Made of win.

+5

Takes big f*cking balls to turn that down. TakinBacon's a motherf*cking champ.

First

-6

What are you like recording this or something?

+6

Hey colin.

Fake! There's no women on the internets!

+21

Wow, this is just, epic, I can not describe it at all. I could've described it like maybe 2 minutes ago, but now, I'm simply speechless.

+3

ive been looking for this one since i first saw it in 06. thank you GOD it's top viewed.

+1

There is no way this is fake. No image source, no sound source, plus there is no way a Counter Strike player would stop playing for sex. They absolutely did not record this

dont treat your gf like that u dick

-2

that guy makes me sad...if i had a g/f that just wanted to ride me, i would be at her house in a heartbeat, wtf, whered you get that, depressing land????

+7

She's probably gigantic, though. Did you guys stop to think about THAT?

Careface -> :)

+4

Holy crap! What is that? No one that nerdy could have a girlfriend like that.

+13

a girlfriend like what? for all you know she is 500 lbs and is a midget with one leg longer than the other and 3 fingers on 1 hand and 29 fingers on the other

+59

I Think we need to see pics of these two before we can pass judgement. however If someone wanted to ride me like that I wouldnt be playing counter strike.

+1

i'd plow it.

+2

yeah this really needed to be synchronized

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PIX OR NOT REAL

+3

what are you expecting him to prove it with? a pic of him railing his girlfriend while posting a confirmation code into a comment on this site?

+3

yes.

+2

welcome to 1999

+4

Gamers have girlfriends?

+2

Hahahaha. Dude you can TOTALLY do both at the same time. She sounds alot like my roommate's gf, only this is ALOT better.

+2

wow, that guy is the biggest loser, and an *sshole

+5

She sounds hot, because she sounds 16.

+8

good for that guy. let that be a lesson to you: never let a whore use you for sex, kids.

+11

damn I made that mistake twice

How many wrongly created pages will it take for people to realize that SYNCING involves a MOVING PICTURE with SOUND.

+5

Firefox, much? Ask Max...

Maybe he doesn't give a sh*t about her. ;p

so old...

welcome to 1999 indeed.

Wow, this guy is my hero for putting up with a bitch like that. She deserves to be treated like that since she's still with him.

THAT GUY GAVE UP PUSSY FOR COUNTERSTRIKE. sh*t, I WOULD SLAM MY f*ckING LAPTOP IN THE WALL AND SAY "f*ck COUNTERSTRIKE" JUST TO GET SOME... God dammit, why does it have to be me with the exact opposite of his problem. I want pussy but all I get to do is p

+14

maybe because you are a loser/ugly/fat?

+3

ROFLCOPTER

On the other hand, I would slam a girl into a wall for a laptop.

+2

thank you for using the sync feature with a jpeg. that's not completely stupid or anything

+3

I don't downvote people so I wont vote But if I was that dude...... God Damn!!!!!

a good principle we should all follow.

heard this audio before, the dudes a f*cking moron

Hahahahaha. "Negative".

+2

5 for faking it... awesome style.

Anyone saying that they would gladly like to bang that girl's snatch or "If I was him..." is basically publically declaring himself a goddamn virgin and a complete loser.

+20

agreed over 9000 times.

+2

NO U

+2

WHAT 9000?!

-3

Damn. Really? No non-virgin would do it? <_<; I have much to learn.

+5

even though this post is a few years old, it's wrong. What non virgin doesn't. . . like sex?

+4

everyone that makes a huge deal about sex has probably never goten laid... if its hard for u to believe that someone else done it you obviously find it hard to do yourself.

-1

anyone declaring that declaring they would gladly like to bang that girl's snatch is basically publically declaring himself a goddamn virgin and a complete loser. so turning down counterstrike for sex makes you a complete loser? make sense? a guy named "Mathx" certainly is a virgin and a loser.

