Ham and cheese, ham and cheese, ham and ham and ham and cheese.

You SOCK!

preaching to the choir buddy

I wonder if that's true. If it is... huh...

I used to work for a bunch of scientologists :(

Still worth a try, ohneat. Reiterating is key. Reiterating is key.

Thank you

ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD XENU

Scientology is like Plastic Surgery. Only famous people believe in it so why the hell do I care?

^Indeed HAIL XENU! HAIL! HAIL!

you did it...soooo well..

The song alone defeats scientology.

The Robots have taken me. Please send help.

Awesome find.

Wikipedia said it was true, don't deny it!

rofl

Fruity little club, ain't they?

LOL scientology...

While I don't doubt its accuracy, I have to say that a Wikipedia article really isn't "research". If I wanted to defend Scientology I'd just say the article was written by some internet guy with an agenda.

OWNED. YTMND:7 Tom Cruise: 0

AHAHHAHAHAHA!!! OWNED! f*ck scientology!

the truth has come out from under the rug

GET THE THETONS OUT OF ME!

Isaac Hayes can lick some chocolate salty balls

Can we move on to why Christianity, catholicism, judaism and whatever muslims follow aren't religions now?

You realize that wikipedia is written by random internet-goers and represents opinion in place of fact, right? In any case, I don't see how this ytmnd is particular funny.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND PSYCHOLOGY! I DO!!!!

I was reading through it... Aparently after you die, you forget everything and go on to another life... So, wtf's the point of learning anything, why not just kill your self??? f*ck!

5

lol

Holy sh*t... OWNED.

First, I outright love synth music and Howard Jones is no exception. Second, I never though Scientology was a religion to begin with. 5 Stars.

Who didn't know this? It's a cult, an oscar winning cult.

pwnt.

fix the image so the text doesnt run off the page.

Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet.

And Wikipedia is not a bastion of truth in knowledge. Scientology might be bat sh*t crazy, but it is as much a religion as any other bat sh*t crazy religion.

f*ck sceintology!

its is a religion, it's just based on a giant steaming pile of horse sh*t.

Duh.

According to this article, scientology is just as real as every other religion.

Hey guys! Did you know that there's this great site called Wikipedia where every piece of information is completely true? Wait, what? It's edited by high school dropouts waiting for WOW to load? Damn.

lolz

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2005/20051216h.jpg

Irrefutable proof, right here! Oh wait...

Wiki is ALWAYS right.

That's pulled out of someone's butt. I imagine it's based on the thing Reader's Digest made up a long time ago about how "Scientology was started because of a bet made against L. Ron Hubbard that he couldn't start his own religion"

I'm sorry, I just don't a damn whether it's from Wiki or not. Scientology sucks balls.

WIKIPEDIA SAID IT'S TRUE SO DON'T ARGUE!!!

Scientology is as true as any other religion

1 because the actual wikipedia article does not (remotely) match this picture :(

scientology is serious business! and sucks major ass!

Scientology and this YTMND both fall into the class of dumb things people should ignore.

this reminds me of when god released the locusts on tom cruise and l r on hubbard so i could have anal sex with tom's girl

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL0'dLOLOLOLOLOL

I don't doubt it, but if you could just find the information from any other source it would make the ytmnd 25636552x better.

i really like this, but i cant five it since the words are cut off at the end

and WHO CARES IF ITS WIKIPEDIA, SCIENTOLOGY SUCKS

True or not, Scientology needs to get pwned more often

Hubbard himself once said that Scientology was not a religion.

too bad the text has been removed from the wiki. But anyway scientology sucks.

Alright, I just can't stand for this anymore. Look. I'm a Scientologist myself, and after studying the religion(YES, RELIGION) for years, I can tell you everything wrong with that story. First of al--...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Kidding, kidding! You rule.

5ed for being the truth!

Since it's reallly hard to edit any wikipedia site to say whatever you want then screenshot it before the mods change it Yes this is a wonderful YTMND.

HMMMM I just looked up the wikipedia article and that sentence is mysteriously missing!

Nitros, the editing came after this ytmnd was made. His screenshot is legit, and i just reverted it back on WP.

It was removed because that story has been debunked frequently, OOOOOOO you can edit wikipedia too congratulations! Hey now anyone can make anything they want fact!

Funny though.

Looks like the scientology nazis are at it again. They keep reverting it on WP. Someone else need to revert it back because i don't want to be hit with the 3RR.

Yes, but people can easily edit any info up there. And since scientology is a major issue right now, it wouldn't be a surprise to see that someone edited it with false info.

