omfg if i could 10 this i would

+14

I took the first nested comment on my all-time favorite site

+8

And I took her *ssh*le.

+1

Oh sh*t I never knew about this site.

+1

still the greatest site on YTMND

+1

Probably best use of sponsorship money in a while. An oldie, but goodie.

+1

Yeah, I'm half tempted to kick in a buck myself, but it would mess up the thirteen thirty seven.

and apparently the first time it came out, i called it stupid. i don't know what i was smoking. Obviously not the same stuff i'm smoking now.

I made a comment about how I hadnt laughed at a ytmnd like this in years, then I looked at the creation date.

+2

3000+ votes now. Mission accomplished. HALL OF FAME THIS SITE NOW!!!

yeah 3000! prairiedogeric, if i had all the wishes, i'd let you bang the empress anytime you liked. hell even falkor if that's what you're into

+1

I almost choked on the donut I was eating.

flawless

i'd do falkor. but srsly, i always wanted to bang the empress even when my puberty status was somewhat ambiguous

holy sh*t that was hilarious

+1

NES FTW

A MUCH better ending. Did not see that coming at all!

+1

That's what she said, too. *rimshot*

+3

[+]

jesus on ice skates that was amazing!

Absolutley hillarious

LOL

Hall of Fame?

+1

OH YEAH

hahhahahahahahah!

LOL excellent.

UTTERLY BRILLIANT!

you win!!

Haha! Nailing the princess of Fantasia? BRILLIANT!

+2

lmfao

5'd for obviose choice.

+1

LOL he got his pickle wet

:D

lawl, I would have done it

... I didn't know what was going on until half way through.

5 for "call my name"

+5

Ditto.

great

neverending 5

even the url is funny :)

+2

This SHOULD be a five, but alas, the douchbags

Very realistic indeed!

best ytmnd ever?

f*ckING 5

yeah, can be a hair confusing because the squeaks are almost in sync with the music, so it's not immediately obvious what's going on, but it works 5/5

LOL!

DUDE THIS IS THE BEST YTMND EVER HAHAHAHA

OH GOD!

5 for sebastian having sexual intercourse with a girl, i was gambling on a guy being his first

+2

too good. you win, my friend, you win.

But I have to keep my feet on the ground!

+1

aaaaahahahahahahahahahha clever

This was disturbing yet FREAKIN' AWESOME at the same time

thats what i thought the first time i watched that movie.

███████████

-5

LOOOL

SQUEAKY BED 4 TEH WIN!

Holy crap, it just passed Safety Not Guaranteed o_O

Jesus that was creepy

+1

my childhood is ended. thanks.

I was expecting something stupid like "LOL, there is no ending!" but this was both suprising and hysterical.

I aim to please

I came

hahahaha

LOLLOPLOLOLOLOLOLPLPOLOLO

lol disturbing FTW

f*cking kudos to you man. I don't laugh that hard that often.

ABSOLUTE GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laffng my fooking *ss off. top 15 material for sure.

lol I logged in just to 5 this.

-1

This WILL make top 5 :D

Yeah, he shoulda hit that... You WIN!

LOL @ "Home Recordings" V'd

+1

haha yeah, thought i'd slip that in to see if anyone was paying attention

awesome! but put her real name in there for a 5

The third wish was that she didn't get knocked up

Make the door scenes shake up and down for extra effect

-1

rock man eat rocks

hahaha

Khaller, the whole point in Bastian being able to name the empress is that you don't know his mother's name. Therefore, we should not here her name.

lol so good

Well, I geuss it is more realistic... but still... WTF?

ugh , that's horrible

f*cking excellent, man

HWA?!, never ending fapping

never watched neverending story so meh

hall of fame this sh*t now

+1

I feel so dirty, yet it was f*cking funny.

hoyl f*ck i love you.

LMFAO! XD

amazing ytmnd that exemplifies the type of quality we come to expect! GOOD SHOW

OH MY GOD NO.

LMFAO. You have the 5's

20'd for url

That's one well used wish, kid!

at least take out the 'you slut'...it's not that funny and detracts from the rest

This is perverted.... But you get a three for the evident effort you put into sound splicing and video work. Even hard working sickos deserve a little credit LOL

I fapped.

f*cking win

the empress is a dirty whore Khaller, what can I say.

That's the most retarded thing I've seen all day. 5.

FUNNIEST YTMND EVER

the more wishes the more magnificent

hilarity ensues

i am masturbating :D

Funny sh*t, funny funyn sh*t!

I was int ears i laughed so much. this is pure comic gold.

tears*

lolol

zomg instant classic?

okay now this deserves more than a 5...

...and it still does.

Would you believe I was expecting another "horsedick" site? I must be cynical or something.

LMFAO ROFL well done

Lucky Kid.

oh this is horrible! but funnay!

Dude, if you read the book, or listen really well to the movie, you know her name is "Moon Child". Guess Bastion's mom was a hippie.

SAY MY NAME

realy wasnt as funny as people are saying, I didn't crack a smile... but I can see the humor, and the edit was nice

-1

kids these days

I just saw my innocence pack its bags and move to Jamaica. You bastard. D}:

+1

You're awesome!

Lol hilarious!

Excellent concept. True, it is the very definition of f*ggy short film, but I have no problem with those in general. Good sound, good planning, we just need to see Tami Stronach naked and bouncing.

there are no words...

Holy f*cking sh*t!!!!! You win

nice

Poundin' the Empress... Win.

take that meteor!

f*ggy short film

-1

Ziptal...I hereby christen you king of the internet.

