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Site Title: SWEET RAPTOR JESUS - RAPTOR JESUS LOVES LAMP!
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Created on: 2006-02-27 18:36:40
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2006-02-27 18:39:23
 
Oh, wow just wow
2006-02-27 19:19:38
 
lmao, wtf
2006-02-27 19:20:42
 
Slow it down man.
+1
2006-02-27 20:31:33
 
amazing
2006-02-27 21:09:01
 
5 for amazing music
2006-02-27 21:14:43
 
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2006-02-27 22:07:49
 
XFD Made my night. Raptor Jesus FTW. Wish I'd thought of it. Next time something cool happens I'll be all like "SWEET HOLY RAPTOR JEEZUS". And the pic with the chick holding one is golden.
2006-02-27 22:14:07
 
Most of those images came from 4chan. :
2006-02-27 22:57:01
 
FurryRaptor motherf*cking APPROVES of our saviour.
2006-02-27 23:01:13
 
I hate this. 5.
2006-02-27 23:09:22
 
techno awesome god = win.
-1
2006-02-27 23:50:01
 
amazing, rofl
2006-02-28 00:18:33
 
RAPTOR JESUS YTMNDs ARE HALARIOUS MORE SHOULD BE MADE
2006-02-28 01:17:14
 
what the f*ck? who made this horrible music?
2006-02-28 01:26:43
 
that song is nuts
2006-02-28 02:06:20
 
I can't give it a 5 because I'm a Christian, but it is funny so definitely 3'd.
2006-02-28 04:05:16
 
representing the AC
2006-02-28 04:47:12
 
Ah sweet, the old raptor jesus pics. But 1'd for music.
-2
2006-02-28 05:45:09
 
Raptor Jesus rules! hah!
2006-02-28 05:55:41
 
5, even if you didn't make it yourself. But please slow it down; it's too fast.
2006-02-28 18:07:00
 
my god....
2006-03-01 17:57:34
 
LOLOL THEY ARE NOT FROM 4CHAN YOU NOOBS DON'T KNOW ANYTHING! LOL!
2006-03-02 09:40:14
 
uhhhhh... is that Robert Mile's Children remixed into the Our God song?????
-1
2006-03-03 15:58:57
 
the music is incredible
2006-03-06 18:49:09
 
1 for blasphemy.
-1
2006-03-29 18:00:54
 
lolol wykyd
2006-04-16 19:09:59
 
Fived becasue you homehow managed to work in a piano version of Rock Howard's theme into Awesome God.
2006-04-18 10:17:43
 
YES
2006-04-18 10:39:19
 
epic
2006-04-18 12:43:28
 
Our Raptor Jeebus is an AWESOME Raptor Jeebus
2006-04-18 16:18:22
 
Hahaha that is awesome
2006-04-18 17:08:45
 
lawl im in ur base killing ur mans
2006-04-18 19:16:00
 
fiven because he died for OUR sins!
2006-04-19 08:03:10
 
Is that Bea Arthur?
2006-04-19 23:26:02
 
lol... I said I want my f*cking cut is the best
2006-04-23 13:12:14
 
Dino-Jesus + Techno = awesome.
2006-04-23 15:27:53
 
So sh*tty
2006-04-24 07:39:14
 
im in your base killing your mans
2006-04-24 17:41:48
 
Not from that f*cking site. All of these are from 4chan.
2006-04-26 20:36:35
 
I'll totally worship that raptor.
2006-04-28 12:01:50
 
rofl, raptor jesus ftw.
2006-05-04 20:22:37
 
I hereby converto ro Raptorchristianity
2006-05-07 10:23:47
 
Simply awesome ! I love this Nitro Praise music version
2006-05-07 10:28:24
 
upvot
2006-05-08 18:13:01
 
XFD Ultimate Raptor Jesus montage.
2006-05-11 13:49:10
 
omfg so much win
2006-05-16 14:49:59
 
Praise thee good lord Raptor Jesus, thou who has saved us from the second coming of the great shatner-asteroid; all shalt revel in thine carnivorous ways.
2006-05-19 14:08:54
 