Wikipedia is generally pretty accurate, seeing as all the vandalism is done by 12 year olds in AOLspeak, so it's fairly easy to ignore.

I'm laughing hard at Nitros14. Do something better than making your 'religion' look good.

The Scientologists have taken me. Please send anal lube.

IT IS ALL LIES TO KEEP YOU FROM THE TRUTH! actually, check out xenu.net for better information-oops, I mean LIES FROM THE ENTHETA.

Lots of stupid people out in the world...

lol, scientology

HAIL XENU, OUR LORD AND MASTER!

Pwnt.

Like in South Park, "Its just a scam to get money"

yeah i would believe scientology is a religion... except for the lack of something we call god. f*ck scientology.

Even though I support the insulting of scientology, wikipedia is not a reliable source

Issac Hayes got owned

pwned

ppl who want to argue that its no crazier than any other religion: you guys got some flawless logic there. Screw Plato, random internet Atheist is far more informed.

owned in the penis, injured bad!

Screenshot YTMNDs are tough to pull off, but "Suck it. Suck it hard." got you a 5.

If you are a Christian, you are enormously hypocritical. Much as I loathe both of them, I think great overlord Xenu is a helluva lot more likely than the earth standing still for Elijah, or that the Catholics really are drinking the body and blood of Jes

"its is a religion, it's just based on a giant steaming pile of horse sh*t." That makes it different from every other religion how?

Yes I'm definitely a scientologist not just someone who despises wikipedia.

Tohoya, Christianity is recorded as far back as records have been taken, has had countless prophecies fulfilled by an enigmatic and enthralling figure who performed miracles that thousands attested to, whos teachings and followers went on to transform the

world. Tell me how scientology is on par with that.

So Christianity's insane tale has had longer to build and was received by the uneducated superstitious people of 2000 years ago a lot better. So what, Scientology and Christianity are equally insane.

Giving 1 star to a good site just proves you're a waste of life ;)

Nitros, they're not equally insane because scientology was created in the 20th century by some regular shmoe, has totally illogical claims, and also doesn't even claim to conflict with any other religion (which makes no sense).

Making fun of scientology was never funny and never will be, mainly because it has like 17 followers worldwide

Eat my balls, tom cruise. It shows how all of these famous actors are such obvious tools.

If it's a scam then it's a Religion.

Jesus was a regular schmoe sorry, and come on man, "There's some god in some other place that isn't here called heaven and he made the world in six days okay guys want to start a cult?". Perfectly logical.

So funny

Tom Cruise got owned

ScndPiston: Know what the difference between a 'religion' (like xtianity) and a 'cult' (like scientology) is? Ans: About 200-300 years.

Thats why it says "Scientology is a religious movement..."

Scientology doesn't even sound believable. It's totally batf*ck insane.

Got out my Lexicon Universal Encyclopedia (bought in 1989) and here's what it says: "Scientology is a quasi-scientific and religious movement that espouses the quest for effective use of the individual's mental abilities. The movement was inspired by th

"...inspired by the publication of L. Ronald Hubbard's Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health."

Alright fine, if you f*ckers are so up in arms about it then how many people want me to remove it?

lol nice. although i trust wikipedia as far as i can throw it..

1 for WP vandalism

Thats not wikipedia vanadlism you c*nt its true...Hubbard created it to win a bet

heinlien wrote starship troopers

And the truth shall set you FREEEEEEEE!!!!

"Alright fine, if you f*ckers are so up in arms about it then how many people want me to remove it?" Crybaby. People don't like your site. If that makes you want to remove it, fine.

And the main difference between Scientology and Christianity is that Christianity is based on events that actually happened according to most historians, even though many people don't think those events were caused by God. Lord Xenu and his spirit-catche

Lord Xenu and his spirit-catchers, on the other hand, are completely without ANY historical reference whatsoever. It falls into the "might as well believe anything" category.

SirLemming: You understood what I meant; I'm not going to remove it. It's just a web page on a sublime idea we call "The Internet."

Not that EVERY event in the Bible is historically proven, but a lot of them are. The records of kings, the Israelites' enslavement in Egypt, the mere fact that Jesus existed, etc.

detoxmethod: Um, no, I didn't understand what you meant. I didn't understand that "How many of you want me to remove it?" meant "I'm not removing it".

you have to be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains. i think all the pissed off people should storm scientology like we did ebaum's. anyone?

SCIENTOLOGY KILLED CHEF!!! DOWN WITH SCIENTOLOGY!!!

