-1 for being too long, -1 for almost killing yourself and your girlfriend, -1 for almost killing others, -1 for wasting my time. If I could vote lower than 1, I would. And if you think that I believe you got in a car accident because of an extended ytmnd

-1

conversation, you're insane. But I guess it's better than blaming it on smoking pot or something. Lastly, You're brian peppers face was subpar. Good day sir.

good job dipsh*t lols.

way to be a dumbass

i hope melissa dumps you and goes out with the real brian peppers

+1

long ytmnds ftw. sry n*gg*.

Good one. Ignore the little dicks who replied first, they just aren't awesome enough to get the Yiddish Cup of front page.

no care ever

it's not that i want to vote it a 1 - i just want to take my view back

Nice story, but I'm confused...your girlfriend actually likes ymtnd?~

Great job with the YTMND (not with the car), YTMND brings out the best (and the worst with these downvoting pricks) in everyone. It is nice to hear that you are okay. But I would sue brian peppers for being so ugly that he made you crash.

lol, you drive a van! 5 that sh*t!

sux 4 u but , i wud still go th ytmnd too

there's no way this story is true, it's a widely known fact that evaxephon has never touched/will never touch a woman also 1'd for driving a minivan

I am being extremely generous, fix the image please and this will actually be worth the 5 I gave it.

Wow. Longest, most boring, most incredibly stupid and pointless YTMND i have ever had to suffer through. Really, nobody on the internet cares about your stupid car accident.

Oh, and learn to drive moron.

why re-submitted twice ?

somewhere some place, sean connery is laughing his *ss off.

Nice story, but I read really f*cking fast, so it was excruciating. Also, get a damn haircut.

how many f*ckin times are you going to submit this. next time just drive off a cliff and save us the time of having to read about it.

1d for lame Brian Face

5 to make mean people mad

i'm not going to watch this whole sh*tty thing again just for some crap extras

why make the same site three times? it wasn't interesting the first time, retard

You're kind of a loser, but its cute

ppl on ytmnd have gfs????? IT CAN'T BE!!!!

THIS MAKES ME WANT TO MAKE ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS TO DOWNVOTE THIS PIECE OF CRAP. MY GOD THIS WAS f*ckING POINTLESS.

I poopied my pants

idiot

so when did you lose $10,000 i think claims adjusters come out to determine what they will have to pay

long, but intresting. Show some pics of you and Melissa's injuries...........and her boobies.

The bottom cuts off in 1280 x 800 resolution.

good f*ggy short film

Yiddish Cup, I have a laptop on 1280x800 and I could see the entire thing fine.

Awesome story. Awesome battle scars. Awesome for putting ITG2 music in your YTMND. 5ed for great justice.

Wait, why do you have to pay $10k? You could just buy another car. Also, judging by your photo, are you 17 or something?

seatbelts and airbags FTW

lol van, wheres the nude pics?

This is way too f*cking long. 2 for sympathy

all i can really say is "LOL, COLLISION!" get well soon, man, and while you're at it, PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD'S SAKE!

youve inspired me to make a YTMND about my suicide, whenever that happens. YTMND will surely be to blame.

Indeed, you should never put photos of yourself on teh net. http://evano.ytmnd.com/

sh*tty, but I see a fad coming.

Melissa gave me a 5 in bed...too bad you get a ONE!

so long...

That's one hell of a story. Glad everyone's alive and only mildly injured.

Who's fault is this? Sean Connery's and Brian Peppers's fault!

I think we should photoshop this guy to hell 5'ddddddddddddd ftw soi soi

thats why n****rs shouldnt be allowed to drive

5'd because I sympathize with fellow failures (See http://ifailatlife.ytmnd.com/). Also, is Melissa still your girlfriend after that?

1-70 sucks *ss this time of year. I'm afraid I'm going to die everytime I get on it. Oh and it's good you didn't kill your girlfriend.

BRIAN PEPPERS STRIKES AGAIN!

who the f*ck goes 65 in the snow?

id really appriciate it if you learned to spell but seriously, good job with making lemonade. although there is only ONE brian peppers

there's supposed to be a <strongbad> tag in the middle of that comment

"Yiddish Cup, I have a laptop on 1280x800 and I could see the entire thing fine." I guess mine phails or something. I dunno...

Too long, and get a damn haircut. This ain't the 60s Johnny Smokesalot.

