World Dictator!!!

i couldent agree with you more dude new music blows.

Id rather listen to new music then whatever song you have on this lame YTMND http://yousucklol.ytmnsfw.com/

want to be nightwish LOL

I love you. All of those bands deserve to be shat on.

Not all those bands suck, and many more bands are much worse. Like the general idea tho.

It could use some more commentary on them, like the "lol pantyhose" thing and it would be more funny. Other than that you're just showing some extremely ugly people.

Stop defending these bands; you don't know them and you never will. All of their music is the same repetitive, pointless bullsh*t and they all had this coming. Try turning the stereo off every once in a while and get a hobby; contrary to popular belief, y

you actually CAN survive for five minutes without listening to this modern trash. That is all, good day.

eminem, I like, so screw this.

Extra, extra, read all about it!

Agreed.

Whoo 50 cent bashing!

loser

5'd for Green Day sucking.

word.

One of the worst YTMNDs ever.

50 cent looks like a gorilla, also cocks

5'd For Truth. I should pay max to make this rating to go up to 6.

1'd for dissing Snoop.

A) Not funny. B) f*ck you, I like Shakira's Spanish stuff.

OMG, metal rules, everthing else sucks...ytmnds that are like "____ sucks" usually suck, and so does this one.

lol, pop music is a fashion contest

It's just bad, everything I ever hear now sucks ass. I wish these new people would just stop what they are doing because they can't make music.

why do i feel like i've seen this before?

How dare you insult gretchen wilson.

I thank you for making this YTMND.

I agree. And Avril needs a spanking

Manson, Korn, and Snoop were all around in 93 fool. Calling them "New Music" is blatant ignorance and stupidity on your part. -1 for being not in touch with culture.

I agree!

one b/c you say snoop is new music. the man has been around 10+ years, you retard.

5 for truth

F-K WIN!

Everything is true... I kind of like Green Day, though, but that's only because that song "Holiday" is so damn catchy.

"Manson, Korn, and Snoop were all around in 93 fool. Calling them "New Music" is blatant ignorance and stupidity on your part. -1 for being not in touch with culture." And Nas.

'Nuff said.

Some of you may like these artists, but for the most part they all suck. I vote you add Gwen Stefani and scold her for f*cking up No Doubt.

you were right about everyone except Korn

Your Band Sucks much? But most new music does suck. Especially overplayed music, like Green Day.

Man, this site is controversial. I can't say that I completely hate all of the stuff that you put up there, but most of it was totally true.

OMG pop music sucks. dont you think youre beating a dead horse? Make fun of something that needs to be made fun of, like indie or emo.

Who cares if some of the bands aren't "new". The point is still the same.

I wasn't even aware these bands were considered music. It was always "wall of noise" to me.

Too true.

You have just made a YTMND about something I have been voicing for the past year. Good show sir!

you forgot the worst and most selloutish of bands... SOAD

so much of what's shoveled out today just doesn't have any soul to it! people r unfortunately sucked into digging this music that isn't truly talent-induced

i don't hear any of you on the radio. =^..^=

This is an odd comeback o_O

f*ck you for insulting Amy Lee.

CupOfSquirrels, it's not the same site. I changed a sh*tty one that shouldn't have been on the top 15 to this one.

win but i want to see the old ytmnd

I love Shakira :P

Here's my remake of what was originally on this site. It's more of a personal ytmnd than anything. http://unassotg.ytmnd.com/

Snoooooooooooooooooooop~

I sort of like Marilyn Manson and Snoop Dogg, but the message holds true. Today's music sucks rotten mucus out of Hitler's ass.

Mainstream music was just as sucky 20 years ago.

I updated the gif to include SOAD and Gwen Stefani. I also decided to remove Snoop Dog. He's actually not as bad as the rest of them. Feel free to suggest more additions. Just no more emo bands, please.

Its true. Good YTMND. Don't get discouraged if you hurt someone's feelings because their favorite pop star's new hit song about a love story with edited-to-hell vocals was called soulless.

5, -2 for SOAD.

If you're criticising "new" music, then why did you use musical acts that have been around for a long time?

Good thing you put the Just kidding on the Stones :-)

They're all newer than the stuff that's really good. Just look at the very last frame of the gif...

"If you're criticising "new" music, then why did you use musical acts that have been around for a long time?" He's referring to bands who pioneered the noise of these new bands. They are not new, but they started it all.

Mainstream music of the now is blooming awful, why can't we have some of the GOOD music we had back in the 80s and early 90s?

I like the end "Just kidding"

awesome ytmnd and message do you mind if I use this gif in a part2 version of this ytmnd?

The one band I'll really disagree with you on for that one is SOAD. I think that they shouldn't even be compared to all this other crap.

Half of your "new music" is from, like, 4 years ago and isn't relevant at all anymore Gramps

They all suck.

atomicbolt just read the first part of the description. Sheesh.