I was being sarcastic.

...Just another reason why L.A. will be the first city destroyed in the apocolypse...

I don't see the funny

5, not for the wiki, but because scientology sucks a fat one.

thank you

scientology is like the special olympics, something for everyone else to laugh at when they're alone but pretend to respect it in public

HAIL XENU!

XENU RULZ MY WERLD

if its on wikipedia it must be true

Wikipedia doesn't say that anymore. It got edited... But Scientology is such horesh*t, not to mention deciding to quit South Park for Isaac Hayes after he had a stroke...I hate Scientology.

Scientology, lol

Of course it's not.

scientology is f*cked, everyone who believe in it are f*cked. It's a "religion" of f*ckers.

whats funny is the whole version of this song sucks. but this is just so great. BUT IM NOT GOING TO FALTERRR

Lol Never thought I would hear Howard Jones on Ytmnd. 5 stars for the excellent music choice.

+5 for scientology bashing. If you think scientology and Christianity are the same then you've only learned enough about both to make a passing comment about them. Scientology is quite clearly made up by a comic book writer. Historians don't even deba

debate the existance of Jesus

should edit encyclopedia brittanica logo over wikipedia

Who the hell cares if Wikipedia isn't accurate? Scientology f*cking blows. Anyone who believes in it is getting conned. "Make money. Make more money. Make other people make money." -L Ron Hubbard

While it is true that Wikipedia is not a 100% credible source, the actual message is quite true. Scientology is a lie.

LOL it's not real like the other religions.

Xerath, that's only because they don't want to be shunned. Why offend stupid people if your job is to inform them?

Isaac Hayes: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO..."

I'm a Christian. Not a fundamentalist Christian. Fundamentalist Christians believe everything in the Bible. I think they're just stories to live by. Fundmentalist Christians and Scientologists can suck my dick for being so f*cking stupid. 5'd

http://www.holysmoke.org/cos/what-cos.htm

Lol, Scientologist. Almost as stupid as Wiccans. Almost.

Anyway, that could be vandalism. Though I agree with you, scientology is a pile of craptology.

pwned

Wolf103FM: "scientology is like the special olympics, something for everyone else to laugh at when they're alone but pretend to respect it in public"

Scientology has over 600,000 followers worldwide, not very much compared to Christianity's 2 mil., but enough to scare the freakin' crap out of me (as well as enough to qualify it as a world religion). For Christ's (or as it may be, Xenu's) sake, people n

not true. fail

christiany has only 2 mil? riiiiight and monkeys fly outta my butt

HEADSHOT!

You forgot to delete the sentence: "scientology is a religious movement." That was uber stupid. But 5 for bashing Scientology.

LOL @ Numlax: "Christianity has 2 million fallowers." Wow.

LOL @ everyone who for some reason feels the need to bring up Christianity when commenting on a YTMND involving Scientology. BECAUSE THEY'RE SO SIMILAR RITE??? :rolleyes:

Isaac Hayes

You are the best at reading Wikipedia! CONGRATZ

All hail WIKIPEDIA, the worlds most reliable source of information. (and no, I am not a scientologist.)

suck fientology

fake

+2 for eliciting Christian apologetic rambling from comment kiddies.

And for the record, just because something was made up as bullsh*t doesn't meant it can't be a religion. How do you think the others got here?

not saying i like scientology, but isn't every religion a steaming pile of bullsh*t? can you honesty say that Jesus, Abraham, and Muhammed made any more sense than Hubbard? all religion is a scam.

Robert Heinlein all the way!

THE SERIOS BUSINESS OF THE INTERNETS THE SERIOS BUSINESS OF THE INTERNETS THE SERIOS BUSINESS OF THE INTERNETS THE SERIOS BUSINESS OF THE INTERNETS THE SERIOS BUSINESS OF THE INTERNETS THE SERIOS BUSINESS OF THE INTERNETS

Pwnage!

Owned.

What are you saying suck it for? You didn't write that, even though you could. Wikipedia is as credibly as your mother's fidelity. That being said, Scientology is for f*gs.

Ha ha, you gonna get sued.

To defeat the evil lord xenu we must seize the immortality ring of Alex Chui and cast it into the fires of Mount Vesuvius, then drop a hydrogen bomb on it and have a soul crusher above it.

You're Glib.

I knew it all along... (Well, not really, but still)

edit.

It needs a citation still, f*gmo.

HA! Tom Cruise is a moron!

Why is this on top 15.