Logged into 1 this you f*g!

http://herbielohan.ytmnsfw.com/

kablam

One for wrecking your car over Internet jokes.

WADDA f*ckIN WANT BUDDY? an OSKAR? get the f*ck out of here...-1 for sucking at life -1 for sucking at driving -1 for blaming ytmnd ever your ps part didnt save you, -1 for making this sucking *ss long ytmnd, and finally -1 for trying to be brian peppers.

Good to hear you're alright. Now get some insurance before you hit the road again.

too long with no pay off at all.

so you almost die because of ytmnd... then you go make a ytmnd about almost dying cuz of ytmnd.. kay.

YTMND STEALS KARMA

lol "i hope melissa dumps you and goes out with the real brian peppers"

Ah, get a haircut.

I for one sympathise with you. I reckon YTMNDers should start donating bits ofmoney to help this guy with his van costs.

aha

all the negitive karma towards brian from the internets has finaly taken its revenge on your car

too damn long.next time try to get yourself killed.

Awesome story. A true ytmnder.

It was the least f*ggiest f*ggy short film I've seen.. But sorry, that's just too much to read.

Dude, I fail to see that it was your fault. Since the truck hit you in the rear, it was his fault. Consider yourself lucky for not being dead, considering you got hit by a semi going 65. You're lucky you were in a van, and not my Saturn, in which case you

would be. Also, just get a new car and level the price a little. Hope you have insurance.

Why didn't you use the boost the get through?

So this should be called "The Story of How MY IDIOCY Made Me Crash My Car and Lose $10,000, plus extras."

Screw you downvoters, this is what a good YTMND should be if you can muster up the strength to watch for a couple minutes.

long but good. :D

Not true. Not funny. YTMNDs made of mass text = no win.

get a livejournal and leave us alone

Glad you're not dead.

I was gonna give you a 2, but you said you took responsibility for the accident, and +1 for saying you'd go back. Also, you need to slow down the text A LOT.

Well that was long

You're lucky to both be alive. 5'd, because I know what winter driving is like.

-1'd for explaining fishtailing

1'd. 1. Long. 2. Full of bullsh*t. 3. Actually the whole story is bullsh*t. 4. f*cking waste of time. 5. The accident was caused by stupid people.

5'd for brian face lawwwwl

would be 5 stars if you and your girlfriend had died.

ITG FTFW

t3h suck

1

Sorry that happened to you, but I had a good laugh at this. And your Brian Peppers face wasn't that great, but hey! You tried, XD.

Talk about "safety not guaranteed"...

You have way too much text on some parts and they run off my screen.

5 because i saw that on my local news.......you pwn ohio

You know... 10000$ could have afforded us a f*cking new YTMND server without having crap YTMNDs up top 15 cause of sponsoring

Why is this the 3rd one you've made?

Some might say this is a bit long. But when I 1st saw this it was like 2:30 in morn, and there aint crap else to do. So I enjoyed it. Except for the unfortunate aspect of it all. But it is a good YTMND sir :) phived

you're a f*cking idiot

That was waaaay to f*cking long.

that was a waste of time. synced well though.

Ohio weather seriously sucks. Lake effect man, lake effect.

Interesting.

This deserves a 5 because I felt that you needed it.

O RLY?

lol, $10,000 lost

Glad you are both alright.

less is more

Yes, the Brian face was lame and I can't believe it caused an accident (a better story would have been you saying, "NOOOOOOOO" whilst spinning). However, the story was written well and entertaining. I give you 5-stars because you said, "The Internets" lol

I just bought a rofl ticket and won the loltery!

wow, you drive a van, you're mad poor now dog.

im glad you guys are ok. ive been in a bad wreck before too (not quite that bad) so i understand... although mine was because of a drunk driver... maybe he was drunk on YTMND?

That's what you get when you don't have a sense of humor :).

Man, too many ones. I like this ytmnd a lot.

Haha, you f*cked up. But a funny story and it seems that you didnt turn into a crybaby after an incident so you get a 5

I dont want your life story...

