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| Site Title: | April Fools!!!! | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | dzkisadouchebag.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | b00n | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-03-30 12:09:00 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | uncited | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | uncited | ||||||||||
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| Description: | My fisrt site ever. I wont the court battle! | ||||||||||
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| Will Smith says: Parents just dont understand. | ||||||
| agree | ||||||
| LOL | ||||||
| This bOOn dude needs a double penetration. In the ass. | ||||||
| http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/504/sitsu8tr.jpg - the Floating Head of Sitsu has made b00n his ManWife | ||||||
| Yes, I accept Sitsu !!! | ||||||
| i don't see your picture anywhere. He posted his picture, he has balls, where are yours sir? 1'ed | ||||||
| Nice | ||||||
| seriously, i told you to stop making multiple accounts too many times boon. | ||||||
| b00n is a f*g who jus got owned be the max. | ||||||
| f*ckin' max you are no fun | ||||||
| how much mortal bounty hast the b00n spent on sites which hath been banned for alt accounting? | ||||||
| LOL, b00n. The first troll that I remember. | ||||||
| well this is completely f*cking random. | ||||||
| lol @ paying 19$ to have people pay attention to you dissing me. 5'd |
+1 | |||||
| b00n is a douchebag... and why the f*ck do you sponser your own YTMND? Definately pathetic.. Oh ya.. 1'd.. | ||||||
| 4 for sponsoring his own YTMND. That alone makes it funny. =) | ||||||
| Wasting all day to rip on someone.. get a job? | ||||||
| Lol, failure | ||||||
| no | ||||||
| PaW | ||||||
| I kinda feel bad making fun of DZK's weight and all but he does use a lil girl to joke about | ||||||
| I generally hate rap music, but seriously, DZK is cool. You fail. | ||||||
| DZK > b00n | ||||||
| DZK sucks. Seriously, he's how old? And saying he had sex with a 14 year old? Why is that braggable? I'm nearly 17 and banging Haley seems kinda nasty even to me | ||||||
| 5 for self sponsorship | ||||||
| LOL @ mystical bob- someone isnt a pedo. wait till you get older youll love em young you noob also internet | ||||||
| DZK is hillarious...boon is a whore. | ||||||
| I hate wiggers and rap, but DZK is the sh*t nontheless | ||||||
| 5 for donate | ||||||
| even if you did downvote all of my sites with 3+ accounts.. | ||||||
| 5'd for paying 19 bucks to insult someone because you just eat poopy ass.
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| You know I originally gave you a 1, before I figured out that you paid $19 to insult someone on the internet. You're a winner. | ||||||
| I give me a 5 for paying money to insult a nerd on the internet. I guess I'm a ner... oh wait, motherf*ckers, I'm RICH!! I rule!!! | ||||||
| Audio sucks, site's not funny. What happened? | ||||||
| Oh yeah man, $19.12 is really brining in the dough b00n, you're friggin loaded. I mean add another zero and thats like a million dollars to a 4 year old. | ||||||
| 5 for effort. | ||||||
| I lost respect for him a while ago. | ||||||
| who is DZK ant wtf is that fir | ||||||
| I started respecting DZK after Michael Plasse started pissing me off back in 04, I've seen managers sponsor people but spamming me with 30 emails to go his freaking site to listen to music by some Wannabe Rapper from Rhode Island. Hell if it weren't for D | ||||||
| (continued)... DZK I would've never left a non-paying job, and came here. This place rocks. | ||||||
| truth. dzk is a fatass untalented wigger | ||||||
| Awe firewood has a man-crush on me. How cute! | ||||||
| why does everyone say firewood? I don't get it, people can read can't they? Anyway man nah I don't do that whole queer thing. that ain't me. I don't care if anyone else is queer, I just know I ain't one of them. | ||||||
| April Fool's everybody!!! I am DZK. DZK is B00N!!! LOL GOT YOU!!! | ||||||
| 2nd earliest April Fool's prank I've seen. | ||||||
| boon phails @ lief | ||||||
| I believe you've just sparked up controversy. | ||||||
| b00n is just butt hurt about his 'strokin' ytmnd. I downvoted that sh*t like 3 months ago. | ||||||
| conspiracy! trash the place | ||||||
| tasteless | ||||||
| Pwned | ||||||
| YOU SUCK AT LIFE, PAYING TO TRY TO GET BACK AT A JOKE, GOE DIE. | ||||||
| Sponsored his own YTMND to hate on a respected YTMNDer, 5'd for it alone, and its soon to be deletion. | ||||||
| JK, 1'd. | ||||||
| die irl | ||||||
| Well, at least he doesn't need to sponsor himself to get attention and actually has talent and creativity, regardless of your personal opinion. You lose. Good day sir. | ||||||