+3

Who do you think you are, Wilt Chamberlain? There are only two kinds of people on YTMND: virgins and guys who had sex once, with their fat high school prom date.

-1

turning off COUNTERstrike and going to have sex with a women you are obviously involved with is HARDLY "making a big deal" about it. Hmm, video games or sex. Tough choice, unless you're a bitter, jaded basement nerd.

+1

i lmao

nullified glory doesn't have sex.

lol

old, pretty sure i saw it here first

maybe you can like have sex with her while playing counterstrike. just a thought

+4

loller

this is the funniest sh!t i have ever heard! granted hes a jackass, but still!

negative

hm... come to think of of, a roflcopter ride would be pretty cool...

OWN!!!

you're such a jackass! you get a 5!

BEST. YTMND. AUDIO. EVER.

rofl

wow, he is such a dick. And she is such a moron for putting up with it.

Dude. If my gf called and was like. "Im really horny", F O C K COUNTERSTRIKE! IM GONNA BONE! Girls > CS... Plus, she has gotta be 12, I would hit it. Do girls like that exist?

Guy after a kick to the balls.

do you mean the halo movie or silent hill movie, cause that's from the silent hill movie.

shes 12 :/

antiterrorist ftw?

LOL that guy wins.

Awesome.

That was bloody hilarious.

YOU WIN!!! THIS GUY IS AMAZING!!! "are you recording this or something?"

Best. Thing. Ever!

CONCENTRATED WIN

He told that terrorist girl to stfu with authority!

Hahaaha, dude very nice.

nullifiedglory's comment was the only reason I 5'ed this.

if i ever met this guy i swear to god i would punch him in the face. my f*cking god. i can't convey how much i hate this guy.

Cute-sounding girl being dissed ftl. You'll miss her when she's gone.

That was great.

what a looser.

She actually sounded like she was a fattie.

Seen it happen

lol, kent b! If my girl said she was horny, f*ck CS.

"love ya" "mhm"

"e-athlete"

i never thought id see the day, and laugh.

I don't doubt it's real, and I've skipped sex for gaming before, but this takes it to new heights http://picardcomputer.ytmnd.com/

Not very amusing to me.

lol

only 4 stars because she suspected she was being recorded

+1

That's hilarious.

+5 for good stuff and including CS. -1 for oldness. I saw this when CS was bought out by VALVe. :rolleyes:

I would like to buy that man a beer. The best part is since she is in heat, he can go bang her after the match.

SEX>Counter Strike...f*ck CS

HE SAID SORRY BITCH

Probably fake. Funny anyway.

Wow. How could a guy like that get a hot [sounding] girlfriend like THAT? Jesus Christ. I hate my life. And that guy.

zzzzz... Hun? What? Is it over now? OH IT'S OVER! THANKS! BTW... Tell the guy to GET A LIFE and stop saying NERDY retarded stuff. And if you really think CS > sex... hang yourself

-1

the girl sounded hot...but he DID have a scrim...if it was clan u cant just skip those, unless she was really hot. What he should have done was had her over HIS house, so he could do both. the guy's a moron, he doesnt deserve her.

+5 for audio, -1 for video, -1 for text.

LOL she got owned

god this guys voice is so annoying, he talks way too fast

loser

Did he actually pronounce STFU? jesus. Anyway, this guy is the man because he can be a complete tool with her, and he still has her begging for the cock. I bet dat n*gg*'s packin'.

+2

I'm not sure to give this a 5 or 1 because that guy is so dumb.

It annoys me that the guy says "Stufoo" instead of "S-T-F-U." It annoys me even more that this was probably all staged.

+1

Oh my god you're my hero

"I gotta go." "Whatever."

don't be a jerky!!

when a girl calls up and says "i'm horny" and you say "stafoo", theres something wrong with you

Oh man. This is fantastic, and I think that everyone ranting "I would chuck my laptop into the wall for sex" shows just how many 14 year old virgins are on this sight. I don't even like CS but that audio file is hilarious.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Damn, bitch. shut your *ss up. He's got a match ffs.

best.ytmnd.ever.

stuffoo!

