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Site Title: PTKFGS: The Bauman E-mails: A Dramatic Reading
Site Domain: baumanlettersptkfgs.ytmnd.com
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boomaga
Created on: 2006-03-20 01:07:44
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baumanlettersptkfgs

Description: A reading of Bill Bauman's emails to Rob Goldberg on Jan 10, 2006. Sorry for the flaky English accent and chewing the scenery. Also I added a couple of words. It's lengthy. Hope you enjoy it.
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2006-03-20 01:09:05
 
Flying Lobsters have taken me. Please send help.
+1
 
2008-03-23 20:11:39
 
kekeke
2006-03-20 01:10:45
 
LMFAO
2006-03-20 01:13:01
 
win
2006-03-20 01:13:13
 
s'ok
2006-03-20 01:13:19
 
LMAO! You win an infinite amount of internets and all the starts on this entire site.
2006-03-20 01:13:44
 
Love yeah Boo Maga Still your baby baring fan girl AkA Katy
2006-03-20 01:16:35
 
you win.
2006-03-20 01:17:03
 
aw he got the crickets :(
2006-03-20 01:20:09
 
love it!
2006-03-20 01:30:41
 
Not bad, like the UT sounds at the end. GIVE ME A LETTER TO READ.
2006-03-20 01:32:03
 
Lol ok give both Hax123 and I a letter to read.
2006-03-20 01:36:12
 
I can't believe someone such as boomaga actually harped onto this PTKFGS crap. I'm disappointed in you.
-1
2006-03-20 01:38:01
 
Le-Mao!
2006-03-20 01:38:02
 
awesome. "L'MAO!" haha. one note-- the word I think you're looking for is "Tefillin", not "tellefin." Could be wrong but I'd look into it.
2006-03-20 01:38:58
 
f*cking leetsauce.
2006-03-20 01:39:00
 
omg... you win teh internets!!1! will you give birth to my child? the "la-mao" (lmao) part made me roffle!!!
2006-03-20 01:40:44
 
This Bill Bauman guy looks to be trustworthy.
2006-03-20 01:41:55
 
^^ hax & tehpwner: if I find a letter, I promise you guys will be the first to know - I had to write this one.
2006-03-20 01:42:41
 
This was my penis before looking at this ytmnd-8==D This is my penis now-8==========================D
+1
2006-03-20 01:42:49
 
This is great! I love it how the founders of actual YTMND fads are even making their own PTKFGS versions.
2006-03-20 01:46:25
 
Now we shall see where the real loyalty lies. If this site is #1, then YTMND is no more and we have morphed into PTKFGS. If this site is #2, YTMND is still alive. Personally, I like both of your dramatic interpretations, but I'd really hate to see this be
-1
2006-03-20 01:47:17
 
One way or another, this fad culminates here.
2006-03-20 01:47:26
 
...but I'd really hate to see this beat the original just because it has a PTKFGS watermark. 4'd.
2006-03-20 01:48:04
 
Awesome
2006-03-20 01:48:09
 
Le-mao!
2006-03-20 01:51:05
 
Excellent
2006-03-20 01:51:10
 
Very good for a PTKFGS site... Which is saying quite a bit considering majority of them suck :(
2006-03-20 01:52:14
 
Although, i agree that the PTKFGS is total sh*t.
2006-03-20 01:52:30
 
I'm 5ing this but I gotta be honest - I always (read: Ever since the PTKFGS fad started, I) felt that the PTKFGS version of this would've been non-dramatic, more computer-y. Monotone.
2006-03-20 01:54:10
 
Finally! Thank you! Should I go ahead and delete my version now?
2006-03-20 01:54:17
 
THIS IS COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE!
2006-03-20 01:56:23
 
This is completely AWESOME! Hard work and dedication deserves a 5. Holy sh*t, excuse me while I ROFL. L'MAO!
2006-03-20 01:58:02
 
NeoMatrix: hell no, man, I love the Cartman one
2006-03-20 01:58:22
 
BAUMAN PARTY FEVER!
2006-03-20 01:58:53
 
LAMOW!!!
2006-03-20 02:00:26
 
ok, thanks man, and if you get ahold of Lemon Demon and the gang: http://dgaumsworldrocks.ytmnd.com/. Feel free to change any words ;)
2006-03-20 02:04:23
 
Brilliant performance. Standing ovation.
2006-03-20 02:10:23
 
f*ckin Awesome. I love how you can use your own name in the keywords. Jealous.
2006-03-20 02:10:33
 