You missed one band out "AH FEEEEL An Earth Shake, liiikkee an earthquake".

5'd, but -1 for Marilyn Manson. I'm not exactly a fan, but I hardly think he's in the same class (or lack thereof) as the rest. Unlike pop stars, he really knows his sh*t and he's a fascinating guy.

Rock n' Roll sucks

yeaaaah Skyclad rocks you f*g!

what are you like 35? alot of those do suck, but the other half of those helped make the music of our generation (people around 17-23)

Yeah...and that "music of our generation" is nothing to be proud of. Gangsta rap sucks and all this crappy punk makes me want to go on a killing spree to end it. Why can't we have good bands like Sabbath and The Jimi Hendrix Experience now?

New music doesnt suck, you just have to look hard for it. Anyway, 5 cos it made me laugh.

too bad the music of our generation "they helped make" sucks ass.

goodgoodgoodgood

I agree with the rap, RAP SUCKS BALLS BIG HAIRY ONES. However, I can't say all of them suck.

It's true, but nothing more.

they all suck

And Green Day, f*ck almighty they suck. (I had to come back to say that.)

5 for the song, but the whole music sucks these days is a lie. popular music always sucked. I think my chemical romance needs to be added to the list

Right on.

3 for being mostly right.

anyone who gave this less than a 3 is upset cause they like gay music

Slipknot is the metalist of all metal...*snicker*

LOL PICTURES OF CRAPPY BANDS WHAT A JOKE

Then why dont you go out and write some music?

Shakira's good in spanish ;)

MM and KoRn as rejects = -2

Oh wait System of a Down's on this list too. I'm sorry, my mistake.

1 for not knowing wtf you're on about

Green Day only started to suck when American Idiot came out. And thank you for insulting Linkin Park, Simple Plan, and all those other emo bands.

Wow, I agreed with EVERY artist/band you've had on here. Especially with Green Day and SoaD.

WTF ROLLING STONES???? U SIR PHAIL!!!! ROLLING STONES HAVE DIED A LONG TIME AGO AND PEOPLE KEEP TRYIN TO BRING THEM BACK WHEN THEY SHOULDA STOPPED IN THE 1980'S!!! LOSER!!!!

any one who likes the Rolling Stones still should burn

umm why no "good charlotte" or "fall out boy" in the gif?

it was good untill system of a down came lol good idea but i am biased SRRYY!!

You had me at "just kidding."

Spotz, you are the Top 15 god.

Rolling stones are lame. Marylin manson is decent, so is system of a down.

Rofl

hey, some of those girls are pretty cute

Phail

panty hose:D

system of a down owns you so this gets 1'd

-3 for including manson with those asshats.

hey come on whats wrong with a little soad? they never hurt anyone...

That song dosen't have any soul either.

5'd, every f*cker listed blows ass. you sh*theads who disagree are just plain wrong.

and soad isnt that new

+5 for silly fanchildren defending their bad music on this page. "Shakira was better in Spanish!" You really ought to put some of them in the .gif!

You are a God among men.

replace soad with someone like kid rock and it would be a 5.

take off the j/k from the stones and then it'll be good.

Manson? He was big in like the 90's

Skyclad is awesome. This YTMND speaks truth.

System of a downs good O_O i rate a 4

Someone finally gets it! I'm tired of going in public and half the kids I see are wearing something Green Day-related. Those poor, poor kids...

OMG.You.Win.More.Internets.Than.Everyone.For.Telling.The.Truth (cept for system, they're okay)

JOWOWIJIWOJKLJFSKALFJDKLFSADFASD

agreed, all of those guys for the most part do suck...like where's the jazz and GOOD rock these days? oh well...this is kinda of a waste of time though, so 4

Rap is crap. And Pop is for queers. Accept it all you downvoters

5'd for truth... for the most part Nas gets props for me for Illmatic at least though

so true, so true

u should move the text cause u cant see all of them great, and5 cause i agree

system rocks. you fail.

5 because it's true. We're all going to look back and envy our parents and the great music they had growing up in the 60's and 70's. And to the kids knocking on the Rolling Stones, go f*ck yourselves, Keef has more talent in his 60 year old nutsack than a

wasnt gonna vote till i saw someone said system rocks, system blows 5

Minus two for system of a down.

not funny and overdone

"all these new people suck bands should be good like LED ZEPPLIN or PINK FLOYD" You're all wrong, the best musician in the world is david hasselhoff and if you disagree with me you are a heretic

disagree + text over faces and other words=2

lol opinions

Um, this isn't "New Music Sucks" this is "Music I don't like." The Rolling Stones are new? Haha. And where in the world is Kanye and Jay-Z? Fails.

You realize that there has to be new music..You can't just keep bitching about not being in the 1970s anymore..I like system of a down marilyn manson and im not on the bash linkin park bandwagon either. Go home and cry while listening to the beatles noob

most of those bands suck, but so does the song that is playing in the backround.

lol for "wants to be nightwish" so true.. and everything else about that is pretty accurate except maybe soad.

