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| Site Title: | America Vs. Canada | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | usvscan.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | Xider | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-05-08 00:05:06 | ||||||||||
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| Description: | America Vs. Canada is an EPIC battle! | ||||||||||
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1 | 2 | 3
| older than jesus | ||||||
| BRILLIANT! | ||||||
| If you're going to be a dick, can you at least have some new content for it? | ||||||
| lolwtfbbqnsm: "older than jesus"
---yet better. | ||||||
| Meh. Song didn't fit | ||||||
| AtmaWepn, how am I being a dick? o_O | ||||||
| On behalf of American Citizens, I apologize for that. But you damn Canadians better find a way to move your damn lighthouse! Call Mega-Movers! | ||||||
| lol urban legend | ||||||
| MOVE YOUR LIGHTHOUSE! | ||||||
| olololol http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm | ||||||
| Animation needs to be slowed down a little bit and ya, the music could be better. :0 | ||||||
| I don't care if it's fake or not, whether you made it or not. It was funny, and the music made it funnier. | ||||||
| EH
EH
EH
... get it? Canadian? LOLOL WITH BACON | ||||||
| that was a german commercial, you stole it you cocksucker. | ||||||
| It's not real. It's a made-up joke. You're a moron. Canadians are stupid and gullible. Plus it's older than f*ck. You fail the internet. | ||||||
| Actually, dumbass, it was a 1 large jpeg image that I chopped up into 8 frames and added an image of an aircraft carrier and lighthouse on frame 7 and 8. Also, the first frame is 5 seconds in length, the 7th is 7 seconds in length, and all the rest are 3 | ||||||
| OK yes, it's old, everyone has seen it. but still a good laugh. worth a 4. | ||||||
| still funny | ||||||
| this is normal. in the field it's known as Darwinism. | ||||||
| lol, americans are dumb. | ||||||
| Nice generalization you made huh? | ||||||
| agree with first comment | ||||||
| Not that this helps America with our fabulously stereotypical arrogant prick image | ||||||
| 1'd for old, fake, and lame | ||||||
| *GROAN*
This is one of the oldest jokes on the internet... I don't even think it's real. | ||||||
| Old, fake (http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm), and music didn't fit. I wish there was a "0" rating while having it count. | ||||||
| Owned | ||||||
| I 5'd this not because I like it, but because lando2 is a stupid American f*ck-tard. | ||||||
| No. | ||||||
| pwnd! | ||||||
| Yes. | ||||||
| Maybe. | ||||||
| hehe | ||||||
| Canada FTW | ||||||
| OMGWIN | ||||||
| its old but still funny | ||||||
| OH NOES, WE GOT PWNED BY THE CANUCKS. | ||||||
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| time for america to stop funding the world, i guess. | ||||||
| Why do your canadian lighthouses hate freedom? AMERICA f*ck YEA!! | ||||||
| americans are idiots its fact | ||||||
| also canucks | ||||||
| seen it about a million times already | ||||||
| go canada ☺ | ||||||
| Classic. | ||||||
| Vreenak: IT'S A FAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | ||||||
| And it did not occur to the Canadians to tell them they were a lighthouse in the first place. Although the american ship could of handled it better. | ||||||
| USA USA yeah they better move their damn lighthouse USA USAUSSAAUS | ||||||
| Good if I could read half of it, and if it weren't old, stolen, and accompanied by generic music. | ||||||
| Whos the dumb one ? bah stupid cannadians, why bother telling the ship, theres a reason why they put lighthouses on rocks in the first place. like the there gonna accidently hit it | ||||||
| LOL, Lighthouse. | ||||||
| 1'd for posting a false urban ledgend. Penis envy ftl. | ||||||
| Damn those lighthouses, DAMN THEM!!!! | ||||||
| stupid canadians | ||||||
| old, unfunny. And we could make Canada the 51st state if it was worth the effort. | ||||||
| Snopes says this is fake and at least 19 years old, probably older: http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm | ||||||
| LOL!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
| Because carrier groups always set course for light houses. | ||||||
| Psh if I was the NAVY captain I would've done the same thing. They could've merely destroyed the peninsula the lighthouse was on. | ||||||
| Because seriously, Canadian lighthouses ftl. | ||||||
| "Good if I could read half of it, and if it weren't old, stolen, and accompanied by generic
music." | ||||||
| Oh and all the fake sh*t too. God I'm so f*cking bored. | ||||||
| Older than moses: http://www.bash.org/?408973
And the worst part is it's going to be top 15 today. | ||||||
| lol "This is the actual radio conversation...". If by "actual" you mean "fabricated", then yes. | ||||||
| fake | ||||||
| Yup, so suck it. | ||||||
| Canadian Lighthouse > American Navy | ||||||
| f*ck canada. | ||||||
| OLDER THAN JESUS' FECAL MATTER | ||||||
| read this in readers digest when i was but a lad | ||||||
| lol untrue | ||||||
| after than last message the Destroyers pounded the lighthouse off the face of the earth with unrelenting artillery. Next time, move your damn light house. | ||||||
| "God bless America and nowhere else!" | ||||||
| older than the internet but i still laughed at the end... Good use of music and pictures | ||||||
| and then the carrier group destroyed the lighthouse and the rest of the island. | ||||||
| lol America. | ||||||
| lawl | ||||||
| snopes.com says it's false | ||||||
| Canada = 1 | ||||||
| old but good | ||||||
| It was a good joke like 10 friggin' years ago.