What's up with the ending?
2006-03-20 02:10:48
 
lal...
2006-03-20 02:12:20
 
i love you boomaga, i really do
2006-03-20 02:13:59
 
: D
-1
2006-03-20 02:16:18
 
The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
2006-03-20 02:19:47
 
fantastic
2006-03-20 02:19:56
 
fan-freaking-tastic!
2006-03-20 02:21:01
 
Boomaga, you devil you, you pulled it out again and I just used you four times in one sentence.
2006-03-20 02:23:19
 
Absolutely brilliant. In a short time...we shall be holding a company retreat. LOL
2006-03-20 02:24:11
 
uh oh hall of fame #2
2006-03-20 02:28:30
 
VinnyWeapons has juvenile diabetes. Please send insulin.
2006-03-20 02:34:25
 
I LMAO'ed at the yiddish.
2006-03-20 02:34:45
 
BRILLIANT.
2006-03-20 02:37:33
 
undeniable 5. It is literally impossible to vote lower.
2006-03-20 02:38:30
 
It was only a matter of time before there was a PTKFGS'd Email and I was waiting for it. But I didn't expect THEE Boomaga would do it! I WILL HAVE A GREAT DAY INDEED!
2006-03-20 02:39:32
 
Wonderful work, boomaga.
2006-03-20 02:42:05
 
Excellent. Have some Tenacious D - http://fligoogigoo.ytmnd.com/
2006-03-20 02:46:03
 
Awesomeness. I'd say both YTMND and PTKFGS versions are equally entertaining.
2006-03-20 02:46:13
 
LA MOW!
2006-03-20 02:50:38
 
"Brilliant!" I especially love the yiddish babbling towards the end. Jumping on the PKFGS fad or not, I think it's even funnier than your take on the real e-mails. Good show.
2006-03-20 02:58:39
 
This fad has now jumped the shark. it cannot get better. its all downhill from here this is the top.
2006-03-20 03:01:58
 
I captured the droids. Send ransom.
2006-03-20 03:03:55
 
THIS IS COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE!!
2006-03-20 03:07:25
 
Utterly Amazing. You should be given the keys to YTMND, a parade, and a wikipedia entry with pictures and "edit locked".
2006-03-20 03:08:36
 
lmfao I burst out laughing at the yiddish lol
2006-03-20 03:13:05
 
Yes.
2006-03-20 03:13:19
 
lmao
2006-03-20 03:15:17
 
UNIVERSE TIER
2006-03-20 03:19:32
 
5'd. This is fantastic, beyond awesome. Keep up the good work.
2006-03-20 03:27:42
 
Game over. You win. You are the king of YTMND. Words cannot explain how awesome this is!
2006-03-20 03:30:13
 
Bravo bravo encore encore...
2006-03-20 03:43:27
 
long, Boring, not funny because no one actually said these words. Most of the humour in the last one was due to the fact that the idiot actually wrote the emails. not a good PTKFGS
-2
2006-03-20 03:50:22
 
2006-03-20 03:51:09
 
LMAO @ the LMAO
2006-03-20 03:59:15
 
LMAO! This legitimizes the PTKFGS phenomenon more than any have yet! Simply marvelous!
2006-03-20 03:59:15
 
Made me laugh 50 times harder than the original, genius creativity and originality, completely understandable!
2006-03-20 04:11:47
 
Win!
2006-03-20 04:21:41
 
5 for the commitment, but yeah, let's put PTKFGS to rest with this.
2006-03-20 04:25:30
 
^ I agree, I beleive this, the best one yet, will be the final, oh so great note for the ptkfgs fad to go out on.
2006-03-20 04:31:30
 
I agree. this is the first and last PTKFGS I make.
2006-03-20 04:34:43
 
This is perfect
2006-03-20 04:38:46
 
tellifin!
2006-03-20 04:41:32
 
*claps* FANtastic.
2006-03-20 04:42:53
 
You made PTKFGS great.
2006-03-20 04:52:32
 
PTKFGS wasn't that good overall before this.
2006-03-20 04:55:04
 
I was going to suggest this... awesome work and I
2006-03-20 05:08:43
 
It's everything I had expected and more. Good show old chap!
2006-03-20 05:12:33
 
five
2006-03-20 05:17:54
 
PTKFGS isn't funny.
2006-03-20 05:19:21
 
RAWR
2006-03-20 05:37:23
 
AWESOME. You give serious thought to becoming a voice actor
2006-03-20 05:47:21
 
-1 because I am incapable of fathoming how great this is.
2006-03-20 05:53:48
 
LMAO
2006-03-20 05:54:22
 
The best thing was the party fever and the delicius brownies
2006-03-20 05:56:09
 
5
2006-03-20 05:57:46
 
the ending is the best part :°D
2006-03-20 06:12:52
 
"Ingenious!"
2006-03-20 06:15:58
 
Finally the PTKFGS fad has a shining star, and hopefully a curtain call, lol.
2006-03-20 06:24:03
 
