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Heh.

The image is more of a placeholder, but that sound is incredible. Don't get me wrong, it's not like I hate Inkdrinker (personally I couldn't care less how people vote) but . . . barrelroll!

yeah, ima change the pic eventually - just wanted to get this up... I SUCK at gifs. -- uploading this to www.soundclick.com/dzk w/lyrics

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I just finished listening to it. Holy sh*t this is good.

I usually don't like the stuff that adds to inkdrinker's popularity, but this is pretty darn good

Raged

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Hahaha. I do get tired of seeing people downvote sites because they don't 'get' them. Fads don't appeal to everyone, but that's no reason to be a downvoter.

Ink > DZK

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Your audios are fantastic

Holy sh*t, nice work man.

i mean, dude wrote a song for a ytmnd. hard not to five it.

concerto: "[I] mean, dude wrote a song for a ytmnd. hard not to five it." Amen.

the innernet is serious businness

Im 5ing this of my own free will.

whoa!!!!! awesome!

This is now my favorite YTMND.

nice work, but there are plenty of inkdrinker bashing ytmnd's already

AMAZING!

five

upvote for including vinny weapons

BARREL ROLL!

The topic fits the rating!

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Wow. Wow.

"upvote for including vinny weapons" - Seconded

LAZYBOY needs to stfu and fist himself, this f*cking rocks

Greatness

Let's all make sites about ourselves to try to become famous. Oh i know, we can pit ourselves against someone who's already known so as to act like their equal, then we'll be somebodies.

Brilliant! Think I heard my name mentioned.

Image sucks. Sounds like emenem minus the personality. Good sound quality though.

I know I am a better rapper though!

Heheh.`

good sh*t

ScndPistonHonda: Internet "fame" is f*cking gay. But, I've got 5.5 million plays on my soundclick site. So I wouldn't exactly say we're "equal." I have over 100+ disses to a lot of random *ss people. Just felt like writing.

DO A BARREL ROLL!

If you really want to turn this into an intellectual pissing contest, I'll put 99% of everyone here in their places. Again, I mean.

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inkdrinker - internet badass. *rolls eyes*

Was that "intellectual" comment directed at me, or the comments? Because, I basically called you "gay" for 3 minutes. I wouldn't exactly call that sh*t "intellectual." Maybe juvenile entertainment. It amused me.

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Come on. "Downvote anything intelligent?" Maybe that was just filler, I don't know. I got bored after like 10 seconds anyway. But that plus the kid who thinks I don't 'get' Stupid Fad of the Week

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99%, i could agree with that. At least you don't have delusions that you're the smartest person on this site.

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Watch out for Inkdrinker, he might....uh.........be arrogant at you?

Easy 5. Inkdrinker is a f*g

Oh this is great!!!

The intro and the outro I didn't write out before I said it. I just kinda, did it. I didn't load your profile, checkout your votes, or anything. I was just in the mood to write and somebody said you were a douche on ventrillo.

ScndPistonHonda, we've got almost 100,000 users. I doubt those are normally distributed (that low end of the curve is probably bulging quite a bit) but it still leaves plenty of room for the uncommon genius here and there.

I just like to make music. I wouldn't read too much into it. I dissed a WoW guild, my neighbors mom... Sometimes I make a diss track to people on the first day I meet them. I just don't want to sit around making the same music everyday. So I write about e

Hall of fame material.

*everything. You're still a little douche-like - admit it.

I don't read anything into it. I just like this thread. One of the only fun things left to do after Fall 05 ruined this place is to be a megalomaniac and watch people flip out about it.

I've been so high on speed for the last week, I really have no idea what the f*ck is going on. I just wrote a song about Haley to a RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE instrumental.

ill give respect to anyone who writes a song for their ytmnd. ZOMG... original content.

See, we need more of that antisocial creativity. Hang around a while and you'll start to see it's a tyranny of the mediocre - the same kids rewarding each other for finding that stupid old 90s Donald Duck blowjob wav, etc. I think they never realized the

point of found art is to create new meaning via the context. Instead, they just expect to be rewarded for finding the same stupid old sh*t. Then they hate ebaums and don't understand the irony of it.

do I detect an upvote from you, Inkdrinker?

On this? Meh. I do like your Haley songs, though

I agree on the point that there are too many fad sites. The reason there isn't much creativity and effort however, is because the creative sites usually get downvoted. I see original sites once in awhile, but they get no credit.

sometimes you find some gems... I find at least one everyday I'm looking.

5 for effort alone

Anyway, it's been real, but work's in the immediate future. Peace

most people here are looking for attention - but those that create whatever they want (just for the hell of it) won't really care what ratings their sites receive, though.