Oh man...funny sh*t.

I CAME

^ Says it all. I want to lick you in hopes that some of your glory could rub off on my juicy palette.

hahahah I dont even know what this is about but I loled

wow. that kicked ass.

XD

Lol, what guy in their right mind wouldn't want that?

OMFG

BEST YTMND EVER. WOW. 10'd.

Kiddy porn ftw?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! "best YTMND ever?" you bet your *ss it is

Thank you for ruining my childhood. Thank you very much. You have earned this 5.

+2

Just wow

LOL

YES!

I was expecting something to do with horse dick. Totally took me for a loop.

I am disturbed but entertained lol

..wow..

lol funny, but definately nws

Word.

-4 for weirdness, +5 for no fads, +5 for hilariousness =...5?

You little f*cking genius you.

HURRAH!

why isn't this in the top 5 anymore!?!! f*ck METEOR!!! :(

that is freaking hilarious

yeah always thought she was hot when I was 6 too...

5 for the sound of the bed bouncing, because it's so catchy.

Funny, but needs a wee bit more for a 5.

rofl f*cking mao

was going to 5 anyways for using flash preloader, but this gets a... 5... good job

i lol'd i cried i ytmnd'd

You have a very twisted sense of humour. I like.

this is wrong, dude. just wrong.

just be happy i didnt throw in some falkor audio, that creeped even me out.

+2

Fantastic. Can this get put on the director's cut DVD?

UBER WIN

LMAO, that's f*cking sick

Thanks, another childhood memory slaughter.

Hall of Fame...NOW! The end.

I SO wanted to do that.

NEVERENDING FIVE FOR f*ckING THE PRINCESS

Dude. They're children. But still pretty f*cking hilarious. CALL MY NAME!!!!!!!!

+1

funny as

D:

too predictable

pretty good

stupid

-1

Wow......wow....... .... .... ........wow. That was funny as hell.

lol thatd be funny if that ending happened lol

wow...

Wow...here, have an interweb!

Hahaha, for some reason I thought he was gonna wish for a "Horsedick." A surprise ending indeed. Well done.

This is seriously my favourite YTMND ever, and ive been here for two years.

f*ck

YES! i have been waiting for Smoothmedia to comment, haha i read your comment once about "i would bang the childlike empress" and i decided to make this from that

i love how it starts out "YEEEAAAHHH!!"... lmao funniest ytmnd ever

oh awesome! haha i inspired this in some way! you rock, seriously

CALL MY NAME! CALL MY NAME!!!

Perfect! LOL @ the keywords too!

Awesome, but needs more horsedick.

only on YTMND!

Could you add a picture of a Motel 6, just before the shot of the hotel door?

great sound editing

WTF ahahaha

Well... I got a boner.

You win. I was expecting some gay fads to pop out but you had him rape the girl. Props man props.

Drags on a bit long.

omg i havn't lauhed this hard at a ytmnd in a while.

edited in the motel 8, and dont think i edit for just anyone

1'd for blasphemy.

-1

Wow

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

call my name!! great sequence of 5s

This would go well with Horse Dick!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

annnnd perfect.

nice... f*cking priceless

LOLOLOL!!!!! i so wanted her to be my f*ck buddy when i was a kid, you rock so hard dude, its unbelievable, you made my f*cking week, im telling everyone my gramma, my gardener, my unborn children about this NOSTALGIA

nice... f*cking princess

Wow...thats just f*cking insane...nice job

fap*fap*fap

I cannot believe anyone would not give this a five.

The music is way too f*cking loud to hear the voices.

-2

hmm :P

Agreed, he should say HORSEDICK

4, because motel 8 tacks good care of their beds and also because Tami Stronach, the childlike empress isn't really hot at all.

not 5ing this constitutes a character flaw.

I CAME. I SAW. I LOL-ED. 5-ED. kudos for the super 8 and the rhythmic bed squeaking.... you win

Well, I just came. Does that count?

It's horrific, it's awful, it's YTMND. 5'd.

Excellent.

this might be the funniest thing i've seen in the top 5 ever.

I haven't laughed this damn hard in a long time.

lol thats awesome

...also cocked

Oh my...*nosebleed*

10 + =)

I will personally murder all that do not five this.

hahahaha so damn good :-D

Amusing.

-2

Hahahaha hilarious.

Child Pr0n FTW!?

Brilliance and you win 5 intrawebs good sir XD

BAHAHAHHAHA lol

oh my lord!!!!!!! XD HAHAHAHAHH!!!!!

giviisgoigigibgoiujoiugouigssgvdgvfg( to funny for me to type lagible words)

So wrong, yet so halrious. Ironically as I post this you have gotten 666 votes.

f*cking hilarious until it starts cutting to other characters at the end. Are they supposed to be watching or something? If so, why is the inside of a motel bathroom like a forest? (that almost sounds zen)

-1

^^you're looking too far into it. it would be boring if it just showed the door for 30 seconds. maybe he's just drilling her so hard that you can hear it all the way back in fantasia.

+1

+ 5 for ziptal! -4 for creepy implied kid sex. But wait, The Childlike Empress only appeared child-like, right? not a child at all? Fully leagal.... Ok 5 stars it is!

+3

You're right, that was a more realistic end.

ow, my childhood!

underaged secks! XD

oh snap

YTMND: Raping childhood memories since 2001.

That was painful and disturbing...5'ed. =) "maybe he's just drilling her so hard that you can hear it all the way back in fantasia." ROFL

+1