Also it's been proven that it's not even true. So don't go claiming it actually happened. | ||||||
| Older than the internet. And it was not realy funny to start with | ||||||
| If your not america you're a poor bastard who relys on america to defend and support you. gtfo forgin f*ggots | ||||||
| old and fake. | ||||||
| Lol pwned. | ||||||
| Hahahhaa such an unpredictable ending. | ||||||
| gratuitous use of preloader = phail | ||||||
| Old joke. Having to read it like a forum thread only makes it worse. | ||||||
| Older than jesus. Our ships can sail through rock. | ||||||
| like we'd purposely start sh*t with another nation's military just because they wouldn't move a damn boat. Then again, it is canada. f*ck 'em | ||||||
| i like the add with the irish guys better.....
oh yeah....OLD'D! | ||||||
| Older than black Jesus | ||||||
| 5'd for moronic comments. | ||||||
| This is the lamest anti-American bullsh*t ever made. | ||||||
| 5 to spite downvoters. | ||||||
| Old joke. | ||||||
| Yeah, it pretty much just doesn't deliver. | ||||||
| First frame told me that this is old. Very old. | ||||||
| http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm | ||||||
| Hahahaha America sucks cock | ||||||
| So how did it end? Did they move the light house or did the US naval ship but its huge, filthy rich, captolist and loving it cock up canadas ass? dont start a story and not finish it man...thats poor manners | ||||||
| hahah it may be old, but its funny as f*ck | ||||||
| America DOES suck cock. But Australia's worse :P | ||||||
| Yeah this is pretty old and pointless | ||||||
| i chuckled = 4
made fun of america = 6
average = 5 | ||||||
| When did aircraft carriers start traveling in waters close to lighthouses... especially Canadian ones | ||||||
| Ugly and Fail | ||||||
| shoulda blown it up | ||||||
| http://www.bash.org/?408973 Your a month to late sorry sir.... _________________________________________________ | ||||||
| Canada sucks | ||||||
| kontraband,om/show/show.asp?ID=1224&CAT=tvads&NSFW=0&rtn=search-1224&Keywords=USS | ||||||
| America will win...you will see! | ||||||
| this is old but still funny yet there is a point here......WE NEED A "US VS. CANADA FAD"!!!!!! | ||||||
| Untrue; Check snopes.com...old as hell joke. | ||||||
| Fake + Pro-Hoser = 1 | ||||||
| funny, but its an urban legend | ||||||
| American's penis is bigger than yours. | ||||||
| If I haven't seen it, its new to me ^_^ | ||||||
| fake! | ||||||
| Fake. | ||||||
| I'm american and I think this is funny. THE INTERNETS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!!111 | ||||||
| Damn lighthouses alwas get in the way | ||||||
| It's an old joke, that's been done. | ||||||
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| It's an urban legend, didn't really take place - http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm | ||||||
| old and fake | ||||||
| pwnt | ||||||
| cant even read that sh*t f*cking 1'd learn to f*cking use clear text u dumbass | ||||||
| Created in the late '80s, and a complete urban legend. | ||||||
| I lolled. | ||||||
| Even if its fake, it still holds alot of truth. Jesus ain't no downvoter. :) | ||||||
| AHahh, once again, americans can suck my dick, you know, people of US, your country is slowy, but surely, going down, your economy is f*cked up and YOU f*ckIN RELY on other poor coutries, that mean.. | ||||||
| After the WW 2, there should have been a universal dollar, instead a a powerful US dollar, thats why there is so much poor people in the world, i hate USA, i hate ytmnd, i hate american f*gs like you all.. plz vote me 5 | ||||||
| Yeah figure out how to move your lighthouses guys, seriously thier just gettin in the way | ||||||