5'd for brownies
2006-03-20 06:26:49
 
XD, win.
2006-03-20 06:28:22
 
my soul was filled with the sound of greatness... once again!
2006-03-20 06:28:22
 
WINZ!
2006-03-20 06:31:20
 
I laughed so very hard at this, boomaga you are truly a god amongst men!
2006-03-20 06:32:27
 
better than the other one
2006-03-20 06:35:47
 
let this fad die.
2006-03-20 06:40:21
 
HAHA
2006-03-20 06:45:45
 
Oh my god. Oh my f*cking god. This... *dies from the sheer awesomeness*
2006-03-20 06:47:34
 
L-MAO
2006-03-20 07:03:53
 
I love you.
2006-03-20 07:06:18
 
"biggest story since AskJeeves bought out Google" lol
2006-03-20 07:08:40
 
you f*cking dominate life. seriously.
2006-03-20 07:12:34
 
Brilliant Follow-up to the original. And didnt disapoint in the least respect! :D
2006-03-20 07:13:03
 
Although this wasn't as funny as the orginal one because no one actually wrote it, it was still funny and made me lol.
2006-03-20 07:18:29
 
le mao! that won it for me.
2006-03-20 07:29:25
 
L'Mao FTW
2006-03-20 07:31:12
 
double 5 for the crickets.
2006-03-20 07:38:40
 
CURTAIN, CURTAIN!
2006-03-20 07:39:41
 
Luh-mao!
2006-03-20 07:40:22
 
great...but wasn't YESYES supposed to be the opposite universe? i thought that PTKFGS was supposed to be an alternative universe instead.
2006-03-20 07:44:26
 
Luh-Mao! Great Fun! I'm pretty tired of the recent, ongoing PTKFGS sites, but this is too marvelous. ACTING!
2006-03-20 07:46:42
 
genius
2006-03-20 07:48:42
 
Brilliant!
2006-03-20 07:49:15
 
BAUMAN PARTY FEVER
2006-03-20 07:49:41
 
Great.
2006-03-20 07:56:39
 
I laughed so hard.
2006-03-20 08:01:25
 
That kicks arse, great job. 5'd!
2006-03-20 08:05:03
 
LAWL
2006-03-20 08:07:19
 
nice
2006-03-20 08:11:51
 
Freaking awesome.
2006-03-20 08:18:31
 
L-MAO!
2006-03-20 09:59:33
 
I love this fad.
2006-03-20 10:00:21
 
Everyday, I search for PTKFGS and 1 star every last one. Its a tough labor of love.
2006-03-20 10:00:38
 
5 for a good follow-up, -1 for "tellifin" - it's "tefillin" you meshuganneh shvemluch
2006-03-20 10:02:01
 
....! Brilliant. Just Brilliant!
2006-03-20 10:04:14
 
You are a genius, man, genius.
2006-03-20 10:12:01
 
My hero!!!
2006-03-20 10:12:25
 
if only :((((
2006-03-20 10:17:18
 
win!
2006-03-20 10:19:27
 
ROFL!
2006-03-20 10:20:26
 
I hate PTKFGS but you win! http://gratyouwon.ytmnd.com/
2006-03-20 10:20:45
 
Fail. The only thing better than removing this thing from the site would be removing the actual Bauman letter reading (and ALL anti-Bauman content) from the site.
2006-03-20 10:21:22
 
Okay, I have to admit.. it started out weird, but by the last paragraph it was STILL weird! Appletinis for the win!
2006-03-20 10:21:30
 
very well acted and read, but just not funny like the original, never try to alter a classic. 5 for the effort and acting.
2006-03-20 10:21:44
 
LMAO
2006-03-20 10:34:39
 
this was awesome
2006-03-20 10:35:43
 
Wow... just wow...
2006-03-20 10:37:02
 
I gave you a three because I respect you, boomaga... but I never thought you'd go in for the PTKFGS bullsh*t. Anyone else would've gotten a 1.
2006-03-20 10:40:08
 
GO WORLD PEACE!
 