Everyone start donating.It'll help him pay it off :)

Lawl. Amazed you didn't die. It must have been because of jesus, lol!

stupid, the kid in the picture looks like he is 15. how can a 15 yyear old own a van, or even be driving for tha matter

this was so f*cking boring. jesus

peppers put a curse on you, lol

So much hate here. Sounds like the accident wasn't your fault, though. You have a limited amount of options when someone fishtails directly in front of you.

lol, that was on teh news! (familiar with area) way to not die and make me laugh +10

Also, you get 5 stars because I was intrigued enough to watch the whole thing.

This sucks, to bad you survived to make it.

Meh, you look to young to be purchasing a minivan by yourself. Perhaps that's just me though.

um, ok dude.... since the truck that started this bailed, you can like, een if its ur own fault, MAKE UP sh*t TO TEH INSURANCE GUY!!! OMG!! why ar eu sucha dumbass? f*ck, how is this ur fault? truck in front of you lost control, you tried to slow d

Christ...

you drive a van...you took your eyes off the road...and you almost killed a chick. update/replace with camaro, you took your cock off the steering wheel and you almost killed a nazi. then you get a 5. all you earn now is a 2 for some cool music.

WHEN DOES IT END! Paging MacGuyver.

yea....def. a little too long dood

tl;dr

tl;dr

DO A BARREL ROLL 5'd

Sup goon? :V

+5 for being an interesting story. -2 for karma from making fun of Brian.

1. You idiot.

I'm sorry. I want to like this. but the text goes off the bottom of the screen, it's too long and pointless, the music isn't quite right, the text isn't centred on the page- the list goes on.

Oh snap! But you didnt lose your girlfriend, right? Thats the important thing.

you f*ck-tard good thing you didnt hit anyone. If you did and I was the cop and you told me that stupid *ss story i'd tell the guy you hit to finish you off.

is she hot?

Learn 2 Drive

good job retard. its a good thing you didnt hit anyone. B/c if I were the cop and you told me that stupid story, I'd let the guy you hit finish the job.

1: Pay Attention on the Road. 2: You look too young to be driving a car 3: When the weather takes a turn for the worse you are supposed to increase your following distance for EVASIVE ACTION. Sorry Brian Face, you should not behind the wheel of an auto

YTMND4Lyfe!

Been there, done that, 5 for pain and suffering, and to stick it to them downvoting pricks.

I don't give a f*ck.

you should have saved a buncha money on your car insurance by fleeing the scene of an accident

lol 26 more months to pay off 2,600 dollars ftw.

i'm wondering what a girl looks like that enjoys these things as much as a guy would... ?? interesting story

Next time try road head.

Wow... I'm glad you guys survived, but you gotta admit, 0wned.

Donating to this YTMND won't help this guy out.. The money goes to funding the YTMND server, and makes this YTMND show up on the Sponsored page.

after a year of abusing thai whiskey to the point of not suffering any ill effects the next day i guess i can five this

Did you imitate Sonic after the crash and say "Thats no good!"

f*cking 1 star like a mother f*cker...so u crash, give us some drawn out boring story of a stupid car accident, and throw in a little ytmnd to make it justifiable as a ytmnd...f*ck u

neg Post pics of Melissa plzkthx

like i give a f*ck about this sh*t. oohh its so funny that you were talking about ytmnd fads then a semi truck hit u!!!

LOVE IT! LOVE IT! LOVE IT !

my monitor is too small so I can't have big enough resolution to see all of the text :(

enjoyed

TL;DR

obligatory downvote and al pacino inflection: DON'T WASTE MY MOTHER f*ckING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha ha! This is still on top 15 even whit all thos Downvoters that wanted you to die in the crash. I hope you'll be fine

lol n*gg* u need to learn to drive. No, just kidding! Ah Ha! But, god damn, that sucks.

that brian face was not that good.

silic0nsilence worded it perfectly

all the fun of attending a boring *ss lecture, with none of the anything good! 1'd!

glad you're ok man

DO A BARREL ROLL

Major kudos on that man...5

xD

You and your girlfriend play pretty lame travel games...

I suggest centering the image

1) Girls don't like YTMND. 2) Hey, Brian Peppers will do that to you.

You know, I really want to see a video of that. You hear, "Brian, Nooooo!" and then see the van smash into a semi.

me and my gf share the same ytmnd love girls love ytmnd its a known fact did you tell the insurance company that it was your fault? cuz if you did you are truly an idiot who needs a haircut

Holy f*cking sh*t, you mother f*cking dumb f*cker, don't even make a ytmnd again. Too f*cking bad the airbags went off, it'd been funnier if mommy made this about you and showed your brains all over the dashboard and windsheild, go slit your wrists.