Very impressive lyrics very funny song. DZK should host his own site. Nothing personal to InkDrinker but the fad of anti-trolls like Ink and Pistol Honda really ruin the internet... 5 stars

It's so hard to stay on the front page now that you can only make it by appealing to the broadest base possible, which happens to be the 14 yr old fps doug fanatic that is currently posting the same sh*t on 5 different forums.

how does not liking every sh*t you see ruin the internet?

Its more the self-righteous arrogant pricks that ruin it. Trolls are funny, if you don't get the joke, go somewhere else.

Legendary

all i can say is OWNED

4'd mainly cause I'm jealous that this dude has more spare time than I do.

I suppose this was inevitable.

first, i'm on no-one's side here. anyway, no offense or anything but the lyrics were whack. I like your other songs way better. Stick to other genres, you're not as good in Rap.

actually, n/m your other rap songs are good. But in this one the insults are pretty weak. I mean even I can say worse things about inkdrinker than this.

Geez, I am flattered you used my creation! Automatic 5.

LOL! YOU OWNED INKDRINKER!

BARREL ROLL, rofl

Rap sucks and you didn't even make your own image.

Peer pressure is a bitch.

Excellent.

it was...INEVITABLE

I would've given you a five, but my sister has downsyndrome. Don't worry, I'm not offended though.

Excuse me, but are you white? If so, kill yourself.

Heh, nicely done DZK.

Shut the f*ck up, f*ggot.

also brb cu@almightylol

Rap sucks, but this still wins

Sadly, Inkdrinker is fighting a fight he can't win. Fads are unbeatable, because if you get good enough at fighting them.. you BECOME a fad.

: / Bashing in YTMNDS= Doesn't end well.

obvious 5

Original and innovate, and you have a GREAT voice

hah DZK that sh*t was trippin! that's some smooth freestyling. oh yeah, and DC REPRESENT, DAWG!!!!

Like I've said on some of your previous work, I wish I could write like that.

/me Awaits DZK's Album. :D

This isn't even a ytmnd, this is just a song. Replace the lolink with an original image so that this site could be worth something.

ytcracker appreciates your contribution to the internet

Winned.

I wouldn't have given a 5 if not for your response to Inky in the comments. Diplomacy for the f*cking win.

Yes

DZK f*cking rules.

i suggest a "BARREL ROLL!" lawl

^^^ wtf, seriously it's a god damn web page. adverb...you need to learn the correct usage of innovate if you are going to be sarcastic. 5 for original content, though i do not agree w/ it.

this is beyond pwn3d. This is p0z3zz3d! If I could donate every penny I had, I would. Any way you can help me? http://dgaumsworldrocks.ytmnd.com/

sh*t come back to tpilol =( www.thepriceislol.com we appreciate you k thx bai

Whoever wins, We still don't care!

despite the content, or the style, the effort and assimilation of ytmnd into professional-sounding music is at the very least a 5.

Jeenyus. Damn, DZK, you got some serious talent. You gonna release an album?

Ehhhhhh, it was 5 until my ears starting getting raped by that rap.

I think inkdrinker > you.

lol. The only personall attack ytmnd to succede. Afterall, every one DOES hate poor little inkdrinker. . .huh. . .I wonder what it's like to be to hated by so many people. . .lol even my friends hate him and I've just told them about him :P

Also, normally I hate rap. . .but 5'd for putting ink in his place.

Woot

Inkdrinker is the epidemy of arrogance, hence the 5.

Lol, pointless hating. But the song is creative.

The point was comedy and it made me lol. Another success, dzk. Keep it up forever.

the internets is going crazy.

the picture sucks but the sound more than made up for it

Make less sights about hate and more about love :naughty:

Haha you rock DZK

DZK is my hero.

DZK when and where can I get your cd.

Nobody likes wiggas with weak rhyme skills

Inkdrinker is almost as ghey as I am homosexual.

You sir, are a f*cking genius. I know there are 'geek' conventions which bring internet artists, and I can only imagine how hard you would rock. GL.

lol inkdrinker downvotes all the good sites

Holy sh*t, DZK is my new favorite

This is, without a doubt, the most severe pwning of anybody, ever.

I want to have your babies, DZK. I'm not a pubescent girl though.. :(

wow.....u win so much....

interwars

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Yeah I liked rap when I was 14 too

ink as andrewWK always makes me laugh

f*ck you DZK.. inkdrinker is my idol.

You suck!

inkdrinker? MORE LIKE DINKDRINKER LOLOLOLOLROFLMAOLOLOL!!!!!11~`21

LOl!! DZK ftw!!

"I need someone to double penetrate my ass" ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Did you make this beat? If not, tell me what instrumental it is.

There is no reason you shouldn't get signed, considering all other decent rap artists have fell off these past few years.