This dude pisses me off. I mean seriously, she even offered to ride him and do all the work. And BluToof is right... she does sound 16. Oh well, it's all good. Anyone know this girls number? I'll pinch hit while he's playing.

+1

i have a few friends who neglected their girls for cs lol

5 for disrespect to females. Win.

old but still funny as hell

He's smart if he pisses her off like that and then goes and pwns her hardcore. She like him even more. If he doesn't hump her, she'll eventually leave.

lawl

that guy makes me sad...if i had a g/f that just wanted to ride me, i would be at her house in a heartbeat, wtf, whered you get that, depressing land???? YOU SAID IT. This has to be a joke. The girl sounds hot, and the riding does too. lol. ROFLCOPTER

MathX has ended all discussion. "You're all a bunch of virgin retards." Seriously, wow, I mean I knew YTMND was nerdy...but...ok whatever.

He owned this bitch! Keep the G/F's in line guys. Don't give in.

-5 for pedo.

+3

I don't know which is worse, the whiny guy who gives us pussy for Counter-Strike, or the girl who keeps begging for dick even after this guy is a jerk.

gives UP* .. f*ck, typo on the internet

old oldold old fun!@

PEDOWNED!!!!

5 for the banter

He sounded like me. My ex was a total attention hog, and anytime i would OCCASIONALLY play my game (not all the time) she'd get all pissy. But i was nowhere near the 20-ft wide *sshole that this guy is being.

14 year olds and sex; counter strike; "E-Athlete"; LOLLERSKATES, STEUFOO, ROFLCOPTER.. THIS YTMND HAS IT ALL LOOOLLERRSSSSZZZ

JEZUS CHRIST, N00B f*g i want to kill him, a girl is begging for sex and he says no, he does'nt deserve a dick, castrate him and give me HER number

-1

(Just for effect) What's a girl?

This is pure win. I respect for his lack of respect for women. I wouldnt allow myself to be a womans bitch either.

he sounds like that guy from undergrads

f*g... I'd do her.

-1

lol you guys, no wonder you don't get laid, see how hard to get he is? telling his bitch to staffoo? that's how you do it.

This guy wins for knowing who's in control of every situation.

+1

lol so true.

Well, since shes not busy with him, she can always ride my cock ;)

f*ck you mik3m with your small c*ck

HOLY SH*T OLD COMMENTS

+1

goddamn i wish i could delete that

fake

Sounds contrived. Either that, or this guy has no dick.

what a slut all girls are sluts

I don't even need to watch. Stop with the videogame conversations.

lol ya she must be a dog for him to not come to her calling oh ya totaly loved the pheneticallyalya saying stfu was greattt

this kid sounds like a nerdy 18 year old and the girl as at most 15 that he probably met on MySpace

What a loser. What losers. I'm downvoting this because it's pathetic. That girl > CS. Unless she's ugly.

-1

Anyone consider the fact that he probably chose CS of her because she has a face like a hairy dogs ass? C'mon, she's gotta be an uggo.

Is that a smoke detector I hear in the background? Where's Adam Carolla when you need him.

my deal is i get the sex AND counter strke, livin the good life. :)

Whoah sh*t John, top 15 viewed on ytmnsfw. Nice.

The "Negative" part killed me at the end. hahaha

lawl.. girl sounds hot but if you got a match bitch needs to shut her face. or use it between rounds.

+1

5 Because it sounded like she was about to cry at the end

-1

I want to ride the roflcopter

Tell this man I want to marry him. I will only demand sex on non-CS nights. AND I WILL DO IT IN THE ROFLCOPTER. Also "Negative".

-1

Haha, she sounds like my ex

Who doesn't want to ride the roflcopter?

+1

STFU!