| 5 because DZK is clearly a scumbag | ||||||
| Your reputation with me just skyrocketed, not even joking | ||||||
| "lol @ paying 19$ to have people pay attention to you dissing me. 5'd" | ||||||
| 5 because I like Interwar - INTERNET... WAR!!!!!!!! | ||||||
| 1! Because we all know proding at weight is for 3 year olds! | ||||||
| wow this is sad | ||||||
| I think all the downvoters on YTMND are one person. | ||||||
| agreed | ||||||
| Boon is older than me, and I'm older than inkdrinker, and inkdrinker is older than tehpwner (speaking obviously of join date) | ||||||
| paying money for an insult is a compliment. you lose. | ||||||
| this sucks, DZK may be a foul mouthed offensive bastard but at least he is a funny foul mouthed offensive bastard | ||||||
| Haha, thanks for your YTMND donation so we can continue to host DZK and downvote your cause, b00n. Dumbass. | ||||||
| 1d for Flawed Logic
How could someone who parodied a Blink 182 song be considered a wigger? He is really damn white if anything lol. | ||||||
| "I'm nearly 17 and banging Haley" whoa | ||||||
| way to sponsor your own lol | ||||||
| This fad is retarted. | ||||||
| winner | ||||||
| dzk is white. dzk makes rap music. dzk bangs and dreams of banging 14 year olds. dzk is nearly 27. dzk uses myspace and ytmnd heavily and spends most of his time making music about the people on them. | ||||||
| haha you spent money on this sh*t | ||||||
| Humor > White Trash pedophiles.
DZK- you're the reason the internet sucks. Your song is hilarious. Your life, however, is kind of sad from what you've televised. | ||||||
| also, 5 for :B vote. GO :B! | ||||||
| 1'd for lameness. And b00nness.` | ||||||
| gtfo internet wigger | ||||||
| PAW? lol How about I get you a ball of yarn you gay bitch? Lol Sad. | ||||||
| jealousy is a pain. | ||||||
| I didnt laugh, plus I like DZK...
So a 1 for you good sir! | ||||||
| 1'd for b00n | ||||||
| -_- This is all a ridiculous crock of sh*t, all of it. 5'd though, simply because I don't care for DZK. | ||||||
| f*ck you. | ||||||
| In his comments, DZK states it's a joke. | ||||||
| Yeah DZK does win. how many people pay to insult someone =/ that takes talent to be internet infamous lol
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| DZK > Gay boon | ||||||
| fuk you | ||||||
| SOUTH FILADELPHIA B00N AND RAIZED ON THA PLAYGROUND IS WAREZ I SPENT MOST OF MY DAZE LOL | ||||||
| his ytmnd's are consistently better than yours so DZK wins. | ||||||
| DZK can rhyme, true, but any true rapper like myself makes their own beats. None the less, the kid got skills. I should put my own out about Haley = D | ||||||
| and you sponsored this... | ||||||
| b00n is one of the few cool people on YTMND. | ||||||
| 5 stars for dissing the disser. | ||||||
| "dzk is white. dzk makes rap music. dzk bangs and dreams of banging 14 year olds. dzk is nearly
27. dzk uses myspace and ytmnd heavily and spends most of his time making music about the
people on them." SO THE f*ck WHAT??? | ||||||
| Lame insult, you paid $19.12 so people would actually see it...you didn't own sh*t | ||||||
| Tis was okay, okay. | ||||||
| You're a skank. | ||||||
| He's fat face offends me | ||||||
| Thanks for downvoting my site, *sshole...I'm advertising here now...my latest: http://menciakanye.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| http://menciakanye.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| I agree, but try a little harder. | ||||||
| A-f*ckING-MEN TO THAT | ||||||
| lame. | ||||||
| WHY is b00n such a lame ass? | ||||||
| very true | ||||||
| DZK = The man | ||||||
| jealous much? ha. | ||||||
| You lose!!! Good DAY SIR!!! | ||||||
| 1'd for sh*t talking over the interweb ! | ||||||
| if it's true that DZK wouldn't take down the site, that's damn f*cked up. | ||||||
| 5 for entertainment from the dkz haley comments | ||||||
| Supported for my fellow oldskool. | ||||||
| Also, cocks. | ||||||
| b00n's right, DZK sucks. Also, DZK has a raspy voice and it made my teacher's ears bleed... | ||||||
| Where did the old song go f*ggot? | ||||||
| Who cares what DZK looks like? He's still got skills. Nice song choice, though. | ||||||
| f*ck you stupid assf*ck n****r gook chink bitch assf*ck titn****rs | ||||||
| Lame | ||||||
| Sponsering your own site...just a cheap way of making it to the front page. | ||||||
| +5 for making fun of an idiot, -2 for being one yourself | ||||||
| DZK > You. | ||||||
| 5 for the douchbaggery of DZK. | ||||||
| ROFL, B00N'S SITE GOT A 2.2 WHILE SPONSERED, ROFL. DUDE, YOU f*ckING SUCK, GET A LIFE. | ||||||
| lame | ||||||
| die | ||||||
| lmao, boon is still around, I remember how he used to downvote all my sh*t back in the day with his army of accounts. f*ggot *ss n*gg*r | ||||||
| dzk rules so f*ck you | ||||||
| veiwhax! D: | ||||||