We need more raptor jesus pics!
2006-05-25 10:09:09
 
Raptor jesus is the only jesus!
2006-05-25 12:19:39
 
PURE genius
2006-05-31 15:16:04
 
It's truly amazing that more people were offended at http://jesusforgotkeys.ytmnd.com/ than this one. 4'ed only because i'm a christian.
2006-05-31 18:28:53
 
Hell yeah lvl 40. 8-)
2006-06-01 04:52:25
 
The music is just hilarious... Spread the word of our saviour, our lord Raptor Jesus!
2006-06-02 01:04:56
 
lol "crunk juice"
2006-06-02 01:13:11
 
This crap needs to go down
2006-06-02 01:15:20
 
WHERE ALL THE WHITE WOMEN AT?
2006-06-02 01:19:09
 
holysh*t
2006-06-02 01:19:45
 
5 because the Christian "can't" give it to you.
2006-06-02 01:30:15
 
i aint christian i still find it sh*tty
2006-06-02 01:37:09
 
Holy f*ck, I love raptor Jesus...
2006-06-02 02:08:28
 
"I'm killing your mans..." I love it.
2006-06-02 02:13:29
 
LMAO
2006-06-02 02:18:16
 
He went extinct for our sins.
2006-06-02 02:22:37
 
5 in praise for our lord Raptor Jesus
2006-06-02 02:29:56
 
5 because you redid my site ^^
2006-06-02 02:38:41
 
no, thats just wrong.
2006-06-02 02:40:58
 
FAVORITE YTMND EVAR.
2006-06-02 02:49:56
 
I salute you, sir!
2006-06-02 02:55:15
 
i probably commented on this before, but i gotta say this keeps me smilin'. f*ck religion
2006-06-02 03:06:44
 
"rez plz" is worth 5.
2006-06-02 03:13:51
 
This is BLASPHEMY! I love it.
2006-06-02 03:34:04
 
What supple hands, thomas, go lower. lol!
2006-06-02 03:40:40
 
sh*t this is awesome
2006-06-02 03:44:26
 
why does he talk like a WoW f*g?
2006-06-02 03:45:57
 
srsly gtfo n00b ECKSDEE
2006-06-02 04:07:27
 
Nice mix!
2006-06-02 04:07:59
 
lol, instant-wisdom is a righteous christian
2006-06-02 04:28:54
 
1'd for all of the WoW references
2006-06-02 04:29:52
 
5 for blasphemy
2006-06-02 05:18:23
 
where the white women at?
2006-06-02 06:43:18
 
2006-06-02 07:12:41
 
Newsboys - Awesome God
2006-06-02 07:40:01
 
You got a 3 because the dialog blew You didn't get a 1 because the photoshoping was nice
2006-06-02 07:57:13
 
This is disturbing. I want more.
2006-06-02 08:11:56
 
Is that baby for sale? It is now!
2006-06-02 08:12:58
 
Wonderful!
2006-06-02 08:48:33
 
Because you touch yourself at night
2006-06-02 08:52:27
 
MMO lingo makes me hot and I don't know why.
2006-06-02 09:01:33
 
5 because it ruled, -1 for no sound credit
2006-06-02 09:20:15
 
slow it down. other than that, amazing
2006-06-02 09:21:45
 
LOL! great
2006-06-02 09:24:57
 
5'd for Brandon Bird's "Killing Machine"
2006-06-02 09:37:38
 
5 for REZ PLZ
2006-06-02 09:38:03
 
die...
2006-06-02 09:41:10
 
God Loves Humour. 5 Star Approved!
2006-06-02 09:54:01
 
LOL!
2006-06-02 09:55:22
 
Lawl i'm in ur base killing ur mans. This is 5 material. AWIY (A winner is you)
2006-06-02 09:56:26
 
Oh holy blasphemy.
2006-06-02 10:06:44
 
I loled at "Jesus, is that baby for sale?" "It is now lol".
2006-06-02 10:12:12
 
5 for hilarity
2006-06-02 10:26:45
 
um suck
2006-06-02 10:31:01
 
Stupid.
2006-06-02 10:38:34
 
hah, awesome
2006-06-02 10:45:05
 
IT'S NOT FROM 4CHAN YOU BLOODY MORONS, A BUNCH OF US AT PA:AC PHOTOSHOPPED THEM. YOU ARE NUBS TO THE X-TREME.
2006-06-02 10:45:06
 