Made me watch! Although you do need a haircut

that was a dumb thing to do but I like the site.

5'd to piss off suicide-invoking dumbasses.

l2drive you stupid noob watch the road and move bitch get outa the way

Oh my f*cking god TLDR

THAT is the Peppers face? Strangle your girlfriend for laughing at something so lame, then hang yourself for being that lame something.

-5 for driving a mini van and many other things. +5 for brian peppers face

what an *ss bandit, jeez.

Willie hears ya, Willie dont care

you guys were lucky you didn't get seriously hurt.

INNERNETS

It's alright, it was a minivan.

wow...

nice.

WHOOOOO KARMA+BAD ROAD CONDIDITIONS+ROAD HEAD = +5

you suck, you suck, you suck

+1 for being long, +1 for almost killing yourself and your girlfriend, +20 for almost killing others, +1 for wasting my time, that I would have wasted myself. If I could vote higher than 5, I would.

Thank you, djwk604. ^_^

youre the man now dog EvaXephon!

Since I know Exa, this is total bullsh*t

pretty cool dude

Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that Internal Affairs were setting them up?

Melissa and *I*. Your grammar sucks and so does your driving. :-)

too freaking LONG!

Quite a story

why is it that every time some idiot f*cks up they blame YTMND?! you were driving and not keeping your eyes on the road, you could have killed inocent people because of your stupidity including your girlfriend. this is your own fault not YTMND's

thank you for making the image too big to read without clicking "View Background Image"

wow

after seeing the entire thing, i cant help but five this. f*ck off, downvoters.

Great story! Nice timing on the music too, intentional or not.

That sucks... but it's still funny. The first guy that commented is teh loozer for taking two posts to bitch and moan.

this is me again....horrible brian peppers impersination, you let us down

Wow, people, what the hell is wrong with you. Ok, so, it's long, what else were you going to go do? Look at crappy YTMND's? This one at least has a RL story to it. And people, get a freaking soul, this man could of lost his life, at least be kind to him.

This is a piece of sh*t, good job making a joke out of a car wreck asshat. Your sh*t isn't funny, and it's not even worthy for a sob story.

4.... -1 for being too long

Sue Max lol

Awesome story. You're better off without a dumb van, anyway. Vans are for roadmen and carpenters. 5'd

this means you suck at the interweb right?

Post pics of your girlfriend.

+1 for surving +1 because downvoters suck +1 just because I wasn't in your car And erm..+2 because downvoters still suck

Dude, if your car is worth $2,600, don't pay $10,000 to fix it. Just get a new (used) one with the $2,600 from the insurance they will give you for it being totalled and a few thousand more. That thing will never ride right again with all the damage tha

why didnt you just get a blowjob.

This is "You're the man now, dog", not "share your life story, dog".

Nothing original about it. Btw, sh*t happens. Pick it up and throw it in someone elses yard.

YOU CRASHED YOUR CAR AND LOST 10,000 DOLLARS AND ALL YOU GOT FOR IT WAS THIS LOUSY FIVE

+5 for having a gf, -2 for it being to long, +20 cause downvoters suck bigballs and -18 for that peppers face.

lol 5

I should do a ytmnd: How waiting for your YTMND to end made my pizza burn in the toaster oven.

You obviously like the site, so 5.

I f*cked Melissa so hard last night, her airbags deployed.

5d for no particular reason.

don't joke around while driving, glad you're safe

All the downvoters can go to hell. Glad you're ok.

""This is "You're the man now, dog", not "share your life story, dog"."" QUOTED FOR TRUTH

5'd halfway through!

5 for living, -2 for the crappy impersonation.

There's only one thing to say to say about this... owned.

K

lol u r gay and i h8 u Seriously though, that's a pretty interesting story.

heh +The internet for entwrtainment. You win.

Here in New England they teach us to take our eyes off the road when it snows. Also, my friends think I'm very funny because I say other people's jokes over and over again. I'm Rick James, bitch!

entertainment*

Picture, sound, text. A singular focus, not a f*ggy short film. You people are killing ytmnd.

"a singular focus, not a f*ggy short film!"

ok, again..

lol @ people 1'ing cuz they are upset cuz they have NEVER had and NEVER will have a GF