You f*cking rock.

LOL win

Inkdrinker got pwned

I love how inkdrinker waxes poetic about "art" on f*cking YTMND. If you're looking for art, a gif, a song file, and a line of text isn't the best place to start looking. This site's main purpose has been humor, something inkdrinker ironically fails at mis

DZK, you've got amazing talent. Great ytmnd as well.

"he downvotes because he has down syn drome" -5 +2 for making him even more popular...

Inkdrinker got done, SON! and That's what's up. DZK FTW

Was good until the rap came along.

ink > dzk

holy sh*t. i dont even like rap and i liked that.l gj. ownage

That's osme major ownage right there.

ZOMG u rule

Inkdrinker > Wigger who knows how to use ACID or some sh*t like that

inkdrinker would kick your sorry ass

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"DZK, you've got amazing talent. Great ytmnd as well." WHAT! Quoted for LIES!

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are you dating Inkdrinker or something? I don't think he needs you to defend him...

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How is this even funny?

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You're no better.

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"lmao, because you're being a dick and saying sh*t through a computer" -DZK to a downvoter

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you'd really count rhyming poetry sang to music as "talking sh*t?" -- is that how people talk sh*t to one another where you're from, or something?

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You got some serious talent.

im for Inkdrinker

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Nice mix...

another white trash ytmnd by dzk

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I'm a mermaid

meh this wasn't a super special diss decent but not like a "hit em up" or anything

You basically called him gay gay gay gayde gayboooy. Then I just stop listening.

awesome

UNIVERSE TIER

UNIVERSE TIER

UNIVERSE TIER

5'd for the pic of inkdrinker

Awesome.

you make me go something something. up with the downvoters.

I miss the Haley stiff. Not because I'm a perv, but just because it was funny. >_>

For the love of god never make another rap. Your other stuff was good but this sucks.

nevermind

OMG RAP BATTLE

4'd because that beat is DOPE

BEST sh*t EVAR!!, ƒuck that ƒaggot indrinka... Go DZK, go...

you've been served, with a ytmnd. now's it on.

This is me lamenting the lost art of the creative flame war where everybody wins.

keke

THIS IS GOOD a BARREL roll

The funniest thing about this is the countless responses of people in here making lame *ss "insults" about Inkdrinker, no even noticing that he is calmly and cleay explaining why they are idiots, then the next post is 'LAWL INKDRINKER SUX WANG". 90% of the people who come here are morons. Alot of this was clever, but thebulk of it was just dumb gay jokes. Sorry.

You sure do like to say "um" or "uh" every two seconds.

dzk > ink

I think it's funny when people don't read the previous comments and say sh*t that was covered by like 100 comments, personally I have no problem with Inkdrinker and DZK is funny as hell.

I love your stuff, how much would I have to do to get you to write a diss song about me, for one I'm an ADMITTED downvoter... All my YTMNDS suck, I can't photoshop, I'm mildly overweight, see the SONG WRITES ITSELF!

Inkdrinker is greater than DZK. DZK's ytmnd's are never funny whats wrong with you people

sweet swish but dont spit it "yeah" you go eminem

5 for inkdrinker being a pompus ass

This would have been easily 5'd if you didn't waste your rapping talent on lines about homosexuality.

DZK winz.

You're a talented guy. And the song is really well put together. Inkdrinker is an attention-seeking troll--this is true--but you do not have to equate *ssholes to gays. -5 for bigotry.

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good work. as always. keep it coming, dzk.

Inkdrinker > dzk oh wait, everone > dzk

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PEANUTS!

Ownage bro.

You the masta. -CSM

5'd

DZK IS a gOD

you must have forgot you were white. let me remind you. you are white.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FreAkweNtcY, you are such a racist piece of crap. Please die in a housefire.

Well done.

you fail, please try again ^_^

I didn't know Eminem makes YTMNDs now.

Take sexymofo's advice on this one

You could go, and uh, suck some dick. You know.

The lyrics were gross and disgusting

this sh*t was hilarious.

5'd

Last I checked Inkdrinker downvoted sites for not sticking to the fundamentals, being picture, text, sound, and a singular focus, which is something I wholeheartedly agree with, albeit he was a bit extreme and arrogant every now and then. But call me old fashioned, I prefer classics. Also I didn't like the song, and this is the only thing that this YTMND has so yeah.

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Damn, man.

Picture, sound, text = Hey, here's a boring immobile picture with a sound that you can just download off of the internet, with a bunch of annoying *ss text blocking the damn picture, taking away what little humor the picture had! FUAWESOME!

By the way, DZK, you're f*cking metal

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Microsoft does not make Nano technology.

Last time I checked, site after site of tired fads did not constitute as intelligent.