The Flying Spaghetti Monster just got royally OWNED. This is awesome.
2006-06-02 10:46:50
 
I love this, top 5 please!
2006-06-02 10:57:48
 
omg sacrilegious!!!
2006-06-02 11:05:06
 
Five for the description alone (even if it got cut off)
2006-06-02 11:09:32
 
LAWL!!! RAPTOR JESUS FTW!!! YOU WINS SIR!! YOU WIN!!!
2006-06-02 11:11:13
 
"lol im in ur base killing ur mans" - Probably the best line ever created.
2006-06-02 11:18:26
 
LOL for techno awesome god and dinosaurs and humans.
2006-06-02 11:24:14
 
wow...rofllmaobbq
2006-06-02 11:32:46
 
dirka dirka muhammmed jihad
2006-06-02 11:35:00
 
Mek way for the king gets this a 4. The rest blow. Also, check out how hot i am and vote for me, hottest guy on ytmnd. hottestguyonytmnd.ytmnd.com
2006-06-02 11:43:31
 
it's lovely to see 4chan throughout the internet.
2006-06-02 11:46:06
 
oh my gawd. i feel dirty 5ing this... but... how can i not!?
2006-06-02 11:50:30
 
alright i thought this was pretty funny and thats some BANGIN techno right there
2006-06-02 11:54:36
 
Flawless victory.
2006-06-02 11:58:41
 
I am joining the church of Raptor-Jesus. Like right now.
2006-06-02 12:03:07
 
i love raptor jesus :)
2006-06-02 12:04:14
 
I lol'd.
2006-06-02 12:11:48
 
1 because that's not techno
2006-06-02 12:13:40
 
lol, rez plz
2006-06-02 12:14:23
 
RAPTOR JESUS FORVER!!!!
2006-06-02 12:20:44
 
4 chan is the source for most of these
2006-06-02 12:29:19
 
IT"S BACK!!!
2006-06-02 12:52:27
 
-2 for the stupid gamer lingo.
2006-06-02 13:14:14
 
Raptor Jesus IS the motherf*cking win.
2006-06-02 13:22:57
 
this rules. the only thing stopping it from being outstanding is all of that warcraft jargon.
2006-06-02 13:27:17
 
Truly, awesome.
2006-06-02 13:41:41
 
All praise be to the true king of kings... 5/5
2006-06-02 13:42:14
 
i'm christian i don't know if i'm allowed to laugh or not, so for the time being 4d klol! btw ill ask my pope or somethinz
2006-06-02 13:45:49
 
wtf? I like this remix though lol
2006-06-02 13:54:15
 
2006-06-02 14:03:09
 
funnY?
2006-06-02 14:12:27
 
Creative idea and nice Photoshop work.
2006-06-02 14:13:56
 
ROFL!
2006-06-02 14:24:07
 
hells yeah
2006-06-02 14:30:56
 
Rober Miles' "Children" remix, ftw.
2006-06-02 14:33:46
 
rofl! I loved it.
2006-06-02 14:37:14
 
All hail, our lord and savior.
2006-06-02 14:40:03
 
WoW references everywhere, don't remind me of the prison I just escaped from.
2006-06-02 14:43:47
 
OMG OMG OMG...This is amazing 5ed
2006-06-02 14:51:07
 
rofl made of win
2006-06-02 14:53:47
 
effing awesome. Raptor Jesus pwns n00bs.
2006-06-02 14:56:40
 
What supple hands you have thomas, lol go lower
2006-06-02 14:57:07
 
need full version of this song!
2006-06-02 15:03:23
 
LOL SEXY
2006-06-02 15:08:20
 
1. and it's "manna" not "mana". you turd.
2006-06-02 15:13:33
 
"and it's "manna" not "mana". you turd." LOL WHAT
2006-06-02 15:16:29
 
^^^... wow... just wow... You don't downvote people because YOU don't know how to spell, it is "mana"... I hope Raptor Jesus smites you.
2006-06-02 15:18:42
 