2009-02-15 10:44:10
 
God damnit I was weird in 2006.
2006-03-20 10:41:17
 
THIS IS COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE!
2006-03-20 10:44:04
 
And here I thought the first one could never be improved upon or parodied. PTKFGS proves me wrong!
2006-03-20 10:49:20
 
He did it again. He did it again. Oh my God.
2006-03-20 10:51:32
 
MewtwoStruckBack is obviously a shill for eBaum. Pay no attention.
2006-03-20 10:52:01
 
Curtain, CURTAIN! L'MAO.
2006-03-20 10:54:32
 
nice, very nice
2006-03-20 10:56:00
 
Disappointing. Good effort though.
2006-03-20 11:11:54
 
This thing wasn't even good the first time! Why would making it PTKFGS somehow make it funnier?!
2006-03-20 11:12:30
 
"l'mau" is the new "LUL".
2006-03-20 11:15:48
 
awesome
2006-03-20 11:16:19
 
No applause at the end? How dare they do that to you! Another great performance. 5'd.
2006-03-20 11:19:13
 
Amazing
2006-03-20 11:20:12
 
I loved the "L-MAO!" and "BAUMAN PARTY FEVER!". 5 stars!
2006-03-20 11:20:25
 
2006-03-20 11:24:18
 
MY WIFES DELICIOUS BROWNIES! ha kills me every time
2006-03-20 11:24:30
 
2006-03-20 11:26:35
 
I NEVER saw this masterpiece coming! We need a PTKFGS hall of fame, no joke!
2006-03-20 11:27:15
 
"my green apple teenies are not to be trifled with!" LOL thats great. You sir, win the internets.......again.
2006-03-20 11:32:38
 
Damn you! DAMNYOU for the flaky English accent and chewing the scenery! I've written some lengthy comments of approval to other PTKFGSs that I've enjoyed, but if this is the standard that I've created for myself, then my thoughts should be adequately su
2006-03-20 11:33:26
 
La MAOW.
2006-03-20 11:33:29
 
winner
2006-03-20 11:34:03
 
...summed up in a few short sentences. [of all of the submissions in the PTKFGS fad, this is one of the few that I've really liked.]
2006-03-20 11:48:21
 
You can't expect me to sit through all of this.
2006-03-20 11:49:16
 
10 for effort
2006-03-20 11:52:19
 
Your emotion behind these words is so wonderful. Congrats on a successful PTKFGS interpretation.
2006-03-20 11:54:06
 
Very funny :D
2006-03-20 11:54:12
 
since the brownies.
2006-03-20 12:00:36
 
See, this is one of the big reasons I'm starting to love the PTKFGS universe.
2006-03-20 12:07:28
 
PTKFGS gets my approval now, boomaga you made the universe
2006-03-20 12:08:04
 
LA-MAO!
2006-03-20 12:11:10
 
well its simply BRILLIANT yet BIZZARO
2006-03-20 12:17:31
 
since this is ptkgs you fail miserably with 5 stars (i dont kno how this is possible)
2006-03-20 12:21:01
 
HALL OF FAME! GENIUS! I'd say this is the peak of the PTKFGS fad right here.
2006-03-20 12:21:56
 
Ingenious. I didn't think you'd do it.
2006-03-20 12:28:44
 
ENCORE HOR!
2006-03-20 12:29:52
 
lol curtain! CURTAIN!
2006-03-20 12:30:52
 
Also, barbecue on the patio.
2006-03-20 12:31:37
 
Another masterpeice from Boomaga
2006-03-20 12:32:32
 
Words cannot express the greatness of this PTKFGS.
2006-03-20 12:37:43
 
appletinis
2006-03-20 12:37:59
 
This YTMND is better than owning your own chainsaw.
2006-03-20 12:40:35
 
boomaga wins the internet!!
2006-03-20 12:41:24
 
Now THIS Deservse a 5 and even MUCH more. the ammount of work and the true use of Comedy in this. Tis a TRUE YTMND. you rock man!!!
2006-03-20 12:49:09
 
LOL!!! Boomaga you are the man now dog!
2006-03-20 12:49:46
 
LOL "Let me say as your landsmann, it's a mitzvah to see that such a gesichter gescheftemeyven is yet so haimisher and a real mensch."
2006-03-20 12:50:49
 
The top 2 YTMNDs were both made by you. You are, without question, the man now dog!
2006-03-20 12:53:08
 