The downvoters need to do a little more research about scientology

Take that, Isaac Hayes!

now tom cruise will strangle you in your sleep. and give you mouth herpes.

just because wikipedia is full of crap doesn't make the fact that scientology is full of crap any less true

Not ZENU Dark lord ZEROMUS of the lunarians will conquer earth!

f*ck scientology.

that fruity little club killed chef

SUCK THAT COCK

im not a fan of religion, and scientology flat out kills my boner

-1 for wiki-terrorism.

f*cking lame. First 5 words in the entry: "Scientology is a religious movement". That basically contradicts this dumbass YTMND. Just because it wasn't a religion when it started doesn't mean it won't become one ever.

Christianity wasn't a religion when it was started. It was just some guy doing and saying some crazy sh*t. Bashing scientology is f*cking old. I like how you fail at trying to appear smart and above scientology. Lameass.

i bet tom cruise is going to sue you now

Pretty lame YTMND. And funny to see you don't support freedom of religion.

If you are a scientologist you should be euthanized.

Tom Cruise needs to see this.

lol its funny because its a picture of a website

Not even on the Wikipedia site. Vandalism ftmfw.

Scientology bashing is old news.

All the scientologists going nuts and being like "omg u r lame" That made my score as high as it is. Why don't you go ahead and threaten to sue us as per usual?

can't find that information on the main scientology page. those scientologists must have edited out that their religion is taotal rubbish

Perma-5'd

Well, blow me sideways...

Oh snap!

I don't care if the screenshot is fake or not. The information, however, is not fake. Scientology is not even recognized by the government to be a religion. Big whoop, stfu.

Yay, anti-scientology!

of course... you need an imaginary being and a ridiculous set of rules to be a religion... oh wait.

Fat man you're a f*cking moron if thats your explanation, religion and cult are two different things http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Cult http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Religion

Any religion that requires you to pay a fee is not a religion. 'nuff said.

pwmnned

That information isn't exactly true but it's still rediculously dumb, so the former statement is really just a moot point!

Pwned

look at what youve done. if i thought ytmnd was gonna be a religious warzone then id say f*ck it. you people need to go outside.

Numlax: "Scientology has over 600,000 followers worldwide, not very much compared to Christianity's 2 mil."

Scientology LOL

2 mil, more like at least a billion.

Actually, just looked it up. It's 2.1 billion for Christianity, 500 thousand for Scientology. http://www.adherents.com/Religions_By_Adherents.html

Gay it gay gay McWhat

People didn't know this?

"they're not equally insane because..." Christianity was created by some regular shmoe in the 1st century making totally illogical claims.

"an enigmatic and enthralling figure who performed miracles that thousands attested to," Try "four sources of dubious worth attested to, because the miracles aren't documented anywhere but the gospels.

QFT!

Tom Cruise is such a f*cking moron! XD

-10 for not funny, +2 for howard jones. next time, photograph your poop and it will be funnier.

I FARTED.

On another note, historians, professors and the like also post for the majority of articles. Anything fake that is posted is reviewed and corrected.

You should know that Wikipedia is unreliable. 2 for the music though.

And no, Christianinty and Scientology are not comparable at all. See if you you leave the catholic church, you won't have to expect getting your house broken into.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZJBdvqAv8&search=scientology *cough*

How is this nsfw?

Scientology got this fact stripped. Check it out.

Excellent. I like your image source too, lol

You receive a glorious 5, inlight of the holy war that is bound to happen between scientology and YTMND.

This gives me a great idea...

Wheee!

At least Heinland had the ethics to stop. f*cking Hubbard had his goddamn cake and ate it too. "Why not?" he thought, "If idiots want to worshop me, then sh*t, let the worshipping begin." And begin it did Ron, begin it did.

Stranger in a Strange Land had that effect on people. Thought somehow I doubt it was a contest.

http://scientologyisacultlol.ytmnd.com/

xenu 4 prez... :o

Down with Scientology. Join the Church of YTMND, part of The Order of the Meme.

Heinleins best book is starship troopers

^^ No, that would be Stranger in a Strange Land.

Well f*ck that then. Heinlein's books had more group sex and free love, man.

Sticky 4 stars ^^ No, that would be Stranger in a Strange Land. I dunno man. The whole Jesus thing freaked me out.

ive seen that on wiki like months ago, im surprised no one really picked up on it before

Read Yenj's post.

lol@Scientology

ofn

WOW YOU FOUND A PICTURE ON THE INTERNET YOU'RE THE BEST YTMNDER EVER FIVED

thanks cthulhu i really needed taht five!!!!!!111