this ytmnd is an awesome ytmnd
2006-06-02 15:19:16
 
5'd for blasphemy, sweet sweet blasphemy.
2006-06-02 15:20:46
 
Lol, win.
2006-06-02 15:32:37
 
I hate the music, but props for the images.
2006-06-02 15:40:54
 
u l00ze belthegor. It's Mana.
2006-06-02 15:45:50
 
hold me
2006-06-02 15:46:46
 
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.
2006-06-02 15:57:10
 
im killing all ur mans
2006-06-02 16:09:45
 
I like the techno "Awesome god" song, but otherwise not even close to being funny or clever.
2006-06-02 16:25:17
 
lol!
2006-06-02 16:30:47
 
take my unborn child
2006-06-02 16:44:50
 
lawl
2006-06-02 16:48:09
 
I.love.it.
2006-06-02 16:59:22
 
nice
2006-06-02 17:01:20
 
Change the title back.
2006-06-02 17:06:58
 
4chan. Stolen. f*ck.
2006-06-02 17:07:31
 
You win :)
2006-06-02 17:09:15
 
damn make fun of allah, buddah, and vishnu now...
2006-06-02 17:14:51
 
Best. YTMND. I've ever seen.
2006-06-02 17:21:45
 
i've been a devotee and child of raptor jesus for many months now.
2006-06-02 17:31:46
 
Not even remotely funny, and I'm not really religious
2006-06-02 17:31:57
 
man this is great
2006-06-02 17:48:27
 
WIN
2006-06-02 17:53:58
 
4chan :$
2006-06-02 18:11:54
 
I like how mine was included :)
2006-06-02 18:20:44
 
This just came out of nowhere.
2006-06-02 18:21:23
 
I'm in your base killing your mans...YOUR ROMANS! LOLOLOLOLOL
2006-06-02 18:31:12
 
he went extinct for our sins
2006-06-02 18:31:21
 
XD at the Remix
2006-06-02 18:38:10
 
bahhh hahahahaha
2006-06-02 18:39:36
 
"LVL 40 LOL!" "Cool, can you take me to VC?" 5'd for pwning nubs.
2006-06-02 18:45:35
 
So going to hell for that one... Hey Hitler save me a seat!
2006-06-02 18:49:12
 
funny, but just too blasphemous for me to go any higher than a 1.
2006-06-02 18:52:45
 
LAWL IM IN YOUR BASE KILLIN UR MANS
2006-06-02 19:00:38
 
Lawl.
2006-06-02 19:12:56
 
Im just not buying it.
2006-06-02 19:14:48
 
DINOSAURS + ROBERT MILES REMIX = INSTANT WIN
2006-06-02 19:27:19
 
zomfg I'm an atheist and I love that song because it's lol.
2006-06-02 19:41:12
 
The first Raptor Jesus YTMND I've liked.
2006-06-02 19:57:08
 
I love how you wrote just plain "God" in sound orgin. Awesome.
2006-06-02 20:25:09
 
That would make a great children's picture book. Am I going to hell?
2006-06-02 20:25:46
 
dood, where, you get that music?
2006-06-02 20:43:31
 
5 for hilarious blasphemy! Who did the remix?
2006-06-02 20:58:31
 
"lets hit teh crunk juice" XD
2006-06-02 21:09:05
 
thanks for im in ur base killing ur mans.
2006-06-02 21:16:36
 
level 40 lolz
2006-06-02 21:19:06
 
OMFG LAWLZ.......LOL omg,omg....LMAO
2006-06-02 21:19:59
 
4'd for hilarity XD I'll make it a 5 if you slow the pace down a little.
2006-06-02 21:41:32
 
f*ckin' win.
2006-06-02 22:12:27
 
raptor jesus isn't supposed to talk, he just makes loud noises when people talk to him
2006-06-02 22:16:40
 