| 5'd for making a bunch of people complain about how 'old' and 'fake' this thing is. I think its funny even if it IS fake. | ||||||
| i like it cause canada wins but its older than my ass | ||||||
| Expected/seen before / 5. | ||||||
| sounds about right | ||||||
| Freakin hilarious, but 1'd for use of preloader when it was not needed. | ||||||
| made me lol, ah, its so nice to be a Canadian to get such a good laugh from something like this, oh america, whatever you do, you never fail in humiliating yourself for the world (even if it is a joke) | ||||||
| haha this is gold! stupid f*ckin Americans! | ||||||
| CANADA F*CK YEAH!!! | ||||||
| ah yes, remember when the internet was born? this joke came out 2 days later. | ||||||
| Old stuff, old music. | ||||||
| I'm a lighthouse... | ||||||
| yeah, it's old, but I laughed... 5'd | ||||||
| Only America thinks it's the greatest country in the world. Thanks to Dubya, we poll somewhere near Russia now, globally. Besides, who cares? | ||||||
| haha, I love how a bunch of americans are quick to defend, lolololololol | ||||||
| Music doesn't fit, and the joke is older than most of the people here. | ||||||
| This is old...Your words cycle way to fast...try to be original next time. | ||||||
| snopes.com pwn you | ||||||
| Canadian Pride FOR THE LOSE! | ||||||
| hahahaha canada rules usa droolz | ||||||
| Older than the dinosaurs, but still gets me to LOL. | ||||||
| a sh*tty old joke and it is not about american and canada you fool its about a tanker and a fishing trawler | ||||||
| Wow. You actually thought that was real? Its word for word from a damn TV commercial retard. | ||||||
| It's funny cuz even if it's fake, it's believable cuz americans are f*cktards. | ||||||
| old but funny | ||||||
| ROFL! stupid americans lol | ||||||
| Fake, not that funny anyway. How the hell did it make it to the top? | ||||||
| lmao | ||||||
| Canada is like a retarded cousin to the United States, we get embarrassed when other countries bring you up in conversation about the North American family. | ||||||
| yes because every american is in the navy and therefore stupid...goddam elitist canadian socialist pricks...and oh yeah, fake/old w/e f*ck canadians | ||||||
| Might be old, moves too fast, but I cracked up. I punched that n*gg*, then I bounced out. | ||||||
| Best part, fake or not, is that it's the Newfoundlanders pwning the Americans. NEWFOUNDLAND FTW! | ||||||
| LOL! BUT KANEDA STILL SUCKS! | ||||||
| I love America, hate Canada, realize how old this is...and still find it amusing. Let's all chill out people. | ||||||
| lighthouse owns all | ||||||
| canada ftw | ||||||
| hahha burn... canada is in america | ||||||
| Funniest thing EVER! | ||||||
| I make a YTMND out of every email forwarded to me too. | ||||||
| I think it's even funnier how Americans can't take a joke so they down vote this site! | ||||||
| awesome | ||||||
| actually im from Somalia, America set us straight back in the 90s, and were fine. How do I have a computer you may ask? I killed some folks. So sue me. | ||||||
| English usage ftw | ||||||
| about as actual as my second *sshole | ||||||
| Btw, where's that from, even though it's probably fake >.> | ||||||
| Viewhacked? | ||||||
| too fast! | ||||||
| hegemony 4evr | ||||||
| Old. | ||||||
| 3 till you slow it down a bit, otherwise 5. | ||||||
| ace | ||||||
| 5'd to counter the dickheads who 1 it because it's a joke. | ||||||
| classic | ||||||
| Totally fake. http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm | ||||||
| If this was real, we would have still owned that f*cking lighthouse. 1'd for good measure. | ||||||
| Older than Jesus. | ||||||
| we brake for nobody...and nothing! | ||||||