| DP IN THE ASS | ||||||
| To all who say DZK has no skills - who would you say is more talented then? 50? Kanye? f*gs. | ||||||
| Agreed | ||||||
| 5. lmao at that piece of sh*t wigger | ||||||
| yes, but will your ignorant self atleast admit creativity when you see it? obviously not. you're like a little kid, so uncreative in fact that you had to sponsor your own ytmnd to get people to look at it. DZK? oh, he never sponsored his own ytmnds. | ||||||
| boon sucks teh cock, and he wishes dzk was gay becuse boon secretly loves him, but dzk would be like "NOES BITCH< I STRAIGHT AND DID HAYLEY" and boon would kill himself because hes a fruit | ||||||
| 5'd because it sucks. | ||||||
| only site ive seen where voting 1 or 5 are virtually the same thing. me so confused | ||||||
| LoL | ||||||
| He's not a "Wigger", he doesn't pretend like he's gangsta or black at all. He just raps, I mean what the ƒuck. You phail. | ||||||
| no sources, not funny, and he doesnt really look fat | ||||||
| in other news, way21337 still hasn't been banned yet! | ||||||
| Dude, I had sex with DZK. Don't talk about him like that. | ||||||
| First good b00n site! | ||||||
| "seriously, i told you to stop making multiple accounts too many times boon. " Hahahaha...owned...say bye-bye to this ytmnd in days! | ||||||
| GTFO | ||||||
| 5 because dzk think this is music site and not funny site so he makes unfunny music | ||||||
| Making a half assed JPG of DZK- 5 Minutes
Ripping someone elses .wav off-3 Minutes
Working to earn 20 Dollars to sponsor his own site-4 Hours at McDonalds
Still sucking worse than DZK- Timeless | ||||||
| sorry b00n, but i'm afraid the internet just isn't for you. | ||||||
| you suck *ss b00n | ||||||
| dzk = autowin | ||||||
| nope, sry. u lose, gg | ||||||
| lol ur so f*g cuz u sux n stuf rite n sh*t dawg aight | ||||||
| Having sex with minors is not a thing to brag about. | ||||||
| Uhh... what? | ||||||
| ghey site
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| sh*t, if you're going to make an insult site, you could at least put some effort into it, make them know they're hated, yeah? | ||||||
| These comments are f*cking hilarious. | ||||||
| Death to wiggers | ||||||
| Make me believe the hate. So far, I see a guy with about 50 bitchin' sites...and one guy whining about him. We don't care what he looks like. He's one talented motherf*cker | ||||||
| SHUT UP BEFORE I BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND COMMIT SEPPUKU ALL OVER YOUR TV!!!!...(dunno what to vote, so 0'ed) | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| i would 5 this, but riding people's fame to the top gets a minus 1 | ||||||
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| dumb | ||||||
| What the hell is this? | ||||||
| hay b00n I upvoted all your sites :) | ||||||
| why do you hate DZK? | ||||||
| PAIN TRAIIIIIN | ||||||
| five because whiggers do indeed suck. | ||||||
| When Max 1's it, everyone else should do the same. Unless it's anti-eBaum. | ||||||
| is someone angry because this DZK guy is harassing your e-girlfriend? Let's not stick up for jailbait now.. | ||||||
| "When Max 1's it, everyone else should do the same. Unless it's anti-eBaum." Yeah, it's a terrible thing to think for oneself. Vote on this on its own merits. Or rather, its lack of. | ||||||
| http://dzkisemo.ytmnd.com/
LOL MAKE FUN OF DZK FAD | ||||||
| haha wiggerz | ||||||
| At least DXK gets more pussy than you. | ||||||
| delete this sh*t now. Stop wasting hard drive space. -30/5 | ||||||
| NOBODY GETS MORE PUSSY THAN me | ||||||
| DUDE MAKE FUN OF DZK CONTEST
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| screw you | ||||||
| make fun of DZK contest! | ||||||
| Dude someone needs to sponsor the contest, Look at my ytmnd sites for the contest if you wanna sponsor it | ||||||
| awesome | ||||||
| laeme | ||||||
| Hi boon... u r a f*g | ||||||
| f*ck you. | ||||||
| hahha, gold. | ||||||
| the sad thing is that i 1'd this site before i saw it... ?:( | ||||||
| If he was a wigger why'd he make a parody of a blink 182 song? | ||||||
| 5 because as Homer Simpson said... "it's funny because it's true". | ||||||
| b00n, you gave me a 1 for my site, I'm returning the favor ;) | ||||||
| dirt approves | ||||||
| The only reason this is on the top 15 is because you sponsored your own site :/ | ||||||
| lame and pointless | ||||||
| You're still here? | ||||||
| WOW *INSERT PERSON HERE* SUCKS DICK LOL GR8 YTMND MAN | ||||||
| I love the fat "go to," it's like saying I refuse to put any thought into my insults. | ||||||
| you fail | ||||||
| i'm sorry, but your sound clip wins. Even tho you downvote all my sh*t you c*nt, i can't give less then a 5 :'( | ||||||
| Lol, b00ned. | ||||||
| Nice u paid $43.09 for your own site, what a waste. U get 0 stars. | ||||||
| DZK owns you.