So random!
2006-06-02 22:35:01
 
He went extict for you sins! Age for 4chan.
2006-06-02 22:35:36
 
Worst fad since goatse...
2006-06-02 22:45:38
 
5 for technoof that song (lawl), raptor jesus, that n00b stuff and syncing without a syncer and it ending right when the images stop so you don't have to refresh.
2006-06-02 22:48:21
 
slow down the gif on the first several frames for 5
2006-06-02 23:01:57
 
f*ck I love Raptor Jesus. I wish there were more quality Raptor Jesus sites. Raptor Jesus and Kirk Douglas wants Sundaes are two of the greatest fads never to be. :(
2006-06-02 23:28:36
 
dont get it, dont want to
2006-06-02 23:33:03
 
hahaha awesome man
2006-06-03 11:38:09
 
"He went extict for you sins!" lol
2006-06-03 14:28:04
 
Raptor Jesus same category as Chuck Norris and dead baby jokes on the internet.
2006-06-03 20:00:54
 
lol for white women comment.
2006-06-04 17:32:28
 
HALL OF FAME'D
2006-06-05 10:17:37
 
And Raptor Jesus did leap from the tree, connecting His foot with the jibbering fool's neck. When He landed, the fool was dead and motionless. Our Saviour, Raptor Jesus, who is both carnivorous and merciful, then turned to his deciples and said: "Ninja'd!"
2006-06-05 17:42:00
 
4, funny *ss hell, but the Robet Miles - Children / Our God is an Awsome God song sucked ass. Mainly because Robert Miles is responsible for the complete and udder P*ssification of trance.
2006-06-05 22:47:00
 
Ho'sh*t. Made me laugh like a bitch.
2006-06-07 02:57:18
 
"u l00ze belthegor. It's Mana." I was quoting the guy who said that and laughing at him, smartypants
2006-06-07 09:54:11
 
Anything that mocks the ignorance known as religion gets an auto-5.
2006-06-07 15:06:31
 
Incredible.
2006-06-09 02:41:25
 
+3 for Raptor Jesus. +2 for annoying the Jesus freaks.
2006-06-10 04:12:19
 
Rez plz.
2006-06-18 16:58:37
 
i died and went to ytmnd heaven
2006-06-19 00:04:31
 
RAPTOR JESUS IS NOT SUPPOSE TO TALK...JUST MAKE NOISES. THATS THE WHOLE POINT OF HIM BEING A RAPTOR OMFG! sorry caps
2006-06-19 00:12:53
 
i fukki KNEW he was a Dinosaur!!!!
2006-06-19 15:23:21
 
Jesus and raptors.... what a combo, sort of like shoes and socks or PB and J.
2006-06-24 14:52:04
 
i know raptorjesus is my savior
2006-06-24 16:24:43
 
LMFAO! It's a bit fast but very funny.
2006-06-29 14:59:11
 
hahahahahah incredible "what supple hands"
2006-07-01 00:09:08
 
hil-f*cking-larious
2006-07-01 23:38:44
 
hahahahahahahahaha
2006-07-02 19:29:26
 
Were I not a pastafarian, I would accept Raptor Jesus as my one and only savior.
2006-07-03 14:54:08
 
Rez Plz. XD
2006-07-06 06:14:27
 
the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
2006-07-07 21:44:06
 
srry guys had to relog lolol
2006-07-07 21:57:45
 
THIS IS NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF THE SAVIOR THAT RAPTOR JESUS IS. RAPTOR JESUS IS NOT A POT HEAD, NEITHER A POOP SOCKER NOR f*gGOT SIR
2006-07-07 22:06:53
 
this reminds me of a really fat girl i hate
2006-07-08 20:34:13
 
SRRY GUYS I HAD TO RELOG LOL!!!
2006-07-09 22:59:43
 
Love it.
2006-07-11 03:00:27
 
amazing.
2006-07-12 21:42:35
 
blastphemous
2006-07-15 13:08:22
 
He's got the whole world in his jaws.
2006-07-18 09:21:16
 
hahahahaha im in ure base killing all ure mans!
2006-07-18 09:28:23
 
ha..haha...
2006-07-19 06:51:31
 
Jesus makes me wet
2006-07-20 05:42:27
 
5'd olol
2006-07-21 23:04:30
 
YES.
2006-07-22 01:38:37
 
Raptor Jesus died for the sins of dinosaurs everywhere before their apocalypse came for their sins! How will you face up to LOLJesus Christ! The time is near! Repent your sins mother f*ckers before we gots snakes on a plane!
2006-07-23 18:54:31
 
*Begins the worship of raptor Jesus*
2006-07-24 18:11:22
 
I'd 5 if you gave music source.
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