Not funny.
2006-03-20 12:54:32
 
The Yiddish was amazing. It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I heard it.
2006-03-20 12:55:13
 
What's a tellifin?
2006-03-20 12:55:17
 
BRILLIANT!!
2006-03-20 13:03:59
 
Yes sir, quite extraodinary
2006-03-20 13:04:18
 
rofl @ swim trunks
2006-03-20 13:06:28
 
You win... what more can I say?
2006-03-20 13:08:01
 
Just when I thought this fad couldn't get any better. You, sir, won.
2006-03-20 13:10:55
 
magnifio
2006-03-20 13:15:33
 
.......if only......
2006-03-20 13:21:36
 
Why do you have all the popular YTMNDs? Oh wait... it's cause of your accent. I need one...
2006-03-20 13:21:48
 
I lol'ed @ "glass towers" and "LMAO"
2006-03-20 13:25:56
 
Okay, f*cking brillantly done
2006-03-20 13:28:07
 
Not as awesome as the first, but still entertaining.
2006-03-20 13:28:39
 
BAUMAN PARTY FEVER
2006-03-20 13:32:03
 
lmao
2006-03-20 13:34:45
 
Laa Maou!
2006-03-20 13:36:41
 
Brilliant!
2006-03-20 13:40:36
 
Wins on so many levels.
2006-03-20 13:44:32
 
kek, dramatic!
2006-03-20 13:45:07
 
boomaga needs to get a job
2006-03-20 13:54:29
 
yay
2006-03-20 14:03:55
 
I think its funny that no matter what fad it is, theres always someone who says 'This fad is dumb'. They can't all be bad, can they? Regardless, this ytmnd is HI-larious, Boomaga strikes again!
2006-03-20 14:10:22
 
Too long
2006-03-20 14:14:04
 
wink
2006-03-20 14:15:06
 
YOU WIN
2006-03-20 14:25:01
 
Logged in just to five... awesomeness
2006-03-20 14:26:05
 
wow.......
2006-03-20 14:27:47
 
I'm sorry, but I -had- to... I was inspired.. or something.. http://lmaosong.ytmnd.com/
2006-03-20 14:33:41
 
Boomaga, you have done it again. You did a great job with the whole thing, but the LMAO left me in tears. Are you a professional voice actor or anything similar in nature?
2006-03-20 14:40:53
 
THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!
2006-03-20 14:42:42
 
XD
2006-03-20 14:43:31
 
It's funny, but not haha funny.
2006-03-20 14:48:29
 
Why is everything so much nicer on PTKFGS?
2006-03-20 14:49:17
 
Brilliant. It's true lunacy if you don't give it a 5.
2006-03-20 14:49:21
 
elyk is a complete smacktard. Please kill yourself.
2006-03-20 14:49:32
 
YOU FREAKING WIN the ENTIRE INTERNETZ!!! Hall of Fame this crap Nooooooooooowwwwwwww
2006-03-20 14:50:49
 
5... No other comment is worth!
2006-03-20 14:53:24
 
Just when I thought it was impossible for you to outdo yourself, you prove me wrong!
2006-03-20 14:58:47
 
He's done it again.
2006-03-20 15:01:59
 
OMG it IS tefillin... thx michigana (and others) for pointing that out... I'll correct it tonight.
2006-03-20 15:07:21
 
Awesome. Wow. Wow wow. Looking forward to the tefillin correction.
2006-03-20 15:08:25
 
LMAO
2006-03-20 15:11:28
 
ok the yiddish killed it. 5'd for that and the tilifin joke.
2006-03-20 15:16:18
 
PTKFGS Universe Bauman, please come and replace the YTMND Universe Bauman. kthxbye
2006-03-20 15:16:59
 
WOh its like the ebaumsworld one you did except opposite. Quite clever
2006-03-20 15:19:02
 
You've outdone your self and made something this great so much better
2006-03-20 15:19:37
 
It's like we're living a real life Sliders episode! Yippee!
2006-03-20 15:22:42
 
I love you
2006-03-20 15:22:53
 
STOP IT I CAN'T f*ckING BREATHE AHAHAHA
2006-03-20 15:22:57
 
5 * ^9.5763478485484
2006-03-20 15:23:47
 
LA-MO. XD
2006-03-20 15:24:14
 
Holy sh*t win. Now im waiting for the PTKFGS Album!
2006-03-20 15:25:14
 
yayeah, good work
2006-03-20 15:28:18
 
Lol, exact oppisite to the other one!!!
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