| this was hilarious in 1997 when it came out and before we knew how fake it was. | ||||||
| Yeah, failure. Older than the internet itself. Seriously. This dates back to the 60's. | ||||||
| Urban legend and a beer advert, but the lighthouse is scottish | ||||||
| lol Americans... so stupid | ||||||
| lol, canuckia | ||||||
| LOL! Amercians PWNED! Yeah.. I know that story is old.. I read it somewhere else.. still funny! PWNED!! | ||||||
| I have respect for some respectful Americans.. but all you american downvoters... f*ck YOU! | ||||||
| Lol owned | ||||||
| Old and false | ||||||
| Old joke, canada sucks. | ||||||
| Normally I would 5 something like this. Comedic rivalry between Canada and America is always fun. But you used an extremely old piece of content. Originality is key. | ||||||
| Old, but still funny. | ||||||
| soooooooooooo oooooooooooooold | ||||||
| Also how ironic is it Canadians claim Americans are dumb but jump on the bandwagon for FAKE ammunition in the "Canada vs America" deal? | ||||||
| old urban legends=perfect ytmnd material? | ||||||
| http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm | ||||||
| This circa 1950s Cliche doesn't deserve to be in the top 15. | ||||||
| LOL INFERIORITY COMPLEX!!! | ||||||
| seen it about a million and one times already | ||||||
| lol airplanes flew into your buildings and went pewpewpewpew. war of 1812, NUFF SAID HOLLA BACK | ||||||
| 1'd for not being real. | ||||||
| On second thought, 5'd because it's still hilarious. | ||||||
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| Thats an OLD joke. | ||||||
| LOL!!!! NEWFOUNDLAND FTW! | ||||||
| pwned. | ||||||
| Old... and NOT true, contrary to what it claims. | ||||||
| every 1 star raters are americans,
every 5 stars raters are canadians,
if i rate it 3 .. what am i? | ||||||
| Not true, either | ||||||
| Funny despite it being fake. Only redeeming factor is the music. Where's it from? | ||||||
| Hooray! | ||||||
| i'm american. its a 5 for general stupidity. I still hate canadia | ||||||
| still a good laugh...go downvote some cosby or running in the 90's fad you "older than jesus" people. | ||||||
| oh sh*t. the Canadians won at something other than hockey. | ||||||
| From which nation are the majority of the down-voters? Correct answer gets one win. | ||||||
| Probably the same nation the majority of the users are from maybe? Durrrrr... | ||||||
| somalia | ||||||
| old, fake, stolen, and a horrible ytmnd | ||||||
| 5 for truth | ||||||
| This is the oldest ever. | ||||||
| Old. Fail. | ||||||
| Americans fail | ||||||
| lol, a proud 5 | ||||||
| older than dirt and not even true. the original ship in the joke was the coral sea, which was a decommisioned ship at the time of the joke. | ||||||
| Blast that lighthouse! | ||||||
| LOL AMERKKKANS R SO STUPID TAKE THAT!!!!!!!11~~~ | ||||||
| I saw the video version of this. But this is still good. | ||||||
| Thats the lighthouse's fault for not saying it was a lighthouse right away. | ||||||
| horrible | ||||||
| Lol gp: "Why do your canadian lighthouses hate freedom? AMERICA f*ck YEA!!" | ||||||
| Old as f*cking hell. | ||||||
| Everything you read on the interweb is true. | ||||||
| f*cking old. | ||||||
| LOL DKMOEENT | ||||||
| Well who saw that coming? -_- | ||||||
| ... welcome to the Internet. | ||||||
| Fake, mis-matched music, too short timing on the final U.S. line | ||||||
| A little rough, but has a good punch line (and I'm an American, btw). If it were slower, that might be better too. | ||||||
| I found it to be funnier then sh*t but as a red blooded American I found it to hard to give a five so here is a 4. Damn light house should have moved. | ||||||