Sounds like a 12 year old boy.

-1

f*cking gay

What do you mean this guys a loser? He's my new hero.

this was forged in the depths of pwn

+1

-1 for old

fake as hell.

smoke detector ftw.

sooo hes gay?

fake

*** because 1.6 > css

-1

i second that sir

+5 for "you wanna take a ride in teh roflcopter" -5 for being a complete dick, +2 for CS.

^ Dude, you fail...your math would have given you a 2...YOU GAVE HIM A 3. And by the way, nullifiedglory=awesome.

You are a hero

stuh foo

booooooo! get a life outside the internet,also whats her #?

Tooo funny....

that right THERE, is f*ckin roflcopter 5 stars (plus 2 more invisible ones for being so damn kickass)

f*ck i need to get laid

"NEGATIVE!" haha, oh god that made me laugh even if it was staged/faked whatever.

:D

Pwnage, Just like me and my woman =)

-1

I HAVE SEXUAL NEEDS!!!! +5

+1

everybody's waiting

ha ha, she sounds like a total bitch to me, so f*ck her. (well, not literally I mean)

d00d jour nuts

Vinny + Theresa for King and Queen of the Prom.

You Win 5 Internets!

some things are just more important than sex..haha..besides, OBVIOUSLY he can get it from her any time he wants..

OH NOES HE GAVE UP SEXXORS!!1!! HES NOT SUPOSED TA DOO TAHT!!!!

+1

im 4ing this because the girl seems annoying and im glad hes playing CS instead.

Ok... 1) That girl is, at most, 15. Automatically making her a whore. 2) Sex must be very serious business. If you people actually took a look around you, you'd notice that there's about six-billion-f*cking-people.

Which is becoming more than one Earth can handle. Thanks for overpopulating the f*cking world, you sluts.

Heh, he knows being a jerk gets the panties moist...

+2

You mean counter terrorists on the score board.

5 for being a dumbass. lol.

+1

Damn.. I wish my girlfriends were that tolerant and anxious

I lol'd.

http://ytmndvirgins.ytmnd.com/

you can drive the roflcopter.

STUFOO

+1

Please go let her ride your dick now and say it's your roflcopter dude awesome recording

she sounds like my ex-wife

+2

Lol, so i'm not the only one who does what this guy in the YTMND did. Seriously, i can't be having sex all the time ;)

should have taken the sex. moron.

+1

haha. This was many forms of awesome.

Jerkface just made me lol so hard.

+2

Why !?

WOW......................................................................................................

This chick sounds like my friend Bugg, I havent talked to her in awhile, if it's her lemme know because that would be funny as hell.

cant tell if this was acted or not

If this guy is you, I want your girlfriend.

F**king Ownage.

hahaha fix my lollerskates

as a gamer i can definitely say..... id choose the sex over videogames any day

+2

lawl

He has no testicles.

lol the guy fails at life

Okay, seriously, you guys have never had a real girlfriend before. Having sex all the time gets old. Right now, if I had the choice of CS or sex, Oh I'm choosing counterstrike Virgins? NEDM!

f*cking loser.... PHAIL!

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

epic man manuever

That's like 10 minutes of rudeness and rejection and she still wants his dick. And to think gamers get bashed. Now we see who the men really are.

+1

Also, CS is terrible.

Really terrible...

1 star.... are you gay?

Haha wow, what an ass.

ST FU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO ST FUUUUUUUUU

genious

how do people find this funny?

this guy is the man

The dude might have already cranked one out before she called him. Plus she's probably fugly.

What a loser

-1

..this is sad.

5 for bringing it to ytmnd. -1 for old. i mean really old. i think jesus lol'd at it.

-1 again for CS:S screenshot.. CS:S != CS!!!!!

Buddy's woman must be f*ckin' ugly, man.

Its Fake People. I've heard it like 2 years ago on WWX Forums.

This is hilarous.