-1 for putting SOAD in there and -1 for slipknot, i enjoy them fully.....the rest suck

why can't today's music be good... like my man, Steve Perry.

You insult Korn, Marliyn Manson, Slipknot, and Limp Bizkit! You f*cking Suck d00d...

not all of these bands are sh*tty

LOL @ all these people stuck in the '70s. I'd just like to say that SOAD sucks. It's just goofy and unintelligent.

This new YTMND sucks.

Lol, I agree with everything but System of a Down and Korn. It doesn't make any sense since noone can copy what they do and they aren't sell outs.

5 - 2 for putting System of a Down and Linkin Park in there!

Lawl @ the people who are defending the horrendously sh*tty bands in this YTMND. Thank you Spotz, you are my hero.

The song is disturbing and you knocked Green Day. If I could give you a -58762114 I would!

Way to be ignorant. Nas was out since the late 80s.

I only agree with about half of your list.

any one who likes the bands in there needs to be shot especialy those who listen to greenday and think there hardcore

With that many bands/artist you're shure to insult everyone on at least one case. Then again, this is ytmnd so that's a plus.

yes i agree that every artist there sucks EXCEPT SYSTEM OF A DOWN otherwise LOL

Mistakenly got 3 semi-mediocre bands in there but yep. Very good job!

I like a few of those people. >_>

WTF?! SYSTEM!??!? GTFO *sshole!!!!!

Well, I don't agree with all of them but then again you deserve a 5 because SOAD turned sh*t after the 2nd album. And Green Day didn't "pioneer" anything. They're just as bad as any real punk band.

I almost downvoted you for putting the Stones on there, but it was just a jest, so, I will four this because I hate Linkin Park and Evanessance.

ur right

I like greenday...And it's not really funny...But Instead of downvoting, I will novoting!

+5000 for Skyclad. m/

-4 for listing "new" artists that are older than the creator, +1 towards the number of lifetimes you will remain a virgin.

KoRn doesn't suck...

Oh my God, you are the greatest. I agree on every single point. But when I saw the Stones, I almost flipped a sh*t, but then the "just kidding" popped up. Nice job. New music does truly suck

its funny because the song you have on this ytmnd is absolutely terrible

I love you.

I agree with all of em.. except SOAD does not suck f*ggot and you forgot nickelback (i think, dont wanna watch that again)

This is garbage, burn in hell.

this is the most uneducated 14 year olds rant ive been unfortunate to sit halfway through

Don't be hating Marilyn, but for the rest of those singers I agree tottaly

haha, good job. You got all the whiney kids on this site to rally together. I'm sure this has been said, but the reason he chose this song is BECAUSE it explains the site. so... it's suppose to like the songs sung by the people made fun of in said site.

Amen to that, bro. May the internets shine on you. I get so f*cking pissed at all the asshats at school who play this sh*t thinking its so "hip" and so "the shiz." IT'S CRAP MUSIC. And thank you for kidding with the Stones. Glad to see there's someon

New 'mainstream' music does indeed suck. And yes, it is mostly down to this group of asshats. 4.

all of those bands suck. nightwish suck. the rolling stones have degenerated into suckiness. this ytmnd, by contrast, wasn't very good to begin with.

Almost gave you a 1 when I saw the Rolling Stones thing... You tricked me, so I'll give you a Five.

stones suck the big one g-funk > rock

i listen to manson, but im not like other people so ill give you a 5 anyway

You had a 5...until I saw SOAD.

So true, you rock.

1'd for sh*t song, site switching, inclusion of decent bands in proxy to ashlee simpson just to get a reaction, etc. Have a bleach cocktail on me.

-2 for putting linkin park in there.

Make fun of SlipKnot will you? F.UCK YOU

5 because its true

1995 and up sucked? or maybe earlier.

Skyclad is awesome! 5'd!

Seriously, I can't get over how f*cking awful this song you chose is. He uses filler words to complete a rhythm and doesn't even keep a solid rhyme scheme. And wtf is with the synthesized bagpipes?

Colon-Three continues to spread his anger.

RIP Real Music 2500000. BC - 1994 AD

another brainless ytmnd

so true...

Make fun of SlipKnot will you? F.UCK YOU

Total truth, brother, total truth.

SlipKnot is stupid. "lol omgz u sux slpnot rulz ur azzzzzzzzz dud!1"

"Colon-Three continues to spread his anger." "Excuse me if I'm out of or--der, this new music has no soul It may be good for making money, but sadly that is not my goal." Nails. On. A. f*cking. Chalkboard.

you insulted a few good ones. i respected u man :(

Haha, so true! Every single one of the bands/artists you showed there are no-talent ass-clowns. Modern pop music sucks ass, even if the artist DID start in '93.