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| http://b00n.ytmnd.com i made this ages ago, and this is a perfect example why i did... | ||||||
| Giving it 1 more star for making me laugh. =) | ||||||
| As said above "DZK owns you"
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| i lol'd | ||||||
| but he dies in the end...not to mention max 1ed it. | ||||||
| sh*t be off the hizzle, yo. | ||||||
| I had this 1'd, but Braveheart owns. 3. | ||||||
| 2'd, all sponsor sites get an automatic +1. Even though you didn't help YTMND by making a good YTMND, you still gave money. | ||||||
| so much RAGE haha. You guys look pathetic and thats funny enough. | ||||||
| 5'd because I'm getting sick of this haley fad. DZK just got b00ned! | ||||||
| i upvoted all your sites, i love you | ||||||
| lol ur a feggit downvoe for teh feggit lawl | ||||||
| Yes. DZK is a douchebag. A horrendous mutant flaming douchebag. But this site sucks, and I'm afraid you've made me 1 it. | ||||||
| n*gg*S WHO f*ckEN NSFW IT | ||||||
| dzkisemo.ytmnd.com NOT NSFW haha we win | ||||||
| Not funny, not even remotely. Poor pic, heading, and idea. And a wigger would kick your emo *ss anyday Boon so Id stfu. 1. ~Peace~ | ||||||
| I can make my pecs bounce like a bodybuilder | ||||||
| made me lawl | ||||||
| lame as usual b00n. | ||||||
| Just for the fact that you spent $40 on this. | ||||||
| Holy crap b00n is Dustin Diamond! That explains all the hatred towards max, it all makes sense now. | ||||||
| ITS ALRIGHT, CUZ I'M SAVED BY THE BEEEEEEEELL. | ||||||
| utter sh*t | ||||||
| you are definitely the man | ||||||
| My only regret is that I have but one one-star to give to this YTMND. | ||||||
| crap | ||||||
| you keep upping it, i'll keep killing it. | ||||||
| When did screech ever rap? | ||||||
| DZK is b00n? Kewl ;) | ||||||
| TYR | ||||||
| Wait, where is DZK being made fun? All I see is Screech. | ||||||
| $43.09 to say somone sucks. Wow, your hardcore. | ||||||
| I can make an MP3 of the MIDI Max uses if you'd rather use that. | ||||||
| Oh man, that site was f*cking hilarious... | ||||||
| You lose at internet b00nieboy. | ||||||
| lol, dimaond :) | ||||||
| How does this a screen cap of a dustin diamond website have anything to do with DZK? | ||||||
| nvm, read description. Dustin Diamond isn't a wigger! | ||||||
| YOU TOO CAN BECAME A FAMOUS SUPERSTAR AND SEX SYMBOL LIKE ME!
1 to 5 | ||||||
| I have to give you a 5 just because you payed 43 dollars for this.Win | ||||||
| Boon Fails. Go spend your money else where piss ant, Like on a life you never had. | ||||||
| further winz | ||||||
| The sad thing is, I have actually been to that site. Haven't been there in a while though. Memories. | ||||||
| Making fun of DZK and self-sponsor = 1! RARR | ||||||
| you wont the court battle? wont you did? wowt thats so not funnyt | ||||||
| DZK is an idiot who is wasting his time and his talent because he has nothing worthwhile to say | ||||||
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